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"Pfft, puff!"

The two finally came out of Wang Dun's head and saw that the fat sea of ​​Wang Dun's body had swelled a lot, and it was almost filling the entire courtyard at this moment. Hu Cheng quickly released the water, and walked with Wang Dun Blowing, let his body that has spread into a huge sea cucumber return to its original shape.

"My cheeks are almost swollen, it hurts so much."

The boy blew to tears, and looked at Hu Cheng. It seemed that the other party was not much better, his nose was red from blowing, and his fair cheeks were also flushed. Fortunately, the two were repatriated secretly. Otherwise, if you meet your relatives like this, others will definitely gossip about them, and the cheeks are too suspicious no matter how you look at them.

"I can't help it. It's the rainy season these days, and I can't even dry my clothes, let alone your big lump." Hu Cheng gave up blowing, stretched out his hand to poke Wang Dun's limp body, and accepted it This kind of contrast is cute, and I think he is so cute.

"Then what should we do now?" Wang Dun was shocked by the poke, and his whole body trembled continuously, forming an indescribable sparkle in front of Hu Cheng.

"Pfft." Hu Cheng couldn't hold back, let out a groan, and successfully made Wang Dun puff up his face.

"I'm sorry, I think you look cute like this." Hu Cheng knew that this sea cucumber had been stimulated by her self-esteem, so she quickly apologized.

"Really cute?" Wang Dun's round face immediately turned from cloudy to sunny, and sure enough, just a casual compliment from his partner can make this guy excited for a whole day.

"Well, yes, but there is no other way. In this case, we can only wait until the sun comes out tomorrow, maybe it will dry out." Hu Cheng nodded and looked up at the starry sky. It's a pity that the popularity is not enough, and there is no way to make Wang Dun dry.

"Then take advantage of this time to study the painting first?"

"Well, okay." Hu Cheng nodded, and spread out the painting they snatched from the recycling bin in front of Wang Dun.

Wang Dun squinted his big watery eyes, and frowned as he looked at the most conspicuous big seal on the scroll, a gleam of golden nanmu flashed in his eyes.

"What do these words read?"

"→_→" Hu Cheng glanced at the person who failed to pretend, if he didn't have the burden of being an idol, he would have fallen on all fours in a Japanese drama, which made him look forward to it in vain, but in the end this guy couldn't read.

"Hey, because I haven't used seal characters for a long time, I cleared this font." Wang Dun scratched his head and said embarrassingly.

"Yu Shang? It should be." In fact, Hu Cheng doesn't particularly remember it, but as a living fossil that has used this type of font, he still remembers the approximate font shape.

"Imperial reward? That is to say, this painting is for the royal family to see?" Wang Dun leaned hard on it with the strokes of simplified Chinese characters, but he still couldn't understand it vaguely, but according to Hu Cheng's statement, That should be an album for the royal family to watch.

"Very likely, as far as I know, in some dynasties, institutions and families that were valued by the royal family would regularly pay tribute to the royal family for daily necessities in terms of food and clothing. Of course, picture scrolls are also an important part of art. There are even The painters and craftsmen supported by the concubines' natal families will also be used in the harem battles. When the fighting skills between them are the most serious, it can even directly affect the status of the serving daughters in the royal family, especially when the monarch is young. , this situation is more likely to happen." Hu Cheng said.

There were not a few people from his family who entered the palace in ancient times, and they knew a little bit about these commonly used palace fighting skills. They even pointed out the common-sense mistakes in the script when shooting costume commercials, and even made guest appearances in several famous directors. As a cultural consultant, several directors once offered him an olive branch, hoping that Hu Cheng could cross over from a supermodel to act, but he politely refused.

"You know so much." Wang Dun continued to look at the painting with his chin in his hand, sighing.

"But why do young monarchs favor concubines with good painters at home?" Wang Dun doesn't quite understand this point. After all, when he was a eunuch, the person who favored the harem was his old cousin Zhang Tao. There didn't seem to be any painters, but it was true that the emperor was young.

"Because the young monarch generally doesn't have the thoughts of an adult, the factors that can attract him, the concubine's own charm will not account for a large proportion, and more depends on the furnishings and collections in the concubine's bedroom. Well, if there are exquisite toys and beautiful picture books, the chances of winning may be better."

"Oh, Gong Dou is really a great subject." Wang Dun nodded, with a suddenly enlightened expression on his face.

As a big IP of Gongdou God Drama, is it really okay for you to say that?Hu Cheng glanced sideways, and held back her complaints.

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"Then trouble you, bear it outside now at night, but does this weather make you feel uncomfortable staying in the sink?"

It was almost midnight, and Hu Cheng brought a blanket made of animal skins from the cave, and wrapped Wang Dun's small round face and a pair of pair that usually looked very burly and strong, but now compared with Pang Haihai's physique Became the little arm of a matchstick.

"Sorry, I really can't find a bigger blanket."

"It's okay. When Fat Hai was rough and thick, his skin wasn't sensitive at all. It's like an ordinary person sitting on a sun-baked quilt and crushing the corpse of a mite. They don't feel it at all." Wang Dun Spreading his hands, he held up a chestnut to reassure Hu Cheng.

Hu Cheng felt relieved after hearing what he said, and at the same time felt a little disgusted. The chestnuts this guy raised were indeed poisonous, and some were eaten by insects.

"Oh, by the way, go back to the cave and go to sleep quickly. I'll lie here for a while, maybe I'll finish it as soon as the sun comes out."

Wang Dun shook his head and felt the mountain breeze. Although this is in Hu Cheng's courtyard, their family buildings are rather special. They are all caves, like the location of Journey to the West, without any shelter from the wind and rain. Because of the function, it is still uncomfortable to stay outdoors during the rainy season, and he doesn't want Hu Cheng to suffer with him.

"No need, there are still a few hours before sunrise, let me wait with you, it's hard to sleep in this climate, let's chat, the time will pass quickly."

Hu Cheng spread a piece of animal skin next to Wang Dun, sat down on the floor, shook his head, and his hair became long as if thousands of times. He casually tied a bun on the back of his head. The fluffy little heads leaned together.

"What is this? Is this a special service?" Wang Dun really likes to see Hu Cheng's long hair look, after all, they all belong to the category of people who have long black hair and straight hair much longer than short hair.

"Yeah, I see that there are so many memories about Hucheng in your brain partition, but it's too monotonous to have only one solid ocean. You can holographic my shape into it. Don't you like watching the scenery there?" As Hu Cheng said, she reached out and grabbed the end of her hair, and poked Wang Dun's tender face with it.

"Ha Qiu!" Wang Dun sneezed, shook his head, and scanned his lover very carefully with his eyes.

"Thank you, I've already saved it. I don't have too much of your ancient costumes here, but there are already a lot of modern ones, and there are also magazines like... um." Wang Dun seemed a little too complacent. , I just slipped my mouth if I said it.

"Really? Why didn't I see it just now?" Hu Cheng showed a gentle smile, but for no reason, Wang Dun's sea cucumber body trembled.

"Of course that kind of holographic image must be stored in an encrypted place." Wang Dun confessed, shaking his hair.

"Is there still that kind of place?" Hu Cheng smiled like a fox now, and Wang Dun became more nervous. Although he knew the details of Hu Cheng, he never felt that he was like a fox. Time Hu Cheng is more like a desolate gentleman. Compared with the fox, his appearance in Liaozhai may be more suitable for scholars, but now, once the peach blossom eyes are narrowed, the lethality is still very high.

"This, this, you can't blame me, the sea of ​​oranges began to spread very early, but I couldn't calculate the memory at that time, and I couldn't play friends with you, but in my heart...but...you are also a thousand-year-old sir How about saving some face for each other?" Wang Dun yelled out in a hurry.

"You mean, although you don't dare to act on the surface, you have stored the hologram of the advertisement I shot in your mind?"

"Well."

"Then, what did you do with my photo, huh?" Hu Cheng reached out and fiddled with her temples, and pinned a strand of unruly long hair behind her soft earlobe. That movement was quite gentle, even for an adult Men, because of their handsome looks, are also very attractive.

Gollum.

Wang Dun couldn't help swallowing his saliva. Under the quiet night sky, the sound of swallowing was particularly abrupt.

"I... I'm just..." Wang Dun said, his voice became smaller and smaller, and Hu Cheng, who originally wanted to tease him, became a little nervous for some reason, and uncontrollably put his ears close to him. touched Wang Dun's lips.

puff!

Just when Wang Dun was about to whisper to him, suddenly his whole fat sea-like body jumped violently, and suddenly shrank a lot. From a distance, Wang Dun could already see that Wang Dun was originally a pair of big and long legs. The legs, now compared to the body, look like Corgi's short legs.

"What's going on? The sun hasn't come out yet, why did you do it?" Hu Cheng was taken aback, thinking that something was wrong with Wang Dun's body, and asked quickly.

"Well, because I was too nervous, my body temperature suddenly rose, and the water evaporated." Wang Dun thought for a while, and gave a more logical answer. In fact, he didn't know it very well. After all, he met Hu Cheng. Before molesting, he had never raised his body temperature so quickly.