Dangdang shop

Wang Dun fell into a drowsy sleep, and vaguely heard the sound of birds chirping.

"Hmm, the big swallow is back?" He babbled, thinking he was in the main room of the pawn shop, and the little friend who flew away in autumn returned to his eaves in spring on time.

"Ok?"

As soon as Wang Dun opened his eyes, he found himself lying naked in a cave. There was a small crack on the top of the cave, and he could vaguely see the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers outside.

"Alas."

Wang Dun grabbed a quilt casually and got in, and a little head popped out after a while.

Ah, the world is not destroyed, and I am still alive.Wang Dun remembered what happened yesterday, and he looked at everything in front of him in a daze. Hu Cheng didn't seem to be here, so the blindfold disappeared, leaving only the bare cave.

Wang Dun couldn't find his big flowery underpants, so he grabbed the little bathrobe he wore yesterday and got up, walked around for a while, a little confused.

The world is still the original world, and it seems that it is not the original world.Wang Dun felt that his heart had been grabbed so strongly, although now it was put back into the original place in the cavity, but it was not the same as before.

It seems that there is an extra blood on it, which is connected to another man's body. Could it be that his heartbeat can tear the wound on the other man's heart again, or can it be said that when his life is about to end, Driven his heart to beat strongly again?

He was anxious to find Hu Cheng, trotted for two steps, and suddenly felt pain in his back. Wang Dun turned his elbow and reached for the painful place, touched it, and felt a slight tingling pain, but there was no blood.

Ah, he suffered a loss yesterday, will he be angry?Wang Dun thought, and continued to run towards the entrance of the cave. He was eagerly looking for him, afraid that he would be angry, afraid that he would be in pain, and worried about everything about him.

"The baby is scared to death!" Just when Wang Dun ran to the entrance of the cave, he suddenly found a bloody thing near the entrance of the cave, which successfully blocked his footsteps.

"What is this?" Wang Dun squatted down, stretched out a finger cautiously, and poked the corpse of the small animal that seemed to have stiffened on the ground.

"Rabbit?" Wang Dun was a little dazed. Whoever killed the rabbit and put it in front of Hu Cheng's house early in the morning, didn't he want to disgust people again?Probably not, it stands to reason that Mrs. Hu should have warned the whole family after yesterday's incident, and those servants, Kuizi sent a text message yesterday saying that he couldn't control his appearance for a while, and now he is in the servant's room He was confessed by the male servants of the Hu family as if he was an ancestor. He kowtowed three times in the morning and evening, and burned incense in the morning and evening.

"are you awake?"

As soon as Wang Dun looked up, it was Hu Cheng who had returned. He was wearing a hunting suit, and he looked more handsome than usual in a suit and leather shoes.The strong clothes on his body and the bow and arrow in his hand made Hu Cheng look like a living Adonis.

"Gee." Wang Dun swallowed, nodded, and secretly stretched out his hands to straighten his drowsy chicken coop. It's Adonis, brother, please give me a bit of Venus shape. !Wang Dun was anxious, and always felt that there was no hope for him to match him with his appearance in the short term unless he broke his arm.

"Does it still hurt?"

Hu Cheng stood there refreshed, and asked something that Wang Dun should have taken the initiative to ask, successfully making Wang Dun doubt life again.

"Let me see your back." Hu Cheng went around behind Wang Dun, tiptoed and looked in from his neckline.

It turned out that it was about the injury on his back. Wang Dun heaved a sigh of relief, and turned around dishonestly to look at Hu Cheng.

"Why is it still not working?" Hu Cheng's voice was a little puzzled.

"I can't heal your injury, you should do it yourself." Hu Cheng shook his head, expressing that there was nothing he could do.

"It's not that you can't cure it, but..." Wang Dun suddenly froze, thinking whether to speak out.

"But what?" It was too late, and Hu Cheng was already interested.

"Instead, I put down all my defenses against you, so the part you hurt me will leave scars like normal people."

Wang Dun remembered that Hu Cheng used mind control techniques on him before and was backlashed, so he let go of all his defenses on him that day. In front of Hu Cheng, Wang Dun was such a big bubbling fat sea. Because the main body is too big, it is impossible to kill him, but the damage on the surface can no longer be repaired immediately.

"You!" Hu Cheng grabbed the collar of Wang Dun's pajamas and almost lifted him up.

"It's okay, it's okay, don't get excited, this kind of minor injury won't leave a scar, and it will be fine in a few days." Wang Dun felt that Hu Cheng was serious, like the kind who took it seriously when he was joking, The middle school classmates with red eye circles, although they are all boys, their deskmates have to humbly accompany him, and after many years, they will still think, ah, did I like him a little bit at that time.

"Look, it's really okay." Wang Dun reached out to touch his back, and as his slender fingers slid on the skin, the love marks scratched by Hu Cheng's nails were slipped by Wang Dun as if operating a pad to his chest.

"Can you still play like this?" Hu Cheng was made to give up the feelings just now by Wang Dun's tricks, and stretched out a finger to lightly touch the trace of venting herring left on the boy's body last night.

"I'm having fun." Wang Dun showed off recklessly.

"If you don't like it, I can move these scars to my stomach."

"No need, let me have a look." Following Wang Dun's example, Hu Cheng gently stroked the traces of the iron and silver hooks, and gradually spliced ​​them into several words.

Life and death dependents.

"Stamped?" Wang Dun said with a sweet smile.

"Well, it's stamped." Hu Cheng nodded.

"By the way, where did you go just now? Why don't you... sleep a little longer?" Wang Dun is fully awake now, remembering that he was a little willful yesterday, thinking in his heart that if Hu Cheng pushed him, he would be fine. Yes, but he never pushed him.

Hu Cheng was right to be worried, they... all suffered minor injuries.

"I'm fine. The spring water in the ancestral house can wash away the scars. Don't you think I'm fine?" Hu Cheng said, and picked up a rabbit from the ground.

"Ah, you did it?" Wang Dun was startled. He didn't expect that Hu Cheng is really a good hunter. A good fox is a good hunter. Well, in a sense, attack and subject are combined.

"Well, yes, this is the rule in our clan. After the camp, I will be responsible for bringing you food and water." Hu Cheng nodded aggressively.

I don’t have any sei in this soft meal, it’s almost 66666, but... do I really want to eat it in such a nostalgic and retro way?Forget it, for the sake of Hu Cheng's happiness, I endured it.As soon as Wang Dun gritted his teeth and became cruel, he hugged the rabbit and began to gnaw it.

"What are you doing?!" Hu Cheng was stunned for a moment, but quickly realized that he reached out and snatched the rabbit whose head had been bitten off by Wang Dun.

"Eat, eat." Wang Dun's face was splashed with blood, and he smiled cutely.

"You figure it out for me, our Hu family is not a primitive tribe!"

"Σ(°△°|||)︴, misunderstanding, all misunderstandings!"

……

"Rabbit legs for you to eat." Wang Dun picked up a few neat pieces of the roasted rabbit and pushed them to Hu Cheng.

"I didn't expect you to be good at cooking." Hu Cheng ate at random. This was just part of the ceremony. He didn't expect Wang Dun to be so precious. .

"good."

Wang Dun gnawed at the difficult part, wiping his mouth from time to time. They all evolved together with the human world. For the sake of the tribe and the alliance, they gradually ate cooked food. The first homework in life is barbecue. The chef’s recommended dish is of course big kidneys, which can be roasted by a few old cousins ​​to perfection, comparable to a Chinese young master, but it’s a pity that Hu Cheng doesn’t like kidneys.

"Isn't it delicious?" Wang Dun finished eating the portion on his plate, and then reached out to pick up the bones that Hu Cheng had left on the plate and hadn't chewed it clean.

"You, don't be like this." Hu Cheng looked at him with a delicate expression. Of course, he could accept drinking from the same cup as Wang Dun, and would feel very close, but if he gnawed on the same bone, how should I say it, 囧So cute.

"This is the proof that Hu Cheng, a hardworking and brave man, is working hard to support his family. Of course, we must cherish every bite of rabbit." Wang Dun said grandly, while displaying his doge essence, he actually gnawed a bone that was still a bit fleshy. clean.

Hu Cheng couldn't help thinking of what Hu Tao had complained to him. Even the wild dogs didn't bother to dig through the trash cans in their house, because Wang Dun's bone-gnawing ability had surpassed any dog ​​in the world. Admiring him, everyone said that Confucius is the sage of literature, Guan Gong is the sage of martial arts, and Wang Dun is the sage of dogs. Now it seems that this statement is true.

Wang Dun finally ate the last bite of rabbit meat, babbled, cleaned up, and sat in the cave looking at Hu Cheng with his cheeks on his hands.

"And then? Are we going to stay like this?"

"Otherwise, what else do you want?"

"Is there any other ceremony?" For example, after the camp, not only food and water must be provided for the couple, but also some other additional services.

"No more, let's pack up and go back." Hu Cheng shook his head, successfully breaking Wang Dun's delusion.

"Are you leaving so soon?"

"Well, the clan should send someone over soon." Hu Cheng nodded, and stood up in a hurry, as if he was in a hurry to pack his luggage and return to the pawn shop.

"Send someone over? What are you doing?" Wang Dun had a bad premonition.

"Open your teeth and build a house, and pass the housing bill." Hu Cheng turned around and said calmly.

Thick line, the urban dog-blood drama is about to appear.

The second part after "I'll give you [-] million to leave my son", "Can people live in this kind of place? Come and remove the heavy cover for me."

Wang Dun had a bad premonition, so he followed Hu Cheng's buttocks to help him tidy up.