Dangdang shop

"Here, this morning I went to apply for the Imperial Capital Bus Card for you. We will have many chances to take the bus and subway when we go out to visit houses in the future. Don't worry about using it. The shop will reimburse you, as well as the monthly phone bill. "

Kuizi, the third shopkeeper, was left behind to watch the shop. When Wang Dun and Hu Cheng were about to go out to return the goods, Wang Dunsai gave Hu Cheng a bus card, and he got up early and went to the terminal to queue up to apply for it.

"Well, thank you for your trouble." Hu Cheng hesitated for a moment, nodded, reached out to take the card, took out his donkey brand wallet and stuffed it in, successfully making Wang Dun suddenly feel that it was superfluous for him to reimburse him.

The two walked out of the gate together, and as soon as they turned out of the screen wall, Hu Cheng put on sunglasses and a mask. It seemed that he was a bit of an 80th-tier star. Wang Dun secretly slandered whether his self-consciousness was too much. They are all old neighbors in the old street. Uncles and aunts in their [-]s, [-]s and [-]s shouldn't be stalking a lingerie model, right?

As soon as he got out of the alley, Wang Dun was stunned. In the parking space next to the entrance of the alley, there was a valuable nanny car. , the vision is much higher than other farts, the price of this nanny car is always more than 150 million, not everyone can afford it.

"Boss." A young boy jumped out of the nanny's car, walked a few steps around the body, opened the car door, and made an inviting gesture in their direction.

"I'm sorry to trouble you to come here in such a short time." Hu Cheng nodded slightly, and got into the nanny's car, leaving Wang Dun with a black question mark on his face.

"This is my assistant Xiaocai, Xiaocai, this is my boss." Hu Cheng poked his head out of the nanny's car again, gave a brief introduction to the two, and waved to Wang Dun, motioning him to get in the car.

This is no longer a problem with the [-]th-line starlets, it is simply inhumane, Wang Dun signed his body diagonally and got into the car, a little afraid that such a good leather seat would be damaged by someone else.

"Oh, hello boss, just call me Xiaocai, God of Wealth Cai." The young man returned to the cab of the car and greeted Wang Dun in the rearview mirror. I don't know if it was his illusion , I always feel that this child looks clean, but he has a slight sense of sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, and it seems that he has nothing to do with the fat God of Wealth.

"Hello, hello, you don't need to call me the big boss, just Wang Dun."

"Good big boss!"

Alas, why is this kid still not listening? Forget it.Wang Dun's butt was placed on the leather seat, and he tilted his head slightly in the car, afraid of meeting some old neighbors. Those who didn't know the inside story would think that he was taken care of by local tyrants.

There was nothing to say along the way, and the daytime on weekdays was not considered congested. It took less than half an hour for the car to arrive at the entrance of the alley where the gate of the mansion was located. Because it was too big, it might not be easy to make a U-turn when entering. Hu Cheng and Wang Dun got out of the car. Let Xiaocai wait on the side of the road.

Hu Cheng walked all the way forward, and just took out a disposable mask from his pocket to put it on, when he heard a few "wow" voices from a roadside food store, followed by a few girls He ran out of the shop and looked at them carefully.

"No way?"

"Is it really me?"

"Go and ask."

"You go."

Several girls still retain the shyness of adolescent girls who hesitate to speak. It seems obvious that they want to come forward to strike up a conversation, but they are not too embarrassed.

"Run!" Hu Cheng said concisely, reached out and grabbed Wang Dun's wrist. Before he could react, his whole body was pulled out by a huge pulling force, and everyone was accelerating.

"Hey, hey?" Isn't it just a group of little girls, as for being so scared, if there are so many girls who like me, I will die in peace. Alas, this is the difference between male gods and Diors, who died of drought, Flooded to death.

"Hu, hu, hu."

Wang Dun was dragged by Hu Cheng and ran for a block or two, until the sound of screaming and shouting behind him gradually faded away, and then he barely stopped. Both of them are in good physical condition, even if they are so tired, they are exhausted. After stopping, they leaned on the wall and panted heavily.

"Oh, I came to the gate of that big mansion by accident." Wang Dun subconsciously glanced at the house number where they stopped to rest. It was indeed the address left by the cobblestone fat man. He had a good memory, but just in case One, I still took out the note and looked at it, it was really good.

"Oh, is this here?" Hu Cheng asked, and after receiving Wang Dun's affirmative nod, the male god calmly unbuttoned his pants.

"You, what do you want to do?" Wang Dun subconsciously covered his chest. After thinking about it for a while, it was not right. It was because he had watched too many pigs run that he would have such a reaction. Then he let go of his hand and covered his crotch secretly. .

"Nothing, don't look."

Hu Cheng turned around, Qingjun began to urinate, probably because of the boy's urination, the range was much farther than Xiong San's, and he urinated a rainbow, the white rainbow pierced the sun, and the prince was afraid of it.

This range is good, almost comparable to his own, but Wang Dun has never really tried whether he can urinate a rainbow, and he thought about it in his mind. Go home at night and turn on the overhead light in the dry toilet in the back room to see. Is there any effect of halo blessing?

"Sorry." Hu Cheng zipped it up, and his movements were clean and neat. As expected of Shuaibi, he looks so good with his pants on.

"Well, I understand." Wang Dun nodded awkwardly. After all, the two of them came to return the stolen things. It is obviously inappropriate to look for the toilet as soon as you enter the house.

Hu Cheng nodded and walked towards the porter at the gate of the mansion. Wang Dun subconsciously glanced at the place where the handsome guy peed.

The water stains quickly penetrated into the cracks of the bricks, like clusters of beautiful flowers, and dried quickly and disappeared.

Wang Dun recalled the weird questions he had seen when he was idle and wandering around Zhihu, how to distinguish the difference between girls and married women, many straight men had a lot of arguments by citing scriptures, and of course there were girls' counterattacks, One of them impressed him deeply, saying that girls do not go to the toilet, and their excrement is gas in the shape of colorful auspicious clouds, and if they smell it, they will live ten years longer.

He always thought it was a joke invited by the monkey, so it was true?

"Big cabinet, what's the matter? Don't touch it!" Hu Cheng turned around and saw Wang Dun staring at the place where he peed just now like a pervert. farther away.

"This will be my territory from now on, so it's convenient to see this stupid son of the landlord's family get into trouble with us again." Hu Cheng saw Wang Dun's black question mark on his face, and kindly told him the truth.

Oh, it's pheromones. Wang Dun felt so stupid. Really, he only knew that dogs would divide their spheres of influence by urinating, but he didn't expect foxes to do it too.Oh, by the way, no wonder Hu Cheng checked out the cobblestone fat broker as soon as he came in in the morning. It may be that he had already urinated on the place where the fat man was entrenched.

"Don't worry, the place where I live is divided into twenty miles." Hu Cheng glanced at Wang Dun, and it was easy to guess what was on his mind.

This capacity is really amazing.Wang Dun looked at the back of the young man who was slightly slender and taller than himself, and wanted to compete with him. Before going to bed at night, he had ten bottles of beer to hold back.

Wang Dun asked Hu Cheng to wait under the steps for a while, tidied up his clothes, and went to the concierge to make do.He often walks around the house with his bundles in his arms, and sometimes finds what the buyer wants. For such a big family, it is very impolite to rush in as soon as he comes up. It is better to tell the uncle on duty first. Let me know that you can only enter with the owner's permission.

"Brother, are you busy?" Wang Dun visually estimated that the gatekeeper must be over 50 years old, and those who are out of society are going to be younger, and the call "Brother" is always correct.

"Hmm." Sure enough, the concierge looked up at him, and did not issue an order to evict the guest immediately.

"Who are you looking for?"

"I'm a pawnbroker in the shopping street. I'm not sure about something. I want to ask my master to take a look." Wang Dun spoke politely, forming a sharp contrast with the security guard who is now walking around the street with the title of CEO. In contrast, this is also the old Lier, who is three points shorter when meeting people, which is the principle of harmony and wealth.

"Why are you again?!" Who knew that Wang Dunke's polite words pissed off the old man. He came out of the porter and waved at Wang Dun, pushing him out of the gate until he reached the steps. Hu Cheng quickly grabbed Wang Dun's waist with both hands to prevent him from falling headfirst.

"Here, brother, you are..." Wang Dun was not angry when he was pushed out for no reason, but he was a little confused, with a professional smile on his face, looking innocently at the concierge .

"Don't do this with me." The concierge rolled his eyes, and seemed to regard Wang Dun and the others as some kind of fraudsters of unknown origin.

"You stay away from our Xiao Ming. I watched Xiao Ming grow up. He was a good boy at first, but he made bad friends like you outside, so he partnered with outsiders and turned around to cheat the adults at home of money and things. .”

Wow!Wang Dun was secretly stunned. After living for so long, finally someone else's Xiaoming was regarded as a counterexample. Well, it was not in vain.

"No, brother, listen to my explanation..." Wang Dun made a harmless expression, and was about to take two tentative steps forward, but who knew that Hu Cheng's hands on his waist suddenly exerted strength, Carry him all the way down the steps.

"Let me in." Hu Cheng looked into the eyes of the concierge, crushing peach blossoms in his eyes.