Dangdang shop

Where do you live?Is this guy a fellow villager who came to visit relatives in the city after inquiring about the demolition nearby?Wang Dun was thinking about how to choke, when he suddenly felt that Kuizi secretly pulled the cart behind him and twitched the lapels of his clothes a few times.

"Shopkeeper, this is death."

"What?!" Wang Dun turned his head, his eyes were as big as copper bells, and he stared at Kuizi.

"He...he is going to be himself. If he doesn't redeem himself, he will die." Kuizi looked at his nose, nose to mouth, and mouth to heart. No matter how the wind blows or rains, I will stand still, as long as I don't meet the eyes of the big shopkeeper. , may not be able to tell him to open.

"My ancestor, you can't let me rest easy, get out!" Wang Dun was too lazy to talk nonsense with him, and as soon as he lifted his foot, the third shopkeeper flew out of the backyard with a big move.

"My lord." Wang Dun dismissed Kuizi, but he was quite upright, and greeted the man standing straight at the door like a door god with his hands clasped.

"The third shopkeeper has little business experience and little knowledge. Please forgive me for making the wrong ticket. We have a small bank with small profits, but we dare not compete with the people for profit. We have always refused to take dead money. In this way, How many extras are offered for you on the cabinet, the trumpet dare not ask for it, so it is up to you."

Wang Dun's words were clear and beautiful, and he took full responsibility. He just asked the gods to be easy and send the gods away, so he cupped his hands towards the door.

"No, this is your room?" The man at the door didn't pee on his pot at all, and walked in the door as soon as he lifted his foot, walking towards Wang Dun with four or six square steps.

He took a step, Wang Dun took a step back, and the classic repertoire of a virgin in the Edo period who was forced to undress in front of the evil magistrate was played between the two.

The man got closer and closer, and Wang Dun felt that something was wrong. He had seen him clearly, but he had no clue. Wang Dun considered himself a game master, and even though he didn't have fancy intestines in his stomach, he was still a tofu brain. There are many children, but at this moment, I can't describe the appearance of this man.

He is a fallen sister Lin, Wang Dun can't tell what is round or flat, how old he is, how happy, angry, sad and happy he is, he only knows that he looks vigorous.With the energy that he once wanted to run in the mountains hand in hand with someone in his adolescence, he suddenly broke into his room.

You also say Liaozhai~I also say Liaozhai~Emotions, anger, sorrow and joy together~It all comes to my heart.

Ghosts are not that ghosts~ monsters are not that strange~ ghosts and snake gods are cuter than real gentlemen~ hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Flowers exploded in Wang Dun's mind, and the background music sounded so suddenly, the BGM that comes with the brain system is really fucking weird.

"There's something to say." Wang Dun took another step back, and his knees directly touched the edge of the Kang, no, just take another step back and get on the Kang.

"How do you say? Where do I live?" The man seemed to be planning to be forgiving and forgiving, and he didn't mean to be violent. Seeing Wang Dun let out his air, he stopped knowingly and approached every step of the way.

"I'll ask Kuizi to clean up the west wing." Wang Dun squeezed past the man, walked to the door, and suddenly turned his head when he kicked in and out.

"My surname is Hu, Hu Cheng." The man said before him.

"Well, come on." Wang Dun lifted his foot and walked away. This man was really weird, as if he could guess what he was thinking.

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"The big cabinet, let this surnamed Hu live in such a ignorant way?"

Wang Dun sat on the grand master's chair and sipped the wine, sipped the food, poured himself a drink, and watched the three cabinets of kuizi pack the newcomer's bedding with cold eyes.

"What else can we do? We are serious businessmen, and we have to recognize our heads when we get a ticket. This common saying is that it is easier to ask the gods than to give them away. How about you? A vinegar dish can send you thousands of miles away. Besides." Wang Dun threw a peanut into his mouth, chewing it carelessly until it was crunchy.

"Boss, don't make me say that I'm so miserable." Kuizi let others poke the back, a bit uncomfortable, but the basket was poked out by himself, now that the owner said it, he had to endure it and didn't cry It is a great grace to pack up and leave by yourself.

"There is also a time limit for death. Nine months in the shop count as one year. After three years, you can ask him. If you make a wrong idea, it's not too late to leave." Wang Dun was full of anticipation for a miracle to happen.

"No need, I'll burn all the tickets." A cold voice sounded at the door, breaking the dream of the two shopkeepers.

Wang Dun: "..."

Kuizi: "..."

"Then what, this bedding is prepared for you. There is boiling water in Mrs. Tang, and the kang is hot for a while. You should rest early." Wang Dun gave Kuizi a look, and the two of them slid along the wall from the west like fishes. Came out of the room.

"Boss shopkeeper, hold on!"

"I can't stand it any longer. Hurry up and help me to the brothel." Wang Dun pretended to hold Xizi in his heart, and looked back at the west wing room. The shadows that are born seem to be alone.

You stand on the bridge and look at the scenery, and the people watching the scenery look at you upstairs.The bright moon adorns your windows, and you adorn other people's dreams.There is no reason for Wang Dun to think of such a poem dedicated to Zhuangbility that he often sees on the official account. He has lived alone these years, and I don’t know if anyone has seen him smoking and drinking like this when he has nothing to do. silhouette.

Hu Cheng took a look at the guest room, and found that it was clean and tidy. The antique wooden furniture, although not red sandalwood and rosewood, was made of chicken wing wood and mahogany veneer. , rich in life without looking too tacky.

He looked around. There were two mirrors, one large and one small, on the desk and in the bathroom. Hu Cheng frowned, took out two very finely embroidered mirror covers from the luggage, and shone them on them respectively. After taking a bath, he turned on the light and went to the kang.

Hu Cheng didn't sleep with his head and feet flat like ordinary people, he just sat cross-legged on the kang, closed his eyes and meditated, the moonlight came in lonely from the window lattice, slowly flowing from the ground to the bed, gradually It shone coldly on his face.Hu Cheng took a few deep breaths facing the calm moonlight, and felt that his whole body was much more relaxed. Just as he was about to squint for a while, suddenly, he seemed to hear the sound of his toes tapping the tiles.

He opened his eyes suddenly, jumped down from the edge of the Kang, and listened attentively. Because he got up suddenly, a breeze blew out from his waist, blowing off the cover hanging on the mirror. Hu Cheng subconsciously glanced at the mirror. A gleam of blue flashed in his eyes, he frowned, raised his hand, and the mirror cover lightly brushed on the makeup mirror by himself.

There are thieves?Hu Cheng's ear pinna moved slightly, and he heard the sound of tiles cracking again, which was only a little louder than the sound made by the wild cat, but it was enough to judge that it should be a person with not yet soft stubble on the roof of his guest house.

Hu Cheng thought about it for a while, turned sideways to hide beside the window lattice, moved her waist slightly, and the whole person has rolled over to the outside of the west wing against the wall, hiding in the shadow under the eaves.

Under the light of the big hairy moon, I saw a figure lying on the roof of the side main room, as if he had taken precautions because he made a little noise, and didn't move for the time being.After a while, seeing no one was paying attention, Xiaoyan threw herself into the well and flipped along the ridge of the roof to the second yard.

Hu Cheng looked at the movement in the main house, didn't even turn on the lights, sneered, and followed into the room as soon as he lifted his back...

A night without words.

Early the next morning, Wang Dun was sleeping soundly with his buttocks up, and suddenly he felt a burning warmth on his buttocks. He opened his eyes slightly, and felt that his thick blackout curtains were gone, and the sun was shining on him as he wished. Noon on the ass.

"Gaha." Wang Dun turned over and said impatiently.

Every time Kuizi can't wake him up, he has to do this. It's called telling your boss what it means to stop sleeping and the sun will dry his ass.

"Big cabinet, someone redeemed it."

"Redemption." Wang Dun agreed concisely, pouted and went back to sleep.

"It's gone."

"Huh...huh?!" Wang Dun sat up in a classic Tom cat pose, staring at Kuizi desperately.

"What do you mean it's gone?"

"Just now, someone came over with the pawn ticket to redeem it. I took it, went into the warehouse to get the goods, and found...the things were missing." Kuizi said awkwardly, rubbing his trousers with both hands.

"What is it?" Wang Dun scratched his hair that had been sleeping like a bird's nest, and took the pawn ticket from Kuizi, and looked at it. It was an antique watch with three stitches.

"Hey, this thing is not cheap. How much was it borrowed?" Wang Dun frowned.

"I borrowed [-], and the master said that I was in a hurry to use it right now, and I would like to pay [-] to redeem it in advance. If we don't have it, we will have to pay back this amount." Kuizi stretched out his hand and gestured with a word, but Very similar to his own style.

"This is obviously following the way of the Buddha (thief)." Wang Dun cursed in a low voice. I'm afraid this group of people have colluded long ago. Then find a way to get the thing out, and then pretend to redeem it, if you can't get it out, you can only admit it and lose money.

"How could such a good thing be lost?" Wang Dun glanced at Kuizi, who immediately jumped up.

"I'm talking about the big shopkeeper. See what I mean. I'm a decent person. When I get a job here, I have a guarantor who writes a guarantee document and establishes a letter. Have I lived here for such a long time? Feel your conscience, have you not raised my wages since the second year of Guangxu!"

The author has something to say:

Tourist: Tour guide, I heard that this old castle is haunted?

Tour guide: How come, I have been a tour guide here for 500 years, and I have never heard of ghosts!