Dangdang shop

"Give me a chestnut?" Wang Dun stretched out his hand to straighten Mushroom's head because he was not afraid, and sat cross-legged on the bed to stare at him with big eyes. Family bangs.I have to say that Mushroom is really handsome, and Ah Xi is also a talent with a discerning eye.

"I can see some clues from the tomb in the memory of the water body. It looks like a temple structure, which means that at the beginning of the renovation, this tomb should be prepared for mushrooms, which symbolizes the very high status of the witches in the local area. Judging from the two prostrating believers at the door, it seems that his prestige can surpass that of the lord? Or at least...he should be neck and neck and equal to each other." Hu Cheng narrowed his eyes, recalling the scene he just saw in the water scene.

"Oh, that makes sense. I'll pay another ten yuan." Wang Dun casually grabbed a handful of melon seeds provided in the hotel's presidential suite—the original supply was flowers and red wine. Plate of spiced sunflower seeds.

"→_→" Hu Cheng didn't speak, just glanced over, Wang Dun immediately brought up a small dish that he had already finished eating, with a Teddy smile on his face and both hands, the expression was the same as before The honeydew of Shidunzi outside the temple is similar.

"Yeah." Hu Cheng nodded very coldly, raised his neck and ate the melon seeds that Wang Dun had licked, but he didn't think it was dirty, and continued.

"Have you noticed that the second part of the decoration in the tomb is not as old-fashioned and stubborn as the first part, and the style doesn't match well." Having been immersed in the fashion circle for a long time, Hu Cheng's style matching is better than the average straight man's aesthetic Much more sensitive.

"It seems to be, is there not enough funds?"

"It's not a matter of funding. If the local lord is buried in the main coffin, the officials will of course spare no effort to repair it. I think this tomb was originally prepared for the local spiritual leader, the witch. It was only because Mushroom was forcibly executed for unwarranted charges that the entire mausoleum was not completed, and the temple personnel in charge of the repairs were implicated by this crime and were forced to stop the repairs and replaced them with ordinary craftsmen, which led to a drastic change in style Yes." Hu Cheng analyzed clearly and clearly.

"Wow, there are young detectives in the hotel we stayed in." Wang Dun ate the melon seeds with great interest, and sang praises from time to time.

"The lord may have used this method of burying the mushrooms to occupy the magpie's nest, using the temple as a mausoleum, to achieve the goal of monopolizing secular authority, and the mushrooms seem to have a trick that the lord didn't think of."

"Dragon silkworm eggs?" Wang Dun finally got his IQ online, and continued.

"That's right, the owner of this ancient fetish is likely to be within the sphere of influence of the mushroom. When he was calculated, he probably knew that the lord had this idea, so the dragon silkworm's egg was used as a funeral in advance. It was placed on the screen wall, so that if the tomb was buried for a period of time, the corpse would be destroyed. As for whether he wanted to drag his opponent into hell together, or simply wanted to destroy the record of the witch being defeated by the secular world, it is not known. "Hu Cheng sighed.

"I didn't expect Mushroom to look honest, but he was actually a scheming boy." Wang Dun sighed, but luckily Mushroom lost his memory, otherwise, with Ah Xi's silly and sweet personality, the two of them would really be suitable together ?It's also hard to say that complementarity seems to be more important than similarity in personality. My personality and Hu Cheng's personality are also very different. Isn't the same life going smoothly?

"Anyway, Mushroom doesn't remember anything now. Fortunately, this trip was not in vain. This crystal of water body memory should be used as a medium. In this case, Ah Xi and Mushroom can..." Hu Cheng said with an automatic voice Consciously silenced.

"It's just the two of us, aren't you embarrassed?" Wang Dun sat cross-legged and wobbled at him, feeling very amused.

"Obviously you were afraid of being like that when I spoke yellow accents, but now you want to flirt again, huh?" Hu Cheng didn't give Wang Dun a chance to tease him, and went to bed as soon as he lifted his waist. Although it is the crystallization of the memory of the water body, he is still not used to doing this kind of thing in front of others.

"Wait...wait a second!"

Sure enough, Wang Dun faltered as soon as he was serious, curled up into a ball and rolled down from Hu Cheng, crawling on the fluffy carpet below.

"I'm going to take a shower and get ready." Wang Dun ran away clutching his pants.

"Alas... I can't outplay the Hu family when it comes to hooliganism." Wang Dunwo complained to himself in the luxurious bathroom, and wiped the water vapor on the mirror with his hand.

"Ha ha."

The girl's sweet laughter sounded in the relatively small and quiet space.

"Emma! This is the men's room!" Wang Dun shouted in a hurry.

The half body of a girl emerged out of thin air, smiling at Wang Dunqiao.

"I'm warning you, I'm GAY! Don't come here, you can't take advantage of it!" Wang Dun had already taken off only a pair of underpants, and he didn't know whether to cover the top or the bottom, so he had two Divide evenly with one hand.

"Ha ha."

The girl with exquisite make-up didn't pay attention to Wang Dun's troubles at all, but just touched up her makeup in front of the mirror in a leisurely manner. It seemed that she didn't know Wang Dun's existence at all.

"Oh, by the way, open the door, otherwise I won't be able to tell." Wang Dun thought for a while, and kicked open the door of the bathroom. Because of too much force, the door was directly thrown away by him.

After a few minutes.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I surprised the two uncles."

The manager of the lobby, Mr. Cabinet, the various persons in charge of the hotel, Wu Yang Wu Yang, packed the entire presidential suite. If Hu Cheng and Wang Dun were not dressed in modern clothes, and the space is narrow, it would have looked like an upper court in the Forbidden City Drama.

"I thought the presidential suite would be fine. Why are those things still there? I'm not surprised, but I can't tell if people see it." Wang Dun said aggrievedly, looking like a chastity archway that can walk. .

"Well, this store is such a feature, because it won't entertain ordinary people, so it can't scare people. If it's a group purchase, the things inside are inferior. The more high-end the room, the higher the value of the things." The lobby manager explained respectfully.

"Oh, just like the decorations in room service?" Wang Dun raised a chestnut.

"Also... it can be explained in this way." The manager of the lobby smiled and cried.

"Okay, but can you undo it for us, I'm gay." Wang Dun said firmly.

"Σ(°△°|||)︴"

The lobby manager stared at the honest boy in a daze, thought for a while, and said secretly, "It can be changed to another gender."

"No need, we are a couple!" Wang Dun righteously put his arms around Hu Cheng.

"Hmm." A second later, the boy who had been elbowed by his boyfriend fell down on the bed with a painful expression on his face.

"Understood, let's move the mirror out!" The lobby manager has been working here for hundreds of years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a difficult emergency, so he quickly called the guys to move out all the mirrors in the room , those that are too big or inlaid are also covered with silk mirror clothes.

"You take it easy... oh no, take a break early." The manager of the lobby left in a hurry.

"This hotel is quite new. Others have different value-added services depending on the room, but theirs is better. The more expensive the hotel, the more expensive it is because the quality of Ah Piao will be higher." Wang Dun said that this time it was an eye-opener. .

"But it's inconvenient to get dressed after moving the mirrors out. Fortunately, I left a full-length mirror." Wang Dun said, reaching out to touch the mirror coat that was put on by the lobby manager.

"Don't touch it, or it will happen again later." Hu Cheng grabbed Wang Dun's arm and motioned him not to touch it casually.

"Mirrors are very dark things. If you want not to be disturbed at night, don't make extra troubles." In order to prevent Wang Dun from losing control of his claws, Hu Cheng pulled him to sit next to him and said.

"What are you afraid of? Let's get a luminous room...well." As Wang Dun said, he suddenly remembered the big face of the manager in the lobby who was about to cry. Let's forget it. It was originally a group purchase, and it was a free treat tonight. Don't bully me. people.

……

Imperial Capital Dangdang Shop.

"Probably that's the case, but the reason is that only mushrooms know best." Wang Dun briefly described to Ah Xi and his boyfriend what he had seen and heard about Hu Cheng, and then showed the only spoils of the trip, mushrooms. head, and made a gesture of ╮(╯_╰)╭, indicating that you should discuss with yourself what to do.

"If you use this piece of water memory crystal, it should be fine, Ah Xi, what do you mean?" Hu Cheng handed the mushroom head to Ah Xi's hand. If they plan to use this as a medium, Hu Cheng needs help Release the fragments of information in the water crystals.

"Am I... am I that kind of person?" Mushroom, who had been silent all this time, suddenly spoke.

"Huh? What kind of person?" Ah Xi didn't quite understand what he meant, and asked, retracting his hand that was going to pick up the mushroom head.

"A person who intrigues and intrigues." Mushroom said.

"That's not the case. Didn't my eldest cousin say that there are reasons for your countermeasures." Ah Xi quickly comforted him.

"No, but I don't want to change back to that, then you will be afraid, as you said, I don't like to think too much, I like to be free." Mushroom suddenly became stubborn, changed from the old meek and three sticks and couldn't get a fart come character.

"But, all your relics are gone, if you don't use this... ouch!" Axi suddenly howled in the middle of his words, waving his hands around like big moths, scaring everyone present one jump.

"Is your relative or friend bewitched?" Wang Dun said secretly.

"He's evil enough by himself." Hu Cheng sighed, stretched his long legs, tripped Ah Xi, and slipped up casually.

"what happened?"

"It's hot! It's hot, it's hot!" Ah Xi waved his hands vigorously, and opened his palms to see, there was a red bloodstain on his hands, as if scalded by boiling water.

"How did this happen? I touched that package just now." Ah Xi looked aggrieved, and pointed to the cloth bag with mushroom heads inside.

"How come... By the way, Mushroom, the witch job you did before, in addition to divination and making calendars, is also responsible for exorcising ghosts?" Hu Cheng suddenly remembered something, looked at Mushroom Zhang asked with an unshaven handsome face.

mushroom:"……"

Ah Xi: "..."

Wang Dun: "..."

"What, the physique of the mushroom is too holy after working on it for a long time. If I use relics as a medium, I can't touch it at all. How angry!" After twisting it, instead of being angry, the mushroom laughed.

"If you want to open up a little bit, although our physique can't be... the inner one, it's still much better than before, isn't it? If I were still a witch, I wouldn't even be able to touch your hand." Mushroom is very Said happily.

"Brother, be steady!" Wang Dun gave Mushroom a thumbs up in admiration.

"Oh, that's true, so I should be grateful for my current physique. It's just that my eldest cousin and young master have been busy for so long." Ah Xi also thought about it, but she was still very embarrassed.

"It shouldn't be a waste of time, let me try." Mushroom thought for a while, picked up his mushroom head with his own hands, and threw it at the top of the imperial appreciation map that Wang Dun received. The two things were entangled. A phosphorus fire about ten feet high was hit, and with a bang, it was extinguished in ashes.

"Let go of the grievances by yourself, as expected, you can get rid of the evil." Mushroom said with a smile. I don't know if it's the illusion of Hu Cheng and Wang Dun. Maybe he has great wisdom, after all, he is a person with roots of wisdom.

……

"Big cousin, thank you so much this time, so let's say goodbye." Ah Xi called Piao Piao for a taxi, climbed into the hearse with Mushroom and floated away, and poked his head out of the window to tell them in vain.

"It can be regarded as a practice... What are you doing?" Hu Cheng stood at the door and shook his hand at the hearse, but suddenly found that Wang Dun's other hand became more and more irregular.

"It's nothing, I just think it's really a blessing to meet you anytime and anywhere." Wang Dun was playing hooligans in his hands and talking about love on his lips, both of which were correct.

"Back to the room?"

"Ah."

……

a few months later.

"Don't sleep, little slob."

Hu Cheng was lying on the kang in an awkward sleeping position. Due to the weather, the nine tails were naturally released and wrapped around the whole body. Now it became Wang Dun's murder weapon, reaching out to grab one of his tails , poking his cheek with the fluffy tip.

"Well, sleep a little longer."

Hu Cheng was very tired last night. He really wanted to know why Wang Dun was so energetic every morning. Doesn't his back hurt?Muscles won't be sore?

"Get up, it's snowing, I made a snowman."

"Huh?" Hu Cheng quickly opened his eyes. This was the first snow this year, and he didn't expect it to fall so hard that he could build a snowman.

He grabbed a piece of Wang Dun's military coat and ran out, still carrying the warm breath from the kang.

"Hey, be careful not to catch a cold." Only after Wang Dun chased him did he realize that he was worrying too much, because Hu Cheng had already cleverly used the nine tails to wrap around his body, and he looked like that from a distance with his military coat. Fur with high-end styles of international famous brands.

"It's so big, this..." Hu Cheng looked at the huge snowman that Wang Dun had piled up in surprise, but when he saw the head, he felt a kind of embarrassment.

It was a "funny" face.

"How do you look like the pillow selfie that swept all social media a while ago?" Wang Dun said proudly instead of ashamed.

"Very... good." Hu Cheng had no choice but to say.

"Huh? Strange, how did this funny lose weight?" Wang Dun stared at the big soybean suddenly, and said in a somewhat uncertain tone.