Dangdang shop

"Okay, then I'll be entertained." Hu Cheng nodded, and was about to go up when he suddenly felt the skirt of his clothes tighten behind him. When he looked back, he saw Wang Dun looking up at Wang Dun with his pitiful little round face and his big watery eyes. he.

"It's terrible, I dare not sit down."

It's over, this guy's love brain broke out again.Hu Cheng was secretly embarrassed in his heart. Because of the old man's machine, every time Wang Dun adjusted the bottom limit of the stress response, he would experience a little bit of stuck symptoms, and from time to time it would arouse a little sequelae of love brain. Not too young, but the problem of acting like a baby appeared again, and she was still in front of a group of demons and goblins...

"Don't...don't make trouble, this kind of shoulder can't lift the two of us." Hu Cheng bit his tongue in a rare way, and comforted this lovely and pitiful big baby with a very low voice, but because of the surrounding eyes and ears There are so many, he can only do this.

"Guest, you don't have to worry about this. You can take a car if you want, but the two coins that were burned just now cannot be refunded to you." Master Jianyu said very indifferently, as if he didn't take Hu Cheng and Wang Dun very seriously. .

Sure enough, these people should have some background, maybe even the legendary admonisher.Although Hu Cheng didn't say it out loud, he secretly guessed it in his heart.

When he was young, he once heard from his childhood sweetheart that there is a profession similar to that of a night tour god in the business of ghosts called an admonisher. Anyone who has some blessings will be more or less received by these people before encountering doom. It may be through dreams or omens to warn the other party of the imminent danger of life and help them avoid it.

In the urban legend that has become popular in recent years, the protagonist dreams of a hearse, and the man driving the car said to him, "Guest, do you want to come up? There is still one more." As a result, when he was about to enter the elevator the next day, he encountered an elevator with the same appearance. It may be the masterpiece of these counselors, sir, to run away after screaming in fright, thus escaping the wrecked elevator.

"If possible, I'll trouble you." Hu Cheng knew that the other party was a high-achieving person, and since he boasted about Haikou, there should be no problem, so he waved to Wang Dun, signaling that he could sit in the same car as him.

"Master, you are really capable." Wang Dun climbed up the pole, followed Hu Cheng and sat up, and kindly greeted those suspected admonishers.

"Well, guest, it doesn't matter if you can relax your body." The head master seemed to be very confident in his skills. Looking back, he saw Wang Dun tilting his body and only daring to sit on half of his buttocks, which was a bit funny, so he said casually said a word.

"Okay, okay, I'm causing trouble for everyone." Wang Dun agreed, but he just relaxed his body a little, and he didn't look like Hu Cheng sitting there in an even and stable manner.

"Have you never made this kind of sliding pole before? Don't be afraid, it won't fall off." Seeing the boy's cautious look, Hu Cheng comforted him in a low voice.

"No, because the humidity seems to be relatively high here, so it's not good to be too relaxed." Wang Dun also responded in a low voice.

"Humidity?" Hu Cheng didn't quite understand the necessary connection between the two, but seeing Wang Dun's fidgeting look, maybe it was because the climate here was too different from the dry and windy weather in the imperial capital, which made the old man's phone not so good Get used to it.

"Well, it's okay, just tighten it up a little bit." Wang Dun still said vaguely, and began to look at the scenery.

"Wow, that's really fast. As expected of a professional player, he went into the mountain so quickly."

Just when Hu Cheng was still thinking about what Wang Dun meant, Xiaocai sighed behind him, because the two of them shared a slider, and the other one was cheaper, which was supposed to be on the legs The valet is gone.

"Really, I didn't even notice that I had already entered the mountain." Hu Cheng nodded, remembering that when he looked far away just now, he had just left the town. It seems that the store introduced by Ah Xi is really hidden. exposed.

"Master, is your store open in the mountains?" Hu Cheng asked casually.

"Yes, it's a homestay, but it's not open to the public, and it's all by appointment." The master who was standing up with them at the place where the car was called just now was holding a sliding pole in front, but said without blushing or panting.

Of course it won't be open to the public, otherwise ordinary tourists will be scared to death, but then again, ordinary tourists should not be able to get paper money called slippery poles.Hu Cheng made up his mind and held back his complaints.

"There's quite a lot of moisture in the mountains here." Because he didn't want to complain, Hu Cheng casually answered something else.

"There are a lot of wetlands in the mountains, and the topography here is like this. Although there are many tourists, it is difficult to find a good site without a reliable guide. If you want to visit, it is best to go there when the sun rises in the morning. Alright, but with this gentleman's skills, we probably don't need the guide in our store." The slider master didn't know whether he was sincerely convinced or flattered.

"No, master, we're not here to see places of interest, we're... umm!" Wang Dun was about to activate the distraction mode when Hu Cheng directly covered him.

"It's okay, we get up earlier, we should meet other tourists on the road, just follow the big gang." Hu Cheng continued.

"Oh, this is also a way, maybe it can save a lot of money for hiring a commentator... Uh..." The master was complaining there, but for some reason, he suddenly got stuck and couldn't continue.

"Ouch!" Because the leading master in front paused for a moment, the four people who were carrying the sliding pole were all confused, and the position on the sliding pole was turned upside down. Wang Dun yelled, subconsciously catching Hold Hu Cheng's skirt.

"Are you okay?" Hu Cheng comforted Wang Dun, then frowned and looked at the master who had been arguing with him, wondering if he was deliberately playing tricks on others.

"It's...so heavy..."

However, Hu Cheng soon discovered that they were not acting, but that they were really struggling to walk. After a bit of frustration, a few people sang a chant and took a few small steps forward, but it was obviously more difficult than walking. It was still struggling just now, but a young master behind him couldn't bear it any longer, his legs were trembling.

"What's wrong? Do you want us to come down?" Hu Cheng asked, and jumped off his seat. Although he was a little dissatisfied with the head master, he is not a person who bases his happiness on the pain of others , and these people seem to be really struggling, as if they will fall down at any time, after all, Ah Xi's relationship introduced them, it's better not to have anything happen, otherwise it's all relatives who are hard to explain .

"No, it's not your problem...it's him!" Apparently, Hu Cheng's jumping down the pole didn't relieve the masters at all. The leading master looked back and stretched out a finger reluctantly. , pointing at Wang Dun and said.

Pants!

Just after the master had identified the culprit, there was a sound of underpants, and the sliding pole that the four people were carrying was broken abruptly in the middle, and the boy on it paused out of nowhere, and then a buttock fell down , fell to the ground with a slap, and looked at Hu Cheng in a daze.

"What's the matter? Wang Dun, are you okay?!" Hu Cheng rushed over like a conditioned reflex, stretched out his hand and grabbed Wang Dun's arm, but found that the place where his buttocks were sitting seemed to form a relatively low-lying terrain. There was a feeling of going downhill when I walked over.

"Ah, sure enough, after absorbing the water vapor, if you don't tense up all the time, it will become heavy." Wang Dun shook his head, afraid that Hu Cheng would be worried, so he got up from the ground and looked under his body, which was smashed by his own butt. sunken.

"Wow, my stomach is swollen, like an elderly housewife." Wang Dun stretched out his hand and squeezed his belly, which originally had eight-pack abs, but now it has become a little chubby.

"Does the physique of the fat sea appear in wet places?" Hu Cheng suddenly realized something, walked to Wang Dun's side and asked in a voice that only two people could hear.

"Well, it seems to be like this. In fact, it doesn't matter if you pay attention, but just now the master kept telling me to relax, so I subconsciously really relaxed, and now I can't go back." Wang Dun said, The belly actually bulged a little bit again, and this time it looked a bit like the beer belly of a middle-aged uncle.

"Is it hard to hold back?" Hu Cheng stretched out his hand and touched Wang Dun's round belly, feeling a little distressed when he saw the boy hugging his belly like an otter and feeling overwhelmed.

"Once released, it's hard to hold back, um..." Wang Dun shook his legs like a child who couldn't find a place to go to the toilet, his face turned livid.

"By the way, master, do you have large drying equipment in your store?" Wang Dun asked the bewildered bearer while pinching his stomach.

"Yes... yes, there is also a special laundromat in the store as supporting facilities." The master in charge no longer had the prestige of the seventh-rank official in front of the prime minister just now, and answered the question of the unknown creature in a very mechanical voice.

"Oh, that's easy to handle!" Wang Dun let out a long breath, and then there was a puff sound from somewhere, and a strong air current was aroused on the flat ground.

"Cough, cough, cough!" The masters were knocked to the ground by the sudden strong air current, and they staggered a few times before getting up, looking up...