i'm not human

Chapter 73, Shanzhai

Seeing the little peacock tilting his head to look at him, Cang Li held his breath in his heart, couldn't vomit it out, couldn't let it go, and wanted to pick up his gun and go to the dark world of mountains and seas to fight.He glared fiercely at Li Yu, who was pretending to be a quail, and found that he had already quickly hid behind Qin Zheng when he was staring at him. Silk.

He told himself, to maintain the image of the Dragon Lord to the outside world, not to be irritable, he waited for a long time before opening his mouth, "Let's go, please take us to meet your minister." It took a lot of effort to stop the unhappiness in my heart - which eye thought that the little peacock and I were father and son?Father and son?We obviously have such a good husband and wife!

The little peacock was obediently being hugged by him, but he was still unhappy seeing Cang Li. He tilted his head and thought for a while, then tried his best to go over and rub Cang Li's arm lightly. After rubbing, he looked up at him again, "Chirp—" Don't be unhappy, Daqinglong.

Comforted by the warm action of the little peacock, Cang Li couldn't help but hold the little thing up, leaned over and kissed his little head, and said softly, "I still love Yan Yan the most."

However, this warm scene did not last for a few seconds.

Seeing this scene, Jin Sisi was very moved, "Although the young master and the Dragon Lord don't look alike at all, the relationship between father and son is very good!"

Winter is coming.

Cang Li's movements of kissing the little peacock froze, and in the next second, the air pressure in his whole body dropped rapidly. After that, he saw a thick layer of ice accumulated on the surface of the surrounding trees, exuding a freezing cold air.I only heard a sudden "咵哩" sound from all around, countless ice shells shattered, towering trees broke from the middle one after another, and fell towards the ground.

Li Yu looked at the situation, and the luxury fish food in his mouth almost got stuck—oh, it's a nuclear bomb going to explode!

At this moment, the cyan dragon energy centered on Cang Li, and instantly spread, covering countless fallen giant trees.But in the blink of an eye, the thick wood turned into dust.A protective cover was raised where the few people were standing, blocking the flying powder from the outside.

Protecting the little peacock is the main thing, the rest?Standing too close, by the way.

Seeing the wood powder scattered all over the sky, the little peacock opened its silver-red eyes and looked very excited. It jumped up and down on Cang Li's body, expressing that he liked this magic very much.

With a smile on the corner of Cang Li's mouth, he touched the little peacock's back, "Baby, if you like it, I'll change it for you next time." Jin Sisi has a normal expression, but it just makes people feel fearful.

At this time, Li Yu was covering Jin Sisi's mouth tightly from behind, and her hands were tied tightly by a handful of ginseng whiskers.He looked at the Dragon Lord with a pair of eyes and made a "huh huh" sound.

Cang Li smiled, and said to his subordinates, "Why is it so rude to be on someone else's territory?" After speaking, he hugged the little peacock and stepped directly into the barrier of the Qinling branch.And around the enchantment where they were before, a thick layer of wood powder has accumulated.A radius of tens of meters has become an open space.

Seeing that the boss walked a little further away, Li Yu let go of the hand covering Jin Sisi's mouth, heaved a long sigh of relief, and patted his chest, "My God, I really scared the baby to death just now!" said After that, looking at Jin Sisi whose hands were still tied by Shen Ren, he touched his chin, "Do you know where I went wrong?"

Jin Sisi had a dazed face, and shook her head wildly, "I, I, I... did I make the Dragon Lord angry?" He judged the "boom, boom, boom" scene just now with his innate instinct of small animals, as if Have your own "credit"?

Lord Dragon is really handsome!Especially when standing in the middle of the woods in black, he looks so handsome!But it's so scary... When those trees turned into powder, his legs were soft, and he always felt like those trees.

Li Yu looked at him sympathetically, as if he had seen the foolish self in those days, and shook his finger, "No!" Just as Jin Sisi relaxed a little after hearing this, she saw Li Yu smiling. He continued, "It's not anger, it's the kind of anger that wants to kill people very, very much." He made an "explosion" movement, "Well, it's this kind of anger value, you understand."

Jin Sisi: "..." What should I do, I always feel that the king can't keep me anymore.However, he asked stupidly, "Why is the Dragon Lord so angry that he exploded?" I am obviously so enthusiastic!

"It's very simple, because the little bird cub that the boss is holding in his hand is the object of Lord Dragon, the peacock lord you mentioned." Shen Ren retracted the ginseng whiskers tied to Jin Sisi's hand, very Kindly explained.

Jin Sisi froze in place, and no longer had the courage to look up at the sky—did I say that Master Peacock left behind a child who didn't look like the Dragon Lord at all, but even though he didn't, there was a father-son relationship Is it still good?

Father and son……

The sky is falling apart, and my life is over.

A group of people entered the enchantment of the Qinling branch, and the gate was closed again with a "rumble", and when they looked back, there was no trace of the gate's existence.However, they found that there seemed to be no difference between the inside and the outside. Anyway, at a glance, they were all trees, all kinds of trees, but there were not so many small animals shuttling through the forest outside.

Well, in fact, as long as Kong Yan is around, there will be no poultry anywhere.

After walking for a while, a fork in the road appeared in front of him.Cang Li stopped holding the little peacock, turned around and looked at Jin Sisi who was walking at the back, "Lead the way."

Hearing the Dragon Lord talking to her, Jin Sisi couldn't help but trembled, tears streaming down her heart.This time he was appointed by the king, Lord Solitaire and the seven groups of people entered the branch, but he was envied by many brothers.Especially his goddess, Xiao Huangli, who had always ignored her before, but this time she took the initiative to talk to him.Although he knew that the other party just wanted to inquire about the Dragon Lord, he was still very happy.

However, it seems that from the very beginning, my performance was not very good... woo woo woo...

Seeing him with a mournful face, gritting his teeth, and walking to the front like No, Cang Li was a little speechless.In fact, he is not very angry anymore. He has never cared much about the opinions of unrelated people. As long as the little peacock still remembers him and is willing to be with him, that is enough.

However, everyone has to be responsible for what they have said. If this Jin Sisi is like this in the future, saying what she thinks, regardless of the person she is talking to or the occasion, and doing everything without thinking, she will always suffer a lot in the future of.

I still have a good temper, and it’s not so negotiable to change something else—Cang Li has completely forgotten how he just opened a large open space in the forest, and the wood powder is still piled there .

Following Jin Sisi on the winding path, there are some completely unfamiliar plants on both sides.Along the way, I felt that the Dragon King didn't say anything, and Jin Sisi became a little more courageous, and began to introduce the plants seen along the way to the "members of the publicly funded tour group" one after another.

"That little shrub is Zishaomu, and the fruit is delicious. The king said that the fruit of Zishaomu has some aura in it, and eating it is good for us little demons. But Zishao is not easy to see, and it usually only takes 50 years. It bears fruit once, and the last time I ate Zizhi fruit was decades ago."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the little peacock who had been staying on the top of the Dragon King suddenly jumped to the ground—now he knew that it was the object of the Dragon King, Mr. Peacock, who was repairing the loopholes in the barrier in the South China Sea.

I saw a small snow-white peacock bouncing on the ground for a few times, then it got close to the branch of Zishaomu, and looked at it with its head tilted, as if wondering why there were no fruits.Then, the eyes of the little peacock emitted a small silver-red light, floating like a firefly, and landed on the tip of the peacock.

Soon, there were branches and leaves growing on the sub-shoot tree that originally only had leaves, and light red flowers bloomed, and the flowers bloomed quickly, and then withered quickly.As if pressing fast forward, after the flowers withered, a few clusters of small fruits grew out, and soon became larger, and the color changed from blue to deep red, and finally matured, exuding a salivary gland secretion.

Seeing that the fruit was ripe, the little peacock jumped happily on the spot, then poked its head over to swallow a bunch of crimson berries, and jumped to Cang Li's feet, looking up at him.Because there is food in his mouth, he can't scream, but the little thing has earnest eyes and is very cute.

Cang Li had already put aside the thought of "Ahhh my little baby is really a genius, he can control the growth and withering of vegetation at such a young age". Thinking about feeding myself, my heart instantly turned into water.He quickly squatted down, spread his hands, and let the little peacock put the fruit on his palm.

My little peacock is so good!What does the eyes of others count?Isn't it father and son?I took this pot!And this fruit is worth collecting for 1 years!

After giving Cang Li a bunch, the little peacock jumped back and took a bunch for himself, and the rest were all gone.

Li Yu and the others divided the rest and tasted them all, and they found the taste to be very good.Jin Sisi on one side is holding two strings of fruit shoots, and her eyes are straight—the agreed 50 years to bear fruit?Why did so many fruits come out in just a few blinks of an eye?

The ones I've seen before must be fake Zisaomu!

Smelling the unique fragrance of Zishao fruit, he felt like his saliva was about to flow out. He endured and only ate one, and planned to take the rest back home and give half to the king.

The rest of the journey is not far away.After walking for a long time, you can vaguely see the roof of the building.After turning over another small mound, the Qinling branch appeared in front of several people.

Group seven: "..." Sure enough, the style of painting is very strange!

At a glance, the most conspicuous thing is a wooden gate with a very simple style.Next to the gate is a "enclosed wall" made of countless pieces of wood and vines. The height of the stitching is uneven. It can be seen that the people who stitch it are also very casual, pursuing a "natural beauty".

Between the gaps between every two boards, there is a flag with a rough painting of a tiger.At this time, all the flags were fluttering "hula la" against the mountain wind, still very imposing.Looking into it again, there are all wooden houses, scattered and irregular, as well as weeds, stones, and moss all over the ground.

This original bandit village must be given full marks.

A few people walked up the steps made of potted stone slabs, and the wooden door opened automatically.Li Yu sighed in a low voice, "At least it's automatic, otherwise I really thought I had traveled through primitive society."

Mu Dianmo glanced at him, with a face of "you are too young", poked him with his elbow, and winked when he saw him looking over.Li Yu looked in the direction he indicated, and found that behind the door were two little monsters as tall as their calves, who had just put down the rope in their hands and were still blowing into their palms.And the other end of the rope was connected to the gate.

It turned out to be manual!

Li Yu was shocked in an instant, it seems that the Qinling branch is still very scheming!

Jin Sisi led her all the way to a large wooden house. There were several wooden steps in front of the door, which had been severely eaten by moths.There are braziers on both sides of the steps, and the charcoal inside is burning very vigorously.Next to the brazier are two flags, which are the same as the ones on the "enclosed wall", both of which are tiger patterns.

When Jin Sisi reached the door, she began to shout at the top of her voice, "Open the door, Your Majesty! I know you are inside, and the distinguished guest is coming! Open the door, open the door, and open the door quickly—" The voice spread far and wide.

Seven groups: "..."

After shouting a few times, the door opened from the inside.A very burly man stood on the steps, with a beard all over his face, and a deep scar from his forehead to the corner of his eye, he looked very menacing.He was wearing a tiger-skin gown, the fur was smooth and smooth, and if other things were ignored, it was still a very good fur.It's just that he was wearing a linen belt and a pair of straw sandals on his feet, with a few toes still exposed.

At a glance, he was the king of the mountain in the bandit village, or the kind who lacked Mrs. Yazhai.

Seeing the king coming out, Jin Sisi jumped onto the steps several times, walked around the man, and asked with some doubts, "My lord, why did you wear this dress? Didn't you say before that this It's your best clothes, will you never wear them until the day of your wedding?"

The man he called "King" blushed in an instant. If it wasn't for the beard blocking him, he would have been even more embarrassed.He clenched his hand into a fist, put it to his lips and coughed lightly, trying to ignore what Jin Sisi had just said.After walking down the steps, he said to the people in the seventh group, "Welcome to the Qinling branch. I am the king of the branch—the head of the branch, Hu San. It's a pleasure to meet you."

After introducing each other, Hu San glanced at Jin Sisi standing behind him, held back the movement of rubbing his hands, and said in a sincere tone, "This monkey grew up in the mountains, has no knowledge, no rules, and a frizzy personality. If there is any offence, please forgive me." He said and gave Jin Sisi a look.

Jin Sisi felt a little wronged, but, well, he admitted that he really needed Lord Dragon's forgiveness.Thinking of it is all tears!

You came and I exchanged pleasantries, and Hu San finally said the last sentence of the lines he had memorized earlier, "Everyone has come from a long distance, the journey is tiring, I have arranged a place for everyone to live, do you want to rest first?" After finishing the last sentence, he finally felt relieved - he didn't make any mistakes this time, so he shouldn't be scolded by the takin woman, right?After all, I am also the king of the Qinling Mountain Village, can't I recite this well-written dialogue?snort!

Cang Li nodded, "Thank you Minister Hu for your hospitality."

Hu San heard that Lord Dragon was so polite, he smiled heartily, grinning, showing a mouthful of white teeth, and his beard trembled.It seemed that he realized that he was too wild and unrefined, so he quickly restrained his expression, "It should be, come here, right here!"

Jin Sisi followed at the back of the team, looking at the appearance of her own king, she always felt weird.He scratched his head and couldn't figure it out, so he left it behind.

The author has something to say: The daily life of the Qinling cottage:

Takin: "Tighten your leather! Tomorrow the distinguished guests are coming, so put on all the clothes for me! No gang fights! No grabbing food! No bathing by the river! No digging holes! No Call the king, the king, or the minister! And you, Hu San, remember to put on your clothes tomorrow! No topless!"

Hu San: (grieved face) "But it's really hot..."

Takin: (staring) "It's hot enough to kill you! Also, memorize the manuscript I wrote for you, don't see people coming, just rush up, slap them on the shoulder, and shout, 'Brother, you are here! Do you want to eat meat? I’m full here! Are you hot? You can take off your coat when it’s hot, and the mountain wind blows, it’s very cool!’ Remember? Memorize the manuscript! The clothes you married your daughter-in-law were torn off!"

Hu San: "...well...you are ruthless!"