i'm not human

Chapter 69, South Lake

It was getting dark, and Cang Li always felt that he had something very important to do. After thinking about it, it took him a long time to realize, "I haven't made dinner yet!"

Ever since Kong Yan turned into a peacock egg, Cang Li hadn't cooked any more, and made it for Li Yu and the others to eat?Hehe, how is it possible, let them eat dirt and eat dirt, drink water and drink water.Moreover, he originally went to learn cooking to cook for Kong Yan. Isn't there a saying in human beings that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first capture a man's stomach.He thinks that in this respect, it is absolutely impeccable!

Quickly walked to the kitchen, opened the refrigerator, Cang Li was stunned.Yanyan is a little peacock cub now, what should I feed?He tried his best to recall—because the peacock eggs never hatched, the elders of the peacock tribe invited him to live in the peacock ancestors for 3 years—but he didn't seem to see them eating anything.

Does it count as automatically absorbing the essence of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon?

After hesitating for a long time, Cang Li had no choice but to ask the host bird for help, "Yan Yan, what do you want to eat?"

The baby bird was curled up into a ball of hair on top of Cang Li's head, its little paws firmly grasping the hair, and it was lying firmly.Hearing that Cang Li was asking him, he gave a quick and loud "Chirp—" and answered very positively.

However, "..." What are you talking about?At this moment, Cang Li's heart is full of desolation——I am more and more aware of the difficulty of interracial love.

But how could I possibly give up?

In the end, Cang Li decided to cook the food that Kong Yan liked to eat when he was a human, to see if the little bird cub liked it, and if he didn't like it, then he could think of a way.

After preparing all the ingredients and seasonings, Cang Li quickly cooked a large table full of dishes. During this period, the little peacock watched him move the knife like flying, "Kang Bang Bang" cutting vegetables very well.With such a focused gaze, Cang Li's mood index gradually increased—Since Yanyan likes to watch me cook, then even if the little peacock doesn't like to eat human food in the future, he can still cook frequently , As for the cooked dishes, um, you can give Li Yu and the others a taste.

After all the dishes were on the table, Cang Li took the little bird on the top of his head with both hands and prepared to put it on the table, while talking to him in a gentle voice, "Yan Yan, this is a feast of love I made !" After putting the little thing in his palm on the table, he realized that he had really overestimated the size of the little bird—the little bird was really too small, not as tall as the soup bowl!

I saw the fluffy little dumpling standing on the table, with a pair of silver-red eyes open, looking at the tall soup bowl in front of him, and then looking back at Cang Li standing by the table, feeling very wronged.Then he called out "Chirp--", waved a pair of short round wings, turned around with his short legs, and ran towards Cang Li.The soft feathers trembled with his movements, poorly.

Cang Li's heart ached instantly.He leaned over and picked up the baby bird that was running towards him and put it on his head, then immediately began to search for it, and finally found a small big red "cushion", about the size of a palm, It's just right to let the baby birds go.

"Little ancestor, this was a night hundreds of years ago. I always thought that you would be very small after breaking out of your shell, only the size of my fingernail." The size of the peacock was dissatisfied with the "chirp".

Putting the small things on, Cang Li continued to talk about the origin of the cushion, "So I thought, I have to make a big bed for you, and the fabric is the most popular color at that time."

In order to make this "big bed" well, he practiced his weaving skills for a long time at that time, and he just spun a piece of cloth thread by thread.Originally, he wanted to embroider on it, but it was too difficult to embroider. After several embroidered finished products, they were so ugly that he didn't even dare to look at them, so he gave up in the end.

Seeing the little bird cub obediently sitting on a mat two laps bigger than himself, Cang Li silently expressed that he is indeed an all-around talent who is proficient in all aspects of piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, riding and archery!

After choosing the cushion, the little bird is finally that tall.But after trying one dish after another, he didn't like any of them. Even Kong Yan's favorite meat in the past, he didn't even eat a mouthful now.

Cang Li actually expected this result long ago, but he was still very worried, what kind of food should he find for the little peacock?After he thought about it, he didn't seem to have eaten anything after he broke his shell.I practice every day, or wonder if the peacock egg that was born with me in this world has hatched or not-other than that, it seems that I really didn't eat anything.

It's been so long ago that I can't even remember.But judging from my own growth experience, I don't think I need to eat much, right?

After thinking it over clearly, Cang Li looked over and found that the little bird cub had shrunk into a fur ball.It may be that the cushion is too comfortable, the little bird fell asleep in a short while, the whole body is fluffy and round, lying on it obediently, the body rises and falls with breathing.

Looking at this scene, Cang Li only felt that his heart was at peace.I have waited and searched for so many years, isn't this what I am looking for?He stood up, picked up the cushion gently, and carefully placed the baby bird and the cushion on the big bed all the way.

Good night, my little peacock.

The next day, Cang Li was awakened by being stepped on.

When he opened his eyes, as soon as his eyes were focused, he met a pair of silver-red round eyes.On a whim, Cang Li wanted to tease the little bird cub, so he immediately closed his eyes again, pretending to be asleep again, expecting the other party's reaction very much in his heart.

Then, he felt that the other party's entire warm body was lying on his face, as if confirming that he had indeed fallen asleep again, and did not open his eyes, so a few seconds later, the little bird cub put its little feet with sharp claws back He stepped on Cang Li's face, and began to jump up and down very rhythmically, with high spirits, full of momentum that would not stop until Cang Li was woken up.

This "alarm clock" really has perseverance!

Being stepped on by the little paws on his face, he felt extremely itchy. Cang Li couldn't bear it anymore, so he opened his eyes, hugged the little bird off his face with both hands, stuffed it into the clothes on his chest, He touched the other person's small body, "Baby, I'm awake, I'm awake, let's get up!" Then he quickly rolled out of bed.

The little bird cub was stuffed into his clothes, and he felt very comfortable listening to the familiar heartbeat.But after staying for more than ten seconds, I felt bored, and began to twist and turn in the clothes - but that round red thing... a bit fun!

So, before Cang Li took two steps, he felt an indescribable feeling in his chest, and the transmission speed was very fast, his body responded within a short while.Looking at the bulging curve of the trousers, and feeling the place on his chest being rubbed against by the soft feathers of the little bird, Cang Li experienced a conflicting mood of "pain and happiness" early in the morning. .

Looking at the little things under his clothes, Cang Li felt very bitter in his heart—it seemed that he could only rely on memories and fantasies to survive this period of innocence.However, I don't know how long this time will last...

I once again felt the malice from Heaven!

Standing in front of the washbasin, the little bird finally stopped its confused friction, and poked out a small head from Cang Li's neckline. The white fluffy head and silver-red eyes were very beautiful.Cang Li gently stroked the delicate feather with the pulp of his index finger, and asked him warmly, "Honey, do you want to change the place?"

After a lot of "you point and I guess", the little peacock was placed on the edge of the sink, lying on the cap of a bottle of men's perfume, watching Cang Li brush his teeth and wash his face.

Seeing the little thing staring at her movements without blinking, Cang Li only felt happy - even if Yan Yan just hatched, she must be attracted by my handsomeness!As a man who aspires to be a "360-degree perfect" man in front of Kong Yan, he pays more attention, almost every movement can be photographed and used as a poster.

However, the little bird cub was just thinking - oh, the big blue dragon really has no hair on his face!

At eight o'clock in the morning, Mu Dianmo and the others were waiting at the gate of the villa.

"It's agreed to go to the headquarters today, do you think the boss will forget about it?" Shen Ren sat casually on the ground, looking at the tightly closed door of the villa, feeling a little worried.Anyway, my boss is very unreliable when he is unreliable, and he is late or something, not a hundred times a thousand times.

Li Yu made more than a dozen water polos, lined up in front of him, poking those water polos with his fingers very bored, when he heard Shen Ren muttering, he thought for a while and answered, "I think it's very possible, then How do you say that sentence? It’s the first sentence of ‘From now on, the king will not go to court early’. Oh, anyway, it’s just these two lines of poem, I think the boss is the same as what’s written in this poem, and he probably won’t be able to get up.”

"Are you thinking too much? Is Xiaoyan a little peacock now?"

Listening to Mu Dianmo's retort, Li Yu opened his round eyes and looked at him with disdain, "Ch, ch, oh, Mu Dianmo, it means you don't have a rich imagination, right? Already? Use your imagination! There are many possibilities!" After speaking, he gave him a smile with no clear meaning.

Uh, am I really too pure?Mu Dianmo touched his chin, doubting himself a little.But... if you open your imagination...

Seeing that Mu Dianmo's expression began to change back and forth, and suddenly realized that "it's so", Li Yu was also curious.My goodness, what dirty scene is this pen thinking of?It must be quite unsuitable for children!Ahhh, anyway, I am no longer a child, please share!Ask for a dictation!

Just when he wanted Mu Dianmo to describe it, the gate of the villa opened not far away.Waving his hand to put away the floating water polo, Li Yu quickly stood up, and then saw the boss come out.

"Boss, where's the little peacock?" Li Yu first looked at the top of his boss's head—the hairstyle is very handsome, but there is no bird and he always feels that something is missing.So he probed to look behind Cang Li and the ground, but there was nothing there.

Hey, what rhythm is this?The lover turns into a bird, and the old dragon is no longer in love?

Seeing that his face was full of gossiping excitement, Cangli was a little speechless, and pointed to his chest, "Here it is." Following Cangli's movements, the eyes of several people gathered in the past, and after a while, they saw a A small snow-white dumpling stuck its head out from the neckline.

Li Yu didn't feel anything, just felt that he was about to bleed, and silently held his left hand with his right hand, so as not to touch the little peacock's head impulsively.As a result, when Mu Dianmo saw this situation, his expression was indescribable.I don't know what to think of, but my face is red.

Seeing Wannian Chunjie Pen blushing, Li Yu blinked his eyes—I'm really curious what you thought of!For the sake of colleagues' true feelings, share and share?

In view of Cang Li's belief that the little bird cubs are extremely fragile and should be treated with caution, they finally chose to drive to the Nanhu headquarters.Li Yu heaved a sigh of relief when he heard the decision made by the boss.

I can finally get rid of the fate of being a vehicle!Thank you boss for giving me a new life!

The car stopped when it reached the South Lake.Li Yu got out of the car very quickly, and then helped Cang Li open the car door, as flattering as he could be.Cang Li glanced at him, then patted his shoulder silently.During this back and forth, Li Yu was so happy that he wanted to fly - based on his experience as the boss's younger brother for many years, the boss agreed that he would also take the car when returning from the headquarters.

Never repeat the rock-paper-scissors nightmare again!

Since you want to be safe, you have to be safe to the end.So, the old loach who was punting in the South Lake met the Dragon Lord again, and punted for the Dragon Lord for the second time-it feels like this experience can be said for another 500 years!

The scenery of South Lake still hasn't changed much, Li Yu and the others have long been tired of looking at it, and they are all in a daze.The boatman contemplated for a long time before mustering up the greatest courage in his life and talking to Cang Li.

"Lord Dragon, I read a book a few days ago about the love story between you and Master Peacock. After reading it, I didn't have the strength to push the boat for several days, and my eyes were red from crying." The boatman recalled Recalling the plot in the book, the eyes turned red again, "In order to realize your desire to protect the mountains and seas, Master Peacock did not hesitate to use his own body to fill in the loopholes in the mountain and sea barrier, and endured all kinds of pain. My lord, you must Don’t forget Lord Peacock! He loves you so much..."

Cang Li looked blank: "..." What are you talking about?

Li Yu on the side was gnawing on an apple carelessly, when he heard what the boatman said, he felt a bolt of lightning hit his head, and when he let go of his hand, the apple fell into the South Lake.

Oh, God damn me, "The touching love story between the big blue dragon and the little peacock", the essay solicitation activity, was just known by the boss!

to finish.

The author has something to say: "Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group:

I am a pure fish: "Mu Dianmo, when you saw the boss, what were you thinking? Tell me!"

I am a pure ginseng: "That's right, I've thought about it, but I can't figure out what's wrong with it. Could it be that I'm still too pure?"

I am the pure pen: "You really want me to say it?"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Yes."

I am a pure pen: "The peacock fucked, and then he fucked the boss, and the boss fucked again, and after a few hours, Kong Yan was already fucked, there is no ****, the boss said,** ***, on Kong Yan’s face***, last *************, then *****, next *****, boss******* **"

I am a pure participant: "What the hell is the mosaic??? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"