i'm not human

Cang Li still kept his promise, since it was agreed that whoever would divert Peacock Egg's attention away from the lamp would satisfy the other party's one wish, and he would not go back on his word.

So, Mu Dianmo, who found out that his boss was so trustworthy, was very excited. After hesitating for a while, he applied for an hour to think about what he wanted to achieve, and then quickly hid in the study and disappeared.

Li Yu and Shen Ren could only watch helplessly from one side, a little envious and jealous, "Hey, friends, why do you think we can't come up with good ideas? Otherwise, we can realize our wishes." Li Yu was very depressed, feeling that his world had lost all color and light.

I seemed to see the super fish feed that was higher than the mountain collapsed before my eyes.

Shen Ren is also dying, it seems that he wants to change to a bigger "bed", such a simple little wish has no chance to come true.

Turning his eyes back from the direction where Mu Dianmo disappeared, Li Yu wandered his eyes carelessly, but he accidentally saw the boss sitting under the eaves, leaning on the pillars, standing relaxed.These are nothing, after all, the boss has a handsome face and long legs, he has been used to seeing it for thousands of years, and he has no jealousy - because he knows very well in his heart that he and the boss are in completely different directions, and there is no comparison .

——However, who can tell me why the boss is actually playing a kiss game with peacock eggs in broad daylight and in the bright universe?

Boss, are you really not afraid, will those elders of the Peacock tribe who can no longer be old collectively beat you up?In the past, when Kong Yan was in human form, he didn't think it, wasn't it just a love affair and a dog food?Used to it.Now the peacock suddenly turned back into an egg, so intuitively, it gave him a feeling of "Boss is really evil!"

Seeing the shock and contempt on his face, Shen Ren followed his line of sight, and instantly understood the meaning hidden in his expression, and slowly said to the side, "This means that we must start early, and the wife must be careful." He said with a smile on his face and a gentle tone, "Of course, I know, you must not understand, otherwise why have you been single for thousands of years?"

Li Yu: "..." His face was full of smiles, and his heart was full of malice, hehe, everyone is single, who is laughing at whom?

Rolling his eyes at Shen Ren, Li Yu turned his head and continued to watch the boss show his affection.

Cang Li and Peacock Dan were playing rock-paper-scissors, and they didn't know how to judge the winner or loser. After playing several rounds, Kong Yan won for a while, and Cang Li won for a while.If Cang Li wins, he can kiss Kong Yan.If Kong Yan wins, he will kiss Cang Li.The joy of playing with one person and one egg.

However, no matter how you look at it, it is the boss who takes advantage of the initiative to kiss and be kissed!The ten thousand year old dragon with ulterior motives...

But how did they play rock-paper-scissors?As a peacock egg, isn't it always round?

Although he has been tortured to the point of bruises all over his body, Li Yu still watched seriously, wanting to observe and study.

At this time, seeing Cang Li say something, the peacock egg floating on the same level as Cang Li swayed, then slowly moved over, rubbing Cang Li's cheek with his round eggshell, After rubbing a few times, he backed away a little bit embarrassed.

However, in the blink of an eye, the whole egg turned pink.

Cang Li smiled very happily with the corners of his mouth curled up, reached out and hugged the slightly hot peacock egg, and kissed it loudly - the peacock egg became even redder.

This show of love, it seems that the whole yard is covered with pink bubbles... Finally, Li Yu couldn't stand it anymore, and silently turned his head away.

An hour later, Mu Dianmo came out of the study and stood in front of Cang Li with a serious expression.

Cang Li sat on the single wooden chair, holding the peacock egg tightly with both hands, letting him lean against his chest.It's just that the peacock egg doesn't seem to like this position very much, it floats up by itself, turns left and turns again, and finally hides directly behind Cang Li's head, and finds that Cang Li can cover himself, very satisfied.It's just that after a while, a white curved outline was carefully revealed, as if peeking at Mu Dianmo and them.Seeing that Mu Dianmo was looking at him, he quickly retracted, letting Cang Li continue to block himself.

Mu Dianmo silently glanced at the peacock egg with only a curved outline, bent his fingers uncontrollably, and roared in his heart——I really really want to touch it!You can touch it with the pulp of a finger for half a second!

Well, calm down, as far as the boss's possessiveness is concerned, he will never agree.

"What is your wish that you want me to fulfill? Say it quickly, I can go and accompany Yanyan after I finish." Cang Li let the peacock egg rub against the back of his neck, enjoying this intimacy.

Sure enough, the cutest thing in the world is my peacock egg, the most beautiful thing is my little peacock, and the most beautiful thing is my Yan Yan!

Ignoring Cang Li's disdainful tone, Mu Dianmo said firmly and decisively, "Boss, I want 99 pairs of your shoes!"

"Ah?" Cang Li, who had gone through the storm, was also stunned for a moment, never thinking that the wish that Mu Dianmo had been thinking about for so long was actually this, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say what was in his heart, "Is it okay to be a little ideal?" ? Or, can there be some pursuit? Can the pursuit be more ambitious?"

My men are really disabled, um, brain disabled.

Mu Dianmo was very firm, "Boss, I want your shoes, 99 pairs, not one less!"

Seeing his firm attitude, what else can Cang Li say?Isn't it just shoes? For thousands of years, he doesn't know how many pairs he has worn, but 99 pairs are easy.So he raised his hand, and there was a huge pile of shoes in the yard in an instant, with all kinds of styles. It was very spectacular at a glance, "Take it, there is not one missing."

But he was still very curious, why did Mu Dianmo take so many of his own shoes?

It was only at night that he realized what these 99 pairs of shoes were being used for.

Looking at the familiar brush portrait in the circle of friends, the latest news is-"The shoes that the Dragon King has treasured for thousands of years, if you want to buy them quickly, there are only 99 pairs, limited to 99 pairs. I tend to barter for things and refuse to buy with money. You can call, You can private message, online at any time." And just below this post, there is a series of likes and comments that seem to be endless, and even the comment area has already quarreled, and the competition is fierce.

Cang Li: "..."

I take back the evaluation of "my men are already brain-dead".

He turned off the phone, raised his hand and touched the peacock egg that was standing upright on top of his head, Cang Li sighed, "Baby, do you think I should change a pair of shoes every day?" After speaking, he denied it again. My own thoughts, "Scarcity is the most expensive thing, and the supply must be controlled to sell at a high price, right?"

Peacock Egg didn't know if he understood or not. Seeing that he had finished speaking, he shook it a few times on top of his head, not knowing whether he was expressing agreement or disapproval.Then the whole peacock egg rolled half a circle and fell directly from the top of Cang Li's head.

Cang Li reached out to catch it, and tapped Bai Shengsheng's eggshell, with a serious expression, but he didn't blame him at all, a little helpless, "Why do you like to play the game of free fall so much? What if you really fall?"

what are you saying?The round peacock egg lay comfortably in Cang Li's palm, motionless, pretending not to hear.Later, I found that Cang Li stopped talking, stood up very happily, shook her body, rolled into Cang Li's lapel happily, and hid herself silently.

Before going to sleep, Cang Li patted the "curved bump" on his chest lightly, "Baby, it's time to sleep." I don't know if he particularly likes that place on his chest, the peacock egg has been drilled in for a long time, and now I haven't come out yet.When Cang Li went to the bathroom to wash up, he looked in the mirror and always felt strange—there was a bulge in his chest, isn't it strange?

After waiting for a long time, Cang Li heard the rubbing sound of "Xi Xi Suo Suo" from his chest, and the skin on his chest was also a little numb and itchy.Then he saw that his slightly opened collar moved, and he knew that this was the little ancestor who was about to come out.

The round and blunt end of the peacock egg appeared first. Maybe after testing the situation and seeing that there was no problem, the whole egg slowly came out from the collar bit by bit.After coming out, he first floated up and felt Cang Li's breath, and found that he was not angry, so he swooped down and "huh" Cang Li's face.

"..." Although I felt that you were very happy, very excited, and liked this way of expressing your mood, I was really a little surprised to be bumped into you all of a sudden.Moreover, I always feel that the bridge of my nose is about to break.

He "picked" the peacock eggs off his face and carefully placed them on the pillow, ready to share the same bed with him.

Unexpectedly, before turning off the lights, the peacock egg became a little anxious, and kept rolling on the pillow, rolling back and forth, without stopping.Cang Li stretched out his hand to touch it, feeling a little at a loss—what's the matter?Don't you want to sleep?Or do you want to kiss, hug, or lift up?

After rolling about a dozen times, the pillow was flattened a bit, but Cang Li still didn't understand what he meant, so the peacock egg stopped moving, and stood his whole egg in the depression of the pillow, breathing low.After a while, as if remembering something, it bounced up again with a "swoosh", and landed on the desk suddenly, making a "squeaky" sound.

Then Cang Li saw that the white egg seemed to have a spring attached to itself, jumping up and down on the table.

Seeing that Cang Li just watched him keep jumping, but didn't come over, the peacock egg jumped even faster.

After thinking for a long time, Cang Li finally understood, threw off the quilt and quickly got out of bed, walked quickly to the edge of the desk, first stretched out his hand and hugged the peacock egg into his arms - jumping around like this always felt like it would be smashed, Then I looked at the thing on the desk - "Treasure of Fengchen".

Cang Li: "..." I can't live without doing my own crimes, when did I take out this ancient little | yellow | book and put it here?The point is, it was discovered by the peacock egg!

Finding that Cang Li was not as usual, he picked up the book and opened it, and told him a bedtime story. The peacock egg began to rub against the other party's arms, with the momentum of "not giving up until the goal is achieved".

After being rubbed twice, Cang Li couldn't hold on any longer. Holding the egg in one hand and the book in the other, he walked towards the bed, "Okay, okay, let's tell a story, okay?"

After hearing these words, the peacock egg lying in Cang Li's arms instantly became quiet, and the light on the eggshell was still flickering, as if very happy.

Seeing him like this, Cang Li was very helpless.

My peacock eggs are so cute, what is the principle?hehe.

Lying back on the bed, Cang Li adjusted his posture, put the peacock egg on his chest, then opened the "Treasure of Fengchen", cleared his throat, and began to read the story.

"...that young master entered Fenghua's room, turned around the screen, and saw a beautiful woman with her back facing her, wearing a scarlet veil, her snow-white body looming. This young master only felt the scorching heat of the next month. , hastily stepped forward, embraced the beauty's slender waist, and shouted 'heart'...the two fell together on the couch..."

This content...

After reading a few pages, Cang Li felt his mouth was dry. He glanced at the peacock egg that was standing upright on his chest, listening to the bedtime story carefully, and tried to ignore the body's reaction——I read the bedtime story seriously. Story man!

However, after a short pause, Cang Li looked at the pink peacock egg, with the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and continued to read word by word slowly, "...the mandarin ducks crossed their necks, being turned|turned|red|waved...then Young master take off..."

My little peacock egg, you have been burning hot, is it really not cooked?

In the middle of the night, a book was finally finished.

Closing the pages of the book, Cang Li let out a deep breath—who on earth wrote this book?It's okay if the description of the picture is so detailed, every detail and every expression is written very well... But it's too good, reminding him of many indescribable pictures in his memory.

But looking at the peacock egg standing on his chest, any indescribable thoughts automatically faded away.

Forget it, go to sleep.

The author has something to say: [I have a big brain today, two small theaters ~ laughing]

Kong Egg Yan: "Who wrote the book? The title is so serious, why is the content so indescribable? The truth is, I still blushed (?) and listened to this story carefully! But, uh, the writing It’s still very good! I can come back with a few more!…”

Cang Tangtang Li: "..." Baby, are you sure?

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"Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group

I'm Handsome Fish: "My way is different from that of the boss."

I am hehe: "The way is different?"

I am Haha pen: "Boss?"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Handsome?"

I am a handsome fish: "!! Am I not handsome? Have your aesthetics been biased by the boss?"

Pengcheng Wanli: "No, little carp, you are the most handsome and beautiful in my heart! As for that old dragon, is it comparable to you?"

Are you afraid that Lord Dragon is here: "..." Jiuqing, we can't speak out of our conscience.