i'm not human

It was already evening when we arrived at Nanling.Even if it was flying slowly, it would take half an hour at most, but Cang Li asked to fly "slow-slow", so he insisted on flying for a full seven hours.

Shen Ren and the others played three-player mahjong directly on the carp's back for an afternoon, which was quite enjoyable, while Li Yu, as a means of transportation, blocked his hearing sadly in order not to be tempted by mahjong.As a result, he dozed off all the way, if it wasn't for Cang Li watching, he almost fell headfirst into the sea with the people on his back.

Li Yu felt that he could enroll in a class called "How can I win or lose in the game of rock, paper, scissors!"

I really want to play mahjong.

In the yard, Cang Li got off the "Carp" plane, and walked in with the peacock egg, while walking, he introduced the peacock egg carefully in his arms, "Baby, this is where we live. Yinfeng Lane is a small yard, you like it very much, the plants in it are all branches you pruned...there is the kitchen over there, when you break the shell, I will make delicious food for you, so we are together How long, I still have a lot of dishes that I haven't cooked for you..."

Shen Ren and the others stood in the yard, knowing that they saw Cang Li enter the bedroom with the egg in his arms, so they exchanged their thoughts.

Carp stretched its arms and legs, "Why do you think the boss is holding a peacock egg and muttering, especially like an old dragon with dementia?" It's still the kind of old dragon who is very infatuated.

Mu Dianmo glanced at him and nodded, expressing his agreement with this description.But I also feel a little bit emotional, "Although I look like an old dragon with dementia, I always feel a little sad when I see the boss babbling at the peacock eggs." My pen must be broken to have such an illusion.

Shen Ren nodded when he heard the words, he also felt this way, and looked at Mu Dianmo - well, my roots must be moldy, so I have the same illusion as you.

Listening to the faint voice coming from the bedroom, the few looked at each other a few times, and finally disbanded silently on the spot.It's time to go up to the roof, and it's time to go back to the flowerpot and back to the flowerpot.

Although they have already tacitly agreed, the current Cang Li is just a sad old dragon with dementia, and there will definitely be some weird behaviors.But they never expected that the other party would give them such a big "surprise" just after seeing each other overnight.

Seeing the pink oval object in Cang Li's arms, Shen Ren tremblingly raised his hand and pointed, "Boss, what is... in your arms?" Yes, it is the pink one you are holding!what exactly is it?

On the jade-white peacock eggs smudged by brilliance, a skirt-like fabric is neatly covered. Apart from the twinkling bowknots, there are also many embroidered flower buds, and the workmanship is high-end and exquisite.However, no matter how delicate it is, it cannot conceal the fact that it is a skirt, nor can it obliterate the fact that it is being "worn" on an egg.

Boss is so insane that he would put a peacock egg in a pink dress!

Cang Li didn't appreciate his greatly stimulated mind at all, and lifted the peacock egg in his arms, his voice and expression were still very masculine, which didn't match his actions, "Why, what's wrong?"

Hearing this threatening tone, Shen Ren trembled subconsciously. Isn't the boss in a daze? Why is he still so scary?This doesn't match the style of the little pink skirt at all!

How can Shen Ren answer?He could only look at the peacock egg wearing a pink lace dress, silently looked away, and shook his head, "No, there's no problem." I definitely don't want to break out of my shell and face the world.

So what's the fun of the boss, the pink lace bowknot skirt is really shameful|shameful!Could it be that the boss had such an idea before, but due to some reasons, it didn't come true, and now that Kong Yan has turned into an egg, did it explode?

The old man who has endured for many years is really scary!

So next, when looking at the closet full of various small skirts and suits, the room full of robot models, and a cabinet of car toys, Shen Ren was already relatively calm. "Boss, what are these?" With a stiff smile on his face, he pointed at the toys all over the room, as well as various cribs and children's beds in the corner, and even a box of Barbie dolls facing him. Smile yourself!

Is this really good?

Mu Dianmo passed by him, seeing his shocked expression, it was rare to send some warmth to his colleagues, "The boss prepared it for Xiaoyan, and everything was carefully selected by the boss."

He maintained a calm expression, appearing to be very stable, "The boss said, 'Yan Yan must have never had these fun toys and beautiful clothes since he was a child, and he was so young at that time, he must have wanted a car model very much. , or a robot? So now I buy them for him, and when he is happy, he will definitely come out of the eggshell."

As for the smiling Barbie doll, why it's here - that's as much a mystery as the pink lace bow dress.

Shen Ren: "..." He always felt that the boss was really stimulated too much, which caused his aesthetic level to drop to below zero, and his mind was not very bright.Anyway, he always felt that the little peacock inside the eggshell must have been stunned.

At noon, the sun is very good, especially when it shines from between the leaves, it is mottled and has a bit of artistic conception.They have been out for a few days, because they set up a barrier before leaving, so the plants in the yard are still lush and growing very well.

Li Yu turned out of his small pool, shook off the water droplets all over his body, and went to look at the ginseng lying in the flower pot and undergoing photosynthesis.Seeing his uncomfortable expression, he grabbed the leaves of ginseng and tugged, "Come on, turn into two chairs and bask in the sun."

Shen Ren came out in human form, waved his hand, and saw countless ginseng whiskers protruding from his fingertips, and after a while, two deck chairs with parasols appeared on the ground, which looked very comfortable at first glance.

It's just that they hadn't been in the sun for a few minutes before they saw Cang Li come out holding the peacock egg.

It wasn't long before Peacock Egg changed her attire—but it was still a skirt, from a pink lace bowknot skirt to a white pleated skirt.Li Yu and Shen Ren looked at each other, and felt that from the bottom of their hearts, they had no expectations for the boss's aesthetic ability, not at all.

We only know now that you are such a boss.

Standing in the middle of the yard, Cang Li untied the white pleated skirt around the peacock egg, then put the peacock egg in his arms, touched it carefully, then lowered his head and rubbed it with the tip of his nose, and kissed it. , the sour smell of love almost fainted Li Yu and Shen Ren in the corner.

Kong Yan has turned into an egg, but he still can't stop the boss from showing his love.

Under the sunlight, there is a layer of faint golden-red mist surrounding the surface of the peacock egg, and the eggshell is even more colorful and very beautiful.At this moment, Cang Li also waved his hand casually, and Li Yu and Shen Ren discovered that a small translucent red basin appeared in the center of the yard, the material could not be seen, but the essence could be felt from a distance. Pure power.And the appearance is particularly good-looking, and it is not ordinary at first glance.

Sensing this force appearing in the yard, Mu Dianmo and Qin Zheng who was sitting on the roof surrounded him curiously.

The four onlookers were wondering what the boss was doing, when they saw Cang Li raise his hand casually again, and in the next second, a transparent water ball appeared on the palm of his hand.The water polo is not big, and there is a small pale golden vortex in the center that is constantly rotating, and there are countless air masses surrounding the water polo, which looks quite mysterious.

With a slight movement of Cang Li's hand, the water polo slowly floated down into the small red basin, but in the blink of an eye, the water in the basin emitted curling steam.

Seeing that the water was hot, Cang Li squatted down and stretched out his hands to test the temperature. He felt that it was just right, so he was satisfied, and carefully put the peacock eggs in his hand into the small basin.

"..." It turned out that they were preparing bath water for peacock eggs.In vain, they thought that the boss was making some big move, making a medicine or something, and they didn't blink.

Mu Dianmo looked at the little basin that danced like a flame in the sun——this looks like a good thing!He thought for a while, but still hesitated, "Why do I feel that the material of that basin looks like top-grade flame chalcedony?" But as soon as he finished speaking, he denied his guess, "It should be impossible, such a precious thing, It only needs to be as big as a fingernail, and people from all walks of life will fight for it."

How could such a large piece be used as a bathtub?

But after thinking about it like this, he suddenly felt that it was really possible!If it wasn't for the top grade flaming chalcedony, wouldn't it be the turn to make a bathtub for peacock eggs?

Thinking about it this way, the whole pen is bad.

Li Yu looked helplessly at the clear and translucent water in the basin, and said in a dejected tone, "I'm sure, the water that the boss brought out, yes, it's the bath water, it's clearly the boiling snow spring water! It's a cliff! Even if it evaporates, I'll recognize it Come out—I begged the boss for more than 1000 years, but the boss didn't give me a drop..." But now I took out a basin, oh, to make bath water.

The autumn wind chills my heart...

Mu Dianmo shut his mouth - since boiling snow spring water can be used as bath water, isn't it just a large piece of top-quality chalcedony, what is it?It's weak, okay?

However, after the peacock egg has finished taking a bath, can the bath water and the tub be left for us?

After Cang Li helped the peacock egg take a bath, his eyes turned into a pair of longan vertical pupils. Seeing countless red and white mist lines slowly seeping into the eggshell, he felt relieved.It seems that the little peacock inside the eggshell is drawing strength, waiting for the time to break the shell.

I am very relieved.

Cang Li took out a soft silk cloth woven from silkworm silk, carefully wiped off the water droplets on the eggshell, and then took out a small floral dress, and put it on the peacock egg. Holding the egg into the bedroom.

Sitting on the edge of the double bed in the bedroom, rubbing the warm eggshell in his hand, it always made him feel like he was back to the time before he came to this world.It was like this at that time, no matter whether it was cultivation or going out, I would hold the peacock egg for 3 years, and I could clearly see the curvature of the eggshell.

Cang Li always feels that in the past few days it is easy to recall the previous events. Could it be that he is really old?No, the little peacock hasn't hatched yet, how can I be old!

Seeing that the peacock egg in a floral skirt is so cute, Cang Li couldn't help kissing and kissing the blunt tip of the eggshell.After a long period of intimacy, he finally dug out a script book from more than 400 years ago and read it to Kong Yan.

In order to prevent Kong Yan from forgetting the sweet and happy time before them so easily, Cang Li’s dialogues can be said to be carefully selected. Among the piles of books in his collection, he finally found one. It is very lingering and tortuous, telling the love story between a prince and grandson and a general.

Although it was a popular work hundreds of years ago, the words in it are quite bold, especially when the prince and grandson followed the general to the frontier and undressed in the general's tent, Cang Li While reading in a steady tone, it took a lot of effort to keep myself from blushing.

He was leaning on the head of the bed, with a pair of long legs draped over the edge of the bed, his complexion was as soft as the summer breeze, his voice was deep and mellow, in the afternoon when the sun was scattered, by the bedside of the bedroom, he read a story to an egg, also Gentle and intoxicating, the picture is beautiful.

It's just that after reading the last page and closing the book, the sun outside the window has tilted a lot, but the peacock egg still didn't respond at all.

Cang Li put down the book in his hand, picked up the peacock egg that had been on his lower abdomen, rubbed it with the tip of his nose, and sighed, "My little peacock, how long will it take you to come out to see me this time?"

After finishing speaking, I looked at the peacock egg that didn't move at all. After a few minutes, I couldn't help but kiss again—my Yanyan is still so cute even if it's just an egg!

In the evening, it got dark, and after washing up, I was ready to rest.Cang Li adjusted the quilt, lay down, then put the peacock egg on his heart, put it firmly, and then closed his eyes.

It's just that I'm still not used to it. I used to be able to sleep with Kong Yan in my arms. The warm skin touched each other, and the familiar heartbeat sounded in my ears. That feeling was indescribably beautiful.

But it feels like the heavy egg is on his heart, which also makes Cang Li feel very at ease.

After imprinting a kiss on the eggshell, Cang Li licked her lips that were still warm, and lowered her voice, "My little peacock, good night." After speaking, he put his hands in a protective posture to protect the peacock on his heart egg, slowly falling asleep.

After he fell asleep, no one noticed that the peacock egg placed on his heart suddenly emitted a faint white light.But in an instant, the white light disappeared again.

The night returned to calm.

The author has something to say: "Mountains and seas are my home" discussion group

I'm a slippery fish: "噗咕咸, read this kind of restricted script for Kong Yan, who is still an egg, is it really good? It is agreed that you can't describe it below the neck."

I'm Hulala's participant: "That's right, reading such unsuitable things for children, I always feel that the ancestors of the Peacock tribe must really want to come to this world and kill the boss!"

I couldn't help but write: "Pieces of armor don't stay... This idiom doesn't seem to be used like this? Although it feels like a special image..."

I'm a slippery fish: "Hey, I saw through the boss's sinister intentions. Now read this..."

I am Hulala's participant: "Everything is a future X blessing!"

Kong·Qianshan Bird Flying Jue·Dan Yan: "..." I think I should not come out...

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