i'm not human

After finishing speaking, I saw Kong Yan's eyes dimming quickly, almost like a sunflower that noticed the sun had set, and looked sleepy.

Cang Li was happy, and snored his white hair, and messed up his hard-combed hair, "It's very cold in the capital, do you want to buy a thicker down jacket?"

Kong Yan stroked his hair distressedly. After hearing what he said, he didn't realize it. He sat up with a loud cry after more than ten seconds, "Can I go with you too?"

Seeing his surprised face, Cang Li pulled him over and kissed him again, and said against his forehead, "I definitely want to take you with me, otherwise what should I do if I miss you?"

Kong Yan nodded, threw himself into his arms, raised his arms around his neck, and said in a coquettish voice, "I will miss you when you leave, so take me with you!"

So on the day of departure, Qin Zheng and Mu Dianmo, who drove the car to the entrance of Yinfeng Lane, realized that the trip back to Beijing would be very difficult-we are all single dogs who have been single for thousands of years, please let me go!

His boss's blinding smile was sent to Kong Yan at high frequency as if he didn't want money, and his teeth ached from seeing it.Alas, the sour breath of love!It's really disrespectful for a person of such an advanced age to still play the trick of young couples falling in love!

Of course, he only dared to think about these thoughts in his heart. If he said it... Hehe, he didn't want to be hung on the wing of the plane by the boss, flying all the way to the capital like a kite.

As soon as he boarded the plane and sat down, Kong Yan felt a little drowsy.In the past two days, the two of them have been very sticky. They are both in love for the first time. They are curious about everything and want to try everything, so they can't stop the car. It was a bit late last night.When Kong Yan woke up in the morning, he was in a daze, even his face was wiped clean by Cang Li before he led him out the door.

Fortunately, he didn't wash his face and comb his hair by himself, otherwise he would definitely see red and purple spots on his neck when he looked in the mirror. His skin was white, which made him more conspicuous. Even the stewardess took a few extra glances along the way.But Cang Li schemingly kept Kong Yan by his side, letting him doze off next to her, so that he didn't have the chance to notice the curious eyes of others.

Sitting in his seat, Li Yu saw that the two people in the front row were not paying attention, so he went to Mu Dianmo's side with a gossipy face, and showed him his mobile phone.He didn't dare to discuss it on WeChat, and he was worried that Cang Li would hear it, so he didn't dare to whisper, so he had to write it on the memo on his phone and hand it to Mu Dianmo.

"This battle is so fierce! Kong Yan is only 20 years old, and the boss is already such an old man, and he can fight! —— Fish."

Mu Dianmo took the phone over and started typing, "I don't know if Kong Yan can take it. Boss has been a vegetarian for tens of thousands of years. Once he eats meat, it will be the same as a tiger out of the cage, right? — Pen."

Li Yu looked at it and nodded wildly, looking at the expression of "confidant", took the mobile phone and typed quickly, "I think so too! Did you see that Kong Yan was obviously in a bad mood and wanted to sleep, and he was typing all the time. Sleepy, the boss really doesn't know how to feel pity! It's like a broken rag doll! — Fish."

Mu Dianmo took the phone and typed, "Yes, there are marks on the neck, which shows how ruthless the boss is! The old man is really scary! — Pen."

Li Yu felt the same way, and was about to take the phone over when he suddenly found a hand stretched out from between the two seats, and then he watched the phone being snatched away.His mind went blank for a moment, and he raised his head stiffly, and sure enough, he saw Cang Li looking at the conversation between the two on the phone screen with a dark face, with a half-smile, "The tiger out of the cage? A rag doll?"

Li Yu and Mu Dianmo trembled in fright, they could only shout in their hearts, "Could it be my death day today?", shaking their heads like a rattle, "Boss, you got it wrong! Where did the tiger come out of the cage? The spirit of the dragon and the horse, the spirit of the dragon and the fierceness of the tiger, and the vigor of the dragon and the tiger! It is a Barbie doll, an SD doll!"

Cang Li remained silent, looking at them as if he was looking at a dead person.The sadness in Li Yu's heart merged into a sea—could it be that the sky is going to kill me?

At this time, I heard Kong Yan's sleepy voice, still somewhat dazed, "What tiger came out of the cage? Who came out?"

Mu Dianmo looked at the faintly visible wings of the plane outside the window, well, it was enough for me and Li Yu to fly back to the capital all the way.

The five people got off the plane, Mu Dianmo and Li Yu looked hopeless, as if they had been tortured by some inhumane.

They were literally tied to the two wings of the plane by ropes, and were sent to the capital like a kite by the boss all the way.Of course, in order not to cause panic among humans and avoid tomorrow's headlines, they are invisible.

On the contrary, after Kong Yan got enough sleep on the plane, he was in high spirits when he got off the plane.Seeing Mu Dianmo and Li Yu looking depressed, he asked Cang Li worriedly, "What's wrong with them?" Could it be airsickness?

Cang Li glanced at them, saw them trembling with fright, and then replied in satisfaction, "Kidney deficiency."

Kong Yan looked at the two of them in surprise, then quickly looked away—God, do I know some secrets that I shouldn't?

The person who came to the airport to pick him up was Shen Ren, who came to the capital first. He drove a black long car, and when he got in, Kong Yan found that there was a small refrigerator in it—the life of this local tyrant was unbearable!

After Cang Li sat down, he pulled Kong Yan over and let him sit next to him, with his arms around his waist very naturally.Kong Yan felt a little embarrassed in front of people he knew, but he was not willing to refuse, so he leaned against Cang Li awkwardly.

"Boss, should we go back first or go to the headquarters first?" Shen Ren, who was driving in front, asked, and by the way gave alms to two "colleagues who are not very close" with a helpless look - special moments, insist on dying friends According to the principles of Pindao, I will resolutely draw a clear line with you!

"Let's go back first, it's past five o'clock now, let's go there tomorrow."

The car drove all the way into a high-end villa area, got out of the car, Kong Yan looked at the luxurious villa with a garden in front of him, and his heart no longer fluctuated—since he accepted the setting of "my boyfriend is a local tyrant", he has already Can withstand strong winds and waves.Following Cang Li to the gate of the villa, he found that Shen Ren and the others were still in the car, a little strange, "Why aren't they together?"

"They don't live with us, I live here, and they live in the building next door."

After listening, Kong Yan looked at the "next door" in the direction of his finger, oh, this wall is so far away, maybe 1000 meters away?

Hehe, I don't really understand the world of rich people...

Sure enough, after being together with Cang Li for a long time, he also lit up the skill of "full of inner drama".

Opening the door and entering, Kong Yan was surprised to find that Cang Li had chosen the style of European castles, that is, the kind of luxury and retro to the extreme.The room is a bit dark because the curtains are drawn, but you can still see the general layout, crystal chandeliers, huge oil paintings, dark curtains, carved candlesticks, exquisite silverware, fireplace... Kong Yan felt as if he stepped into this place. In the room, the whole person traveled from the capital to the Palace of Fontainebleau in an instant, and was about to attend the ball held by the emperor.

He leaned over curiously to look at the blazing flames in the fireplace, and felt a rush of heat before he got close, "Is this really burning? Isn't it a decoration?"

Cang Li was drawing the curtains of the French windows in the living room, and when he heard his surprised voice turning around, he nodded and said, "Well, it's true, I went to an old castle before and thought it was pretty good, very warm, so I borrowed it." Said The curtains of the floor-to-ceiling windows were opened with a "swish", and through the glass windows, one could see clusters of roses planted on the lawn of the small garden, lush roses around the fence, and a fountain in the shape of a lotus.

Taking Kong Yan around on the first floor, pointing out the location of the kitchen and bathroom storage room, Cang Li took him to the second floor, and introduced to Kong Yan when he went upstairs, "The bedroom is on the second floor." , but I opened up all the rooms on the second floor." Kong Yan silently estimated the area in his heart, if all the rooms are opened up, it should be very spacious, right?

The two stepped on the dark long-haired hand-woven carpet without making a sound under their feet. On the wall next to the stairs was a gold-plated candlestick with candles burning on it.Kong Yan was already unable to complain—this castle cosplay was indeed a full set, not omitting even the details!

Standing in front of the two mahogany doors on the second floor, Cang Li held the doorknob and pushed open the bedroom door, leading Kong Yan in.

Kong Yan's first impression was that it was big, very big.Standing at the door and looking over, the bed in the middle is the most conspicuous, probably more than three meters wide.The dark blue bed curtains with complicated patterns are layered on top of each other, with classical patterns embroidered with silver thread on them, and vines are engraved on the wooden bedposts on all sides, spiraling upwards.The whole bed looks very fluffy, making people want to roll on it twice.

On the dark brown floor is a gorgeous handmade carpet, which covers the entire room. It is impossible to tell what kind of material it is, and the pattern is retro.On the other side of the room are two bookshelves, a desk, and a silver flower stand by the window, on which are some flowers that Kong Yan doesn't know very well.Next to the pergola were two wooden chairs, surrounding a small round tablecloth-covered table with a bone china tea set.

In fact, if it is possible, the appearance of this villa would also like to be directly repaired to look like a European castle, right?

Cang Li pulled Kong Yan to the side of the bed, "Do you like it? This bed was changed just the day before yesterday. I thought you would come over, so I specially ordered a big bed." After hearing this, Kong Yan subconsciously wanted to ask "Why do I have to change the bed when I come here?" Just as I was about to ask, I realized it all at once, and then my face burst into red.

I can't chat anymore!But I also became dirty...

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I am a broken pen & I am a broken fish: "From now on, I have a shadow on kite flying. If you want to ask me, how big is the shadow area, then I will tell you—you Try it too and you'll know!"

I am a little ginseng of unity and friendship: "Congratulations, Fellow Daoist, for gaining another life experience!"

The name of the sword is not broken: "Yes."