i'm not human

Chapter [-], Zi Lei

After opening the door, Lu Shen found that the whole room was filled with all kinds of fresh fruits, dried meat, wild flowers of various colors, and a big fish with long arms that was almost dying of thirst. There are beautiful stones, beautifully shaped fallen leaves, and there is even a small tree in the corner, and there are dozens of papers as high as hills on the table.

Jin Sisi found that the entire ground was covered by piles of scattered things, and there was no place to set foot, so she hurried forward to remove the things, cleared out a path that could be walked, and the voice was a bit He said hoarsely, "Grandpa Lu, look, these are gifts for the king, the king will be very happy when he wakes up, right?"

From the moment Lu Shen came in, he was a little silent.He nodded towards Jin Sisi, hesitated for a moment, picked up the paper on the table and opened it, and found that there were letters, diaries, and some essays in it—but Qinling monsters have never been able to distinguish these styles. The difference in format is collectively referred to as a lofty name: literary works.

Opening the top one, I found that it was a diary, with the date and weather, and the signature - "The king's lifelong follower, Wei Chai".The other party's cultural level obviously needs to be improved, and there is only one sentence, but none of the words is correct.The paper is crumpled, and it looks like it was written while crying.It was written crookedly with twigs dipped in ink, "I didn't see the king running past me this morning, nor did I see the muscles of the king. I was very spiritless all day. I miss you, the king."

Carefully closing this one, Lu Shen opened a few more. Some wrote, "I can recite the ninety-nine multiplication table. Your Majesty begs for rewards and spot checks." Some wrote "My 320th child is born, Your Majesty, you must wake up before he can jump." There is also "As long as you wake up, Majesty, I will never dislike your bath water again." Various.

Lu Shen lowered his eyes, put down those light and thin papers, and didn't dare to continue reading.

Little Tiger, as long as you wake up, I will never dislike you for not being clean. I will make you as much tea as you want.

He jumped over the piles of presents and walked to the innermost place. When he was a few steps away from the bed, Lu Shen hesitated and didn't dare to go forward.

Jin Sisi has been following Lu Shen step by step, and found that Lu Shen stopped suddenly, a little strange, she poked her head over, "Grandpa Lu, why don't you leave, are you uncomfortable?"

Lu Shen shook his head as if he just came back to his senses, and with a low voice, he replied to Jin Sisi, "It's okay." He was just afraid.This fear has made him ignore the severe pain coming from his feet.After another pause, he mustered up the courage to come closer.

Hu Sanzheng was lying flat on the bed, with his hands clasped on his stomach, without any bluffing in the past.

What is the usual Hu San like?Lu Shen was fascinated, um, the little tiger that appeared in his head has gradually turned into the image of an adult man, strong and tall, with a loud voice, he doesn't like to wear clothes, take a bath or wash his feet, every time he comes to find himself, he always He hesitated at the door, and when he saw him, he would scratch the back of his head and smile silly, and then flattered him, "Grandpa Lu, I'm thirsty." Afterwards, regardless of whether he agreed or not, he went straight into the room with a cheeky face .

Withdrawing his thoughts, he looked down at the quiet Hu San, not used to it.The other party's face was rosy, as if he was asleep, and he couldn't tell that he had suffered such a serious injury before.

But how could it be possible to forget what happened.

His eyes passed over the other's lips, and he found that they were very dry and a little peeled.Lu Shen paused for a moment, stretched out his hand almost instinctively, condensed dew on his fingertips, and then soaked the other's lips little by little, very carefully and with full concentration.

When Jin Sisi saw the king lying down, she couldn't stop her tears. She was standing on the edge wiping her tears, but when she saw this scene with tears in her eyes, the tears flowed even more fiercely. Grandpa Wuwulu still loves the king so much. , so touching!When the king wakes up and knows, he will happily roll on the ground and run for three kilometers!

Next room.

After Lu Shen went to see Hu San, Kong Yan was the only one left in the room.Following Cang Li's example, he transformed himself into a water mirror, suspended in mid-air, facing himself.

He stared in amazement at the figure reflected in the mirror for a while, his appearance was beyond heaven!And I always feel like I'm looking at an anime character—it's really like a vampire in a comic!White hair and red eyes, but the important thing is to say three times, this is yourself, yourself, yourself.However, he also thought of Cang Li's villa in Beijing, which was full of medieval castle style, and seemed to be suitable for people and residences...

So he didn't know where his thinking diverged again, and he began to seriously daze.

This is what Kong Yan often does after returning to human form. It may be from peacock back to human form, and some need to get used to it.For example, in the past two days, he always felt that his hands were not his own, they just didn't look like this anyway, and sometimes he wanted to slap them for no reason.When shaking his head, he still feels that there is a feather crown on the top of his head, and when he speaks, he subconsciously wants to make a "chirp" sound. Of course, he resisted this.

The most tangled thing is that since he became a human, he always feels chilly on his buttocks, probably because he lost his tail feathers.But it was very strange, especially when he was with Cang Li, the coolness was most obvious.

In a daze, Kong Yan recalled what happened two days ago.

At that time, Kong Yan suddenly changed back to human form, naked, and was hugged by Cang Li.Before he could react to a series of questions about who he is and where he is now, the man's eyes narrowed, and he lowered his head and kissed him in the princess's hugging position, with great strength, and it was still a tongue kiss, very deep the kind!

It’s fine to poke the tip of the tongue in and stir it inside, and the sound of saliva is sticky and sticky, making it difficult for him to breathe. One bite!And that's not counting, Cang Li's hand started to move around and feel around while he was naked, until now his pomegranate seeds still felt a little strange.

Although the scale was a bit large, the saliva that overflowed from the corner of his mouth flowed onto his chest and wet Cang Li's clothes by the way, but he was comfortable enough.

It's just that he just turned into a human form, and he was completely dumbfounded when faced with such a fierce situation.In the end, he was poked by the "something" before he was so frightened that he came back to his senses.

After the kiss was over, Cang Li took out a set of clothes for him out of thin air, helped him put them on carefully, and looked at them carefully while putting them on, Kong Yan always felt that the other party's gaze seemed to have materialized.

Shame!

After cleaning up the mess, the two lingered in the palace for a while, before they prepared to go out from Fengling.While walking, Cang Li suddenly told him that something might happen after going out for a while, so don't worry about it.

At that time, Kong Yan was still a little unconscious, so he nodded subconsciously. He had always believed in Cang Li. Since he said there was no need to worry, then there should be no need to worry.

However, the man's words were really unbelievable.

The moment he left Fengling Palace, he felt the existence of an enchantment very keenly, and the clear idea that "the power used to construct the enchantment belongs to Cang Li" also appeared in his mind.Kong Yan was about to ask Cang Li why he made a barrier to "wrap" the entire Fengling Palace, but Cang Li took his hand and walked out through the film.

Then, there was a thunderstorm.

I saw countless purple thunder, silver and white lightning all smashing towards Cang Li, really smashing, one after another, as if accumulated for a long time, with a menacing momentum.Kong Yan's mind was stuck at first, and he was even more stunned at that time. Because Cang Li had expected it, he quickly added a barrier to Kong Yan, and he stood where he was, without any protection.

Not long after, the purple thunderbolt created a huge deep pit around the two of them. For a moment, rocks splashed and the soil churned. The pit became deeper and wider—at least they couldn’t see it when they looked up. ground.

After about ten minutes, the thunder and lightning stopped, and smoke and dust were everywhere.

Kong Yan quickly turned his head to look at Cang Li, looked him over from head to toe, and was relieved to find that he was not injured at all.

He knew it was because Cang Li allowed himself to absorb the power of Wei Yu Shen Guang without any interference in order to face the seven emperors.So a small part of the power seal was untied directly, which aroused the anger of the law of heaven.This warning purple thunder will hit Cang Li no matter when and where.

For a moment, Kong Yan hated the so-called laws of heaven very much. He leaned over and shook Cang Li's hand, his tone full of worry, "How are you doing?" Wire.

Kong Yan's pupils shrank suddenly, and his voice became hoarse, "What's wrong with you? Where did you get hurt?" He directly reached out and grabbed Cang Li's wrist, quickly condensed his anger into a thin thread, and then penetrated into the Cang Li's body.

Facing Kong Yan, everything about Cang Li was completely defenseless, and he knew that although he was struck by lightning, he was not seriously injured, so he patiently waited for his little ancestor to investigate in person.

Feeling that Cang Li's soul is very stable, and his body is fine, the bloodshot eyes at the corner of his mouth should be due to the thunderbolt that caused the blood in his body to vomit blood, so Kong Yan withdrew his hand.

Seeing that Kong Yan was obviously relieved, Cang Li casually raised his hand to wipe away the blood that overflowed from the corner of his mouth. The blood stained his knuckle-boned hands, giving him a strange sense of beauty.His face was a little pale, because of the leakage of power, the amber dragon pupils hadn't been withdrawn yet, and his neat and unrestrained movements were very attractive.

Seeing Kong Yanmu staring blankly at him, Cang Li raised his lips and smiled, "Why, do you think your husband is handsome like this?" The smile was very evil, very seductive.

The redness at the tips of Kong Yan's ears hadn't subsided before, but it turned red again, and he looked away unnaturally, well, he admitted that Cang Li, whose face was a little pale and bloodshot from the corner of his mouth, was so handsome that his legs were weak !

Ahhh, why have I changed from a human to a peacock and then a peacock to a human, but I still have no resistance to this man?

Cang Li pulled the man into his arms, bit the hot ear tip of the other party, and after he was satisfied, he looked up at the sky, "The law of heaven is really hard to bear, isn't it just to unlock a small part of the power seal for a few minutes? , oh well, by the way, I also unsealed the seal of the Nine Absolute Spear for a short while, and I got so angry."

After speaking, he rubbed his chin against Kong Yan's hair, his voice was low, with obvious coaxing, "Baby Yanyan, if you kiss me again, it won't hurt anymore."

Kong Yan was instantly hit by the word "baby", and his whole body was numb.He felt that his eardrums had died in battle, and his heart had died in battle. A smart brain?what is that?In front of Cang Li's masculinity, he is nothing!So he raised his hand and put it on Cang Li's shoulder, looking at Cang Li intently with a pair of silver-red eyes, and almost instinctively brought his lips closer.

Then, no then.

Just when the lips of the two were about to touch and the beautiful kissing scene was about to take shape, a choked exclamation suddenly came from the edge of the giant pit, "Lord Dragon! Are you really here?" Here, woohoo Lord Dragon, the king is going to die, and Grandpa Lu is going to die too, woooo—”

There were also small water droplets floating with the wind, I don't know if they were tears.Of course, there could also be snot.

The kiss and love affair were interrupted, and Cang Li's face turned dark in an instant, comparable to the dark depths of the Qinling Mountains, obviously in a very bad mood.

Kong Yan immediately took half a step back, a little embarrassed to be bumped into, thanks to the darkness, which made everything not so clear.But what happened to Hu San and Lu Shen, why are they dying?

Realizing what the monster said, Kong Yan was anxious and pulled Cang Li to leave, but he didn't.Looking back, he found that the other party was still unhappy, so he turned back very quickly, kissed the corner of the other party's mouth, and lowered his voice, "Go back and kiss again."

Sure enough, Cang Li was happy.He was faster, hugged Kong Yan directly by the waist, jumped up, and then went directly to Hu San's direction.

The little monster whimpered and followed, but at a slow speed, he was left behind.After walking a few steps, he sniffed his nose and rubbed his eyes again, wondering, could it be that his eyes were blurred by crying?Why did you see the Dragon Lord hugging a beautiful man with white hair?

Hey, where did the male vixen come from!He even hooked up with the Dragon Lord!

But what does it matter to the male vixen, my king and Grandpa Lu are going to die, woo woo woo——

Arriving at Hu San's place, passing the monsters on the third inner and outer floors, Kong Yan saw at a glance that the vitality in Lu Shen's whole body was about to be exhausted, and he quickly got down from Cang Li's arms.After squatting down, he put one hand on Hu San and the other on Lu Shen, and quickly breathed out his anger, which at least saved Lu Shen's life.

After the situation stabilized and both of them were out of danger, Kong Yan realized that Lu Shen's hand was still on Hu San's chest and hadn't moved away.He tried, but couldn't move.Later, it was Cang Li who made a direct move and forcibly moved away.

At this time, there was a sudden sound of opening the door, pulling Kong Yan back from his completely divergent thinking.

Before he turned his head, he felt a pair of hands around his waist from behind, and was instantly surrounded by a familiar aura.The earlobe was sucked and bitten continuously, and the sound of heavy breathing hit the eardrum, followed by the man's deep and confusing voice, "Yan Yan, what were you thinking just now, why are you blushing?"

The author has something to say: The daily life of monsters in the Qinling Mountains:

Hedgehog: "I have written many diaries for the king, each of which is my heartfelt voice! The king will be very happy when he wakes up and reads it!"

Rabbit: "Oh, isn't it a diary? It's only been two days, why are there so many entries?"

Hedgehog: "You are so stupid, you can write a lot in a day in a diary, like me, I wrote more than 100 entries in a day!"

Rabbit: "If the king sleeps a few more days, he will definitely read the diary for 100 years after he wakes up..."

hedgehog:"……"

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Rabbit: "Oh, my 320th baby bunny has been born, and the king hasn't woken up yet."

Crab: "Didn't you pay 320 one just now?"

Rabbit: "Ah, did you say morning? 320 number one was born in the morning, and I just gave birth to number 320 number two at noon."

Crab: "..." I don't understand your world, but I know how the rabbit holes all over the mountains and plains come from.I feel that if the king is still awake, the Qinling Mountains will collapse.

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Crab: "Didn't you say you can memorize the nine-nine multiplication table?"

Giant Panda: "Yes, yes, I will recite it! If you don't believe me, just ask!"

Crab: "Five five?"

Giant panda: "Five five... is it twenty? Wait for me, I'll count my fingers! I really know how to recite it!"