lion hunting
Chapter 9 [Joke]
"Rhubarb is a person? I thought it was a dog!"
A few nights later, the two were on patrol, when Miao Zheng suddenly said something like this, Rui An glared at Miao Zheng angrily, "What is a dog? Isn't the name Dahuang very good?"
Miao Zheng sneered: "Forget it, parents who can name their children like this are also crazy, they might as well call it a bitch or something."
Rui An's face was instantly covered with black lines. You must know that this name was only thought of by him after racking his brains, "Don't make fun of other people's names, you have little knowledge."
"Yes, yes, it's because of my shallow knowledge, Brother Rui, you know the world with your eyes."
"Hey kid, what do you mean, you, are your skin tight?" Rui An gestured with his fists.
Miao Zheng immediately blocked his head with a frightened look, "Don't, don't, brother Rui, I'll be disfigured when you punch me."
"Then don't make fun of people's names."
"What is teasing? I'm just discussing it."
"It's not okay to discuss."
Miao Zheng pouted, and suddenly thought of something, "Hey, Brother Rui, who is Da Huang? What's the last name? Is there a surname 'Da'?"
"..." Rui An's eyes dodged for a moment, "I don't know."
"I don't know?" Miao Zheng was puzzled, "I remember the last time you said that you took the biscuit back for some rhubarb, it was obviously Sister Hong's love biscuit...Damn it!"
"Be careful with your words!" Rui An reminded, it's not good for a policeman to speak rudely on the street.
"No, Brother Rui, could it be that he is the one who disappeared inexplicably after you picked it up and made you worry about it?"
"Don't worry about me, idiot." Regarding Miao Zheng's sensitivity, Rui An sighed resignedly, "It's him."
Miao Zheng remembered the person Rui An had told him about who disappeared suddenly, and asked, "Are you so familiar with him?"
Rui An shook his head, shrinking his neck because it was too cold, but he never took the initiative to explain anything.
"Not familiar? Does he live in your house now?"
"Ah."
"Why, he doesn't have a home or what? You just let someone live in you?" Miao Zheng stopped and walked, looking at Rui An incredulously, "Do you know who he is?"
Rui An sighed again, finally stopped, looked at Miao Zheng who asked a series of questions, and said, "He has lost his memory, I asked Fang Hong to check his details for me, he is not a suspicious person , but it is difficult to find out his identity and address specifically."
"What? Amnesia?" Miao Zheng yelled loudly, "Brother Rui, you are old or something, how could you lose your memory, isn't this lying to you? Are you sure he didn't steal anything from you or do anything out of the ordinary? "
As expected of a profession, even thinking about the same things, Rui An couldn't help but laugh, "I didn't believe it before, but after going to the hospital for an examination, the doctor confirmed that the situation is basically the same as Da Huang told me, and he didn't take anything from me .”
"..." Miao Zheng was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect such a bizarre thing to happen around him, but after thinking about it, the chance of this thing happening to ordinary people is very small, it might happen to Brother Rui, Who made him like to meddle so much.
"There is nothing suspicious about him. He also has a part-time job to share meals. It is the restaurant where he fought a few days ago. He worked there before. There is nothing out of the ordinary. It is quite quiet, but..."
"Just what?" Miao Zheng stretched his neck.
"It's just that he has a weird temper. He feels like a cynical child, and sometimes he looks like an old man. It's hard to say." Rui An thought for a while, "Looking at his face, he probably is about the same age as you."
"Brother Rui, it's a shame you still have the time to think about this. Since he has lost his memory, why didn't you send him to the bureau? At least give him a name, otherwise his family will die in a hurry."
"I took him to the bureau before, but he disappeared at the door. When I went back at night, he found my house again." Thinking of the cold weather at that time, the man was squatting at the door of his house, so he A little speechless, "After negotiating many times, he didn't want the police to intervene. He didn't seem to care too much about the memory loss. He said that the doctor concluded that he only lost his memory temporarily, and he would leave when he remembered."
"No? No? No!"
"Don't repeat it three times!" Rui An was extremely annoyed by Miao Zheng's fussy personality.
"No way!"
"..." Rui An's eyes twitched, he turned around and left first.
"Hey, Brother Rui!" The person who had been standing still for a few seconds caught up and asked persistently, "You agreed to his unreasonable request? Just let him stay?"
"Otherwise?" Rui An's expression became even more helpless, "Just treat it as a kitten."
Miao Zheng was completely speechless now, thinking about the man he saw during the fight that day, what kind of kitten, he was simply a wild lion, okay?After a long time, he patted his forehead and said, "Brother Rui, sooner or later you will be harmed by your nosy habit."
He had heard this not once or twice, just a few nights ago he had heard Rhubarb say that about him, but he had done this for the sake of it, could he just let it go?
However, Rui An still gave her behavior a beautiful name: "This is called a man's responsibility."
"Be a fool, obviously someone who has nothing to do with you."
Rui An patted the back of Miao Zheng's head to teach someone how to speak, but he knew that Miao Zheng was worried for him.
"Actually, there's nothing to complain about. There's no chaos, good or bad. It's just paying for the previous choices. A man, how can he do without taking responsibility. Besides, it's not necessarily a bad thing. It can also be said to be helping others. , what do you say?"
Obviously trying to comfort Miao Zheng who was worried for him, Rui An felt that these casual words comforted him.
"Well, Brother Rui, you've already said that, what else can I say as an outsider, but I have to check for you, and I will go to your place someday."
"Turn that fart off, it's not a blind date!" Rui An, who didn't pay attention to the person who just finished talking about someone else's inappropriate words, stared, "Don't make trouble for me, it's hard to say that people have been married these days." Just remembered and left."
"Heh." Miao Zheng snorted coldly, not knowing what emotion he was having.
"Okay, okay, I know you're kind, let's go, treat you to noodles." Rui An had already subdued Miao Zheng thoroughly, knowing when to give a whip and when to give a piece of candy.
No, Miao Zheng's face immediately blossomed when he heard that someone invited him to eat.
------
Originally, Rui An didn't plan to get a spare key, but Da Huang had recently found a job, so there was no fixed time for her return, so Rui An had to make a key for the man, and having a spare key was much more convenient for the two of them, saving money. Rhubarb would wait outside for a long time every time he got off work during the day, and Rui An also admired Rhubarb for this, even after waiting several times, he never saw that person complaining.
In the middle of the night, Miaozheng was invited to eat noodles. Rui An didn’t feel too hungry when he got off work in the morning. When he got home, Rhubarb was already up. Rui An slept in the team for a while at night and he was not so sleepy now. Rhubarb cooked light porridge , he didn't drink right away, seeing that he didn't eat rhubarb, he didn't say much, changed his clothes and was ready to go out.
"..."
Rui An came out after washing, and was startled when she saw the man's attire.
Bored and sitting at the dining table, Rui An, who was thinking about having a bite before going to sleep, joked, "All young people nowadays like to dress like this."
The man was wearing distressed jeans, a black sweater and an army green long coat, and he was putting on a leather glove that looked expensive.
Rui An doesn't understand fashion. After taking off her uniform, she always wears a cotton coat with a pair of jeans without any decorations in winter, and it's even more simple in summer.Even if he has plenty of time, he would not spend it shopping. He would rather stay at home and enjoy laziness. There are no fashion magazines at home, so he can't see anything good about Rhubarb's ruffian retro attire. I think it suits Rhubarb unexpectedly, but looking at that body, it's unreasonably slender.
The man didn't care about joking, he went to the porch to put on his shoes after he was dressed, but he turned around suddenly when he walked halfway, passed Rui An, flipped it in the pot, and then took out an egg and 'cracked' it in front of Rui An.
Staring at the boiled eggs, Rui An smiled: "Thanks."
In fact, Rui An likes to eat eggs very much, but sometimes he forgets to buy them when he is too tired.After living together for a short time, I didn't expect to be completely seen through by the man.
Thinking that Rhubarb is learning to care about others little by little, Rui An has an unprecedented sense of accomplishment. This should be his credit, right?So while peeling the eggs, he praised someone a few words: "Now I have learned this method, did you do something wrong to please me?"
Originally, Rui An wanted to praise, but when it came to his lips, it turned into a joke.
Rui An is actually quite a humorous person, and he and Miao Zheng are usually back and forth with a few jokes, and they are used to it.
But he forgot that Rhubarb is a person who can't make jokes, so when he finished peeling the eggshell and was about to put this white-looking tender egg in his hand into his mouth to take a bite, it fell through instantly.
"..."
Rui An's mouth was still open, but he felt light on his hand, the egg was gone, and when he looked up, the man had already stuffed the whole egg into his mouth.
Good guy, I ate it all in one bite.
"Ah!" Rui An was stunned and could only utter this one syllable.
It wasn't until the man reached the porch that Rui An realized it. He followed and asked incomprehensibly, "What are you doing?"
The man turned back and stood still, turning around so suddenly that Rui An almost bumped into the man. It was obvious that the man was still chewing on the egg, so he didn't have time to answer the question right now.
The unique aroma of eggs wafted over, and Rui An was angry: "Isn't this egg for me? Why did you grab it and eat it?"
"..." Rhubarb chewed expressionlessly, staring at Rui An without any reaction.
Is this intentional?Okay, the man's clumsy performance really pissed Rui An off. The delicacy was clearly in front of him, and it was already in his mouth, but suddenly it went into someone else's mouth. This feeling was really uncomfortable.But the egg was already in Rhubarb's mouth, Rui An knew it clearly, but she was still puzzled, otherwise she wouldn't have made such a naive move.
Rui An stretched out his hand and said fiercely, "Spit out the egg!"
Well, Rui An's idea is that if I can't eat it, you don't want to swallow it with peace of mind, completely forgetting that this egg is the premise that someone else cooked it.
"..." The overly long hair covered Rhubarb's brows and eyes, and the man with his eyes faintly peeking out of his hair hesitated for a moment, as if he didn't expect Rui An to be so persistent.
"Spit it out!" Rui An was determined to want Rhubarb to spit it out.
"..." Rhubarb stopped chewing eggs, stared at Rui An for a few seconds, then suddenly grabbed Rui An's outstretched hand, then leaned over and stopped a few centimeters away from Rui An's mouth, opening slightly. opened his mouth.
"!"
Rui An's heart skipped a beat, and when he smelled the aroma of eggs, he suddenly pushed away the approaching man, staring at Rhubarb who made such a move in shock.
Shrugging, it was obvious that Rhubarb meant 'here, but if you don't want it, then I can't help it', then put on black sneakers, opened the door and left.
As soon as the door opened and closed, a small gust of cold wind was brought in, blowing past the people who were frozen in place. After a long time, Rui An tremblingly said, "Choke to death!"
The morning sun hangs up and sprinkles on the slender back of the man at the street corner, but it doesn't shine on Rui An, who is only flushing in the room at this moment.
It turned out that the man didn't know how to joke.
A few nights later, the two were on patrol, when Miao Zheng suddenly said something like this, Rui An glared at Miao Zheng angrily, "What is a dog? Isn't the name Dahuang very good?"
Miao Zheng sneered: "Forget it, parents who can name their children like this are also crazy, they might as well call it a bitch or something."
Rui An's face was instantly covered with black lines. You must know that this name was only thought of by him after racking his brains, "Don't make fun of other people's names, you have little knowledge."
"Yes, yes, it's because of my shallow knowledge, Brother Rui, you know the world with your eyes."
"Hey kid, what do you mean, you, are your skin tight?" Rui An gestured with his fists.
Miao Zheng immediately blocked his head with a frightened look, "Don't, don't, brother Rui, I'll be disfigured when you punch me."
"Then don't make fun of people's names."
"What is teasing? I'm just discussing it."
"It's not okay to discuss."
Miao Zheng pouted, and suddenly thought of something, "Hey, Brother Rui, who is Da Huang? What's the last name? Is there a surname 'Da'?"
"..." Rui An's eyes dodged for a moment, "I don't know."
"I don't know?" Miao Zheng was puzzled, "I remember the last time you said that you took the biscuit back for some rhubarb, it was obviously Sister Hong's love biscuit...Damn it!"
"Be careful with your words!" Rui An reminded, it's not good for a policeman to speak rudely on the street.
"No, Brother Rui, could it be that he is the one who disappeared inexplicably after you picked it up and made you worry about it?"
"Don't worry about me, idiot." Regarding Miao Zheng's sensitivity, Rui An sighed resignedly, "It's him."
Miao Zheng remembered the person Rui An had told him about who disappeared suddenly, and asked, "Are you so familiar with him?"
Rui An shook his head, shrinking his neck because it was too cold, but he never took the initiative to explain anything.
"Not familiar? Does he live in your house now?"
"Ah."
"Why, he doesn't have a home or what? You just let someone live in you?" Miao Zheng stopped and walked, looking at Rui An incredulously, "Do you know who he is?"
Rui An sighed again, finally stopped, looked at Miao Zheng who asked a series of questions, and said, "He has lost his memory, I asked Fang Hong to check his details for me, he is not a suspicious person , but it is difficult to find out his identity and address specifically."
"What? Amnesia?" Miao Zheng yelled loudly, "Brother Rui, you are old or something, how could you lose your memory, isn't this lying to you? Are you sure he didn't steal anything from you or do anything out of the ordinary? "
As expected of a profession, even thinking about the same things, Rui An couldn't help but laugh, "I didn't believe it before, but after going to the hospital for an examination, the doctor confirmed that the situation is basically the same as Da Huang told me, and he didn't take anything from me .”
"..." Miao Zheng was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect such a bizarre thing to happen around him, but after thinking about it, the chance of this thing happening to ordinary people is very small, it might happen to Brother Rui, Who made him like to meddle so much.
"There is nothing suspicious about him. He also has a part-time job to share meals. It is the restaurant where he fought a few days ago. He worked there before. There is nothing out of the ordinary. It is quite quiet, but..."
"Just what?" Miao Zheng stretched his neck.
"It's just that he has a weird temper. He feels like a cynical child, and sometimes he looks like an old man. It's hard to say." Rui An thought for a while, "Looking at his face, he probably is about the same age as you."
"Brother Rui, it's a shame you still have the time to think about this. Since he has lost his memory, why didn't you send him to the bureau? At least give him a name, otherwise his family will die in a hurry."
"I took him to the bureau before, but he disappeared at the door. When I went back at night, he found my house again." Thinking of the cold weather at that time, the man was squatting at the door of his house, so he A little speechless, "After negotiating many times, he didn't want the police to intervene. He didn't seem to care too much about the memory loss. He said that the doctor concluded that he only lost his memory temporarily, and he would leave when he remembered."
"No? No? No!"
"Don't repeat it three times!" Rui An was extremely annoyed by Miao Zheng's fussy personality.
"No way!"
"..." Rui An's eyes twitched, he turned around and left first.
"Hey, Brother Rui!" The person who had been standing still for a few seconds caught up and asked persistently, "You agreed to his unreasonable request? Just let him stay?"
"Otherwise?" Rui An's expression became even more helpless, "Just treat it as a kitten."
Miao Zheng was completely speechless now, thinking about the man he saw during the fight that day, what kind of kitten, he was simply a wild lion, okay?After a long time, he patted his forehead and said, "Brother Rui, sooner or later you will be harmed by your nosy habit."
He had heard this not once or twice, just a few nights ago he had heard Rhubarb say that about him, but he had done this for the sake of it, could he just let it go?
However, Rui An still gave her behavior a beautiful name: "This is called a man's responsibility."
"Be a fool, obviously someone who has nothing to do with you."
Rui An patted the back of Miao Zheng's head to teach someone how to speak, but he knew that Miao Zheng was worried for him.
"Actually, there's nothing to complain about. There's no chaos, good or bad. It's just paying for the previous choices. A man, how can he do without taking responsibility. Besides, it's not necessarily a bad thing. It can also be said to be helping others. , what do you say?"
Obviously trying to comfort Miao Zheng who was worried for him, Rui An felt that these casual words comforted him.
"Well, Brother Rui, you've already said that, what else can I say as an outsider, but I have to check for you, and I will go to your place someday."
"Turn that fart off, it's not a blind date!" Rui An, who didn't pay attention to the person who just finished talking about someone else's inappropriate words, stared, "Don't make trouble for me, it's hard to say that people have been married these days." Just remembered and left."
"Heh." Miao Zheng snorted coldly, not knowing what emotion he was having.
"Okay, okay, I know you're kind, let's go, treat you to noodles." Rui An had already subdued Miao Zheng thoroughly, knowing when to give a whip and when to give a piece of candy.
No, Miao Zheng's face immediately blossomed when he heard that someone invited him to eat.
------
Originally, Rui An didn't plan to get a spare key, but Da Huang had recently found a job, so there was no fixed time for her return, so Rui An had to make a key for the man, and having a spare key was much more convenient for the two of them, saving money. Rhubarb would wait outside for a long time every time he got off work during the day, and Rui An also admired Rhubarb for this, even after waiting several times, he never saw that person complaining.
In the middle of the night, Miaozheng was invited to eat noodles. Rui An didn’t feel too hungry when he got off work in the morning. When he got home, Rhubarb was already up. Rui An slept in the team for a while at night and he was not so sleepy now. Rhubarb cooked light porridge , he didn't drink right away, seeing that he didn't eat rhubarb, he didn't say much, changed his clothes and was ready to go out.
"..."
Rui An came out after washing, and was startled when she saw the man's attire.
Bored and sitting at the dining table, Rui An, who was thinking about having a bite before going to sleep, joked, "All young people nowadays like to dress like this."
The man was wearing distressed jeans, a black sweater and an army green long coat, and he was putting on a leather glove that looked expensive.
Rui An doesn't understand fashion. After taking off her uniform, she always wears a cotton coat with a pair of jeans without any decorations in winter, and it's even more simple in summer.Even if he has plenty of time, he would not spend it shopping. He would rather stay at home and enjoy laziness. There are no fashion magazines at home, so he can't see anything good about Rhubarb's ruffian retro attire. I think it suits Rhubarb unexpectedly, but looking at that body, it's unreasonably slender.
The man didn't care about joking, he went to the porch to put on his shoes after he was dressed, but he turned around suddenly when he walked halfway, passed Rui An, flipped it in the pot, and then took out an egg and 'cracked' it in front of Rui An.
Staring at the boiled eggs, Rui An smiled: "Thanks."
In fact, Rui An likes to eat eggs very much, but sometimes he forgets to buy them when he is too tired.After living together for a short time, I didn't expect to be completely seen through by the man.
Thinking that Rhubarb is learning to care about others little by little, Rui An has an unprecedented sense of accomplishment. This should be his credit, right?So while peeling the eggs, he praised someone a few words: "Now I have learned this method, did you do something wrong to please me?"
Originally, Rui An wanted to praise, but when it came to his lips, it turned into a joke.
Rui An is actually quite a humorous person, and he and Miao Zheng are usually back and forth with a few jokes, and they are used to it.
But he forgot that Rhubarb is a person who can't make jokes, so when he finished peeling the eggshell and was about to put this white-looking tender egg in his hand into his mouth to take a bite, it fell through instantly.
"..."
Rui An's mouth was still open, but he felt light on his hand, the egg was gone, and when he looked up, the man had already stuffed the whole egg into his mouth.
Good guy, I ate it all in one bite.
"Ah!" Rui An was stunned and could only utter this one syllable.
It wasn't until the man reached the porch that Rui An realized it. He followed and asked incomprehensibly, "What are you doing?"
The man turned back and stood still, turning around so suddenly that Rui An almost bumped into the man. It was obvious that the man was still chewing on the egg, so he didn't have time to answer the question right now.
The unique aroma of eggs wafted over, and Rui An was angry: "Isn't this egg for me? Why did you grab it and eat it?"
"..." Rhubarb chewed expressionlessly, staring at Rui An without any reaction.
Is this intentional?Okay, the man's clumsy performance really pissed Rui An off. The delicacy was clearly in front of him, and it was already in his mouth, but suddenly it went into someone else's mouth. This feeling was really uncomfortable.But the egg was already in Rhubarb's mouth, Rui An knew it clearly, but she was still puzzled, otherwise she wouldn't have made such a naive move.
Rui An stretched out his hand and said fiercely, "Spit out the egg!"
Well, Rui An's idea is that if I can't eat it, you don't want to swallow it with peace of mind, completely forgetting that this egg is the premise that someone else cooked it.
"..." The overly long hair covered Rhubarb's brows and eyes, and the man with his eyes faintly peeking out of his hair hesitated for a moment, as if he didn't expect Rui An to be so persistent.
"Spit it out!" Rui An was determined to want Rhubarb to spit it out.
"..." Rhubarb stopped chewing eggs, stared at Rui An for a few seconds, then suddenly grabbed Rui An's outstretched hand, then leaned over and stopped a few centimeters away from Rui An's mouth, opening slightly. opened his mouth.
"!"
Rui An's heart skipped a beat, and when he smelled the aroma of eggs, he suddenly pushed away the approaching man, staring at Rhubarb who made such a move in shock.
Shrugging, it was obvious that Rhubarb meant 'here, but if you don't want it, then I can't help it', then put on black sneakers, opened the door and left.
As soon as the door opened and closed, a small gust of cold wind was brought in, blowing past the people who were frozen in place. After a long time, Rui An tremblingly said, "Choke to death!"
The morning sun hangs up and sprinkles on the slender back of the man at the street corner, but it doesn't shine on Rui An, who is only flushing in the room at this moment.
It turned out that the man didn't know how to joke.
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