Every time I take the subway, someone peeks at my phone, why is it swollen?
Chapter 45 Assistant Ruan
Ruan Jue's most distressing thing since she was a child is that she has a bun face, and it is very round, which makes people want to pinch it.For this reason, he has been pinched countless times since he was a child, and every time he was accompanied by the screams of the young ladies or aunts, "Ah, why are you so cute?", "Your face is too cute." "It's soft", "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
He deeply suspected that his face had been made bigger.
He grew very slowly, from elementary school to high school he was a short professional in his class, occupying the first row in the class for a long time.When the height of the elementary school students has reached 1.6 meters, 1.7 meters or even 1.8 meters, he is still like a little bean in kindergarten, and the generation gap with the classmates in the class has almost spanned several generations.
Ruan's mother once suspected that this was not her own son, after all, she and Ruan's father were both quite tall.However, the son that came out of his stomach, is not his own? Whose?
Ruan's father exaggerated his acting skills, and he was taken aback: "It can't be my problem, right? I didn't go out and mess around."
Ruan's mother gave him a blank look: "It seems that you are an actor who has been delayed by business. Oscar owes you a golden man. Do you need me to help you get it back?"
Ruan's father returned to normal in an instant, coughed, and said slowly, "Jue'er is still young, just like a marathon, maybe he is still warming up now, maybe he will be fine after entering junior high school."
Ruan's mother thought it made sense, and waited for her son to go to junior high school with peace of mind.
As a result, in junior high school, the dwarfs who had always been in the same row as Ruan Jue followed the little saplings who had seen the wind, and each of them grew taller and taller, and lost a lot of Ruan Jue in one semester.
Ruan's mother felt cold in her heart: "This warm-up took too long."
Ruan's father was still very calm: "From a genetic point of view, no matter how bad Jue'er's height is, she shouldn't be shorter than you."
Ruan's mother thought for a while, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "That's okay, that's okay, boys are 1.6 meters tall, acceptable...?"
When Ruan Jue went to high school, he still grew in a leisurely manner. If you say he is not tall, at least he is much taller than when he was in elementary school or junior high school. If you say he is tall, it seems that he has not grown.People of the same age are like little adults, and he is still in the stage of a kid, so he is only slightly better than Xiaodoudinger.After all, he has a bun face, even if others want to say that he has grown up, it is still unreasonable.
Ruan's mother was very desperate. She had tried everything these years, but she almost pulled him by the head.
It seemed she was destined to have a dwarf son.
I feel so hopeless just thinking about it.
However, what made Ruan's mother gratified was that although Ruan Jue was not tall, she had always made great progress in her studies, and had always been firmly in the top three for her age, never falling down.His height also saves Ruan's mother from worrying about his puppy love, which is probably one of the reasons why his academic performance is so good.
There was no other way, mother Ruan could only comfort herself like this.
Ruan Jue's character is as unhurried as her height, and she always looks like an old god in everything. In today's words, it is a contrast of cuteness, causing the girls in the class to be cut off by him. He fell in love early.More than half of the girls regard themselves as his little sisters, and they can't think of dating at all!
Until the third year of high school, Ruan Jue was still growing taller slowly. When he went to the school to report in the freshman year, his roommate in the same dormitory teased him and asked him if he went to the wrong school.
Ruan Jue spread her hands, she was used to it.
Although everyone is a boy, all the roommates are intrigued by Ruan Jue's cuteness without exception. In addition, he is younger than everyone, so the roommates act as protectors. Every time Ruan Jue has a warm face.
In the first semester of her freshman year, Ruan Jue's height finally increased gradually, and her appearance changed every day. The roommates were dumbfounded: "Are you a bamboo shoot spirit? This is changing too fast."
Ruan Jue's steamed bun face was full of tears: "It's finally time to sprint."
As he grew taller, he gradually discovered a problem. Girls who thought he was cute began to write love letters to him. Of course, there were also boys who wrote love letters to him, saying that he was cute.
It was also at that time that he discovered his unique sexuality.
Back home during the winter vacation, when Ruan's mother saw him, she was stunned, and it took a while to realize: "You are really my daughter, oh no, son?"
Ruan Jue adjusted his glasses: "What do you think?"
Ruan's mother looked at her son who was half a head taller than herself, and tears filled her eyes: "Finally, you don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend!"
Ruan Jue: "...I really can't find a girlfriend." Ever since he recognized his sexual orientation, he had no plans to find a girlfriend.
Double entendre.
However, Ruan's mother didn't understand, and happily handed him the slippers: "Let me just say that the folk remedy I found for you last time works. Look, you've grown so high in just a few months!"
Ruan Jue couldn't bear to break her beautiful fantasy, and after thinking about it, she still felt that it would be better not to say: "When I left, I didn't bring that folk prescription you mentioned at all."
Mother Ruan: "..."
After going home to eat, eat, sleep and sleep for a month, it was a big change when I arrived at school, and my roommates were no longer surprised by it.
But ever since she knew her sexual orientation, Ruan Jue paid more attention to getting along with her roommates.Although everyone is carefree and cheerful, he is still not ready to come out.
Who knew he wasn't ready, but his roommate was.
One night, the other two roommates in the same dormitory went home, leaving only him and another roommate who usually had a good relationship.The roommate is two years older than him and is a senior in the same department. When he came to their dormitory because of the dormitory transfer, he has always taken good care of him.He drank a lot that night, and when he came back, he found that there was no one in the dormitory, only the bathroom was noisy.
People who had been drinking were all in a daze, because they wanted to go to the bathroom, so they pushed the door and went in.
Ruan Jue has short-sightedness and took off his glasses while taking a shower, so he could only see a blurry figure at the door. He was stunned for a moment, and was about to find something to cover his body when he suddenly remembered, isn't this trying to cover up? He could only pretend to be calm and ask, "Who's there?"
The roommate's unconscious mind became even more confused the moment he saw him, and he didn't go out after hearing the words, his eyes seemed to be nailed to him, and he couldn't move away.
At this moment, in his opinion, Ruan Jue's slender and straight legs, upturned buttocks, and beautiful collarbone are all inexplicably attractive.
Ruan Jue waited for a long time, and found that the person at the door was looking at him motionlessly, and felt inexplicably terrified. He hurriedly washed the foam off his body with the shower, and was about to put on his clothes when he was caught by a man smelling of alcohol. hugged.
Afterwards, the familiar breath of his roommate filled his mouth, and his whole body was going to be bad.
Then, he was single for four years in college.
He deeply suspected that his face had been made bigger.
He grew very slowly, from elementary school to high school he was a short professional in his class, occupying the first row in the class for a long time.When the height of the elementary school students has reached 1.6 meters, 1.7 meters or even 1.8 meters, he is still like a little bean in kindergarten, and the generation gap with the classmates in the class has almost spanned several generations.
Ruan's mother once suspected that this was not her own son, after all, she and Ruan's father were both quite tall.However, the son that came out of his stomach, is not his own? Whose?
Ruan's father exaggerated his acting skills, and he was taken aback: "It can't be my problem, right? I didn't go out and mess around."
Ruan's mother gave him a blank look: "It seems that you are an actor who has been delayed by business. Oscar owes you a golden man. Do you need me to help you get it back?"
Ruan's father returned to normal in an instant, coughed, and said slowly, "Jue'er is still young, just like a marathon, maybe he is still warming up now, maybe he will be fine after entering junior high school."
Ruan's mother thought it made sense, and waited for her son to go to junior high school with peace of mind.
As a result, in junior high school, the dwarfs who had always been in the same row as Ruan Jue followed the little saplings who had seen the wind, and each of them grew taller and taller, and lost a lot of Ruan Jue in one semester.
Ruan's mother felt cold in her heart: "This warm-up took too long."
Ruan's father was still very calm: "From a genetic point of view, no matter how bad Jue'er's height is, she shouldn't be shorter than you."
Ruan's mother thought for a while, and then breathed a sigh of relief: "That's okay, that's okay, boys are 1.6 meters tall, acceptable...?"
When Ruan Jue went to high school, he still grew in a leisurely manner. If you say he is not tall, at least he is much taller than when he was in elementary school or junior high school. If you say he is tall, it seems that he has not grown.People of the same age are like little adults, and he is still in the stage of a kid, so he is only slightly better than Xiaodoudinger.After all, he has a bun face, even if others want to say that he has grown up, it is still unreasonable.
Ruan's mother was very desperate. She had tried everything these years, but she almost pulled him by the head.
It seemed she was destined to have a dwarf son.
I feel so hopeless just thinking about it.
However, what made Ruan's mother gratified was that although Ruan Jue was not tall, she had always made great progress in her studies, and had always been firmly in the top three for her age, never falling down.His height also saves Ruan's mother from worrying about his puppy love, which is probably one of the reasons why his academic performance is so good.
There was no other way, mother Ruan could only comfort herself like this.
Ruan Jue's character is as unhurried as her height, and she always looks like an old god in everything. In today's words, it is a contrast of cuteness, causing the girls in the class to be cut off by him. He fell in love early.More than half of the girls regard themselves as his little sisters, and they can't think of dating at all!
Until the third year of high school, Ruan Jue was still growing taller slowly. When he went to the school to report in the freshman year, his roommate in the same dormitory teased him and asked him if he went to the wrong school.
Ruan Jue spread her hands, she was used to it.
Although everyone is a boy, all the roommates are intrigued by Ruan Jue's cuteness without exception. In addition, he is younger than everyone, so the roommates act as protectors. Every time Ruan Jue has a warm face.
In the first semester of her freshman year, Ruan Jue's height finally increased gradually, and her appearance changed every day. The roommates were dumbfounded: "Are you a bamboo shoot spirit? This is changing too fast."
Ruan Jue's steamed bun face was full of tears: "It's finally time to sprint."
As he grew taller, he gradually discovered a problem. Girls who thought he was cute began to write love letters to him. Of course, there were also boys who wrote love letters to him, saying that he was cute.
It was also at that time that he discovered his unique sexuality.
Back home during the winter vacation, when Ruan's mother saw him, she was stunned, and it took a while to realize: "You are really my daughter, oh no, son?"
Ruan Jue adjusted his glasses: "What do you think?"
Ruan's mother looked at her son who was half a head taller than herself, and tears filled her eyes: "Finally, you don't have to worry about finding a girlfriend!"
Ruan Jue: "...I really can't find a girlfriend." Ever since he recognized his sexual orientation, he had no plans to find a girlfriend.
Double entendre.
However, Ruan's mother didn't understand, and happily handed him the slippers: "Let me just say that the folk remedy I found for you last time works. Look, you've grown so high in just a few months!"
Ruan Jue couldn't bear to break her beautiful fantasy, and after thinking about it, she still felt that it would be better not to say: "When I left, I didn't bring that folk prescription you mentioned at all."
Mother Ruan: "..."
After going home to eat, eat, sleep and sleep for a month, it was a big change when I arrived at school, and my roommates were no longer surprised by it.
But ever since she knew her sexual orientation, Ruan Jue paid more attention to getting along with her roommates.Although everyone is carefree and cheerful, he is still not ready to come out.
Who knew he wasn't ready, but his roommate was.
One night, the other two roommates in the same dormitory went home, leaving only him and another roommate who usually had a good relationship.The roommate is two years older than him and is a senior in the same department. When he came to their dormitory because of the dormitory transfer, he has always taken good care of him.He drank a lot that night, and when he came back, he found that there was no one in the dormitory, only the bathroom was noisy.
People who had been drinking were all in a daze, because they wanted to go to the bathroom, so they pushed the door and went in.
Ruan Jue has short-sightedness and took off his glasses while taking a shower, so he could only see a blurry figure at the door. He was stunned for a moment, and was about to find something to cover his body when he suddenly remembered, isn't this trying to cover up? He could only pretend to be calm and ask, "Who's there?"
The roommate's unconscious mind became even more confused the moment he saw him, and he didn't go out after hearing the words, his eyes seemed to be nailed to him, and he couldn't move away.
At this moment, in his opinion, Ruan Jue's slender and straight legs, upturned buttocks, and beautiful collarbone are all inexplicably attractive.
Ruan Jue waited for a long time, and found that the person at the door was looking at him motionlessly, and felt inexplicably terrified. He hurriedly washed the foam off his body with the shower, and was about to put on his clothes when he was caught by a man smelling of alcohol. hugged.
Afterwards, the familiar breath of his roommate filled his mouth, and his whole body was going to be bad.
Then, he was single for four years in college.
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