Every time I take the subway, someone peeks at my phone, why is it swollen?

After eating the hot pot, Pei Yuyan touched her chubby belly, sighed at Zheng Lang, and said softly, "It's so uncomfortable to eat too much, it's all because Xiao Lang's skill is so good."

Zheng Lang quickly waved his hand: "No, it's just that the base material is bought well. Speaking of this, I'm so good when I was young. He can fry the material by himself without using any base material. The hot pot he makes is super delicious."

"Really?" Liang Xi was very interested when he heard the words, "Then when will you introduce us to each other, and then we can see and see."

Zheng Lang smiled: "Okay, wait for the next opportunity."

Pei Yuyan hiccupped several times, "No, I think we have to find a sport to dispatch, otherwise I will feel too uncomfortable."

Sheng Yu said, "Is it still the old rules?"

Liang Xi clapped his hands and laughed: "Is this the first day you know him? Does he talk about sports other than mahjong? Oh, by the way, Xiao Lang, can you play mahjong?"

Zheng Lang listened to them with great interest. He thought it was some other fun game, but he didn't expect it to be playing mahjong: "Um, yes, but I'm not very familiar with it."

Pei Yuyan was already very satisfied with this, and hugged Zheng Lang's thigh and poured out bitter water: "Oh, Xiao Lang, you can actually play mahjong! That's great! It's not one of three! Let me tell you, Mu Chen never He won’t participate in our activities, so that every time we make do with each other, let him learn and he won’t learn, but I think he will definitely know it long ago! It’s just that he doesn’t want to fight with us!”

Xie Muchen supported his forehead: "I really don't know how to do it."

Pei Yuyan waved his hand: "Okay, okay, forget it if you don't know how, Xiao Lang is here today, we won't force you here, you can go down and rest."

Xie Muchen: "..."

Zheng Lang glanced at him and felt that it was not good, they were playing mahjong lively, why did Xie Muchen go alone, it was so boring: "Otherwise you come with us, if you don't know how, I can teach you You, I am also a novice, we can study together."

Xie Muchen used to read books or documents by himself for countless events, and didn't feel anything at all. After all, he really didn't have any interest in this popular event.But for some reason, seeing Zheng Lang's eyes with a hint of expectation in his smile, he softened his heart, nodded and said, "Alright, teach me."

The other three looked at each other again, and they all wondered if they didn't read the almanac when they went out today, which is too strange.

The mahjong was quickly put on the table. Pei Yuyan moved the mahjong flexibly with both hands, rolled her eyes, and said, "Why don't we play a bloody battle to the end?"

Zheng Lang is a half-baked guy, and he opened his eyes wide after hearing this: "What does the bloody battle mean?"

Liang Xi kindly explained to him from the side: "It means that if one family wins, the game does not end, but the players who have not won will continue to play until all three players win or the remaining players have drawn their cards. The one who makes the most profit may not necessarily make the most money, and the one who shoots the gun can also turn around, and the game is over, and it will be settled together.”

Zheng Lang nodded half-understanding: "Oh, that's it."

Pei Yuyan said enthusiastically: "It's very simple, you will know it as soon as you get started. Remove the Wan card, I get annoyed when I see it, how about playing two rooms?"

The others naturally had no opinion.

Mahjong was quickly set up, Pei Yuyan and Zheng Lang sat in the north-south direction, Xie Muchen and Zheng Lang sat together, Liang Xi and Sheng Yu sat in the east-west direction.Liang Xi was about to roll the dice when he suddenly remembered that there was one important thing that had not been agreed upon: "By the way, what are the rules of the game?"

Sheng Yu thought for a while, and said: "This time, let's not play for money. Anyway, it's either I lose or you lose. It's better to pay directly."

Pei Yuyan smiled shyly at the side: "Oh, I'm lucky, but I can't help it. Otherwise, how about you both send me red envelopes, and I can consider showing mercy."

Liang Xi: "You're so unkind, Mu Chen and Xiao Lang are both newbies, so it's not fair to them."

Pei Yuyan sneered: "You still don't admit that you are a layman. Don't you know that novices have the best luck? The time I won the most in my life was the first time I learned how to play mahjong on the poker table! How about this, the winner can Choose to let the loser do one thing, it can be truth or dare, it can be singing and dancing, or it can be drinking to cheer up the fun, what do you think?"

Sheng Yu said, "I have no objection."

Liang Xi nodded and smiled, "I have no objection either."

None of them had any objections, and neither did Xie Muchen and Zheng Lang.

The progress of the game started slowly, mainly because Zheng Lang had to spend a little time explaining the rules to Xie Muchen.Xie Muchen remembered it after listening to his explanation once. He was already smart, but he had never put his heart into it before.

Probably the rule that novices are lucky is really traceable. Zheng Lang's luck was so good in the first few rounds, he played all cards every time, and even all of them.Pei Yuyan sat opposite him and wailed repeatedly: "Oh, oh, I, who would never lose once in tens of thousands of years, fell into your hands today! Tell me, what do you want me to do?" The look of generosity.

He looks good, even with such a funny expression, he has a different style than ordinary people, Zheng Lang doesn't know him at all, how can he think of what to ask him to do.He smiled, turned his head away, and looked at Xie Muchen as if asking for help.

Xie Muchen didn't expect that mahjong, which was always thought to be nothing interesting, would be so interesting. He was in a good mood, squinted his eyes, and said, "Otherwise, let's have a pole dance."

Pei Yuyan: "..."

Liang Xi burst out laughing: "Mu Chen, you really can't stop talking, this idea is really great! Ah, it's been a long time since I saw Yu Yan dancing, Pei Tou Pai, please."

Pei Toupai has never been a person who can't afford to play. Hearing this, he stood up, shook his head lazily and twisted his waist, "Hey, should I thank you for not asking me to do a striptease?"

Sheng Yu suddenly realized: "Ah, I forgot if you didn't tell me, I will definitely play hard in the next game, and try to let you do a striptease!"

Pei Yuyan: "..."

Pei Yuyan had a doge face on Weibo: "Didn't you agree to be each other's angel?"

Sheng Yu had a meowing face that matched her family: "How can I protect you when my wings are broken?"

Pei Yuyan succinctly made a concluding statement for their relationship: "Get lost!"

Zheng Lang had seen pole dancing before, but they were all hot and beauties.To be honest, I didn't feel much when watching it, until I saw Pei Yuyan dancing today.He never knew that a man could dance such a charming dance so seductively and romantically.Even if he is a man, he can't help but be moved by him, every look and every movement is charming to the bone, he didn't speak, just his eyes and movements can make people's blood boil.But it's not the kind of feeling that makes people feel uncomfortable. It's charming, but it's not vulgar.Zheng Lang thought about it, and felt that it must be because Pei Yuyan was so good-looking.Good-looking people are always beautiful, no matter what they do.

He finally knew why Liang Xi and the others called him the top card. With such a dancing posture, the top card is well-deserved.

After a few minutes, Pei Yuyan was sweating all over. When she came down, she took off her jacket: "I'm so hot, I haven't moved like this for a long time, and my bones feel stiff."

Liang Xi smiled: "So we have to play a lot of cards to give you a chance to exercise your muscles."

Pei Yuyan took a sip of water, looked at Zheng Lang's slightly flushed cheeks, and asked curiously, "Xiao Lang, are you hot? Why are you so red?"

Zheng Lang didn't expect him to notice his face, and felt a little embarrassed for some reason: "Ah... that, no, a little bit."

Sheng Yu couldn't help whistling, and teased, "I'm sorry, kid, the charm of the top card is still the same as before."

Zheng Lang: "..."

It's not okay, why should he be embarrassed.Obviously, the air conditioner in the room is too high, and I just ate hot pot and drank wine, so it's no wonder that my face is not red!

"Really?" Pei Yuyan couldn't help laughing when she heard the words, and cast a wink at Zheng Lang, "I'm so happy, Xiao Lang~ ummm~"

Zheng Lang: "..."

Xie Muchen counted the cards on the side, and said calmly: "Continue."

The game restarted, and Zheng Lang was in a delicate position of neither losing nor winning in these few games. He didn't lose too much, and he didn't need to do anything if he was not at the bottom.Both Liang Xi and Sheng Yu unfortunately lost the big head, and Pei Yuyan smiled triumphantly beside him: "It's time for me to come hahaha."

In the end, Liang Xi was punished by drinking a glass of something mixed with soy sauce, vinegar, cooking wine, sesame oil, mustard and wine, and Sheng Yu was not much better. She chose to take a big risk and ran downstairs to stop her. A little boy made a confession!Seeing the shocked expression on the little boy's face, Pei Yuyan almost rolled on the ground without laughing: "Hahaha, sorry for Sheng Yu, I think that boy fell in love with you at first sight!"

Sheng Yu: "..."

As the saying goes, feng shui takes turns, no matter how lucky a novice is, there will be a day when he loses. Zheng Lang lost a big one when two-thirds of the game was played.

Pei Yuyan supported her chin with her hand, looked at Liang Xi, and said distressedly: "What should I do? What should Xiao Lang do?"

Liang Xi said: "You shouldn't say that, it should be what Xiao Lang and Mu Chen did."

Sheng Yu was very indignant about his punishment just now: "Anyway, it can't be lighter than the punishment I just received!"

Zheng Lang: "..."

Now he finally understands why Xie Muchen doesn't want to play games with them, this group of people are simply older children, they play everything with great energy, and they are too crazy.

It is impossible to imagine Xie Muchen going to the side of the road to catch someone to confess his love.

Thinking of this possibility, Zheng Lang couldn't help laughing.

Xie Muchen asked softly from the side: "What are you laughing at?"

Zheng Lang hurriedly covered his mouth: "It's nothing, it's nothing." It's too immoral to tell him what he was thinking.

What Zheng Lang didn't know was that if this was considered immoral, then he was indeed younger.

Liang Xi thought for a long time, and considering Sheng Yu's strong request just now, he sighed, "Since Sheng Yu has made such a request, we can't go too far, right? How about it, you two, choose one of the two in this room at will. Man, give me a kiss."

The author has something to say:

Do you want to kiss?This is a question that makes me think about it.

ps: Gu Liang asked me if the text in the article was written by me, here is the answer, it is definitely not hahahaha.

Some prototypes can be found, and some are purely fabricated.

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