doing things with life

"嘿嘤嘤~~~Pa-ta...Pa-ta..."

"嘿嘤嘤~~~Pa-ta...Pa-ta..."

Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!

Damn, I have never seen crying and tears with their own sound effects.

The bed is placed in the corner, and there is only one bed.

Jiang Lin was lying on the bed with his legs crossed against the wall, swaying unsteadily, with his hands folded behind his head, with dead fish eyes hanging, looking condescendingly at someone under the bed who was dying of crying.

The whistling sound pierced his ears like a magic sound, making his temples hurt suddenly.

"Hey", put down the high feet, moved the buttocks to the edge of the bed, and pushed someone who was crying dizzily with his toes, "How long are you going to cry, my head hurts."

The crying stopped suddenly, and Liu Botao raised his pale face with pear blossoms and rain, pointed at Jiang Lin's shaking hands, obviously out of breath: "Emotions are not about your head being open, sitting and talking without back pain. right!"

Jiang Lin raised his eyebrows, it's okay to cry so badly without hiccups, but he didn't expect to speak so slickly, it can be seen that "crying" is also an art, if it were him, his nose would definitely fall to the ground.Jiang Lin shook his head, he still has something to learn, maybe he will use it for some task, shrugged and spread his hands.

He grinned his mouth, tilted his head, and smiled extremely flatly: "No, a big man bleeds but doesn't shed tears." He stretched out his feet and kicked the white cloth wrapped around Liu Botao's head, which gave out some scarlet. There was a sound of tsk tsk, and the mocking mode was turned on: "It's not like you, you cry like a child at the slightest scratch, and you almost got into a woman's belly pocket."

Liu Botao groaned in pain, and regretted once again why he had offended this little ancestor!

Grabbing the evil foot, Liu Botao bared his teeth and threatened: "If you don't care about your foot, I don't think you need it anymore."

"Hiss~", Jiang Lin gasped, what the hell, did ancient scholars have such strong hands, it hurts so much!

Seeing the bruises gradually appearing on the instep, Jiang Lin also screamed in pain, wishing to pull out the soul of the original owner and whip him, the thin and weak scholar who promised to be dragged into the pit for you, right?

To mutilate himself like this for the sake of the mission, it's great to think about it, he was moved to tears by himself.

Jiang Lin bit her handkerchief and cried, "Xiao Liu'er, I'm in so much pain."

666: "Don't be afraid, this body is not yours."

Jiang Lin's tears flowed like a river: "But this time I really can't lie to myself."

666: "You have to think about the scene where your wife is waiting for your hero to return in the real world."

"Makes sense."

In the blink of an eye, Jiang Lin held back his tears, his face straightened, and he put on a noble and glamorous style, staring down at the clown who was sitting slumped on the ground.

Before he could shake the word "let go" again, there was a thunder on the ground——

"what are you doing!"

Once the thing in his hand was put down, he stepped forward tall and strong, grabbed Liu Botao's collar and picked it up like a chicken chasing him, his face was ferocious like a devouring beast, and his tone was gloomy, as if the person in his hand couldn't answer him If you are satisfied, you will gnaw on its flesh and blood demon: "You, are, doing, what, what!"

Liu Botao was dazed, his eyes flashed like the surface of a lake projected by light, he let go of his hand quickly, and said innocently like a sheep, "I didn't do anything."

"I, we were just joking around, young master, do you think so?" Liu Botao cried and asked the boy for help.

Liu Botao knew how terrible it was for Da Bang to get angry, but he seldom got angry. He remembered that the last time he got angry, a charlatan said that his father was possessed by evil spirits, and that he had to do something to get back to his senses. In the end, he spent all his money. There was no sign of improvement, so he realized that he had been cheated, and he was furious on the spot and beat him up.

That scene gave life a three-day nightmare.

"Hmm," Jiang Lin responded lightly, and then glanced at the soft cute icon. The other half of the pink fluorescent light just dimmed a little, and it didn't fade.

He was not in a hurry, a task came to assist him, and he should be able to have fun for a while, Jiang Lin poked his finger with tears in his eyes, and the bruise expanded a bit.

He said silently in his heart: I have become a Buddha, my golden body is not bad, the monsters in the world can't stand me, and the pain is fleeting.

Adjusting his sleeves and moving his golden buttocks, Jiang Lin picked up his chopsticks, and with the speed of an elegant beggar, he did his best to serve the little stomach who was about to turn upside down at every turn.

There is a stool next to the bed, and the tall and strong man just put the plates for the food there.

Yes, that's right.

Gao Dazhuang's fucking brain is sick, he doesn't go out to eat in a good dining room, but he wants to imitate others' affection and love in the room.

Jiang Lin sneered, even if Gao Dazhuang was the only one left in the world, this meaty scene would never happen to him.

Putting down the bowls and chopsticks, Jiang Lin's mouth twitched when he saw that the two were still staring at each other. He didn't know what was going on, but he thought it was a young couple looking at each other affectionately.

Liu Botao's attitude towards Jiang Lin and Shang Gao Dazhuang were two extremes. He played the fire-breathing dragon into a cowardly rabbit very well, and Jiang Lin could not help but silently praise him: I am convinced of You.

Looking at Liu Botao's horrible back of the head, Jiang Lin felt guilty, took the cloth towel carefully prepared by the man and put it next to a basin to wipe his mouth, and then coughed twice suggestively.

"I'm done eating."

So, you two are full just looking at each other's faces, right?It's great, no need to waste food.

The two people turned their heads at the same time, Jiang Lin didn't look sideways, got up and walked out.

Tall and strong, he hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?"

Jiang Lin stopped, turned his head slightly, frowned, and hummed with his thin lips: "Huh?"

Seeing the young man's brows slightly raised, Gao Dazhuang panicked, but then he remembered the things he was preparing recently, and he regained a bit of confidence, so he calmed down and said, "Everyone in the village has rough hands and feet, I'm afraid Someone bumped into you, or... I'll be with you?"

Jiang Lin's head was full of black lines, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Gao Dazhuang, you are so black in your village, does your village chief know?Brainstorming: The village chief of Anhe was furious, waving an inverted fan-shaped broom in his hand, while yelling at Gao Dazhuang, and then Gao Dazhuang was yelled more and more Q by the village chief, and finally turned into a black ball... Jiang Lin His eyelids twitched violently, and he quickly removed the image in his mind. He clasped the tip of his index finger with the thumb of his right hand under the cuff of his long cuff, and a pinprick-like pain from his fingertip woke him up from his drowsy thoughts. , at this moment, it seems that someone in the chest is beating quickly with a big drum hammer, and there are bursts of muffled sounds.

Brainstorming is really scary.

Kaka's system sound suddenly appeared in his mind: "Did you suddenly feel that tall, strong and simple, especially cute?"

After listening to the system's mechanical sound for a long time, he didn't have any habit of saying it. He just hesitated for a moment, and his tone shifted: "...it seems to be more pleasing to the eye, and also... cuter?"

666's soft tone added a touch to the dull system sound | coaxing: "Then do you want to be with Gao Dazhuang all the time?"

Jiang Lin's voice was soft and warm, like the mist of a hot spring: "Xiao Liu'er, didn't I say that you should be treated in time if you are sick? Look, you have fallen ill again."

The fog was a bit thick, and 666 Mengmeng asked, "Which hospital do you want to go to?"

Jiang Lin said: "If you want to ask which brain department is the most powerful, it must be the mentally handicapped hospital!"

666: "...", it must be the wrong way to log in.

Reluctant to give up, he asked the system sound again: "Don't you want to be with the cute little Zhuang Zhuang forever and ever!"

He lowered his eyes to hide the emotions that were about to overflow inside, and he said suddenly: "Are you trying to break the contract?" He kept urging him to stay, what was An's mind?When he did the task with all his heart these few days, was he masturbating himself?Do you want him to work for nothing, or do you want to renege on his debt?

Hmph, I'm not afraid to tell you, I'm so crazy that even my dad can't beat me, just try it if you don't believe me!

666: "What? What are you talking about? Tsk, oops, the system seems to be infected with a virus, forget it, get some sleep first, and then urge the higher-ups to upgrade and get an anti-virus software or something."

Jiang Lin: "...", if you have the ability to hold back the offline, wait for me to go crazy before running away!

He raised his eyelids, and his pupils returned to their usual coldness.

Even in a simple and rough house, wearing coarse cloth and simple shirts, his indifferent demeanor cannot be compromised. There is no trace of contempt and anger in his eyes, and his words and deeds are well-educated. The ruthlessness of Liu Botao was not seen.

He only heard him say lightly: "Are you done with your work?"

Just a single sentence of anti-questioning stopped the other party from approaching.

Tall and thick, with tight lips and stubborn eyes.

Seeing him like this, Jiang Lin's head started to hurt, and he was a little annoyed by the disturbance. He turned around and strode out, his voice was icy as if he wanted to freeze the air, and he said, "Okay, just go talk to your father." Really Yes, I have never seen such a clingy man, like a child who has not grown up, hasn't weaned yet?I am not your nanny, if you want milk, you should go to your father, Jiang Lin has no limit to complain.

Tall and strong with long legs to keep up, his rough fingers touched Jiang Lin's clothes.

The lower jaw was raised slightly, and he shook the opponent's high-definition... Bah, with a high-definition face, he looked at Gao Dazhuang with dead eyes.

"Wait, just for a second?", he begged.

A big man chirping crookedly, is it plausible?

Jiang Lin pursed his lips tightly and nodded lightly.

Gao Dazhuang hurriedly took out the small medicine bottle, then let Jiang Lin sit on the stool, and took off his shoes, his eyes were full of distress, and he rubbed gently and slowly carefully.

Jiang Lin's face softened, it turned out that he was going to give him medicine, so I said it earlier.

Don't I have internal strength? What kind of medicine do I take?

Forget it, since you like Grandpa's feet, let me give you a look.

After taking the good medicine, Gao Dazhuang's eyes showed reluctance.Jiang Lin quickly stuffed his feet into his shoes, and agreed to take it down a little bit, but not a little bit more.

Liu Botao, who was next to him as the background board, touched|touched the neck that had been strangled with red marks, and stood up next to the bed|side, looking at the tall and strong silhouette, his eyes were blurred for a while.

Gao Dazhuang started to clean up Jiang Lin's leftovers, during which time he raised his head and gave Liu Botao a sentence: "I think my father and mother are waiting at home impatiently, so I won't keep brother Liu."

Liu Botao, who was forcibly given a handful of dog food, twitched the corner of his mouth: "Okay, then thank Brother Da Zhuang for taking him in overnight."

Although, upon waking up, he saw that annoying person on the bed, but gave him a mat to lie on the ground for the night, Liu Botao just wanted to be annoyed, but after thinking about it, this could be regarded as entering the room, so After comforting him and calming down, he touched|touched the white cloth strip wrapped around his forehead, and walked away with a smile.

Jiang Lin on this side was sitting opposite Gao Dashu, he was thinking about how to steal his teacher.This person is definitely older than the old actors on the set, so he must not be fooled.

Having figured this out, Jiang Lin picked it up and played the first act. He took the lead cautiously: "...uh", wait, what did ancient people usually call other people's father?

old man?old man?Old or not?Old thief?

Well, one more thing, the relationship with the other party's son is still a little bit deep.

Forget it, make a compromise.

"Grandpa, are you full?"

"Ho ho ho," Gao Dashu raised his greasy face and smiled silly at Jiang Lin.

Jiang Lin was immediately in awe. As expected of an old drama player, he was so dedicated even to eating.I picked up a small notebook in my heart and jotted it down: Acting is nothing to worry about √

He asked again, "Would you like some water?"

"Ho ho ho ho."

Jiang Lin: "...", I haven't learned crazy language, let's discuss, can we communicate in human language?

He got up and went to the back kitchen to pour a bowl of water, folded it back and put it in front of Gao Dashu.

Before the bottom of the bowl touched the table, Gao Dashu snatched it, and Mercury splashed some to his hand.

Seeing the old man's eagerness, Jiang Lin's heart was complicated: Gao Dazhuang, how long have you been thirsty for your father before he can make his eyes shine on a bowl of water, showing a look of covetousness.

Tsk, it really wasn't my own.

When Gao Dashu threw away his chopsticks and stopped eating, Jiang Lin rolled up his sleeves and started to clean up.

Bai Run's wrist was held by a big hand, thick | turbid man's breath hit him, and the warm air sprayed in his ears: "Husband, let Da Zhuang do these jobs."

Turning his head, Jiang Lin didn't expect the other party to be so close, so close that he could clearly see the dazed look of the young man in his eyes.

Jiang Lin roared in his heart, what the hell, this big guy is teasing him, right? Absolutely!

Feeling that the rhythm of the steps was going to be chaotic, he quickly came back to his senses, and hummed in a nasal voice: "Yeah."

Jiang Lin, who let go of his hands, watched quietly, with an ethereal and otherworldly look.

When only he and the old man were left in the room, he turned his head and stared at the old man for more than a quarter of an hour.

During this period, as long as Jiang Lin stared at it, Gao Dashu laughed "hoho" for a long time.

Jiang Lin suddenly said: "Is your son not your own?" Although he added interrogative particles, his tone was affirmative, and Jiang Lin continued, "During the few days when I was in bed, Da Zhuang Kemin was extremely careful. , that warmth is simply better than mine...cough, mother|kiss is even closer."

The tall tree was hunched and stiffened almost invisible, still laughing "ho ho".

Jiang Lin frowned, didn't he fail?impossible.

Ah.

He didn't say anything more, got up and walked out of the house.

When he came to the kitchen again, he saw Gao Dazhuang's expression as solemn as he treated the emperor on tour. Jiang Lin thought that the other party had some major life event that could not be solved, so leaving aside the task, he, as a tenant who can board and lod for free, He felt that it was necessary to care about the landlord's situation. He was about to speak, but the scene he saw made the question that was already on his lips snatched back by Wei Xiaojing.

The corner of Jiang Lin's mouth twitched|twitched, and Jiang Xiaoruan, who hadn't appeared for a long time, popped up and poked his forehead: I told you to make up your mind if you have something to do, you're overdoing it now, they just want to wash the dishes properly It's none of your business to come out.

Jiang Linwuwu: But those bowls and chopsticks seem to be the ones I used at noon.

Jiang Xiaoruan: ...

Bowl: These days, it is not easy to make a bowl. Not only do you have to serve it on the dining table, but you also have to break it when the master gets angry, and you can lie down in the shower |gun|, sir, can you give me a way out?

Blessed with internal strength, his footsteps were like feathers floating in the water, Gao Dazhuang didn't notice Jiang Lin's arrival.

It wasn't until Jiang Lin scooped a ladle of water in the water tank next to him and made the sound of splashing water that he stood up suddenly as if he woke up, and quickly blocked the cleaning basin on the ground with his tall body, like a person who has done something bad and is afraid that his parents will find out. Child.

Jiang Lin: "...", it's just a spoonful of water, is it necessary?

"Husband", Gao Dazhuang began to stammer again, "I'll get you whatever you want."

Oh, I said I want your innocence, can you give it to me now?

He took a ladle of water and poured it into the washbasin, put on a clean cloth towel, and then he said, "Wash your face."

"you busy."

After shaking Gao Dazhuang's cold face, he turned around and left.

When he returned to the main hall, Sisi's vague whimpering sound reached his ears. If he had no internal energy, he would probably ignore the abnormal sound like ordinary people.

Jiang Lin raised his eyebrows.

Put the washbasin on the table in the main hall, soak|damp a cloth, and wring it dry.

The tall tree was facing the door of his house, and its figure appeared desolate in the not-so-bright light

The squarely folded cloth towel was handed to him, like the cool sound of spring water pouring down on top of his head: "Wipe it."

Gao Dashu took it, wiped his face with oil, and just wanted to say thank you, his whole body became alert, and the cloth towel in his hand fell to the ground.

Jiang Lin leisurely sat down on the stool beside him.

Don't look at his calm face now, in fact, the turmoil in his heart is indistinct. This is the first time he has demolished the stage that others have worked so hard to build over the years, and he is also panicked.

Controlling the nerves in his face, Fang wanted to pour himself a cup of hot tea to calm his shock... Forgot, the water I just gave the old man was the embarrassing Qzr I asked for in the kitchen...

"Is there anything I can't just sit down and talk about?" If he insisted on torturing himself and tossing others, Jiang Lin forgot to complain. Really, he wasted several waves of respect in vain, and his student positions were all set.

666 said, "Didn't you just toss around like this a few days ago?"

It's okay not to mention this, but whenever Jiang Lin is mentioned, he gets angry.

He roared in his heart: "Is that the same as mine, ah!"

"Who the hell is born to shake M? It's not because of that stupid mission."

666 said, "If you say dirty words, you will be electrocuted."

Jiang Lin said: "Come on, let me cast a good tire."

666 said: "Your beautiful wife is still waiting in the real world for you to step on the colorful auspicious clouds and give her a heroic dream."

Jiang Lin said with a righteous face: "The one who swears just now, pull it down, and kill me!"

666 said: "... Isn't it you?"

Jiang Lin squinted: "I am such a fairy, how could I say such outrageous swear words, either I was impersonated, or you heard it wrong, I remember that you are still the initial version of Ivy 1.0.5 coming."

666: "...", how should I proceed.

The atmosphere is stagnant.

Just when Jiang Lin thought that the old man would choose to continue pretending to be crazy, the other party gave him a trick and caught him off guard.

It also gave him the illusion that 'the world is crazy but he is not crazy'.

Why are the one and two he met so normal =_=