doing things with life

"Ho ho ho!"

His hair was spread out, his face was half frosted white, and his orange-peel wrinkled face came before his eyes.

Jiang Lin was so frightened that his breath got stuck in his throat, and his body froze in place.

"Ho, ho ho!", I finally saw someone who could come and play with me, but stood there like a log and didn't talk to him. The big strong father was anxious, grabbed the fried beans on the plate on the table, and went to him. Jiang Lin stuffed it in his mouth.Da Zhuang thought to himself: I will give you Doudou, but you have to give me a match.

After being covered with greasy fried beans, Jiang Lin's breath burst out of his throat, making his nose sore and pricking his tears streaming down his face.

I rubbed my face, and the palms of my hands were covered with oil stains. Needless to say, my face.Jiang Lin took a few deep breaths, calmed down the turbulent anger, and said silently: The other party is an old man who is delirious, he can't fight, he can't fight!

666 was curious: "If Dad Zhuang was sober, and he treated you like this, would you do it?"

Jiang Lin rolled his eyes and said, "Do I look like someone who would do such a wicked thing?" Besides, people with normal brains would not slap someone on the face like this.

666 & Jiang Xiaoruan: "Like, like a thief."

Jiang Lin snorted: "I can't continue the chat, get out of here."

Stepped out of Dad Zhuang's house, came to the kitchen, saw that the water tank was empty, touched the well again, and staggered to pull half a bucket of water up.The water surface in the bucket swayed, revealing the appearance of a handsome young man, even if his face was covered with grease, he couldn't hide his handsome face.

The pupils are lacquered and full of spirit, the bridge of the nose is carved by a skillful knife, the red lips are like a kiss, and the complexion is as snowy as a fairy.

Pat, clack, clack...

The pearl fell into the water, making a crisp sound, and the ripples spread out, blurring the boy's appearance.

This is not bad looking, a big man born with such an appearance is almost against the sky, okay?

Jiang Lin choked with sobs, like a sad Jiangnan tune behind his back, he wept and said: "Why do I often have tears in my eyes."

"Because", he paused for a moment, heartbroken, "Xiao Liu'er loves me deeply!"

666 felt a little guilty, and the system said weakly, "Yes, I love you deeply."

The barrel in his hand clanged and returned to the bottom of the well.

Jiang Lin lowered his head and stared blankly at the wooden barrel trapped at the bottom of the well. He straddled one foot and hung in the well. ~too~heavy~heavy~~~none~when~none~engraved~not~in~urging~prompting~I~~~return~return~shang~di~that~~~kindness~xiang~of~conceived ~hug~~~"

666 immediately denied: "No, I'm definitely the one in the world who most wishes you a long life."

"By the way, are you planning to commit suicide by jumping into a well?"

Jiang Lin gave the other party a look of caring for the mentally retarded: "No, I'm going to talk to the Water Dragon King and ask if I can raise the water in the well. It's too deep, and I'm panicking."

666:"……"

As soon as he put the other leg in the well, holding his breath, Jiang Lin closed his eyes, as if all the strength in his body had been sucked dry, he fell down...go...go!

Uncomfortable, he took a breath, Leng Yi accidentally inhaled unpleasant foul air, choked a few times, his back collar was lifted, and then he fell into a firm embrace.

There was the sound of a fast beating heart in my ears.

"Why are you so stupid!", Gao Dazhuang's voice was difficult, and what was suppressed was panic and anger, but more of it was full of helplessness, and the sadness under the cover.If, if he was a step late, the person in his arms would become cold, and he would not know what he would do at that time. Thinking of this, his sense of panic grew stronger.

The arms around him became more and more |forceful.The smell of Chinese stains on Gao Dazhuang's body went straight to Jiang Lin's nose, making his eyes black.

I said big brother, if you have something to say, talk about it, what are you doing, you are suffocating, suffocating, can you take a breath first.

There was a sudden wetness around the neck.

It's raining?

Big brother, it’s raining, I won’t accompany you to have romance in the rain, let’s discuss it, I’ll count to three, and take your big paw away, or after three times, I’ll handsome you with my best scud in the world With a face, you will be embarrassed by then, won't you.

three!

"Husband", Gao Dazhuang's voice was muffled, with a sour nasal tone, "Can you not leave Dazhuang alone."

The handsome scud was about to launch just now, when he heard Gao Dazhuang uttered such a sentence, Jiang Lin was immediately angry and growled: When your father is dead?Tall and strong, you are an unfilial son!

Forget it.

Although it's not very decent to suffocate to death, I can't live anyway, so you can do whatever you want.

Jiang Lin gave up struggling.

then.

With his feet off the ground and his eyes looking up, he really wanted to yell at Gao Dazhuang, why would he like hugging him as a princess, I'm not your little princess.

With a sigh of relief, Jiang Lin said coldly: "Put me down."

Gao Dazhuang lowered his head slightly, staring fixedly at Jiang Lin, his eye rims were red, and his complexion was frighteningly dark, as if he was about to eat him.

Jiang Lin turned his head to one side, and thought to himself: "I'm still crying at such a big man, that's all right, all right, I'll give you a hug."

As soon as his knees were bent, Gao Dazhuang fell to the ground.

When he was down to earth, Jiang Lin was stunned for a moment, and he agreed to carry me to the end of time?You big liar!

Feeling cold, he quickly wiped away that weird thought.

Jiang Lin, who returned to his true self, sighed in his heart: My son is so good, but it's a pity that Dad, I can't be bad, and I set up a dog's head to show my comfort.

Taking a glance at the other party, he raised his leg and went back to the house.

A sentence floated in the air: "Simenke."

The corner of the soft cute icon is darkened.

Gao Dazhuang muttered, and finally swallowed the words that slipped to the tip of his tongue back into his stomach, and only carefully chewed the three words that floated to his ears, letting them blend into his flesh and blood, and even into the depths of his soul.

"Big and strong!", a shout came from outside the gate, and the voice was anxious, "Open the door!"

Tall and Zhuang responded, opened the door, and saw Liu Botao in a blue scholarly shirt with a worried expression on his face.

Liu Botao was walking back and forth in front of the gate of Gao Dazhuang's house with a worried expression on his face. As soon as Pu heard the creaking sound of the door opening, he immediately rushed forward and grabbed Gao Dazhuang's hand, and asked anxiously: "Da Zhuang, I saw your expression just now. You ran back in a hurry, did something happen?"

Gao Dazhuang lowered his head, thinking absently, not as good-looking as his little husband, then he frowned thickly, the hand on his arm made him look ugly, and a trace of dissatisfaction flashed across his expression.

Finding that the man was wandering in front of him for the first time, Liu Botao frowned and repeated it.

Pushing away the things that didn't belong to him, he closed the door with his backhand, and thanked him politely, "Brother Lao Liu, don't worry, I'm fine now. I'm going back to the ferry now. I can't entertain Brother Liu for the time being. Please forgive me." indivual."

Gao Dazhuang, who turned to leave after speaking, did not see Liu Botao's gloomy expression.

Jiang Lin didn't know about this little episode in front of the gate, and he didn't need to know. He was thinking about how he felt when he played with Gao Dazhuang just now.Especially that look, you have to be very particular about it, if it's too cold, it's too much, if it's too cold, it can't achieve the deterrent effect.

Thinking about it, his thoughts turned to the original owner. Thinking of the original owner's oolong incident, he couldn't hold back the urge to grab the ground with his head - just knock him to death.

When sorting out the memory of the original owner, he should have thought of it. Simonke's eyes were covered with feces. Will his head be far from the pit?It is normal to not recognize people clearly.

Lying | Bed | In the past few days, he has done a lot of psychological construction for himself. If you are gay, you should be gay. Judging from Gao Dazhuang's attitude of neither anger nor hatred the next day, he should be wishing that he would come in and eat his family's food.

Well, don't feel bad about being penniless.

666: "Didn't you say a few days ago that you would rather die than eat gay food?"

Jiang Lin burst into tears: "Wei Xiaojing never let me go." What can I do, I am also very desperate.

"Okay, let's not talk about this, but your declaration, which is straighter than the flagpole in Tian｜An｜Men Square, was also eaten by dogs?"

Jiang Lin sniffed and nodded: "Yes, yes, I am that mighty and majestic big dog." So don't come and tear me down, okay, and yell at me again, be careful that I will take the burden and quit.

666: "..." Okay, you are my uncle, come here6.

Arriving in the main hall in a neutral position, Da Zhuang’s father’s room was on the right side. The door was open, and people were dancing “ho ho” all the time. When they saw Jiang Lin’s figure, they wanted to run out, but they just didn’t dare to go past his room. that threshold.

Just to say, why didn't I see him chasing his tail out just now.

Jiang Lin looked at Da Zhuang's father with a paralyzed face, and said "ho ho" in his heart, which was regarded as greeting.

As soon as he stepped into his room, the door curtain was still slightly swaying, Jiang Lin couldn't help but choked up again, who could tell him how the original owner practiced the skill of turning a big man into a thin scholar.

Wiping the tears from the corners of my eyes...

Frown, why is it so dirty?

Oh, I forgot, just now the crazy old man gave a paw of fried beans.After regaining consciousness for a while, the outer hall was originally noisy, but it became quiet for a while.

Jiang Lin walked out of the room slowly again, and saw the crazy old man fell asleep by the corner of the table, Jiang Lin's eyes drooped, with a fish eye hanging, he walked over leisurely, stunned by Da Zhuang's father, his mind was empty After a while, he picked him up and put him on the |bed|, arranged his sleeping position, and pulled off the thin quilt to cover Da Zhuang Dad.

Not a second after Jiang Lin straightened up, Da Zhuang Da Zhuang kicked his foot, and most of the quilt fell under the bed|Unknown what the other party had dreamed of, he turned over with a smack of lips and a smile, and continued to suck the quilt thumb.Jiang Lin stared at the crazy old man quietly for three seconds, then slowly pulled the thin quilt back up, twisted the corners of the quilt for him, and left paw prints of "here for a visit" on it again.

"Hey hey... Our family Da Zhuang has a daughter-in-law... It's a male daughter-in-law...Did you see Da Zhuang's mother... Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Looks good...hehehe...you can hold grandchildren next year...hehehe..."

The voice was as soft as a mosquito, but he couldn't bear it. He had a whole body of internal strength. With a slight movement of his ears, the rustling voice was the same as the volume of a normal person's speech.

The pace under his feet faltered, his head turned slightly to one side, and his unfathomable eyes turned around several times on the old man: so he is not dumb, right?

Alright, I believe in this acting, I'll give you 99 points, full marks, I'm afraid you're too proud.

After leaving the door, he knocked on the door.

After standing in front of Da Zhuang's father's house for a while, Jiang Lin left.With a paralyzed face, he had a thought in his mind: Why didn't Da Zhuang continue to play dumb, and why didn't Da Zhuang act too much?After all, this place is not modern, so open-minded, is it really a man?

A mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind: "Have you read the memory of the original owner?"

He sneered and said, "Oh, I used to even watch his GV movie, do you think I watched it well?"

The mechanical voice continued: "The setting in this world is that both men and women can have children, but the probability of men winning the bid is much lower than that of women."

"!!!"

Jiang Lin was stunned, staggered, and paddled in the air with his hands.

"It's not that there are no male wives that Ming Media is marrying, it's just that they rarely appear."

The water quality is not good, and with a slap, I sat on the ground with my buttocks, and my tailbone went numb.

The focus of Jiang Lin's eyes fell on the small dark round mouth: "...", everyone stopped me, I'm going to talk to Jinglong King, tell him to fill up the well water, and calm down.

Pulling his hands, lifting them, pouring them down, a bucket of cool well water rushed down from the top of his head, making him cool to the end, just like this...

The feeling of not dying.

After recovering from a serious illness, I sweated all over, and refreshed myself with a bucket of cold well water, huh.