doing things with life

Chapter 1 The Scholar's Flower Picker 1

Today is Saturday.

23: 59.

Jiang Lin just came out of the toilet, rubbing his hands under the faucet of the sink to shake off the excess water. The place where the dormitory hangs towels is on the outer wall of the second toilet, and there is a whole body glued to the left of the door.If you want to wipe your hands with a towel, you must pass in front of your whole body.

When I was young, my family was poor and couldn’t afford a TV. After eating, I would always run out to see which neighbors were visiting. I didn’t care what type it was. I just saw someone living and talking in a lump of iron. A strange picture.

I remember that day was also Saturday.

The friends were playing mahjong in a circle. Jiang Lin didn't know how to do it. After sitting for a while, he felt bored, so he wandered to a small mahjong hall with a business license.

The TV in the owner’s house is enlarged and leans against the wall on the left side of the door, surrounded by a snack shop.

When I got there, there were several adults watching a weekend movie, and several children of the same age, younger, and older were also interspersed.The good seat in front was already full, so Jiang Lin found a seat farther away.

It was a movie that lasted more than an hour. As for the name, I don't remember it, but the content in it made him very deep, and I think this generation will remember it.

It was a movie about an oval vanity mirror.

A slightly unscientific mirror murder suspense drama.

Coincidentally, his house also has a similar mirror...

Only then did he know that the emotion of being afraid was not at all different from his father's 'fear'.

In addition, I was stupid at the time, and I just left after the end.

Well, to use a description: I have become a little idiot with fright.

He estimated that the shadow left was a little bigger, and when he looked in the mirror at that time, he had the urge to run away, full of tears!

Therefore, when his roommates were excited to watch the "Walking Dead" series together at midnight, he would silently put on earplugs and adjust the music to a level that could drown out the noise from the outside world.

The fear of mirrors only receded as I grew older.Now in the middle of the night, I can still hang around in front of the full-length mirror in the dormitory with a calm face.

The moon is particularly round tonight, and only a few dormitories in the opposite building are still lit with sharp incandescent lamps.

He yawned sleepily, and two tears came out of the corners of his eyes.Turning in my mind: Let's wash and sleep again.

The mouth was wide open, and before the breath came out, it got stuck in the throat, and it was uncomfortable to hold back, this is not the point, the point is that he, he, he, he was dazzled just now... right?

It's funny how the arms can't be raised, and the neck is like an old machine that has forgotten to be oiled, twisting to the right.The line of sight touched the extra figure in the mirror, the pupils shrank suddenly, the body became stiff, and the drowsiness flew to outer space in an instant, and he couldn't wake up again, and kept roaring inside: word mother! ! ! ! !What the hell is that! ! ! ! !

The alarm bells were ringing in his mind, but the soles of his feet seemed to be stuck with super glue, and he couldn't take a step no matter how he gave the order.A gust of cold air rushed from his feet to the top of his head, his teeth were chattering, he felt that he would be able to freeze into a popsicle in no time!

Raise, raise, raise your hand! It's done! ! ! !

Seeing another person in the mirror reaching out to grab him, Jiang Lin's soul flew out.

It really flew out.

Time stood still, and all the noises in the night disappeared strangely

Jiang Lin lay on the ground, blinking his pantothenic eye sockets, waited for a long time, but nothing happened, and got up quickly.Seeing myself hanging my eyes like a fish stranded on the shoal, and showing a bright red tongue, maybe I can go to the graveyard to make a name for myself.

Jiang Lin swallowed his saliva, wiped the sweat from his forehead, but pierced his hand...

Taking a few breaths of anxious air, don't panic, Jiang Lin comforted himself so much, he should think about the good, so that ghost in the mirror can't see himself...Fall!

What the hell is it? He has been in good health since he was a child, and he has never had any serious illnesses. He has had a cold and a fever two or three times, and it is not related to the problem of being weak and weak and causing short-lived ghosts.

I just like to cry a little... Uh, lacrimal gland problem, let's not talk about it.

Sniffing, he wanted to see clearly which ghosts and gods were coming out to scare him. Just as he touched the mirror with his calf shaking, a miserable white arm passed through the mirror and crossed in front of Jiang Lin. Hei Lianzi kicked his legs, and then fell unconscious.

When Jiang Lin woke up, he found that there was a sense of heaviness in implementation. Fortunately, he was no longer in the state of A Piao.But he would rather not wake up, Jiang Lin's face is blue and white, because this body is not his, his mind is full of sticky and strange memories, and there is a system that claims to bring his little friend Lu to Feiqi.

Possession?

Some people can't bear the smell of nausea afterward. When the blood starts to flow, the body is no longer as stiff as a dead body. The head hangs to the side of the bed, retching in the stomach, and seeing a puddle of unknown withered yellow liquid on the ground , even vomited out the remaining stomach acid, which stimulated his tears and snot to flow, and he looked like a maniac addicted to it.

The owner of this body is Ximenke, who is the adopted son of Fengliu Village's head of the family, who takes the family's surname as his own.

Don't look at Fengliu Village, which sounds like a literary and naughty village name, but it is actually... a kiln where meat is paramount!It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a group of demons dancing wildly.

After Ximenke opened his mind, he knew that Fengliuzhai's behavior was just like ordinary people who are hungry and want to eat. They are just hungry, but their food is special.

Because Ximenke has never seen people in the village eat, and the three meals are mixed by men and women.

Under the influence of his ears and eyes, Ximenke's heart was burning with fire.

The master threw a copy of "Harmony and Joy" to Simonke. When he was fifteen or sixteen years old, he was able to try the taste of "Harmony and Joy". The first time he started eating meat, he was caught by the master. Existing, and then rushed down the mountain with the reason of 'grow up, it's time to go down the mountain to practice and practice'.

Ximenke didn't know why, but he followed the personality of most people in the village, and didn't struggle for long. He stopped and stopped all the way and started the act of a flower thief. Tried it all.

"Harmony and Joy" Ximenke has learned a lot of nine-layer nine. Before he started meat, he practiced for ten years before he developed the sense of inner strength mentioned above. It is not too much to fill a bucket.

It's a pity, I don't know if my brain was kicked by a donkey, or I fell into a cesspit and my eyes were covered with shit, but I fell in love with a poor scholar at first sight, and changed my career at second sight!

At a Glimpse of Fate, that day was August [-]th, and all the students rushed to enter the examination room ahead of schedule. Knowing whether it was to save some money, he kept rushing back after the show.

Ximenke felt an indescribable depression in his heart. After drinking for a day, he wandered to the gate of the Gongyuan, where he saw the poor scholar, and followed him all the way back to Anhe Village. He just wanted to follow him After entering the door, he found that there was no wine, and went back to the county to buy a can of wine with the first light work. After drinking, he sneaked into the scholar's house and raped him.

You said that you can be strong if you strengthen others, but when you are excited, you will die suddenly or something, and you are picking flowers... Uh, in the field of picking grass, Ximenke is really No. 1 in the world.

Jiang Lin was speechless, staring at the top of the dusty mosquito net for a long time, he really answered that sentence, there was always a big guillotine hanging on the top of the color character, maybe he would die on the bed one day.

The voice of the system suddenly came out and said: "In your real world, for some reason, your heart frequency is wrong, and the rescue is not timely, so you are already dead."

Jiang Lin continued to lie on the corpse without speaking, with tears in his heart. Living in the age of science, he was scared to death by a dead object, and he would get a lot of idiot eyes when he said it.

The system sounded again: "After completing the task, you can return to the real world."

Life is too hard, playing a game is always set on fire, born with a mocking face, blame me?The world is too lonely, no one warms the bed, Jiang Lin replied decisively, "I give up."

He muttered: "A series of 6s, you have found the wrong person. I know my virtues, but I really can't take on any tasks."

666: "...", what the hell is a string of 6s.

"Don't think about it?"

Jiang Lin was sad and indignant: "What's the use of this unclean body? What if you infect your future daughter-in-law with some kind of bacteria or mold? Can you afford it!"

666: "No."

Jiang Lin waved his hand: "So, you should find someone else, so that I can go to the underworld to work earlier, maybe the judge will give me a good pregnancy with a swipe of a pen because of my good attitude. "

Jiang Lin was taken aback, and waited: "What did you just say you can't?"

The sound of the system froze for a moment, and it seemed to be a bit of human helplessness: "This body is not yours, besides, the martial arts system of others is specialized in this line of work, and they are talking about it."

However, it didn't take long for Jiang Lin to relax, and the content of the next system voice made him mention it again.

"Also, you should be thankful that your current body is at least a human being."

"What do you mean", what does it mean to be glad that you are still a person now?

The system is silent.

Jiang Lin snorted hurriedly, "Speak!"

"Complete the task, and I will give you a wife when I return to the real world." If one trick fails, then do another one, 666 changed the topic very naturally.

"Be obedient?" Jiang Lin's attention was completely taken away when he heard this important topic that he had been aware of since junior high school.

666 affirmed: "Calling a chicken will never hug a dog."

"What do you look like?", Knocking no, Ugly refused.

"Looks good," the system's mechanical voice paused, "Very good-looking."

Jiang Lin's unhappy nerves got a wrong line: "Compared with me?"

666:"……"

"Incomparable."

Jiang Lin was satisfied, nodded, and made a final decision: "Deal!"

Every time I think of this historic scene, Jiang Lin wants to pinch his own neck at that time, and then slap him loudly, you are a big fool, people don’t know about language traps, you are not good at ordinary times Good at reading, playing less games but not listening!Hahaha, I was sold by myself, sold it, sold it... (infinite loop)

But now Jiang Lin didn't realize that he dug himself the biggest hole in his life.

Licking his cracked and peeled lips, he asked, "What mission."

"Get soft cute icon"

Jiang Lin frowned: "I don't understand."

666 said patiently: "Everyone will have a naive little Ruan Meng living in his heart. Your task is to find the softest one, and use all means to dig out the Ruan Meng in his heart. Then you will receive Reminder of task completion."

Jiang Lin said with joy in his heart, "It's just to make Xiao Ruanmeng into a black heart, am I right?"

Hehehe, the goal is Xiao Ruanmeng, the completion of the task should not be too high, right?

666:"……"

The depression between the eyebrows finally dissipated, and Jiang Lin began to enter the task state, "Let's talk, the one who will be operated on in the first world is that Xiaobai...cough, Xiaoruanmeng?"

"When the target appears, a cute icon will appear next to him. There is a pink bubble box on the icon, and the general information will be displayed inside."

Jiang Lin's throat was itchy, and he coughed a few times, and two red clouds appeared on his pale face. After recovering, he was startled, "Wait, the original owner ruined the poor scholar's innocence. According to the procedure, it is Don't you have to be responsible to others?"

666 replied in a straight line: "Yes."

Jiang Lin's hamstring convulsed, and the pain made him break out in a cold sweat. He held down his convulsed thigh, gritted his teeth and said, "You didn't mention to me earlier that the original owner's marriage is also contracted to me!"

666, "I haven't said it", so I can do whatever I want.

The system voice said half and left the other half, obviously Jiang Lin chose the meaning he wanted to understand——

Just admit it.

He is a rookie, as soon as he comes, throw him a body that jumps third base, crosses home plate, and then goes straight into the marriage hall or something, just thinking about it in his head, his heart beats very fast, in case something happens What, the first world mission is probably going to fail.

A very thin flash of light flashed by, and the thin thread that faintly made him feel uneasy was not caught. After struggling for a while, he couldn't come up with anything. Get off the bed, drag your head that always wants to fall to the ground, and bend down to pick up the crumpled clothes.

Just squatting down, I felt dizzy before my eyes, propping the ground with one hand, and covering my roaring ears with the other, every time I exhaled, there was a steaming heat.How could Jiang Lin not know that he was in a state of illness like this tuberculosis ghost, his throat felt like it was about to breathe fire, and it hurt every time he scratched it, so painful that Jiang Lin couldn't help pointing at the original owner who was probably reincarnated and cursed secretly Forty or six, if you say you can't drink it, don't drink it. Is it interesting to support the big money!

In short, Jiang Lin's indignation towards the original owner was just one sentence: buddy, I sympathize with you very, very much, really, if I have the chance in the next life, I will definitely be the deepest and deepest cesspit under your feet!

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