"..."

Ning Boran rubbed his eyes vigorously, wondering if he was dazzled?Then, he slapped himself hard again, and pulled his belly.

"Tsk... it hurts..."

It really wasn't a dream? !

The two armies each set up two positions in the north and south, and they are gradually approaching with iron hooves swallowing mountains and rivers.In an instant, there was a cloud of smoke and dust, as the commanders of the two armies yelled "Kill!" The iron hoofs swept across the thousands of troops like a mat, and within half a second, the scene was full of guns and knives.

Dust and smoke rose, shadows of swords and swords, thunder rumbled, and corpses were everywhere. The two armies were evenly matched.

Ning Boran was lying on the grass, sneezing uncontrollably from the smoke.

"Is this acting?"

"Do these extras want to work so hard? This is not a real fight!"

Ning Boran was swinging his legs leisurely.I didn't expect that after I fell into a coma, I would have the opportunity to observe the filming scene with my own eyes. This is a rare and good thing!

Now, he still thinks that his transformation into a mouse and poop was just a dream!

The scene in front of me is much more realistic!

Reality?

"It turns out that the filming scene is so exciting! This is much more interesting than the embroidered legs in TV dramas!" Ning Boran was gearing up for something serious, squatting down to watch the good show!

"The junior has heard for a long time that General Cao is the number one warrior in Meow Country. Seeing him today really opened my eyes! If the general doesn't dislike it, can we stop the war first? Let's exchange ideas, and this junior's wish can be fulfilled!" The person wearing silver armor gallops on a fiery red horse. This person is tall and straight. According to Ning Boran's calculation, the height is at least 2 meters.

You can tell he's a handsome guy just by looking at his back!

Ning Boran was already hanging three feet from the tall and straight figure, and his mind quickly rolled over the popular actors at the moment!Hu Ge?Zhong Hanliang?Translated by Zhang Jia?Is it Kim Soo Hyun?Ning Boran shook his head, this tall and handsome guy obviously speaks Chinese!Is there any popular actor in China who is 2 meters tall?

Ning Boran moved his body carefully, looking for a good position where he could see the handsome man in a prostrate posture.

"..."

Ha ha ha ha--

Don't look at it, look at it!

The moment the man with the back turned his head, what suddenly appeared was the head of a dog.

Ning Boran was taken aback for a moment, then laughed wildly and rolled all over the floor.

"Hahaha, even if you don't need to pat your face, you don't need to wear such a cute headgear! Who is your director? It's too rapey!"

Hearing this laughter, the Chihuahua stared at Ning Boran with big round eyes, and this glance made Ning Boran roll several times, such a tall and straight figure matched with such a cute dog head ?director?Or screenwriter?Is this a brain tease?But take a closer look, this dog's head is too realistic, the eyes can blink, the mouth can move, who is so wicked?Is this going to be staged in Animal Kingdom?

"Hmph! The dog country, which has always been famous for its loyalty, really opened my eyes today! It even came out with such a wicked trick." Armor, with a long gray whip tied around his waist, and a scimitar in his hand. As soon as the man finished speaking, he swung the sword and slashed at the opponent's soldiers. Falling, the body crashed to the ground.

Feiluo's head hit Ning Boran's forehead accurately.He stroked the affected area in pain, and roared loudly: "Damn! You guys are filming and doing my shit! I'm not your actor!"

There was a viscous feeling of liquid where the fingers touched, and Ning Boran took a closer look, "Damn it, it's bleeding."

Bowing his head again, a dog with its mouth slightly open hummed a few times, as if it was struggling, and its expression was particularly painful. Ning Boran wiped off the blood stains on his forehead with his sleeve, and touched it with his fingers, and there was no wound traces, this blood is not from him.

What is this blood?Ning Boran looked at the dog's head in front of him, as if he understood something?

However, he still didn't admit it.

"I'm dreaming!" Ning Boran lay flat on the ground like a corpse, he was certain that this must be another dream.

How could there be creatures with animal faces and human bodies in this world?What's more, whose territory is this on?This is in China, how can it be possible to fight?Even acting!Which director is so blatantly taking his life as a joke?Before I became a mouse, so did the rake?There is no other explanation for this unreasonable thing other than a dream!

Since it was a dream, it should end with waking up.

"General Cao, please listen to this junior's explanation! Quanguo will never do anything that will damage its reputation! Meow and Quanguo have always lived in peace. It must be the rhinoceros army that is causing trouble. General, don't be fooled by that guy. Huh?" Chihuahua explained to the enemy with a righteous face.

"I'll chop this kid hiding in the dark first! If he isn't a spy sent by your army, don't stop him! Otherwise, today you will die or I will die!"

Before Ning Boran closed his eyes, he felt that danger was approaching. This was a human (coward) intuition.

The sound of iron hooves pierced his ears, and the cold light of the sword energy made Ning Boran unable to open his eyes even if he wanted to. At this moment, Ning Boran was thinking that this was a dream, while thinking that he had to run for his life.

"I don't want to die in my dream!" Ning Boran raised his head to the sky and screamed, stretching out his long legs, the dangerous creature that was approaching was about to get off the horse, when Ning Boran's kick kicked the vital part, only to hear the fellow wailing , fell to the ground, didn't care about the weapon in his hand at all, and unconsciously covered his vitals with both hands!Rolling all over the floor in pain!

Seeing this, Chihuahua waved his long sword and gave an order, "Take down Cao Limo!"

"General, what should we do with this strange creature!" The little general pointed at Ning Boran and asked the chihuahua face.

"Don't worry about it, maybe he is a spy sent by the Rhinoceros Army, we can capture Cao Limo alive!" Chihuahua looked curiously at Ning Boran who was lying on the ground.The shape of this face was something he had never seen before. It didn't look like a dog, like a cat, and even less like a rhinoceros!Looking at this pink and tender face, I feel very kind!

"Since he is a spy of the Rhino Army, why not kill him directly!" the young general retorted doubtfully.

When Ning Boran heard that he was going to kill himself, he jumped up immediately, "Don't kill me! I'm not a spy, absolutely not. You see, I'm short and thin, and I fall down when I push it. I'm dressed so shabby, how could I do it? Such a big deal!"

"Why do you close your eyes when you talk?" Chihuahua asked him back.

How could Ning Boran dare to open his eyes, as long as he thought of a group of unnatural creatures with dog faces and human bodies in front of him, he would not be frightened into a brainless person, so he changed his name to Idiot.

"Actually, I'm blind!" This was the only reasonable explanation. Ning Boran was too busy to take care of himself, so he had to pretend to be crazy in order to save his life. While talking, he didn't forget to grope up, down, left, and right to show his innocence.

"General, I have a plan!" The young general avoided Ning Boran, and whispered in Chihuahua's ear.

The Chihuahua nodded in agreement.

Ning Boran pricked up his ears, wishing to put his body close to the Chihuahua's arms, but he still couldn't hear their conversation, and his intuition told Ning Boran that the secret discussion between the two must have something to do with him.

"Great trick!"

Before the words fell, the Chihuahua swung his long sword, and his body leaped up like a breeze. The sword energy set off hundreds of miles of dust and smoke, piercing the clouds with the momentum of uplifting the ground and leaning on the sky. The flag of the Meow Army broke down in an instant. Being captured, there was no chance of winning, and they surrendered one after another.

Ning Boran was in a terrible situation. The Chihuahua's swing of the sword was unbearable to ordinary humans. He was thrown nearly 100 meters away with a whoosh, and fell safely into the meow army's camp. Who is Ning Boran?Ning Boran was the enemy who defeated the general of the Meow Army, how could the soldiers of the Meow Army let him go so easily.

Ning Boran was tied up and carried to the country of Meow.

"Wake him up!" Standing at the highest point of the golden hall is the No.13 king of the Meow Kingdom——Adelaide.

Adelaide's sharp eagle eyes stared straight at Ning Boran lying in front of the hall.Such a thin and small creature can defeat the number one warrior of my country. The defeat in the war has already made Ed Ryder furious, and now it is still a young man who looks extremely weak.

Hearing this, the soldiers fetched a stinking fish bone and stroked Ning Boran's nose.

This is the torture device specially used by Meow Country to torture Dog Country, but this torture device obviously has no effect on Ning Boran. Everyone stared at this strange creature with breathless eyes, and whispered to each other that this weird creature looks nothing like it at all. dog.

The older cat stroked his whiskers, shook his head and sighed.

Adelaide jumped up angrily, almost getting angry, but he considered that if he got angry, he would become a snobbish target for some villains, so he suppressed his anger, and asked all the courtiers in a gentle tone: "Where is the rain?" ?”

"Your Highness, General Gan Lin is calming down the rebellion in the Weasel Country in Xipoling, and I'm afraid it will take two or three days before he can return to the country!" The first to speak was Huoer, the veteran of the three dynasties of the Meow Kingdom.

This cat has a tapered head and a pointed mouth. It looks like an old scholar. Its shape looks like a Javanese cat.

"Do you have any countermeasures?" Adelaide asked the audience again.

Everyone in front of the hall looked at each other, but no one dared to speak. Hall said again: "Your Highness, I think there must be something strange about this matter. If this unknown creature really defeated General Cao, why was it so easily captured by our army? It must be another trick played by Quanguo!"

"Your Highness, the Dog Country has always been famous for its loyalty. I think there must be a misunderstanding. Please don't make any big moves. I believe that this matter will be discussed after General Gan Lin returns to China!" The short-haired cat's head, short body, looks Very honest, he is "Ken", one of the seven important ministers of Meow Kingdom.Its authority is comparable to that of Hall. The two important ministers of Meow Kingdom are old buddies in private, but they become rivals when they go to the hall. They have never agreed on political affairs, so they can be called old enemies.

"Hmph! The benevolence of a woman!" Hall curled up his beard, snorting and staring with his little head raised.

"Mom, stop arguing!"

Ning Boran's earth-shattering scream scared Hall so much that he almost fell to the ground.

It didn't feel like being in his own bed, and he seemed to be trapped by something, unable to move at all.

Is it still in a dream?

When Ning Boran opened his eyes, his face turned livid with fright.

A world full of cat heads!

Could it be that cats rule all mankind?

Looking at the messy appearance of being tied up by five flowers again, he screamed at the top of his voice: "Help!"

Immediately, the ground shook and the ground cracked, and the cats huddled together in fright.

Ning Boran was dumbfounded, when did he have the ability to roar the Lion in the River East?

At this moment, Ning Boran was completely regarded as a monster.

"Come on, quickly put this monster in prison!" Eddie ordered without changing his face.When he saw the chaotic group of courtiers under the hall, he felt even more angry.

Eh?

monster?You don't mean me, do you?

Ning Boran tried his best to be polite, and asked in a gentle tone: "You guys are mistaken! How can I be a monster, I am a human being! I even raised you!"

No matter how Ning Boran used his three-inch tongue, he couldn't shake Adelaide's determination, and all the cats pointed and pointed, but none of them was willing to speak for him!

Ning Boran wanted to cry, but had no choice but to point at the sky and scold the earth.

"If I knew this earlier, why bother!"

To Ning Boran, this word has no special meaning, but because this line is a common line in many slobber films, he just borrowed it along the way.

Now that he is in a situation, this sentence is really appropriate.

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