I'm the man who wants to be the best actor [Rebirth]

Fang Lu was overjoyed: "What are you doing? You're not a little girl! What are two big men afraid of?"

After finishing speaking, he quickly took off his pants, leaving only a small piece of fig leaf in his pants|pants, where he conscientiously stood up for the master in the last wave.Finally, he thumped into the bathroom.

It wasn't until the sound of splashing water came from the bathroom that Ling Han's tense body gradually relaxed:

He didn't know what was wrong, although he was gay, but he had experienced dormitory life anyway, and even if a boy stripped naked and ran naked in front of him, he wouldn't have any reaction.

——It's the same reason that not all men will react to any woman.

But Fang Lu had just started to take off his clothes just now, and he couldn't bear it anymore.

When Fang Lu came out with his slippers on, he saw Ling Ling with his laptop on, as if he was video chatting with someone.

He didn't intend to inquire about other people's private affairs, but he accidentally heard a girl's voice from the other end.

At almost nine o'clock in the evening, a man and a woman started a video... There must be something wrong!

Fang Lu's gossip heart was completely ignited, he quickly ran to Ling Han and went to the computer screen to join in!

When Ling Han saw a naked shirt suddenly appearing on his side in the video, he was taken aback immediately, and in a hurry, he buckled the notebook with a "click", and then felt heartbroken:

God bless that code will not be lost for a while!I just debugged it!

Fang Lu is still in the state of being dominated by the gossip soul: "Girlfriend?"

Ling Han expressionless: "No."

Fang Lu had a "I understand" expression on his face, and smiled wickedly: "Don't worry, I'm very strict with my mouth, and I promise not to speak out!"

Ling Han was speechless.

—I'm not, I'm not.

After Ling Han took a shower, he leaned back on his own bed, and the other bed was occupied by Fang Lu. The postures of the two of them... kept the same tacitly:

They are all chatting on WeChat.

— "Xiao Han, was that your boyfriend just now?"

-"……no."

- "It's a pity that I didn't see the front face."

Looking at the chat interface with his elder sister, Ling Han felt very tired: He is a single dog, why does the whole world think that he should fall in love? !

At this time, the phone rang again, and it was still a WeChat message.Ling Han didn't even look at it, and typed directly in a depressed mood:

Said it was not a boyfriend!

In the next second, Ling Han was completely petrified: the one just now, he thought it was a reply to his twin sister, how could he know it would be the one in the opposite bed!

Fang Lu was holding his mobile phone, looking at the sudden message in the chat interface with Ling Han, he was a little dazed:

what happened?

Boyfriend... whose boyfriend?

He just sent a message "Send me today's photo, remember to click the original picture", and he received this message.It's just...inexplicable!

Ling Han was so embarrassed that he wanted to get into the hole. I don't know if it was to match the atmosphere, the chandelier on the ceiling suddenly lost power, leaving only the two dim nightlights by the bedside of the two of them.

The atmosphere... became even more awkward.

Ling Han coughed lightly: "Sorry... I sent it wrong."

"...Oh," Fang Lu, who is still relatively straightforward at the moment, just imagined that his classmates or relatives and friends misunderstood the relationship between him and a certain girl, and then wanted to express "I'm not his boyfriend" or something like that. mean.

He shook his phone, and decided to remind him again: "Then remember to send me today's photo."

Ling Han: "...um."

Ling Han sent Fang Lu the photos of them going to the supermarket to try food today, because he knew that these photos did not need to be shared on Weibo in conjunction with the "Hot Search Daren" program group, so these photos were not taken so deliberately, and they showed everywhere casual.

It is precisely because of this "casual nature" that people feel that this group of photos is very comfortable to look at.Moreover, in most cases, some body parts of the two people entered the country, such as hands, arms, the back of the head and the like.

Fang Lu clicked on the Weibo app, switched to the account "@干着口周爸爸18197", selected nine photos to make a nine-square grid, and then posted a Weibo with text:

@干着口叫爸爸18197: After eating the taster, I smiled contentedly, as if I haven’t eaten enough for 800 years [laughing] [with pictures]

When Fang Lu fell asleep, Ling Han was still using his mobile phone to look up the strategy for a day trip to New York, because there were 11 people, and the budget was only 180 US dollars, converted into RMB, less than 100 yuan per person.

This is New York, an international metropolis. This amount of money is estimated to be almost spent on three fast food meals, and a little money is left for transportation...

Therefore, tomorrow's one-day tour is destined to be a poor one.Ling Han then changed the keyword to "New York Travel Guide" - looking for places that take a long time but don't cost money.

As for why it "takes a long time"...it's convenient for business trips, maybe just playing around there, one day passes, and the next day I can go back home.

Waking up the next morning, when Ling Han went to unplug his phone, he found a small electrical appliance the size of a palm beside him.

He said: "What is this?"

Fang Lu got out of the bed with a chicken coop on his head, glanced at it, and yawned, "Oh, Kuai Yi Dian."

As a top student, Ling Han never had this kind of thing when he was a student, and he has always been relatively independent, so he doesn't know if those scumbags or students with average grades have ever used it.

The first time he got this kind of thing, he thought it was very novel, but...he hesitated for a while, and asked, "What are you doing with it?"

Fang Lu rolled his eyes: "Really... I don't want to chat with high school bullies like you. The friendship will be in vain every minute."

Ling Han: "..." He studied the toy in his hands persistently, and after it said "nicetomeetyou" out loud, he seemed to understand.

Pfft, this is probably someone's "spokesperson"...

As agreed last night, everyone will gather in the hotel lobby at eight o'clock.When he left the room, Fang Lu looked at Ling Han expectantly: "Brother Han, where are we going to play today? Are we going to see that..."

He paused, exhausting his life's English skills, "freewoman?"

As a top student, Ling Han has the spirit of seeking education that Confucius respected, he is not ashamed to ask: "...what?"