I'm the man who wants to be the best actor [Rebirth]

Fang Lu: "...??" He was surprised, "How many languages ​​do you know?"

Ling Han politely finished talking with the Japanese boss in Japanese, and then answered Fang Lu calmly: "I don't know, I haven't counted."

Fang Xuezha, who was born weak in liberal arts, felt deeply hurt by Xueba, and a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat... I really want to spray that Ling's face!

The next round of competition was about to start, and the follower was inexplicably excited and nervous, and asked, "Which of you two will hug who?"

Ling Han and Fang Lu on the side had already set their poses. Fang Lu stood half a step in front of Ling Han, holding his hand on each other's arm, as if waiting to be hugged by the princess.

Follower brother: "..."

Well, he was thinking too much, their offensive and defensive attributes are actually quite obvious...

Hey...why "attack and accept"?

The follower was shy for a while: What did he think of them subconsciously?Oops.

Fang Lu was gladly being hugged by Princess Ling Han, and he was particularly eye-catching among all the male and female contestants, but Fang Lu didn't feel embarrassed at all, and yelled "Fuck Dad" while delivering sushi to Ling Han .

Ling Han 囧.

Ling Han's physical strength was astonishing, the men who hugged a 1.8-meter-one man were not out of breath, and the boys who were playing together were holding the girl, and they couldn't breathe.

Fang Lu was overjoyed, feeling that Ling Han gave him a special face, his arms around the other's neck were tightened, he leaned closer and laughed in a low voice: "Brother Han, you have good physical strength! You can even compare to Western muscular men!"

Then for some reason, my brain twitched, and I blurted out: "Whoever marries you in the future will be very happy!"

He also deliberately lengthened the sound on the word "lucky", God knows whether he said "lucky" or "sex".

Ling Han paused, almost throwing Fang Lu out. Fortunately, his foot was steady enough, and he quickly returned to the state of the game after just a pause.

Fang Lu was taken aback by Ling Han's reaction at first, thought for a while, then suddenly laughed softly, and joked: "What are you thinking about, Brother Han? You're so dirty... I mean , you have great physical strength, so it will be much more convenient for you to do anything at home in the future."

Ling Han 囧: "..." Well, let me reflect!

The camera following the cameraman has been focusing on Ling Han and Fang Lu. The more I look at it, the more I feel that the relationship between the two is...

Gay is gay in gay.

As a straight man with a steel pipe, the little brother covered his eyes and distributed the shots to other contestants. After taking pictures like this for a few minutes, others felt that it was boring, so he silently turned the angle of view and positioned himself on a certain two people who were full of affection.

Hey, the follower brother sighed, and felt like he was about to die: I've always been a man, how did I manage to look like a man?

After thinking for a long time, I only came to one conclusion, and successfully dumped the blame on the person involved: the two of them are too loving, so blame me?

Relying on his astonishing physical strength, Ling Han broke out of a group of muscular men and led Fang Lu all the way to the highest point of the podium.

When the two starved ghosts—now Fang Shidi should be the only one left, and Ling Han has been fed and is about to withdraw with 50 sushi, a young Caucasian brother who just participated in the competition walked towards them , chattered a lot.

Fang Lu pretended to be calm, with a face of "I know what you are talking about, I can understand but I just don't want to talk", waited for the other party to leave, grabbed Ling Han's arm, and asked impatiently: "He just said What did you say?"

Ling Han faltered, and answered in a wrong way: "His accent has a London accent."

Fang Lu was perplexed: "...So, so what? What did he say?"

Ling Han pretended not to hear, opened the sushi box and stuffed a piece of sushi into Fang Lu's mouth, the next second he heard Fang Lu roaring: "Damn, brother Han, you murdered, it smells like mustard!"

Ling Han felt guilty and jumped out for more than ten meters.

I do have a guilty conscience, partly because I accidentally fed the wrong sushi, and partly because of what the British guy said:

"Are you a couple? You two look very happy."

Are you a couple?You two look very happy.

Ling Han broke this sentence apart and savored it in his heart. He couldn't tell what it was like, but he came to a conclusion:

That little brother has lame eyes, as expected he came from a corrupt country.

"We, can we, can we take pictures?" Fang Lu said while stuffing sushi into his mouth and gobbling it up, "This is Japanese food, which complies with the regulations of the program group."

"Yeah," Ling Han nodded absently, still thinking about what the little brother in London said.

Fang Lu swallowed what was in his mouth, looked at Ling Han who was indifferent, and was amused: "Brother Han, what are you doing in a daze? Taking pictures! I'm hungry, why don't you stop doing business when you're fed by me?" !"

you are fed by me...

fed up...

full……

Ling Han felt that he must have been bewildered by that British guy, otherwise, with his own purity, he would definitely not always go astray in indescribable places.

It wasn't until Fang Lu bumped his arm that Ling Han's consciousness still hadn't fully returned. He took out his phone like a marionette, and when Fang Lu's mouth puffed up while eating sushi was frozen in the picture, he finally regained consciousness. Homing, pressed the shutter button.

There was a click, and on the screen of the phone, someone's face was bulging with sushi, and the side face was illuminated by the sun's warm light. The long eyelashes were illuminated by the sun, as if they were about to turn into butterflies and fly away in the next moment.

Ling Han suddenly felt his mouth go dry, and suddenly, a huge sense of betrayal surged from his heart. He remembered the person he had buried in his heart for seven years, and instantly woke up!

He took a close-up of the sushi in Fang Lu's hand, clicked to upload it to Weibo, and added the text:

"It's the first time I found out that the sushi is so delicious."

In an instant, a wave of fans came in: "I want the same style!"

When returning to the place designated by the program group, the director was stunned, and Fang Lu said: "I remember that the program group didn't invite you!"

Fang Lu laughed: "That's right, I just came here to catch up on the trending searches!"

The program group is naturally overjoyed: This is equivalent to inviting a celebrity to be a guest at no cost!

In the end, when the time stipulated by the program group arrived, Ling Han's group directly came to the bottom because they uploaded one less set of photos.

Host: "There is a punishment! The punishment is to be the tour guide for all the guests and their teammates tomorrow, leading everyone to enjoy New York together."

He pointed to Ling Han and Fang Lu: "You have to plan the route in advance and make a good strategy. The travel expenses are 180 US dollars."

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