Career Adorable Pet Promotion Guide [Quick Transmigration]

The old Taoist priest on Fengchun Mountain died, and there were no new Taoist priests to preside over it for many years, so the little demon on the mountain rebelled, occupying the temple as the king, and filled the small Taoist temple to its full capacity.

On this day, the patrol sparrow spirit came to report that a young Taoist priest had come to Pheasant Village, and he had already climbed halfway up the mountain!

All the goblins panicked.

The pheasant spirit runs around the yard to hide its chicks, the lynx spirit rushes to the crabapple tree, the wild wolf spirit walks back and forth to the mountain gate to guard the gate, and the vixen spirit puts yellow flowers on the mirror...

In the midst of the chaos, the Begonia Flower Essence rushed to the scene, and bullied the low-level goblins to a clean slate, made them all stand in line, and hummed arrogantly: "My elder brother will come up the mountain immediately, who are you?" If you dare to make mistakes and refuse to obey my elder brother's discipline, you are going against my flower demon! Do you understand?"

"Big Brother Flower Demon, do you still have a big brother?" the big white goose spirit with the deepest knowledge said bravely.

"My elder brother? The ancient god tree, [-] years old is spring, [-] years old is autumn, and it is in charge of the flowers and trees in the world?" The flower demon pointed at the crabapple tree in the yard, and snorted: "My elder brother, can you provoke me?"

"I can't afford to offend you!" A group of little monsters said obsequiously.

"But that little Taoist priest is only about ten years old, and he doesn't seem to have any demon power..." The sparrow spirit couldn't help talking, and before he could finish speaking, a crabapple seed was thrown by the flower demon and smashed.

"That little Taoist priest is the reincarnation of my elder brother. After experiencing life and death, he awakened some spiritual power. You little monsters, if you don't know the severity, provoke my elder brother indiscriminately. You will suffer from it in the future!"

"Can't be offended, can't be offended!"

"From now on, every Qingming Festival will be my elder brother's flowering period. You all have to celebrate for my elder brother, remember not!"

"Remember, remember!"

After some beatings by the flower demon, she felt relieved: "Today, I'm not allowed to say a single word to outsiders, especially to my elder brother! Remember?"

"Remember, remember!"

The flower demon stared.

"Can't be offended, can't be offended!"

That's more or less.

The flower demon flashed, floated to the crabapple tree, waved his sleeves, and all the little demons disappeared. At this moment, after decades, a little Taoist finally came in at the gate of the mountain. This little Taoist was young. Sixteen, handsome and handsome, standing alone, with fluttering robes, with a fairy-like demeanor, not inferior to others at all.

He caught a glimpse of the flower demon on the tree, drew out the mahogany sword sharply, pointed the sword at the evildoer, and said coldly: "You evildoer, why are you pestering me so hard? Did you follow from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain?"

The flower demon smiled and said: "I am the crabapple tree spirit of this Taoist temple, and I was originally a long-term labor of Su Daochang."

"Oh." Lu Li sat on the fork of the eucalyptus tree, dragged his head, and hummed in a disinterested manner.

Regarding the story of how Su Bai became a Daoist priest, he has heard various versions from different goblins, and the version of the flower demon is also well-made.

"Hey! Don't act like you don't believe it, I'm serious!"

"Ugh-"

"If you don't believe me, ask him yourself!"

The two dull hairs on Lu Li's head shook, but he didn't want to get entangled with the flower demon, so he sighed secretly.

The system says that butterflies will soon weaken and die after mating.

In order to stay in this world longer, he also made a lot of sacrifices, especially when resisting the laws of nature during the estrus...

Sighing again, Lu Li jumped off the tree and walked back to the cabin Su Bai built for him, deciding to read the Heart Sutra for a while and go to bed early.

This sleep was in the middle of the night, and he was in a daze. Lu Li seemed to hear the sound of the door, and then the sound of footsteps getting closer. Lu Li's mouth tightened, and he heard the familiar long sigh. It was useless, he opened his eyes in resignation, and called out "Master".

Su Bai sat down by the bed, stretched out his hand to touch his burning face, and frowned: "The flower demon said, are you feeling unwell?"

"Yeah." Lu Liwei nodded aggrievedly, and rubbed Su Bai's palm greedily. Under the moonlight, his two wings trembled slightly, and there was a faint blue light. Su Bai looked over, stretched out his hand to caress, and then Asked: "Why did you have a fever? What medicine should you take when you catch a cold? Like a human? Pollen and nectar? Or..."

Su Bai paused, and said with great reluctance: "Human essence?"

Lu Li was stunned for a moment, looked at Su Bai's embarrassed expression, and asked in a flash of enthusiasm, "Master, are you here to give me energy?"

"..."

"Master, I said the wrong thing, don't leave!" Lu Li hurriedly grabbed Su Bai, feeling extremely entangled.

[Xiaoxue!Why is my master so flirtatious!You said that if I only feel comfortable in the front, it doesn’t count as copulation, right? ]

The system responded with a contemptuous silence.

After communicating with each other for so long, men always want to do that kind of thing!

The system's setting of mating to death is simply too inhumane!

Lu Li's mind was full of messy things, he didn't notice Su Bai's approaching, and then he kissed his forehead suddenly, Lu Li was startled, only then realized that Su Bai's gaze had already fallen on On the "little bamboo shoot" that stands tall.

"Master... I don't suck human energy," Lu Li said with a coy smile, "But, I have estrus..."

"You're half human, half demon, so you don't have a demonic aura," Su Bai said in a low voice, and gradually put his mouth next to his ear, "But you are powerful." Su Bai's warm lips touched his temples, and Lu Li shivered. , turned around and kissed this person, the moment the lips and teeth cuddled together, my heart was agitated, this person...he can't resist at all, okay!

I really like it... Suddenly Lu Li couldn't care less!

I don't know when it started, and I don't know why, but I suddenly like this person so much that even if I die tomorrow, I have to give him all the first times.

Little did he know that Su Bai at this moment was also seduced by his emotional appearance and lost his principles. He only felt that even if Lu Li really wanted to attract people's energy, he would admit it.Su Bai reached out to tear off Lu Li's belt, wrapped it around his face, and tied his eyes. Lu Li struggled unwillingly, but was forced to hold him down.

"Don't look at evil." Su Bai said, covering Lu Li's ears with his hands again: "Don't listen to evil." Just as he finished speaking, he gently kissed Lu Li's lips: "Say no evil..."

Then, just like that, this sanctimonious Taoist... molested a goblin.

At the last moment, Lu Li insisted on hugging Su Bai tightly and covering his eyes so that he wouldn't let him see. If he let this faceless person run away in the early morning, he really didn't see any scenery, and it wouldn't be a perfect memory!

When he woke up in Su Bai's arms the next day, Lu Li rubbed his chest contentedly.

The proud Daoist Su didn't want to be confused by the goblin, so he didn't let him move around the whole time last night, so he insisted on taking the initiative himself!

The thin-skinned Su Daochang couldn't hear the obscene voice, last night in order to keep him from making noise, he kissed him from the beginning to the end...

Licking his lips, Lu Li felt like his heart was made of candy. It melted under the heat of the bed, and it flowed so much that the whole chest was filled with honey.He raised his eyes to look at Su Bai, his bare skin spread down from his shoulders, one after another, full of crabapple flowers in full bloom, the flowers seemed to be tattooed on his body, but they were sprinkled all over the bed and all over the floor. Yes, Lu Li was stunned for a moment, and suddenly his face became hot, did he show his true form?

Seeing that Su Bai was still sleeping, Lu Li picked up a flower and sniffed it. He couldn't help but lick the honey juice in the stamen. The rich sweetness made him laugh out loud.

Well, it's like a "nympho".

Su Bai opened his eyes at this moment, Lu Li immediately threw the flower away, and obediently leaned towards it, wanting to ask for another kiss or something.

"Stop prostitution in the daytime!"

Su Bai pushed Lu Li's pouting mouth away, but after saying that, he stretched out his hand and pulled his tentacles, the latter trembled slightly and blushed.

"Master, you like me, you can just say it directly!" Lu Li blinked, and let Su Bai caress the tentacles meekly, feeling his affectionate heart flowing over him, and the corners of his mouth were sore from smiling.

"Master, have you heard the story of Zhuang Zhou's dream of a butterfly?" Lu Li tilted his head, leaned back into Su Bai's arms, and said softly, "Zhuang Zi dreamed that he turned into a butterfly, but when he woke up, he turned back into himself. Did Zhuangzi dream of the butterfly, or did the butterfly dream of Zhuangzi?"

"You're talking nonsense again." Naturally, Su Bai didn't understand, and rubbed Lu Li's head speechlessly.

Lu Li smiled and didn't argue anymore.

Everyone says dreams are illusions.

But having your dream is what I believe to be true.