Career Adorable Pet Promotion Guide [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Li woke up in a daze, and found that he was sleeping on the bed, but it didn't seem to be the same bed as last night.He dragged his heavy head and sat up. Hearing movement in the yard, he staggered to the window.The yard was still the weird yard I saw last night, but there was no one there, and I could only vaguely hear the Li family couple talking.

"Master, are you really going to kill these big cats?"

"The one raised by my mother is much stronger than these. Let's kill them all. There are so many small ones, what can't be killed!"

"But, I always feel... that monster that haunts Grandma is the big cat that came back to seek revenge..."

"This monster is timid! These days, he knows what he wants to eat, so how dare he harm others? Besides, there is Daoist Su Bai here, so what are you afraid of! Look at this fur, it can be sold for a lot of money... ..."

Lu Li was startled when he heard this, but he couldn't find the Li family and his wife. He felt anxious for a while, so he heard them muttering again.

"Do you think Master Su Bai will blame us..."

"Okay! Why are you so annoying, woman! I poured a large spoonful of wine ointment into his flagon, and when he wakes up, we will sell all our skins!"

These two are too black-hearted!

Lu Li only felt that he was burning with anger, but he couldn't see with the human eye, and he was almost dying. He cursed inwardly, saying that he didn't care about it!Pushing the door violently, she yelled in the yard: "Su Bai! Come out for me! Let's get drunk..."

"Hey, Taoist Master, it's midnight...don't shout!" Li's daughter-in-law ran out quickly, grabbed Lu Li, and advised, "Your master has already gone to sleep, you should go back to sleep too! "

"Impossible..." Lu Li hiccupped and grabbed the person in front of him indiscriminately, "I'm going to sleep at Su Bai's room...I don't want to sleep by myself..."

"Okay, okay! Go to his room...Little ancestor, please stop making trouble, I'm going deaf by yelling..."

"Hush..." Lu Li shook his head, pressed his fingers to his lips with a smile, and after a few seconds of silence, he suddenly shouted at the top of his voice, "Su Bai! Su Bai! Su Bai, Su Bai, Su Bai, Su Bai—— "

bang——

Lu Li felt his head was hit hard, and then fell to the ground in a daze. He was so painful that tears flowed out, and he covered his head in a daze, when he heard Li's daughter-in-law scream in a low voice, and said in panic: " Oops...the head of the house! What are you doing!"

"Not dizzy yet?" The eldest brother of the Li family muttered, and Lu Li suddenly felt a gust of wind on the back of his neck. Even if he couldn't see it, he knew that the bastard was going all out to knock him off!

Just when Lu Li felt that he was about to finish, he suddenly saw the Li family's mother-in-law walking towards him. He blinked in disbelief, and suddenly realized that it was probably her mother-in-law's...

"Mother-in-law!" Lu Li yelled miserably, the Li family were startled by him, they followed his line of sight, and actually saw their grandmother.With a loud bang, Lu Li caught a glimpse of a big copper basin falling beside him, and this bastard surnamed Li hit him with such a heavy object!

"Ah... Aunt...you..." The voices of the Li family couple trembled, they must have been quite frightened, but in Lu Li's eyes, the Li family mother-in-law had a peaceful face and a layer of radiance on her body. Buddha light.She smiled at Lu Li, reached out to touch his head, and then opened her mouth to say something. Seeing that Lu Li couldn't hear him, she pointed to the woodshed next to him.

"Crispy noodles" in the firewood room?

Lu Li immediately understood, stood up with his head on his head, stumbled and ran towards the woodshed, the screams of the Li family members behind him had changed, they must have seen something terrible, begged Mrs. Li for mercy, and shouted desperately "Su Bai Daoist" was born.Lu Li ran into the firewood room at this time. Although he couldn't see the mortal "snack noodles", but fortunately the firewood room was only a small place, and the "snack noodles" were spread out one by one on the floor, so he knelt down and touched them. After a long time, he finally held the tail in his hand and dragged it out of the yard.

It was late at night, and there was no one else in the alley, only a teenage boy, dragging seven or eight raccoons with one hand, struggling towards the entrance of the village... By the time Lu Li finally reached the foot of the mountain, he was exhausted. Wheezing and panting, he sat down wiping his sweat, and after waiting for a while, he saw that large "Crispy Noodle" scurrying down from the mountain.

Lu Li finally breathed a sigh of relief, but saw that the big "Cracky Noodles" was not in a hurry to take the "Little Crispy Noodles" back, but was facing the village, sobbing softly.After a while, Li's mother-in-law found the voice and came slowly. She walked up to the raccoon and stroked its head, and the raccoon arched the back of the old man's hand like a baby.

Seeing this tender scene made Lu Li's heart swell, and Li's mother-in-law also looked at him, smiling, and she suddenly faded away and disappeared in front of his eyes!The big "Crispy Noodles" whimpered louder and louder, and Lu Li guessed in a daze that Granny Li might have passed away?

"You are reluctant to occupy the mother-in-law's body, and you want to get revenge on the Li family?" Lu Li stretched out his hand to pat the "crispy noodles" as a comfort, and said puzzledly: "Or, do you think that eating up the Li family's food is fine?" revenge?"

"Crispy Noodles" is not as powerful as Ferret Essence, he can't speak, he just whimpered in a low voice. Although Lu Li didn't understand, he vaguely felt that he guessed it right. He laughed loudly: "You seem stupid!" Because he laughed too hard, he had a headache, and suddenly his eyes went dark.

Boom——Lu Li fell into a sea of ​​"crispy noodles".

When Lu Li woke up again, he lay back on the bed again. It was still a strange room, with a large carved bed, silk curtains, and a faint fragrance of flowers wafting in the air... While Lu Li was in a daze, he could hear movement outside, and then the door opened. was pushed away.

"Master Su Bai... er, no, no, Daoist Su Bai and Xiaodaoist Lu Li are resting in this room! We don't know what's going on? Early in the morning, we saw a big civet cat dragging The unconscious Taoist priest is at the gate of Su's house... it really scares people to death!"

Before the old housekeeper could finish speaking, Su Bai had already rushed to the bed. His face was blue and his face was black, like an evil spirit. Lu Li couldn't help but shrink back to the corner of the bed, and the two dull hairs on the top of his head trembled.

"Come here." Su Bai seemed very upset, and the air pressure in the room became lower because of this. Seeing him frowning again, Lu Li felt his heart wrinkle. He didn't understand what was going on, so he Being forcibly pulled to the side of the bed by Su Bai, the man reached out and touched the back of his head, which made him gasp.

It hurts!Lu Li hissed in pain, cursing in his heart immediately joined together, this bastard surnamed Li just beat him, and even broke his head!

"What's going on?" Su Bai's tone was not very good, but his palm remained on Lu Li's head and he did not move away. He looked coldly at the gauze on Lu Li's head, no matter how you looked at it, it was glaring. It seemed that he hadn't woken up from the alcohol last night. Come here, just ran over in a hurry and spent a lot of physical strength, and now his brain is aching: "Did you fall again?"

"The Li family didn't tell you anything?" Lu Li pursed his lips and grabbed Su Bai's sleeve: "Master, sit down, I'm under a lot of pressure..." Su Bai probably wanted to sit down too, but unexpectedly Without humming, he sat on the edge of the bed. Lu Li looked at him and found that his eyes were reddened, and he felt drunk, so he sighed inwardly.

"You were drunk by Brother Li last night..." Lu Li couldn't hide his words, and he poured out everything he knew to Su Bai. After speaking, he stared at him eagerly. Lu Li let out a "hmm" and didn't know if he heard it or not. Lu Li became a little anxious. He just opened his mouth and called out "Master Su Bai" when he was patted on the head by this person for the second time and killed him.

"Recklessly!"

When Lu Li told the story, he couldn't help sublimating his heroic rescue of "Cracken Noodles". He thought he would be praised, but in exchange for this sentence, Lu Li breathed out sullenly, and suddenly felt that Su Bai was stroking his hair. , and then...fingers fiddled with the roots of the tentacles...

"Woo!" Lu Li trembled violently, as if his whole body was electrified, Su Bai was stunned: "The wound hurts?"

A warm feeling poured into his heart in an instant, ironing him until his limbs went numb. When Lu Li realized that it was Su Bai's gentleness, his heart suddenly seemed to be pinched by someone, which made his whole body excited. .

"Squeamish!" Su Bai snorted suddenly, his face was ugly and scary, but the emotion he conveyed was completely different - Lu Li felt that he was wrapped in a warm and soft "Qi", like falling into a cotton pit, He felt comfortable all over, and seeing Su Bai's stinky face, he couldn't help but want to laugh.

"Master, you actually care about me, right?" After Lu Li said these words happily, his heart suddenly felt itchy. The buttocks are soft and itchy, I can't wait to roll on the spot!

Lu Li stared blankly at Su Bai's calm and unwavering eyes, unbelievable that the paralyzed face was so intense at the moment, but at the same time he was very proud. He always felt that he seemed to be one step closer to successfully capturing the owner, so he took an inch and said: "Master , you praise me?"

"Let's talk about it after you finish the sacrificial dance!" Su Bai suddenly took out the mask used for the sacrificial dance from nowhere, put it on Lu Li's shameless face, and flicked the forehead of the mask: "It's time to worship the heavens. It's the time of the year when the evil spirit is the strongest, so don't mess around like today!"

Obviously you are very cute in my heart, I messed up...

Lu Li pursed his lips and hummed reluctantly.

"Also, don't get too close to raccoon cats, they are stealthy by nature." After Su Bai finished speaking, before Lu Li could react, he stood up, pulled himself under the bed, and unexpectedly grabbed a "cracky noodle", Lu Li didn't even know when this little thing came in. He watched it being dragged away by Su Bai's tail, and a bunch of decorations that probably belonged to this room fell on the ground.