Yi Rong and I fall in love

Jian Yunjing didn't answer the call, so he hung up directly, threw the phone aside, turned to look at Fei Lanshu and said, "What are you, um, you know it all day long, can you save a lot of meat by saying a few more words?"

"what do you want me to say?"

"you--"

The phone rang again, interrupting Jian Yunjing's words, but Jian Yunjing just paused for a second, then pretended not to hear and continued: "You have such a personality, you don't talk too much, so How do you make friends with others? I didn’t say it, but you can’t hold back a word for a long time, and you still have an expressionless face all day long, and you will be beaten when you go out!”

To tell the truth, just now you asked me that with such a paralyzed face, I wanted to beat you up! (.`ω) Jian Yunjing originally had a good impression of this new neighbor, provided that the new neighbor did not question or refute him just now! ! !

Will be beaten?Seeing that Jian Yunjing was looking at him with a serious face, Fei Lanshu didn't seem to be joking, so he reminded him of what someone said just now: "Calm words are less attractive."

Jian Yunjing used this sentence just now to praise Fei's actor's character. If he talks less, he is calm and charming. When he comes to him, talking less is not good for friends. He also directly rises to the point where he will be beaten when he goes out with a blank face. He has always With this appearance, he has never been beaten before. Even if someone dislikes him, they can only dislike him. Others can't beat him at all.

Jian Yunjing: "..."

The mobile phone kept ringing tirelessly and joyfully, Jian Yunjing's forehead was so painful and dizzy from the noise, so he touched the mobile phone and quickly blocked the number, and the living room became quiet in an instant.

Jian Yunjing glared at Fei Lanshu, dissatisfied with his words. He is obviously a person who cherishes words like gold, but he can make people half dead when he speaks. Can his big baby be someone who can compare when he wants to compare? ?

"My big baby is less talkative, that's called personality! Does a person as popular as my big baby need social friends?? You have to know that others are always rushing to make friends with my big baby! Do you have the ability? You are still comparing with my big baby, why don't you go to the sky with your ability?"

Fei Lanshu didn't care about Jian Yunjing's attitude. If he heard correctly, this big baby should be described as Fei Yingdi!In short, it means that Jian Yunjing is calling him a big baby now.

"Your big baby?"

"It's not mine, is it yours?"

"Oh."

"Oh what! I still don't!"

When Jian Yunjing usually played with those little friends, he heard them say nasty jokes when he got into a fight. At this time, the conditioned reflex became dirty, and he blushed instantly after he finished speaking.

Jian Yunjing was originally very fair and clear, like a porcelain doll, and his blush was especially obvious.

Fei Lanshu saw that his face was blushing, very puzzled, and asked in puzzlement, "Why are you blushing?"

Fei Lan seldom talks because he seldom contacts with people no matter in the past or now, and he doesn't like to get close to others. He has always been indifferent to people and things, but this does not mean that he will not have conflicts The idea of ​​getting along with others, and getting along "closely" with Jian Yunjing in just two days, he was able to let go a little bit in front of Jian Yunjing.

Because he seldom touched the Internet, he didn't know anything about these corrupted Chinese characters, so he didn't understand the connotation of Jian Yunjing's words at all, so he asked why he was blushing.

Seeing Fei Lanshu asking this question, Jian Yunjing thought he was doing it on purpose, so he pretended to be fierce and said, "Don't worry about me, can't you blush in hot weather?"

"Is it hot? It's only March."

"If I say it's hot, it's hot!" In order to match this sentence, Jian Yunjing unzipped the coat and threw it on the floor heavily, then pulled the mint green sweater out with both hands, and put it away. Pretending to fan the wind, and pretending to be hot, "Besides, I have a thin skin, and it's obvious that I'm white and tender, even a little red, and a rough guy like you can't understand it at all."

Jian Yunjing was very confident about his appearance. He knew that girls nowadays like a muscular figure with eight-pack abs, but it's a pity that he doesn't like girls, he likes his big baby. In [-] steps, even if his big baby likes girls, he dares to say that his skin and face are not inferior to those beauties except for his flat chest!So he is confident that when he meets his big baby, he will be able to catch him!

Seeing this, Fei Lanshu thought he was really hot, so he said "oh" again to show that he knew.

Although the appearance of Fei Lanshu after the disguise is very ordinary, but the voice has always been the original voice, the deep and sexy sound is unspeakable in the human ear, especially the words spoken in such a casual and relaxed posture, it sounds Even worse!Originally, Jian Yunjing was immersed in how he should take down his big baby when he met his family's big baby, when the imaginative "oh" sounded in his ears again, the heat that had dissipated gathered on his cheeks again, and Extending and spreading out along the cheeks, the small and tender ears were inevitably stained with a blush.

In order to conceal himself, Jian Yunjing moved back: "Oh what! What's so good about it!"

"Why not?" Fei Lan couldn't understand Jian Yunjing's reaction so much.

Jian Yunjing glanced at Fei Lanshu, seeing that he didn't mean to be joking, his eyes were really asking, and suddenly he seemed to have discovered a new world, and he couldn't care less about being shy, and hurriedly said: "Are you a man? Ah, I don’t even understand this! Is it true or not?”

"?"

So I don't understand what this has to do with being a man?

Fei Lanshu didn't answer Jian Yunjing, but stared at Jian Yunjing, Jian Yunjing was watched by his eyes all the time, so he coughed and said in a low voice: "You can read it separately and you will know. "

"what?"

Jian Yunjing was originally a character with a lot of thunder and little rain, and he usually only listened to some nasty jokes from his friends, but he basically never talked to others. This is the first time he explained these things to others, because he was embarrassed to speak in a vague way. It was too vague, Fei Lanshu actually heard every word, but he still asked aloud, and then quickly separated in his heart and read silently.

"I want to go."

Fei Lanshu: "Say me?"

When Jian Yunjing uttered such shameful words in a serious manner, his face blushed immediately, and he said furiously, "Fuck, who are you playing a hooligan on, and who is talking about you!"

"?"

In fact, Fei Lanshu read it separately, but he still didn't understand what it meant. He understood the literal meaning like this, the mouth is to bite, so the meaning of reading it separately is to bite me, so why is biting him a hooligan?

But we can’t blame him. For someone like him, although he has lived in this era for more than two years, he only understands some basic knowledge of life. Regarding the connotation of these Chinese characters, he, an ancient who has no sex life ideas and is backward puzzled.

Seeing that Fei Lanshu was still looking at him, Jian Yunjing glared at him.

Although Fei Lanshu vaguely felt that this sentence was indeed wrong, he still said, "Why am I playing a hooligan? If you bite someone, you are playing a hooligan. If you bite me, you are playing a hooligan to me."

"Fuck...hahahahahahaha"

Jian Yunjing almost vomited blood from Fei Lanshu's serious explanation to Lei. He burst out laughing, and fell on the sofa, unable to straighten up for a long time.

Fei Lanshu watched him laugh from the sidelines.

It took a long time for Jian Yunjing to get up, stopped laughing, and rubbed the tears overflowing from the corners of his eyes because he laughed too hard.

"You are so interesting! Take it, I really take it."

Jian Yunjing patted Fei Lanshu's shoulder, nodded, and said again: "I am convinced, really convinced."

After Jian Yunjing patted his shoulder, he still added with a smile: "When you have a partner in the future, you will know what those two words mean. You are so innocent, such a man is so uncommon Hahaha." After speaking, he laughed with trembling shoulders.

Fei Lanshu grabbed Jian Yunjing and patted the hand on his shoulder, and said in a deep voice, "I want you to explain now."

Jian Yunjing's hand was pinched by Fei Lanshu's big hand, and his hand was forced to stick to the thin layer of calluses on Fei Lanshu's palm, so he had to pull it out with all his strength, but his strength was like scratching his boots in Fei Lanshu's eyes , doesn't work at all.

Fei Lanshu grabbed Jian Yunjing's hand, did not give him a chance to pull away, and continued to repeat: "You explain."

Jian Yunjing stretched out his other hand and patted the back of Fei Lanshu's hand, and said angrily: "Explain, explain, you should let go of my hand first, it is almost broken by you."

As soon as Fei Lanshu heard what he said, he immediately let go, and Jian Yunjing's hand was instantly free. He turned his wrist, and the back of his hand was pinched red, which looked very scary.

Fei Lanshu lowered his head to see this scene, and frowned. He obviously didn't use any strength. Jian Yunjing's skin is tender and tender, and it can become like this when he touches it. He noticed it when he pinched it just now. The smooth and tender hands are not like a man's hands at all, but they are very different from his hands anyway.

"Are you okay?"

"It's something! Of course it's something! It's all red, what do you think? Hmph." Jian Yunjing curled his lips, "Who is it? If you don't agree with me, you will do it. If you want to know, I will tell you now. Listen carefully."

Fei Lanshu could only look up at Jian Yunjing.

Jian Yunjing was full of momentum, but when he touched Fei Lanshu's eyes, he withered: "It's just..."

"Ok?"

"That's the one..." Jian Yunjing's eyes turned to the bottom, pretending to casually glance at the indescribable part below Fei Lanshu's trouser waist, he raised his chin to hint, and then quickly looked away, "I understand now, don't you?" ?”

"Bite here?"

"Well, that's right!" Jian Yunjing raised his voice to hide his embarrassment, "Please brother, can you not discuss this with me? Save it for discussion with your wife in the future."

Fei Lanshu directly ignored Jian Yunjing's next sentence, and continued to ask curiously: "Then?"

Jian Yunjing had no choice but to reply tiredly: "Read up and down."

A few minutes later, Fei Lanshu said, "The words on your side have many meanings."