Regarding the matter of first love's counterattack and becoming a male god

Although Su He was admitted to University A with a high score of 650, it has nothing to do with being able to tutor middle school students!To be stupid or not to be smart!So Su He, who knows his abilities very well, wrote down the scope of tutoring in the part-time job center without hesitation: primary school students, language and mathematics.

After all, University A is a university, so students from University A are very sought-after. Within a few days, someone contacted Su He. After Su He happily discussed the time and price with the eldest sister, he was ready to work.

After hanging up the phone, Su He had no expression on his face, trying to put on a calm and aggressive look, and said in a calm tone, "I'm going to work." Alas ╮(︶﹏︶)╭, I won't be the same as you guys in the future, After all, I have a job, I have left the game, I have left the team of pure consumers... Others in the 419 dormitory had different reactions to this, and the old Zhou Zhouzhou was pleasantly surprised, "Second brother, are you going to pay me back?" !"

Su He glanced over with cold eyes, the fourth child suddenly pulled down his smile, bowed his head and said, "I... I didn't rush you, and I don't lack the money, that's just, it's not good to owe money..."

The boss, Zhou Hang, silently turned on the domineering president mode to Su He alone, staring at him coldly with a pair of black eyes, the aura of "Tian Liang Wang Po" is really... Su He is the kind of person who takes the hard but not the soft, So he immediately changed his words and said sincerely: "Am I that kind of person?! Fourth, I will give you back the salary after receiving it. Please eat mousse^_^"

When Zhou Zhou heard this, he raised his head suddenly, and smiled brightly, "Really, second brother! You are so kind." Then Zhou Zhou turned his head to look at the third child, and said a little angrily, "Third brother, what you said is wrong!"

The third child was stupid on the spot...

Su He smiled warmly and looked at the third child quietly.

Before we start, let me introduce our protagonist, Su He. His name is simple and rude (combining parents' surnames), handsome and handsome, with profound facial features, eight-pack abs, and having a father and president... These keywords have nothing to do with him!He is a science student with a height of 175, an unpretentious appearance, and soft flesh all over his body.

The 419 dormitory he lives in is a single dog who has been in college for two years and still hasn't left the single dog. The boss Zhou Hang is the captain of the school basketball team. He is handsome, tall and very smart.

The old Zhou Zhou has a baby face, a 17-year-old genius, as stupid as a little brother... um... the last sentence, the family is very rich!

The youngest Wang Mingyu, as long as she is a beautiful sister (especially the long-legged one), she likes them all, and she is not picky about her food...He looks like an old-fashioned handsome man with beautiful red and phoenix eyes, but he stutters when talking to girls...the pretty ones stutter even more-_ -#

What's more, it's okay when you don't speak, but when you speak, your image will be ruined!So there are no female votes so far!

Su He opened the kitchen and looked for a piece of clothing. After all, he is also a teacher now, so he looks like a teacher!Then he suddenly remembered that his clothes were still unwashed in the bucket because of a cancer attack...so he was going to meet classmate Little Loli in a vest and pants?Su He covered his face (つд)

Mengmengda Xiaosi expressed willingness to lend him a suit of clothes, Su He would thank him!Xiaosi is a local tyrant, a pure local tyrant, and also a piece of fresh meat, but unfortunately his aesthetics are worrying...

Su He stroked Xiaosi's fluffy hair and held the grass!It feels really good, very soft... In the dormitory, he likes Xiaosi the most. Except that Xiaosi is a local tyrant, the most important thing is that Xiaosi is 170 tall... There are four people in the whole dormitory, the eldest and the third are all 185, and even the third is 185 ! ! !

Su He said sincerely, "Thank you, Sisi, only you can wear those clothes, I can't..." Siu thought for a while, and nodded solemnly: "Indeed."

The corners of Su He's mouth twitched a few times, Xiao Si was innocent, and often couldn't understand irony and sarcasm...so their dormitory generally didn't make fun of Xiao Si...It was so unfulfilling! !

Let him wear those colorful, messy, cute mixed styles... Walking on the street, it is better to let him eat ten durians!

"Second brother, the animation festival is coming soon, why don't you buy me a gift before that time! I don't want dessert anymore." Xiaosi looked at the phone, then raised her head and said, Su He thought, why did the topic change so quickly? Originally, he wanted Xiao Si to forget about this matter, but facing Xiao Si's watery and sincere eyes, Su He was embarrassed to refuse no matter how thick-skinned he was, so he could only agree.

Su He finally put on the third child's clothes. Although the third child was secretly wretched, he always dressed like a literary youth. The classic white shirt and jeans, black-rimmed glasses, jet-black hair, and fair little face were full of charm. Youth, the whole person is upgraded to Su He 2.0

Since I had a job and was in a good mood, I didn't complain much even when I was squeezed into biscuit powder while standing at the bus stop.Drive all the way to Plum Garden. There are no plum blossoms in Plum Garden. It is just a high-end residential area. Although it is far from the city center, the environment is very beautiful. Su He's ambition is to buy a house here!

The object of his counseling is a little girl named Qi Luo, whose name is very cute, I believe that I must be cuter, cute and obedient, um... It's a very easy job, Su He has a beautiful dream, and walks lightly all the way.

After pressing the doorbell, while waiting for the door to open, Su He suddenly became nervous. He took out his mobile phone and took a photo. His hair was not messed up and his facial features were correct.

After a while, the door opened a crack, revealing a small head with a short ponytail and a palm-sized face, very cute. Little Loli blinked her big eyes and tilted her head: "The tenth?"

Su He suddenly felt a chill behind him, but he still smiled and said, "You are Qi Luo, right? I am your tutor Su He. You can call me Teacher Su."

Little Lolita smiled, showing her pointed canine teeth, "Teacher Su, please come in."

As soon as Su He went in, he saw a beautiful sister about 30 years old, who made people want to get close at first glance. She came out of the kitchen with a plate of watermelon slices. The beautiful sister said, "Xiao Su The teacher is here, is it hot? Come, take a piece of watermelon, just took it out of the refrigerator."

When Su He heard the voice, he was surprised and said: "You are Aunt Qi?!!!" Aunt Qi's eldest son is 19 years old!Mother Qi blinked, "What's the matter, it doesn't look like it?"

Su He looked into the same eyes as the little Lolita, and said slowly, "Auntie, you look so young. You can't even call Auntie! You look like my sister!"

"Really good at talking." Qi's mother pursed her lips and smiled, Su He was ashamed, God knows that he was the last to speak, and he would not please the elders. When he was a child, his mother twisted his ears every day and taught him... still can't speak.

"Qi Luo, go back and clean up the desk." Suddenly, Mother Qi said seriously, Qi Luo stuck out her tongue, picked up a piece of watermelon from the plate and ran away.After Qi's mother saw Qi Luo returning to the bedroom, she felt a little helpless and said, "To be honest, you are the tenth teacher. My little Luo is so lively~"

Su He's heart skipped a beat, the tenth one, this is a fighting loli, Su He didn't show his face, thinking about how his mother praised other children when he was a child, "I think Qi Luo is quite polite and cute. And the child should be more lively!" Qi's mother's face softened when she heard this, and her affection for Su He gradually increased, after all, Qi Luo is her daughter, and he is still different from the previous tutors.

After Su He finished eating the watermelon, he washed his hands. Little Lolita obediently took her textbooks and waited in a corner of the living room.

"Teacher, it's so irritating to drain water at the same time, and release water at the same time. Our country is poor in water! This question is not environmentally friendly!!!"

Little loli is filled with righteous indignation ヽ(#`Д)ノ.Su He explained: "This is just a question, it's not real." "The question comes from life, it must have happened!" "..."

"Xiao Ming forgot to bring something, why didn't he go back to pick it up, it's too mummy to go to work? My mother can't use it. And he even has a mobile phone. The last time I asked for it, my mother didn't buy it for me..."

The little loli drooped her head.

"Teacher, how did you translate when you first learned English? When Zheng He went to the West, he didn't understand the language?" Little Loli asked curiously.

"Teacher, do you have a girl ticket? Zhang Xiaolong in our class chased me, but I didn't agree, so he annoyed me every day... What should I do? I'm good-looking and good at studying... Teacher, have you ever had this kind of trouble?"

The small face changed quickly, distressed for a while, angry for a while, and finally blinked with big watery eyes, very sincere.

Su He just smiled and didn't answer, of course he didn't, but would he say such a thing? !Alas... Now I'm an old school student!He used to be a primary school student... he was pretty cute.I haven't caught up with the good times, otherwise I would have graduated from elementary school with my wife ヾ(▽)ノ

...............

Su He said, can he still teach?He couldn't talk about this little girl at all... He finally knew why he was the tenth.After a chaotic class, Su He was exhausted, and barely managed to finish the class. Seeing that the time was almost over, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"Teacher, are you the same?" Another bombshell, "I know a lot at such a young age! Let me tell you clearly, I am not." Su He was stunned for a moment, and then calmly teased, this kind of A clear denial with a little humor is more useful than a simple denial... Hehehe, this is an experience.I can't help but click 120 likes for my reaction!

Little Lolita breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately it's not..." But she immediately became distressed, "Even if it wasn't, it might be broken~" She muttered... Women are dangerous, and men are also dangerous. There is a handsome My brother is really distressed... The previous teachers are just examples, and she is quite satisfied with this one at present... But, sister-in-law?

Su He said not to talk.This time the tutoring failed, the words he prepared at the beginning, the gentle and kind expression were useless =_=

As soon as I got back to the dormitory, I lay down on the bed... with my head buried in the quilt, the eldest brother and the fourth child went to the library, so now only the third child is left, who flirts with girls online.The third child glanced at Su He... and then typed.

Lao Wang next door is five years old: My roommate is back, and I’m in a bad mood, I’ll go and have a look... () let’s go first, we’ll talk later...

Sorry

Little Dragon Girl's younger sister: You go, let's talk later^_^

Old Wang next door is five years old: Little Dragon Girl, you are so kind...I'm leaving.

Little Dragon Girl, her sister; let's go!to play games

Facing the message sent by Xiaolongnv, the prince smirked in a daze, such an awkward and arrogant little loli... Oh, it would be nice if we could meet, no... I don't want to meet again, that's not bad... After being dazed, I dragged the chair to Su Next to He, "Second brother, what's wrong with you?" "It's okay... I just got hit." Su He's muffled voice came.

"Oh, since it's all right, don't lie on my bed. This morning, I forgot to dry it." "..."

Su He jumped up all of a sudden, with messy hair, looked at the third child with an expression of disbelief and eating half a fly, and said angrily: "I didn't expect you to be such a third child!" The third child smiled lewdly. .

"Hey? How about the little girl? Isn't she cute? If you don't want to go, I can teach you a class and give you back the money..."

"Third child, you are getting more and more perverted! It's a pity that the child is a boy." Su He said with contempt.

"Why am I so perverted? Now I'm in love with grandpa and grandson, and I won't be old when the little girls grow up~ I regret it now. I didn't make a lifelong decision with the little girls in the kindergarten. Tsk tsk tsk... now everyone Open it up, and become someone else's wife~" The third child shook his head.

It's a pity that the third child's face...

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This is the first time I write an article??(ˊωˋ*)?? Feel free to comment on the bad parts, and I will not dig holes and leave nothing to fill... I am a good young man who cares about the environment