My Taoist Temple is trending again

Xu Qingmu was made dizzy by the hanging ghost, so he said to Song Jue, "Come on."

Song Jue took a step forward and said, "Hi, may I ask..."

As soon as he said this, Hanged Ghost suddenly stood up and bowed ninety degrees to Song Jue, and then said nervously, "Boss, I'm really not lazy! I will work hard!"

After finishing speaking, because he was too nervous, his two eyeballs popped out, jumping happily on the ground like two marbles, and then his tongue could not be controlled, and it fell off in an instant. to the chest.

This scene frightened Bai Meimei to "beep" and threw herself into Xu Qingmu's arms.

The death of a person who hangs himself is usually very miserable and terrible. After becoming a hanged ghost, he will retain the image before death. This hanged ghost can control its own form so that it is not so scary, but when it is tense, it will still show its original shape.

Song Jue looked back at Xu Qingmu and said innocently, "My tone is very good."

Xu Qingmu supported his forehead, and said: "Probably because you have too obvious aura as a domineering boss, scaring this little wage earner..."

The hanged ghost couldn't understand what the two were talking about. He rolled up his tongue and stuffed it back into his mouth in a panic, then quickly squatted down to pick up his own eyeballs, and then got up quickly to bow to Xin Mu and Song Jue, nervously Said: "Boss, I will start working!"

After talking about the Hanged Ghost, he began to perform without physical objects, flipping his hands up and down quickly, and repeating a fixed set of movements from the beginning, an infinite loop.

Song Jue looked at it for a while, and said: "I keep doing simple mechanical fragment work repeatedly, maybe I was a low-skilled workshop worker in some kind of factory before I was alive, and I was really a wage earner."

But the hanged ghost was really afraid of Xu Qingmu and Song Jue, so he didn't dare to talk to them, so they had to hang the hanged ghost, waiting for him to repeat the non-physical performance in his hands.

It took a long time for Shen Liang to come back after taking care of his neighbors, and Xu Qingmu asked him about the situation.

Shen Liangcai said: "Brother Chen said that he has not been in good health recently and was fired by the company. He didn't think about it for a while under various blows. Now he has regretted it and will not do stupid things again. And he said, When he hanged himself, there was a voice in his ear telling him not to die, to insist, he felt that he might be blessed by the gods, so he cheered up and planned to live a good life in the future.”

Xu Qingmu said: "It must be this hanged ghost, but we still haven't figured out why a hanged ghost like him wants to save people. He is very afraid of us, why don't you go talk to him."

Shen Liangcai nodded, then walked to the hanged ghost, patted his shoulder very gently, and asked softly: "Hello, my name is Shen, and I'm a doctor. What's your name?"

The hanged ghost looked at Shen Liangcai's face, and his mood gradually calmed down. He did not repeat the mechanical movements of his hands, but looked at Shen Liangcai, and said anxiously after a long time: "I... my job number is 307... what is my name... Can't remember. What's my name? Do you know? What's my name? What's my name?"

Shen Liangcai shook his head and said, "I don't know either, but don't worry, we can think about it later. Besides working, do you remember anything else? Like your family."

The hanged ghost shook his head: "They... seem to be waiting for me at home, no, they seem to be dead... Am I dead too? I don't remember clearly."

Shen Liangcai continued to ask patiently: "Then why did you save Big Brother Chen? Do you have anything to do with him? Think about it carefully."

The Hanged Ghost frowned, regained his sanity a little, and said, "I don't know him, I just met him suddenly, and seeing his body full of death, I followed him all the time, and after two days, he really hanged himself." .”

Shen Liangcai felt something was going on, and then asked: "Then where did you meet him? What were you doing before you met him?"

"What am I doing?" The Hanged Ghost said, dazed again, "I seem to be working, yes, I should be working!"

After finishing speaking, the hanged ghost began to repeat the mechanical movements on his hands again.

Shen Liangcai turned his head helplessly, shrugged at Xu Qingmu and Song Jue, there was really nothing he could do now, the hanged ghost's mind was not clear, and he didn't know whether it was like this before he was alive or after death.

But what is certain is that he has a very good heart, so it would be a bit unfair to let him float outside and his soul will be broken up one day, so he can only pack up and take him back to Lingyun Temple to practice first, and he is not sure when he will wake up , or in other words, to reincarnate after cultivating merits and virtues.

Then Xu Qingmu found a mineral water bottle and put the hanged ghost in it.

After eating and chatting for a while, the three of Xu Qingmu returned to Lingyun Temple.

Because the Hanged Ghost's mental state is unstable, making a paper piercing man for him may frighten the pilgrims.So Xu Qingmu discussed with Song Jue, and let the hanged ghost float in the form of a spirit body, and Wen Bohan was in charge of guarding him to prevent him from causing trouble.

Xu Qingmu thought, that chatty Wen Bohan talked to the hanged ghost every day, maybe the hanged ghost remembered something.

But no matter what Wen Bohan said, the hanged ghost still didn't remember anything.He spent most of his time in Sanqing Hall, and he listened carefully to the scriptures when the little Taoists were doing their morning and evening classes. When no one cared about him, he just squatted quietly in a corner all day long.It’s just that sometimes he suddenly loses consciousness and says he wants to go back to work, and then starts to repeat mechanical actions, or occasionally his tongue and eyeballs will fall out due to nervousness, except for being a little scary, it will not cause any serious consequences.

So everyone gradually got used to the existence of the hanged ghost.

One evening half a month later, the Lingyun Temple was closed, and Xia Ziming was doing the final cleaning work, sweeping the ground at the gate of the mountain, when he saw a handsome foreign guy with blond hair, blue eyes, tall and long legs rushing in with a big bag on his back. .

Lingyun temple occasionally has foreign tourists visiting, Xia Ziming is not surprised, but Lingyun temple does not accept tourists at this time, so he stopped the handsome foreign guy when he arrived with a broom, and used his broken English to connect He gestured and said: "This layman, the Lingyun Temple is closed today, so please come back tomorrow if you want to offer incense."

The handsome foreign guy snorted coldly and spoke Chinese: "I'm Daniel Titus."

Pronunciation is not standard, barely understandable.

But Xia Ziming didn't understand what he meant by his sudden self-introduction, but he still bowed politely and said, "I'm Xia Ziming."

The handsome foreign guy named Daniel was stunned for a moment, and then said in shock: "You don't even know me?"

Xia Ziming was a little nervous and said in shock, "Do I need to know about you?"

Daniel was so blocked that he couldn't speak. He froze for a moment, threw the backpack on his back, and suddenly assumed an attacking posture towards Xia Ziming, saying: "Okay, come then! Fight with me, you You will know who I am!"

Xia Ziming looked at his height of about 1.8 meters and his strong chest muscles, and backed away in a panic, saying: "I don't know anything, I'm just a sweeper."

Daniel raised the corners of his mouth, and there was a little excitement in his eyes, and then said: "I knew it, you are a sweeping monk!"

"..." Xia Ziming said helplessly, "We are a Taoist temple here, international friend, do you watch too many martial arts movies?"

Daniel continued to say in his unproficient Chinese: "I will defeat you, the sweeping monk, and then defeat that little Taoist priest surnamed Xu to avenge my shame!"

Xia Ziming showed an indescribable expression, feeling that he couldn't handle the situation, so he howled into the yard: "Which senior should call the Taoist leader, there is an international friend at the door who wants to discuss with the Taoist leader."

Hearing someone's provocation, the little Taoist priests were all excited. Within 20 seconds, a group of people rushed out, stood at the door in unison, their eyes widened, ready to watch the excitement.

Daniel snorted again, and said unhappily: "They're all kids, I'm not in the same weight class as you, and I don't feel a sense of accomplishment if I win."

The little Taoists covered their mouths and snickered.

At this time, Xu Qingmu and Song Jue also finished their training in the back mountain, and slowly appeared at the door.

Daniel stared at Xu Qingmu and said, "You are the little Taoist priest who can fly in the legend? Since you are here, let's have a fight first."

Xu Qingmu felt that this international friend was a little silly, so he directly refused, saying, "Why should I fight you? Who are you?"

"Daniel." As he spoke, Daniel pulled off his belt and flashed his golden belt, his face full of pride.

Xu Qingmu was shocked, and said, "Danniuer? Could it be that there is a saying in the United States that a cheap name is easy to support? But, even if it is a cheap name, you don't need to choose a girl's name."

He Xingchu smiled and said, "Maybe he is sculpting himself in clay!"

Xu Qingmu was puzzled again, and asked, "What is a clay sculpture?"

He Xingchu said: "It is to praise beautiful boys as if they were girls. For example, netizens affectionately call President Song a female supermodel, which is a kind of clay sculpture."

Song Jue's face darkened, He Xingchu didn't dare to speak anymore, stuck out his tongue and hid behind the crowd.

Xu Qingmu looked at Song Jue and said, "But, when did we offend this egg girl?"

Seeing the golden belt, Song Jue had already guessed it, so he said, "When we were performing in the United States, didn't the scalpers say that there was a popular player whose championship ticket price was reduced because of us? This should be the popular player, and he seemed unconvinced , so I searched all the way here.”

As soon as Song Jue finished speaking, several little Taoist priests eagerly raised their hands.

"Do you want to fight if you don't accept it?"

"Are you going to fight again? Let me do it!"

"Why don't I come, I just learned a new move."

Xu Qingmu sighed slightly, and said: "It's very pitiful to reduce the price of tickets. If we come so far away, let's not bully our international friends, shall we?"

Daniel didn't understand everything they said, but looking at their expressions, he could guess that they didn't take himself as the boxing champion seriously.

Daniel was furious, and shouted: "You guys are too much! Do you know how hard I was training to win the boxing championship? Why should my hard work be obliterated! Why do the audience go to your magic show! Let me tell you , if I don’t defeat you one by one, I won’t leave!”

Xu Qingmu frowned, and said, "Since you are so persistent, then...Xiao Xia, come on."

Xia Ziming was a little flustered holding the broom, blinking his eyes at Xu Qingmu, Xu Qingmu smiled lightly: "Don't worry, you are the son of luck, if he touches a hair of yours, we will count him as the winner."

Daniel was so angry that he was about to smoke, and said angrily: "You guys are too much!"

Immediately after speaking, he rushed towards Xia Ziming. Xia Ziming stood still holding the broom, and everyone took a step back in unison.

And Daniel had rushed to a position two meters away from Xia Ziming, he raised his fist, and shouted: "You shoot!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly stepped on a stone, then his feet slipped, and he fell straight into a dog eating shit and gnawed a mouthful of mud.

Daniel stood up angrily, spat out the mud in his mouth, and said angrily: "It didn't count just now, come again!"

After speaking, he rushed up again, and as soon as he moved, there was another stone under his feet, and when he stepped up, it was another heavy dog ​​eating shit.

Daniel was about to fall into a daze. When he looked up and saw Xia Ziming was still standing with a broom in a daze, he became even angrier. He stood up again, kicked away all the stones on the ground, and then rushed over again in disbelief. .

However, this time, there were no stones under his feet at all, but his calf cramped inexplicably, and it was another earth-shattering dog eating shit. This fall was so hard that a hole was smashed in the mud. It hurts a little.

Daniel:? ? ?

How did he fall! ! !