My Taoist Temple is trending again

Xu Qingmu calmed down for a while, and waited until he became less irritable, and then asked someone to call Wen Bohan, Bai Meimei and Husky back together.

When the three came back, Wen Bohan took the credit with pride and said, "We did a lot of good deeds today!"

Xu Qingmu raised his eyebrows: "Good thing? Yes, look at the good things you have done."

Xu Qingmu threw the phone on the table and told the three to read the post carefully.

Huskies are smarter. After reading it, they knew that Xu Qingmu was angry, so they kicked all fours and lay down on the ground ready to die.

Bai Meimei doesn't know many characters, but after reading for a long time, she saw two characters - cute.Then he happily ran to Song Jue and Xu Qingmu's feet, blinked his big eyes, and said, "Cute, cute, cute."

Song Jue defended him without a stand, hugged him and pinched his cheeks and said, "Well, that means you are cute, you are the cutest."

Wen Bohan was still dumbfounded, his mouth was not idle while flipping through the post.

"Let me just say, why so many people have repeatedly talked about that group of monks recently, dare they be fishing! They deliberately lured me to show up! Fortunately, the monk is still a little self-aware and dare not lie, it will be fine now, Everyone knows who arrested me, so I feel relieved. Hahaha, these people are too funny, what Nezha Su Daji... But wait, why both Bai Meimei and Husky have identities, I am just a general The Martial God? Ah, ah, he is obviously a scholar! He is a scholar! I don’t want to be Erlang God! I want to be Jiang Ziya!”

Xu Qingmu: ...

Song Jue: ...

After howling for a long time, Wen Bohan stopped, because he found that everyone was quiet, and Husky even looked at him with loving eyes like looking at a fool.

Only then did Wen Bohan feel that something was wrong, he stood still and looked at Xu Qingmu nervously, and said, "Huh? What's wrong?"

Xu Qingmu felt so tired that he didn't even know where to start getting angry.

He Xingchu couldn't listen anymore, stepped forward and beat Wen Bohan up, and then said: "Senior brother has emphasized many times, we don't want to be on the hot search, we want to keep a low profile, is this your low profile!"

Wen Bohan suddenly realized, knelt down and hugged his strong body, and whispered aggrievedly: "Obviously they were fishing! I am also a victim! When I saw someone being deceived by rumors, I couldn't help but want to refute the rumors. If I don't speak up, I will How uncomfortable...and that day, the little Taoist leader, you still praised us for what we did..."

Xu Qingmu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he was completely lost his temper by them, so he gave them a symbolic lesson.

Husky was fined to go to the scenic spot to pick up cigarette butts for a day, while Wen Bohan put a gag sign on his mouth and fined him not to speak for a day.

Bai Meimei... Because she was too cute, she was perverted for personal gain and was exempted from punishment.

Not being able to speak was a big blow to Wen Bohan. After a day, he was so haggard that he looked pitiful.

Xu Qingmu couldn't bear to see him continue to haggard, but let him out for fear that he couldn't help chatting with tourists, and if he was locked up in the temple, other disciples would collapse if they couldn't stand his talking.Xu Qingmu was very embarrassed, so he threw the question to Song Jue.

Song Jue thought for a while and said, "It's not okay to talk to tourists with a spirit body, but if it's a real body, tourists won't be able to see that he's a ghost, then it's okay."

Xu Qingmu thought about it and felt that it made sense. It would be more convenient if he had an entity to cultivate merit.

But how to find him an entity?Xu Qingmu didn't remember it for a while, Song Jue reminded Xu Qingmu, "Ye Yuanzheng."

Xu Qingmu thought for a long time before he remembered that stinky coquette, then he became happy and said, "Yes, but... he seems to be serving a sentence now, right? It seems that he needs to ask the deputy section chief of the relevant department for help. "

After Xu Qingmu finished speaking, his eyebrows frowned, and he couldn't remember the name of the deputy section chief, feeling very guilty.He took out his mobile phone and looked into the address book. When he saw the words "Brother Wang", he felt a little relieved.

When dialing the phone, Xu Qingmu repeated Wang San's name silently in his heart, warning himself not to say anything wrong.

As soon as the phone was connected, Wang San's cheerful voice came over: "Ah, Xiao Daoist! Long time no see!"

Xu Qingmu spoke confidently: "Second Brother Wang! Long time no see!"

Wang San: ...

After a pause, Wang Sancai said, "It's Wang San. Is there anything you can do with me today? Oh, by the way, I saw the trending search. How beautiful is Su Daji? Can you introduce me?"

"..." Xu Qingmu was a little speechless, and briefly explained the whole story to him, and then mentioned that he wanted to find Ye Yuanzheng to make a paper figurine.

Wang San immediately agreed: "No problem, Ye Yuanzheng is now making paper man in prison to earn subsidies and strive to be advanced. He has been sentenced for a long time, and he needs to reform and commute his sentence. Tell me your request, and I will arrange it right away."

Xu Qingmu thanked him, and Wang San said: "It's okay, I'll do you a little favor, just remember it, in case there is something I need to ask you for help, hehe."

Xu Qingmu replied straightforwardly: "No problem."

Wang San said with a smile: "That's okay, it would be even better if the little Taoist leader can call me by my name."

Xu Qingmu said a little strangely: "Hey, didn't I call your name correctly? Sixth Brother Wang?"

Wang San: ...

"Forget it, at least you still remember that my surname is Wang." Wang San was very good at explaining himself, so he happily let go of this matter.

Within two days, Wang San went to Lingyun Temple and brought the paper piercer over.

Many tourists have seen Wen Bohan's spirit body and are deeply impressed by his burly figure, so it is not easy to make a paper puppet that is exactly the same as his real image.The portrait sent by Xu Qingmu has been artistically processed, shrinking Wen Bohan's figure, and softening his mighty features a little.

When Wen Bohan saw it, he began to ramble and say: "You bully ghost, why should a scholar have to be thin and delicate? I used to be strong when I was alive, and I ate it bite by bite. Why can't I be strong... ..."

While complaining endlessly, he got into the paper piercer.

I have to say that Ye Yuanzheng's craftsmanship is really unmistakable. As soon as Wen Bohan got into it, he found out that this thing is very good. It doesn't move too smoothly, it's like being alive again.

Wen Bohan was so excited that he didn't dislike this appearance anymore, and then started to ramble and praise endlessly.

Xu Qingmu really couldn't stand his talkativeness, so he gave him a red armband of a civilized counselor in the scenic spot, and then kicked him out, and asked him to persuade tourists not to gather at the gate.

Wen Bohan was so happy to be able to speak to hundreds of people at once!Immediately adapted to his new identity, and happily became the counselor.

Maintaining order is also cultivating merit.

Wen Bohan's problem was finally resolved, and the next step was the hot searches.

Xu Qingmu had absolutely no experience in this matter, so he could only ask Song Jue for his opinion.

Song Jue was also very helpless, and said with a smile: "You know, 'redness' is metaphysics, some people can't be popular no matter how much money they spend, and some people can be popular without doing anything. You are too dazzling There is no way."

Xu Qingmu squinted at him and said, "Are you mocking me and want to fight again?"

Song Jue stared at him and said seriously, "I'm telling the truth."

Xu Qingmu couldn't answer the words for a while, and was stunned for a long time, then he said falteringly: "What are you making trouble about when you are talking about business."

Song Jue looked at the tips of his ears that were starting to turn red again, and said with a slight smile, "We can't completely control things like being too red, we can only try to reduce the heat first."

It had no choice but to be like this.

So during this period of time, Xu Qingmu stayed behind closed doors, lowered his sense of presence, and handed over all this matter to Song Jue.

Not long after, the column team of "Into Science" went to Lingyun Mountain, conducted a scientific investigation and rigorous analysis of the previous fairy apparition incidents, and finally came to a conclusion - if there is any fairy apparition, it is just an artist performance art performance.

The strong man and the little boy were floating in the air without touching their feet?That is a visual error caused by magic means that confuses the human eye.

A fox who can understand human language?It is a fox rescued from a circus and domesticated for a long time. It is indeed very smart, but it is not too special, and its IQ is similar to that of many huskies raised at home.

The immortal refuted the rumor that the ghost incident in Bixi Valley was actually solved by Lingyun Temple?It is a rumor that Bixi Valley is haunted, but there are no ghosts in Bixi Valley!

At the end of the show, the host made a serious conclusion: I hope that everyone will not believe in rumors or spread rumors, and do not surround the entrance of Lingyun Temple, and make appointments to visit in an orderly manner.

However, this explanation is not convincing at all.

[A certain beast on Ershan Mountain: If this is not a rumor refuted by "Into Science", I will believe it...]

[The ruthless haha ​​machine: What the hell is performance art hahahaha this show is doing performance art! 】

[The Flower in the Mirror and the Moon in the Water: That Valkyrie said that I might have a car accident recently, because I didn’t have a driver’s license, so I didn’t believe it at first, but as a result... I drove into a tree yesterday in the game and died, all my equipment was blown up... I just said I have to believe it...you explain it to me scientifically. 】

[...: I'm sorry I laughed, this rumor rebuttal is really the ancestral taste of "Into Science"!Anyway, no matter how many strange things you see, if we don’t admit it, it doesn’t exist! 】

[Cotton: Hahaha, why don't you say that the wind blows the pollen from Bixi Valley to Lingyun Mountain, and everyone hallucinates collectively again? 】

[Luo Suiying: Stop thinking about "Into Science" upstairs!I think they will use this statement in the next issue! doge. 】

[Su Liu Su Liu: Among other things, that fox is so clever, it also knows how to stop tourists from smoking!You told me it was because of circus training? ? ?What a mess! 】

[ysy: Feel free to refute the rumors, anyway, the Taoist leader has already confessed in my heart.Not to mention, I have to set the alarm clock at seven o'clock tomorrow morning. 】

[Yaotong Wankong: I am dying of laughter at this blatant rumor hahaha, anyway, I have seen the miraculous side of Xiao Daoist again, and now his image in my heart is extremely high, it is useless to say anything. 】

……

Anyway, the explanation is just put here, and everyone can believe it or not, and they can spread it as they like, but Lingyun Temple just doesn't respond.

Xu Qingmu: He fell to the ground with a slap, calmly pretended to be dead, and waited for his death.