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Wen Bohan was not angry either, he should have been used to others being surprised by his identity, and said with arrogance: "What's so strange about this? I, the tallest and strongest scholar in ten miles and eight villages, can eat two A scholar with an elbow, a scholar who has to sit in two seats when taking the provincial examination, I must be a different scholar, a scholar who carries the destiny!"

Xu Qingmu: ...

Song Jue: ...

Then Wen Bohan languished again, and said dejectedly: "However, who would have thought that what the fate gave me would not be full of literary talent. I studied hard in the cold window, hung my beam and stabbed my butt, and I still failed to pass the provincial examination ten times. But it happened I found out that I am actually very talented in physiognomy.”

Song Jue: ...

Xu Qingmu:? ? ?

As a scholar, it doesn't matter how fierce and strong he looks, but the strongest skill is not the imperial examination but fortune-telling?

There are too many elements.

Wen Bohan turned his head to look at the two of them, and said: "I was known as a fortune teller when I was alive, and my fortune-telling ability has been strengthened after my death. Don't you believe me? Come and let me do the math for you, um, this priest, you One life, two lives, born with immortal bones, but this brother, sick and broken, piled up gold and jade."

With just a few glances, he was able to calculate so accurately.

Xu Qingmu and Song Jue were suddenly a little apprehensive. They looked at each other, and Xu Qingmu asked again: "Then if you look at it more, can the past and present be counted?"

Wen Bohan looked at them seriously again, and said: "The two of you are indeed entangled by fate, don't quarrel too often, the two of you are deeply involved, and you can't quarrel. Figured it out."

To be able to calculate so much is already quite powerful.Xu Qingmu didn't force it, and didn't continue to ask, thinking: No wonder Wen Bohan can predict the movement in a second. It turns out that because he has the ability to break the secrets in life, he has such a bonus after death.

Song Jue said, "You continue to talk about your business."

Wen Bohan sighed, and said in a low tone: "I couldn't pass the exam, and I was poor, so I studied hard and set up a stall on the street to tell fortunes. Maybe I leaked too many secrets, and then I was punished by God. It's just that I finally passed the exam. In the year of juren, my family members committed crimes in the court, and I was innocently implicated and exiled to Qinzhou. As a result, I died of illness as soon as I got here, and was hastily thrown into this valley.

"My bones were eaten by wild beasts and ants in this valley, so my soul was trapped. I could neither reincarnate nor leave, and just kept floating here.

"Because of the terrain, this valley has formed a natural barrier for thousands of years. I can't get out, and other ghosts can't get in. So, there are so many people and so many ghosts in this world, but I am the only one here. Here, no one knows, no one cares.

"For hundreds of years, I am such a talkative ghost, but I can't find someone to talk to. Fortunately, occasionally someone will break into this forest and let me meet other living people. I don't want to harm them. , Just let them stay with me to talk, drink and talk about things in this world, so that I will not be completely isolated from the outside world.

"I'm also afraid that these people will go out and talk nonsense to attract some Taoist experts, then I will be in danger, so before they leave, I will erase their memories and protect myself.

"It's just, Xiuyuan...he's so cute. He got lost in this dense forest. I fell in love with him the moment I saw him. I was thinking, if I was alive, after being admitted to Juren, I would be able to do the same." When they get married, there will be a child who is as cute as him.

"He said that he was very unhappy at home. His parents always quarreled and forced him to do things he didn't like. I was really distressed. I was reluctant to erase his memory when he left. I taught him the incantation of leaving the soul, so that he can come whenever he wants to see me.

"But I didn't expect that the kid would come in just two days, and no matter what I said, he wouldn't leave. I really had nothing to do with him. I couldn't bear to kill him, and I couldn't send him out.

"I thought about it after he came for a few days. His soul has been out of the body for so long, and his parents will invite him soon. When he comes, it will be almost my deadline. I thought... the final result is my It would be that group of monks, I didn't expect...it was a little Taoist priest like you.

"Forget it, it doesn't matter, I've had enough of this kind of life. It's too lonely, really lonely, no one will understand."

Wen Bohan spoke lightly, but after he finished speaking, everyone felt heavy.

Song Jue looked at Wen Bohan quietly, and felt an inexplicable feeling in his heart - he seemed to have experienced such loneliness without anyone.

But he couldn't remember.

After a while, Wen Bohan suddenly chuckled, looked at Tianlang and said: "It's better than the current situation, I've had enough."

Meng Xiuyuan didn't quite understand Wen Bohan's words, but he was frightened by the dignified atmosphere. He didn't even dare to cry loudly, but just hugged Wen Bohan's arm tightly, his round eyes filled with tears.

Wen Bohan patted his head tenderly, and said, "I'm telling stories to my two brothers, just like the stories I told you about Jingwei filling the sea and Nvwa mending the sky. Follow the two brothers obediently. Go back and come to play with me next time, if you are disobedient, I won't see you in the future."

Meng Xiuyuan was frightened by this threat, sobbed for a long time, then turned his head to look at Xu Qingmu and Song Jue, sniffed and said, "I will listen to my parents, I will go home right away."

Behind Meng Xiuyuan, Wen Bohan said a few words to Xu Qingmu with his lips, even gesticulating with his hands and feet. Xu Qingmu understood what he meant. He was saying: Don't let him kill me when he kills me. See.

Xu Qingmu thought for a while, and then said to Meng Xiuyuan: "Then you rest for a while, sleep, and you will be home when you wake up."

Meng Xiuyuan nodded, Xu Qingmu was on his forehead, Meng Xiuyuan closed his eyes and passed out, his soul turned into a small cloud of white smoke in Xu Qingmu's hands.Xu Qingmu picked up the soul and searched for a long time but couldn't find a suitable place to store it, so he had an idea and stuffed it into his mobile phone pendant.

Seeing that Meng Xiuyuan was safe, Wen Bohan fell down on the ground again clutching his chest, looked up at the sky and said, "I'm considered complete if I can meet such a cute little friend as Xiuyuan before the ashes disappear."

Xu Qingmu knelt down, looked at him, and said, "You haven't done anything bad, but your bones are scattered and you've been stranded in the world for hundreds of years. It's really impossible to go to the Yin Division to report your reincarnation, and it's useless even to perform rituals."

A smile curled up on Wen Bohan's lips, and he said, "Yes, I know, so, for the sake of the fact that I have never done anything bad, please give me a good time."

He has closed his eyes and is ready to feel the pain of being wiped out, so as to end these hundreds of years of loneliness.

Xu Qingmu said softly: "However, you can also choose to practice in Taoist temples or temples. As long as you have enough merits and virtues, you can be reincarnated."

Wen Bohan chuckled slightly, and said, "Which temple or Taoist temple wants to take me in as a ghost? And I can't even get out."

Xu Qingmu said: "I'll take you to Lingyun Temple."

Wen Bohan was taken aback for a moment, then sat up abruptly.Even though he was dead and not breathing, he still took a sharp breath, and said eagerly: "Really, can you really take me out? Will you let me go to Lingyun Temple to practice?"

Xu Qingmu nodded.

Wen Bohan quickly clutched his chest, as if he was going to die again, and said: "You are Xu Qingmu? I heard tourists mention the names of Lingyun Temple and Xu Qingmu. They only know that this person is famous, but many people don't know Is it. Can you really? Really? Really?"

Wen Bohan's news in this mountain is very closed, he is not as well-informed as the ghosts outside, otherwise he should know that this person is the legendary bully Xu Qingmu when he sees the green hairpin.

Xu Qingmu couldn't stand his chatter, and said, "Why do you talk so much? Be quiet."

Wen Bohan was still full of surprises and doubts, but he didn't dare to say it now.

Xu Qingmu turned to Song Jue and said, "Use your mobile phone pendant."

Song Jue took out the phone and revealed the dangling pink plush pendant.

Wen Bohan's expression changed, and he said awkwardly, "This, is this too cute?"

Xu Qingmu said: "What nonsense are you talking about, this is a hunk pendant, this is what a burly hunk like you should like."

Song Jue nodded in agreement, and said, "That's right, the macho's choice."

Wen Bohan: ...

After struggling for two seconds, Wen Bohan cheered up, after all, being able to go out was better than anything else.He was so excited that he was incoherent, and began to ramble non-stop: "I, I don't know how to thank you, then, how about I risk being punished by God and then calculate it for you? Oh, I did it, these two The mobile phone pendant looks like an ordinary plush toy on the surface, but in fact it contains a love affair."

Xu Qingmu: ...

Song Jue chuckled lightly: "If you don't want to be beaten, just get in by yourself."

Wen Bohan was very clever, he responded immediately, and then immediately turned into a black smoke and got into the pendant.

Xu Qingmu was not angry when he failed to catch him and beat him. He just clapped his hands and said, "This matter is settled."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a sudden noise in the forest behind him, and Hui An ran over with a group of monks, his face full of anxiety.

When seeing Xu Qingmu and Song Jue, Hui An's astonishment was indescribable. He said in disbelief, "The fluctuation of spiritual power just now was...you?"

Xu Qingmu tilted his head, but did not answer his words.

Hui'an closed her eyes to digest the surprise, then opened her eyes and asked, "Then, where's the ghost? Where's Little Benefactor Meng?"

Xu Qingmu picked up Song Jue and shook his mobile phone pendant together, and said, "It's all here."

Because of her anxiety, Hui An didn't see the soul clearly in the pendant for a while, and said impatiently, "What are you doing with two plush toys?"

Wen Bohan stuck his head out of the pendant and said leisurely: "Actually, this is a relationship."

Xu Qingmu: ...

Song Jue: ...

Because he was afraid of being beaten, Wen Bohan quickly shrank his head back after speaking.

Hui'an was taken aback, and when she looked closely, she realized that the souls of Meng Xiuyuan and Wen Bohan were respectively contained in the two pendants.

Hui'an was shocked and said, "How is it possible, how could you find it so quickly!"

Song Jue made a gesture of invitation to Xu Qingmu, giving him this chance to pretend to be X.

Xu Qingmu said to Hui'an, "Big data algorithms are simple and efficient, much more convenient than relying solely on human flesh."

Huian:? ? ?

Xu Qingmu put his hands on his hips and said, "knowledge is power, knowledge is power!"