My Taoist Temple is trending again

Yuan Chengji was stunned for no reason, he was stunned for a while, and then he also exploded.

He was personally invited by the director general!Respected abroad too!What's wrong with taking the main seat!This group of country folks who have never seen the world!

Yuan Chengji became angry immediately, and immediately took out a bunch of magic tools from his waist and put them on the table, such as glutinous rice, gossip mirror, mahogany sword, ink fountain line... Anyway, they are all things recorded in ancient books to deal with zombies , and finally there is a bunch of garlic and a golden cross.

Everyone was speechless.

No wonder this buddy can fool foreigners. This equipment is not only complete but also very mix-and-match.

Yuan Chengji snorted coldly, and said: "All these magic weapons of mine have been auctioned in foreign auction houses over the years, and they were all used by sages and great powers! Have you ever seen them!"

Everyone rolled their eyes in unison, and it was rare to see such uniform eyes.

Yuan Chengji continued angrily: "I originally thought that everyone could cooperate, but now it seems that you don't seem to want to cooperate. It doesn't matter, we will each rely on our own abilities!"

Originally, these people relied on their own abilities, and they looked down on each other, let alone such a fake foreign devil who came back from abroad.

Seeing that there was going to be trouble again, Xu Qingmu felt a little headache, and said, "Then what... let me say something."

As soon as Xu Qingmu opened his mouth, all the cultivators were really quiet. They turned their heads to look at Xu Qingmu, completely leaving Yuan Chengji aside.

Xu Qingmu continued: "The scope of this town is neither big nor small. It really takes some time to find a Hanba. The meeting is just to divide the area. If you don't want to cooperate, you don't cooperate. It's not necessary. Quarreling, isn't it over if everyone finds their own way?"

Everyone responded, and stopped talking, and started to take maps to draw areas, but Yuan Chengji was still angry, turned his head and glared at Xu Qingmu angrily, seeing that he was so young and dressed so plainly, he thought who he was Apprentices brought by Taoist priests.

Yuan Chengji immediately raised his voice and said, "Is it your turn, a little Taoist priest, to intervene when we are talking?"

Everyone at the scene fell silent at the same time, as if they had heard something terrifying, they turned their heads to look at Yuan Chengji, and the entire conference hall could hear a needle drop.

Yuan Chengji felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird, his eyes swept over everyone, his face was full of doubts.

However, this group of people who had been sneering at him before suddenly looked at him and smiled slowly.

It's just... Yuan Chengji felt that those smiles were not kind, as if he was gloating.

Yuan Chengji continued to speak loudly: "Why are you staring at me! Is there any problem?"

"No problem." The female cultivator's smile suddenly became very friendly, and then she said, "Friend Daoist Yuan really doesn't pay attention to domestic news, and doesn't know many things, and doesn't know many people."

The black-robed Taoist said: "It's a pity, it's a pity. Although Daoist Yuan is not young, his hair is still very thick and black. It's a pity."

The young Taoist said: "Why don't you take a few more selfies while you still have hair?"

The old monk touched his bald head and said, "Amitabha."

Yuan Chengji:? ? ?

Xu Qingmu: ...

Xu Qingmu turned to look at Song Jue, feeling very wronged.

Has the little overlord's cruelty become so deeply rooted in the hearts of the people?

Song Jue completely got the meaning of Xu Qingmu's eyes, so he whispered: "They are too exaggerated, you are obviously easy to get along with."

Xu Qingmu suddenly felt very comforted.

While the others gloated at Xu Qingmu's misfortune because he had offended Xu Qingmu, they quickly let go of their initial grievances and happily picked up the map to divide the area.

Yuan Chengji was completely left on the sidelines, neither knowing what was going on with them nor how he should deal with it, and finally gritted his teeth and said in a low voice: "I think you don't watch foreign news, you don't know what I am No one knows what I'm capable of! I thought I was really amazing!"

While speaking, he hung his powerful magic weapons back on his waist, then got up and left.

The rest of the people hurriedly discussed the areas they were responsible for, greeted Xu Qingmu, and then quickly left the conference hall, and immediately began to look for traces of Hanba.

Everyone didn't want to fall behind others, let alone let this fake foreign devil be arrogant.

Xu Qingmu and Song Jue were the last to walk out of the conference hall.

Song Jue also looked up Yuan Chengji on the Internet. There are a lot of news about him on the Internet. He still has a certain reputation and influence in foreign Chinese circles.

Xu Qingmu also looked at it, and then said: "He should also have some moral skills, but no one talks to him abroad. He is trapped in the well, so he is inevitably proud."

Song Jue said: "Don't expect him to help, as long as he doesn't make trouble."

Xu Qingmu nodded in agreement.

The two walked around the town briefly.

The population of the town is not dense, and it takes a long distance to see a house.This place is located in a hilly area, with rolling low hills and dense vegetation covering the hills, which is quite green and beautiful.Most of the roads in the town are narrow machine roads, and it is inconvenient for cars to drive in.

Xu Qingmu and Song Jue wandered around for a while, then broke off the branch Yujian. When they looked down from the sky, they saw other cultivators one after another, some on foot, and some on local passenger motorcycles.

The funniest one was Yuan Seung-ki, who was sitting on a tractor owned by a local villager, and his face was full of irritable fumes from the black smoke from the chimney.

Xu Qingmu hurriedly slowed down Yu Jian's speed, and said to Song Jue: "Look, the masters who came back from abroad don't have any face at all."

Song Jue looked down at Yuan Chengji's unlucky appearance, chuckled lightly, and said, "I still have a meeting with the Taoist leader."

The corner of Xu Qingmu's mouth twitched.

He was never proud when others praised him. Every time Song Jue praised him, he wanted to cock his tail. He couldn't help showing off his skills and sped up his speed. He even wanted to do a mid-air spin for two and a half weeks.

Xu Qingmu chattered for a while, but he didn't delay the business. After flying for a while, he pointed to the front and said, "Look, can you see any difference?"

Song Jue is not very good at feng shui, but he still saw the difference in a hill at a glance - the hill is surrounded by raised mountains, only it is the lowest, the whole mountain looks very gloomy, exposed The land is white-yellow and light-colored, and the vegetation is sparse.

Song Jue said: "The small hill over there seems to be out of the sun's rays, and the color of the soil looks very alkaline."

Xu Qingmu said with a smile: "Boss Song is so smart. This is a place where the three suns do not shine. There is no sunlight all year round. Moreover, this kind of soil is not suitable for insects and ants to survive, and external evils cannot invade. Therefore, this is an excellent place for shady corpses in the Feng Shui Bureau. , if the corpse is buried in this place, the corpse will not perish easily, and over time, zombies can be raised."

Song Jue said: "Is the Hanba there?"

Xu Qingmu said: "It smells a bit fishy, ​​but I'm not sure, and it's not necessarily that the Hanba is there. Let's go and have a look first."

As he said that, Xu Qingmu descended with his sword and landed in front of the small hill.

There are often wild animals in this mountain, and villagers seldom come to this place, so there are almost no roads here.After walking along the hillside that is not very easy to walk for a while, I soon found out.

In an inconspicuous place on the hill, there is a cave. From the outside, the inside is pitch black and bottomless, and nothing can be seen clearly.

Xu Qingmu raised his hand to touch the mud on the edge of the cave, and said, "This is definitely not formed naturally."

Song Jue took two steps forward and irradiated the cave wall with his mobile phone, saying, "But the villagers probably didn't dig it, and there are no traces of tools... like fingernail scratches, and they were scratched from the inside out."

Therefore, this cave is likely to be related to zombies.

Without hesitation, the two walked in along the narrow opening. Song Jue turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone, which slightly illuminated a short distance ahead.The deeper you go, the more traces on the cave wall look like paw prints.

After walking about a hundred meters, the area inside the cave became slightly wider.

It should be here.

Xu Qingmu was about to speak, but he vaguely heard a little sound coming from the depths of the cave, as if some living thing was moving.

Xu Qingmu and Song Jue stood still at the same time, and Song Jue immediately turned off the flashlight of the mobile phone.

Although they couldn't see each other, they stretched out their hands to each other tacitly at the next moment. The sound of the other's shallow breathing was in their ears. Even if they couldn't see each other, they knew how they should cooperate.

The two slowly lowered their footsteps and walked a little further inside.

In this cave where you can't see your fingers, listening to the sound is an excellent skill.They clearly felt that the thing was directly in front of them, so Xu Qingmu pulled Song Jue's hand over, and quickly swipe at his palm a few times, Song Jue also understood what Xu Qingmu meant, and squeezed his palm .

Xu Qingmu suddenly felt a very itchy palm, and the itching rushed to his heart, almost disrupting his rhythm.

Fortunately, Xu Qingmu stabilized himself quickly. The moment the invisible thing walked forward, he quickly rushed up and grabbed it.

At first glance, it was in the shape of a human, with a stench. I don't know if it was a zombie, but without saying a word, Xu Qingmu raised his hand and slapped the thing's face. The thing screamed "ah", and its body tilted Then he turned towards Song Jue, and Song Jue instinctively raised his hand and slapped him towards Xu Qingmu's direction. The thing just arrived in front of Xu Qingmu, and only had time to let out a "huh", Xu Qing Mu slapped him in Song Jue's direction again.

The two of them slapped the thing back and forth several times, and when Xu Qingmu slapped it for the fourth time, the thing finally made a clear sound.

"Shit!"

Xu Qingmu's raised hand stopped immediately.

Um?what happened?Sounds like a human voice?

Song Jue was taken aback, and asked, "Zombies...can speak English?"

Xu Qingmu: ...

"Wait!" Xu Qingmu hurriedly stopped, turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone to take a picture of the thing's face, then Xu Qingmu and Song Jue took a deep breath at the same time.

This thing that the two of them were spinning around like a spinning top, what kind of zombie is it? It's clearly... Yuan Chengji.

Xu Qingmu: ...

Song Jue: ...

Yuan Chengji fell to the ground staggeringly with his legs unsteady, and fainted for a moment.

Xu Qingmu covered his face and asked, "Well, Fellow Daoist Yuan, are you okay?"

Yuan Chengji finally came back to his senses, then jumped up suddenly, glared at Xu Qingmu and Song Jue angrily, and shouted: "It's you! You are crazy! Why did you hit me!"

Xu Qingmu said awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it, why didn't you make a sound just now?"

Yuan Chengji covered his swollen face and roared angrily: "Did you give me a chance to speak out?!"

Xu Qingmu: ...

Feeling very sorry and speechless.

Yuan Chengji panted heavily, and reluctantly let out a string of English swear words, because he was so excited that Song Jue couldn't hear what he said.

Just when he was the most passionate about swearing, he suddenly stopped, let out a scream of "ah", and the whole person rushed forward, fell hard to the ground and bit the mud with a mouthful.

Xu Qingmu and Song Jue quickly spread their hands, expressing that they did nothing.

Yuan Chengji turned on the flashlight and saw that behind him, there was a tall and strong zombie rushing towards him with its fangs open. He was stunned and had no time to react. Xu Qingmu and Song Jue were indeed extremely fast, rushing up Just hold down the zombie and start beating wildly.

Yuan Chengji quickly forgot the pain of being whipped just now, and shouted excitedly: "Hahahaha, I knew it was here! I discovered it first, I discovered it first!"

At this time, Xu Qingmu and Song Jue had already beaten the zombie that jumped out suddenly to pieces.

Xu Qingmu turned his head, looked at the layers of fingerprints on Yuan Chengji's red and swollen face with a smile, and said, "Yeah, you were the one who discovered it first."