Professor, your turtle!

The night was a group dinner as usual, and the store provided Japanese-style hot pot.

In mid-July, there were several rains in succession, and the weather was much cooler.That night, there were three or five people sitting at a table, sharing a pot. The dishes were delicious and steaming, and the atmosphere was very warm with the sound of the rain falling outside the window.

Old Xu took a sip of wine with side dishes, looked at the group of young and lively graduates around him, and felt an old father's sense of accomplishment in his heart.

Of course, the so-called "warmth" is only temporary. Teenagers are just when they can make a fuss. After a few bottles of sweet brewed rice wine, they clamor to play games.

Old Xu: "Oh, what are you playing, smoking a turtle?"

The room was quiet, and the children's eyes were indescribable, as if they were looking at old-fashioned aliens.

Old Xu: "What, what's the matter! We all played this game back then!"

Crowd: "..."

Everyone silently looked away.

A boy said proficiently: "Then play the game of kings? Or truth or dare?"

"I do know a new way to play," Xu Haifan chuckled, "Have you heard of 'Miss Card'?"

The girls gave him a "hey" and said, "You're so wretched, Xu Haifan!"

"Where are you thinking?" Xu Haifan was confident, "It's just a name."

"Come on, let me teach you."

This is basically a drinking game. Everyone draws cards in a round and participates in the game according to the characters corresponding to the cards.

For example, the person who draws the "Miss card" has to drink with whoever it is his turn to drink; if the "camera" is drawn, he can pick a time to call "camera", everyone is not allowed to move, and the last one to drink; The "toilet card", only the card can be used to go to the toilet, of course, it can be given to others, and other rules, Xu Haifan explained, everyone is still a little dizzy, decided to open a round to test the waters.

Poor old Xu was forced to play together by the students pressing his head. No one dared to press Fu Mingyuan, but he got up spontaneously and sat down beside Ji Fan.

Ji Fan: "Professor..."

"Continue." Fu Mingyuan said lightly.

Before the words were finished, the temperature around them dropped several degrees in an instant, and several laughing and playing students unconsciously lowered their voices.

Xu Haifan coughed dryly, and the game started.

Ji Fan was unlucky and got the worst "Miss card" in the first round.

Everyone booed: "Wow! Miss! Miss! Have a drink first!"

Xu Haifan gave a strange laugh, and immediately took out a huge wine glass from behind, ready to fill it up for him.

Ji Fan: "..." Really, forget about dead gay friends.

Although the alcohol content of sweet brewed rice wine is about 0, but if you drink so much at one time, and you don't have a toilet card in your hand, will you be suffocated to death?

This effect is what you want to play the game, and everyone looks at Xu Haifan who is "righteously killing relatives" with approval.

At this moment, Professor Fu who had been sitting quietly spoke up.

"They are all students, who taught you to drink like this?"

His voice is not high, but his expression is serious, his brows are slightly frowned, and he looks very intimidating.

The booing crowd: "..."

No, everyone who lost the game just now also drank, why didn't you see you speak?

From the beginning of the game to now, Professor Fu has been as still as a mountain, and I thought he was also very good at playing!

Everyone didn't dare to ask the cold-faced Fu Mingyuan, "Why did you shield Ji Fan?" However, some people were willing to make excuses for him.

A certain boy had an idea: "Yeah, Ji Fan has to accompany Mr. Fu to sleep in the west hall at night, what should I do if I'm drunk?"

Ji Fan: "..." What?Don't talk nonsense, young man!

Fu Mingyuan nodded slightly, with a cold expression, looking extremely serious.

The pure people didn't realize that there was something wrong with "□□" at all, and suddenly said: "Oh, that is, in case Professor Fu vomited all over in the middle of the night..."

Or, there are more terrifying associations: Ji Fan was too drunk to walk, and Fu Mingyuan ordered another student to go...

No, no!Absolutely not!

Everyone reached a consensus in an instant, threw away the big cup that had been taken from Xu Haifan, and handed it to Ji Fan with a small wine cup that was better than nothing.

"Just drink whatever you want."

"Yeah, haha, let's play!"

Last semester, the girl who competed with Ji Fan for fast calculations kept losing in boxing games, and now she had drunk a lot, so she blushed and winked at him: "Xiao Fanfan, if you can't drink, you have to tell your sister?"

Ji Fan: "...um."

Fu Mingyuan's side dropped several degrees in an instant.

At the end of the round, Ji Fan didn't drink as much as Xu Haifan lost.

In the second round of reshuffle, everyone gave way to Ji Fan intentionally or unintentionally. No one chose him as a designated wine companion, and the card draw was like an appointment.

Another "Pass" was drawn, and Ji Fan heaved a sigh of relief, turning his head to look at Fu Mingyuan.

The man showed no expression on his face, he took a card from the deck and opened it.

"Damn, 'crazy'!" Some boys stared in surprise.

"The person who got the 'crazy' can talk to everyone at will, but no one is allowed to answer, and he has to drink!" Xu Haifan leaned over cheaply, "Oh yes, I forgot to say, before we start, we have to talk to each other." Shout out 'I'm crazy!'"

Fu Mingyuan: "..."

Everyone: "..."

They were convinced, and it turned out that Xu Haifan was the real iron-headed warrior.

Xu Haifan gloated: "Remember, be loud, loud, shout, oh~"

Fu Mingyuan put down his cards and said coldly, "I'm crazy."

No one laughed, and everyone looked away silently.

What a crime.Taking Professor Fu to play this kind of game will only scare others into crazy, right?

Everyone continued to draw cards, but the atmosphere was obviously not as active as before. They were all cautious, for fear that Fu Mingyuan would take a fancy to him.

——Just kidding, Mr. Fu talked to you, even if he knew it was the rules of the game, who would dare not answer?

As it turns out, someone dared.

After a while, Fu Mingyuan suddenly said, "Ji Fan?"

There was a sudden silence in the room.

Ji Fan was talking with the classmate next to him, when he heard this, he turned his head and stared at him for a while, holding back his words.

The classmates next to him were all anxious for him, and secretly elbowed him: "Hey, it's okay, just have a drink."

Who knows, when Fu Mingyuan saw Ji Fan's eyes fall back on him, he felt very satisfied, and nodded, "It's fine, it's fine."

Everyone: "..."

Not far away, Xu Haifan secretly gave Ji Fan a thumbs up.

Everyone continued to play a few small games, and the atmosphere became active again.

At this moment, Fu Mingyuan turned around and said, "Xu Haifan."

Xu Haifan suddenly covered his mouth, looking alert as if you don't want to take advantage of me.

Fu Mingyuan squinted his eyes: "Will you follow me to the west hall?"

???

In desperation, he blurted out: "No!"

Everyone: "..." Will Professor Fu know how to play?

Fu Mingyuan spread his hands and motioned him to drink.Poor student Xu Haifan had no choice but to take out the big wine glass aggrieved, and drank the full tank with tears in his eyes.

After playing the game for a few rounds, Lao Xu, as the first target of the fire, was lying on the ground gasping for breath.Several other active students were also fed a lot. They were either drunk, or their stomachs were bloated, and their combat effectiveness had obviously declined.

Seeing that the wine was almost empty, someone suggested to tell a story.

In summer, of course we have to tell ghost stories.

Everyone gathered around and turned off the overhead lights, leaving only a faint paper lantern in the center.

"I'll come first," a girl boldly grabbed the flashlight and lit up her face from the bottom up, "Have you heard... the story of the toilet ghost?"

Everyone held their swollen stomachs and wailed: "No way!"

"Once upon a time, there was a butcher named Zhang Hu who used to drag the pork he killed to go to the county town to go to the market, and stayed at the post at night. On this day, he sold a particularly large amount of pork. He was in a good mood and called for more than half a catty for dinner. I ate and drank rice wine with pigs in the water. As a result, I woke up in the middle of the night with bloated urine, felt a dull pain in my stomach, and went out to go to the bathroom drunk."

The girl paused, pretending to be mysterious and said: "The night outside is dark and windy, Zhang Hu walked to the hut and squatted down, and suddenly heard something like a snoring sound coming from underneath. He looked down—"

"Damn it," Xu Haifan trembled in fright, "Is there a ghost?"

"Wow, that's too bad..."

The girl shrugged: "No, it's too dark, he didn't see anything. However, the sound of snoring kept coming, and there seemed to be something round and shrugging underneath, vaguely like the hand of a beautiful woman. So he Take a closer look, at this moment, the soles of your feet slipped..."

Everyone held their breath and heard her say seriously: "The next morning, people found Butcher Zhang unconscious. He collapsed in the toilet, half of his face was bitten off."

Xu Haifan trembled: "Been, be ghosted?"

Girl: "..." She rolled her eyes, "Being a pig! Come on, have you never seen a pig toilet in a rural area?"

Xu Haifan: "..." Not really.

Ji Fan whispered to him about science. He had read in the book that some rural areas used to connect pigpens to human toilets. On the one hand, manure can be used as pig food, and on the other hand, it can also be composted.

After Xu Haifan heard it, he was not so scared anymore, and started yelling again: "What kind of ghost story is this!"

Not to be outdone, the girl said, "Isn't it scary when the butcher kills a pig and the pig comes to take revenge?"

"Where is it?"

"Where does it count?" She snorted, "When you go to the bathroom, watch out for pigs biting your ass."

Xu Haifan: "..." He imagined the scene and said weakly, "No, I think I'm going to vomit."

Everyone expressed their sympathy. After all, in addition to drinking tonight, they also ate a lot of meat, pork...

The whole class reunion had to come to an end for a while because of a crazy story about falling san.

After breaking up, Fu Mingyuan greeted Lao Xu and led Ji Fan back.

The brightly lit East Hall was gradually left behind, turned a few turns, and even the lanterns with the word "tang" hung on the cornices were no longer visible, only the soft sound of footsteps stepping on dead branches remained.

The flashlight was turned on, casting a small ray of light.

Ji Fan swallowed nervously.

Fu Mingyuan, who was walking in front, seemed to sense his uneasiness, stopped and grabbed his hand.

"Fear?"

Ji Fan blushed a little: "No, no..."

"Oh," Fu Mingyuan paused subtly, "it happens to be boring on the road, so shall I tell a ghost story too?"

Ji Fan: "No!"

"Didn't you say you weren't afraid?"

Ji Fan: "..." Resisting the urge to beg for mercy, he gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, then tell me."

The corners of Fu Mingyuan's lips curled up a little, and he took another step, leading him to turn towards the path.

"If you have a little understanding of Japanese architecture, you should know that they like to make closets embedded in the wall? Usually they are used to store clothes and quilts, but occasionally there are some other uses."

"What, what?"

"It is said that some people tend to hide the refuge passage in the closet during wartime. You know, it is used to hide from bombing or when street fighting occurs." Fu Mingyuan gestured, "In some old-fashioned buildings, you open the closet, When you remove the piled things, you can find a second door behind, which is a safe passage, and it’s quite interesting for children.”

"Um……"

"For security reasons, the doors are generally very thick, and it is difficult for sound to come out."

Ji Fan had a bad intuition, but he still couldn't help asking, "So?"

Fu Mingyuan said indifferently: "After all, they are all abandoned buildings that have been in disrepair for a long time. If there are children hiding inside and playing hide-and-seek, they accidentally knocked off the doorknob..."

Ji Fan: "..."

"The entrance is very hidden, and there is a closet next to it. If the door cannot be opened from the inside, no matter how hard they slap the wall, they will not be heard. Parents can't find it, thinking that the child has gone to play elsewhere .”

"The final result is to starve to death in a place separated by a wall from the exit."

Ji Fan's hairs almost stood on end.

In the darkness, Fu Mingyuan's voice carried a smile: "Then, what if such a place is taken over by unknowing people after a few years and redeveloped into a hotel?"

Ji Fan: "..."

Fu Mingyuan added: "So, if you hear a light tapping sound from the closet at night, don't be curious to open it."

Thinking of the positions of the two of them, Ji Fan's teeth trembled: "You, you, stop talking."

Fu Mingyuan still wanted to tease him, but when he looked back, he saw Ji Fan biting his lower lip pitifully, his face was pale, and his whole body was trembling slightly.

His heart softened, and he quickly hugged him into his arms: "Hey, don't be afraid."

Ji Fan clutched his shirt tightly, plunged into his arms, nestled like an ostrich and refused to come out.

"It's nothing, I made it up." Fu Mingyuan didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and comforted his head and back back and forth, "Who knew you were so careless?"

Ji Fan said angrily, "You are obviously..."

"Ok?"

After being hugged and coaxed for a while, he finally breathed a sigh of relief, his voice became louder, and he accused him a little wronged: "You are just revenge and I ignored you just now!"

This narrow-minded man!

Fu Mingyuan looked away guiltily, and muttered: "Who told you to always talk to others?"

Ji Fan said urgently: "It was just now! If the two of us want to talk, don't we have another night to talk slowly?"

"That's right," Fu Mingyuan rubbed the back of his neck, and smiled slowly, "There's still one more night."

Hearing his voice, Ji Fan's ears turned red again.

When he calmed down, he was embarrassed to hold him all the time, broke free from his arms, and coughed dryly: "Then, let's go back early?"

Fu Mingyuan nodded in agreement, quickened his pace, and led him steadily through the dark garden to the west hall.

The porch was lit, but the strange thing was that Xiao Yun, who had promised to be on the night shift, was not there.

Ji Fan tentatively called out twice, but did not answer.He leaned into the front desk and took a look. The teacup was still hot, so he probably left not long ago.

"Probably went to the toilet?" He turned around.

Fu Mingyuan had already taken the key of "Zhujian" from the wall familiarly, and led him: "Let's go."

The corridor is very long, and the wind is blowing outside the corridor, which is more gloomy than during the day.

Ji Fan secretly looked at the sliding doors on the left and right sides, unable to control himself from thinking about the stories Fu Mingyuan told, he leaned against him, and was immediately hugged tightly by the other party.

Fu Mingyuan was obviously very satisfied with him taking the initiative to throw himself into his arms, comforting him "don't be afraid" with dignity, and at the same time casually mentioned: "Oh, it seems that this house was also built before the war?"

Ji Fan: "..."

If I knew it earlier, I shouldn't have trusted this man!

To make matters worse, he was given a lot of alcohol tonight, and there was only one restroom at the end of the corridor.There is still a whole night, how should I survive?

The author has something to say: Fu Mingyuan: I want to go to the bathroom, please?

感谢在2020-01-2023:16:17~2020-01-2222:18:12期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: a big jio rabbit and a doctor;

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!