God, you scared the baby

"Ran, do you want a baby?" One morning, Juechen asked Su Ran while lying on the bed.

"Huh?" Su Ran turned over in a daze, "Of course I want to..."

Juechen turned to Su Ran's body and kissed him: "Then let's make a baby?"

"Huh?!" Su Ran came to his senses, and immediately became energetic: "Are you kidding me?! Two men?!"

Juechen pressed on Su Ran and smiled evilly: "You don't have to worry about this, you should save your energy and deal with the next thing."

"Fuck off! Are you a Teddy?! Uh...uh..."

[A group of river crabs crawled past~~~]

Two months later, Juechen came back with a child in his arms... [Both of you, good speed Σ(°Д°;]

"This is..." Su Ran looked at the white and tender little bun in Juechen's arms, and said in surprise, "You actually have an illegitimate child?!"

"How could I do that kind of thing with someone other than you? What is your little head thinking every day?" Juechen kissed Su Ran's forehead helplessly and dotingly.

At this time, the little bun in Juechen's arms: →_→Tsk, show your affection in front of me, when I grow up, I will have your fruit to eat...

Su Ran pushed Juechen, hugged the child, and poked Xiao Baozi's face: "Then this child is..."

"This... don't ask about this, it's our child anyway." Juechen thought to himself: 'I can tell you, I made it out of our two sperm?I remember the last time I lied to him and was almost driven to the sofa (.??︿??.)'

If Su Ran knew what he was thinking, he would roar: Sure enough, you still have mana!besides!You obviously refused to go to the sofa last time!Make innocent eyes like I abandoned you!you goblin!Give me back my cold male god! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴

Su Ran, who didn't know this, believed Juechen's words: "Then what's his name?"

Juechen hugged Su Ran's waist from behind, and rubbed his chin on Su Ran's shoulder: "As you like, as long as you have my surname."

"Then say whatever I like..." Su Ran curled her lips: "Then call it Luo Ran."

Little Baozi Luoran: →_→It’s really casual...

"Hey, why did I see the disgust in Xiao Baozi's eyes..." Su Ran touched Juechen with his shoulder.

"It's just an illusion."

"Look at him, he doesn't have any expression..."

Suddenly a waxy voice sounded: "Because I hate it."

Su Ran: Σ(°Д°;

Juechen: =_=

"He, he, he talked?!" Su Ran almost threw Luo Ran away.

"Because I am a god... so, he is also considered to be half a god."

"...So, you still have mana, right?" Seeing that Juechen didn't answer immediately, Su Ran immediately confirmed her thoughts: "Sleep on the sofa tonight." After speaking, she was about to carry Luo Ran upstairs.

Juechen immediately grabbed Luo Ran and threw it on the sofa... That's right, it was thrown...

Luo Ran: →_→Mom's mentally handicapped father, wait for me to grow up... huh...

Su Ran was terrified to go to see Luo Ran, but was suppressed by Juechen. Su Ran pushed Juechen: "Go and see if the baby is hurt first!"

"He has a half-divine body, so he won't fall to his death." After speaking, he carried Su Ran upstairs.

Luo Ran: →_→ This is my real father.

……

Luo Ran, who is very resentful, has been acting cute to Su Ran since he was able to walk...Although he has facial paralysis...but Su Ran thinks he is cute and likes him even more.

Ever since Luo Ran could walk, every time Juechen pressed Su Ran to do things like river crabs, Luo Ran would find various reasons to make trouble. Every time Juechen wanted to kill him, but he had his father Protection, Luo Ran said, he is not afraid! ╮(╯_╰)╭

……

"Dad, open the door and sleep with me!" Luo Ran knocked on the door again.

Juechen opened the door with a gloomy face: "It's morning!"

"I want my father to sleep with me!" Luo Ran looked into Juechen's eyes with a slumped face without fear.

"Huh? Baby." Su Ran was still confused: "If the baby wants to sleep together, just sleep together." After finishing speaking, she took Luo Ran into the room.

Where Su Ran couldn't see, Luo Ran turned around and gave Juechen a V.

Juechen was so angry that he almost broke the door, but finally had no choice but to close the door.

The sun shines on the off-white big bed, on the bed Luo Ran is lying on Su Ran's body, Su Ran is hugging Luo Ran, and Juechen is hugging Su Ran.

The breeze blows, and the years are quiet.