Two legendary figures came to Oxford University.

The legend is at two o'clock.

First, one of these two people entered the school with No.1 grade, and there is a big gap between No.1 and No.2.

The other one was even more amazing. He published a paper and was recruited by their school with a full scholarship before finishing his senior year in high school. The professors at their school were desperate to recommend him as a candidate for the Nobel Prize.

Second, the first two are Chinese.

In fact, Britain is not the place where the discrimination against Chinese is the most serious, but most Westerners have a sense of racial superiority, and they always feel that their whites are the most noble race in the world.

Therefore, if you Chinese come to study in our school, we welcome you with open arms.You Chinese come to study in our school with faulty high scores, sorry, no.

In the first week of school, Jiang Lin and Xiang Huan did not have a good time, because in addition to adapting to living and studying abroad, they also had to deal with various strange competitions every day.

People in school don't hate you on the surface, they don't bully you, it's too naive for them.

They like to compete and crush you fundamentally. If possible, crushing you with the results you are proud of is the best.

Therefore, Jiang Lin and Xiang Huanze were dealing with various difficult problems every day.

All kinds of difficult problems that they can't solve, even the problems that the professor is still studying, they also steal out to ask.

When you can't solve the questions they prepared for you, he will laugh at you: "Wow, I thought you were so good, you can't even do this question."

"It's a question that every Englishman in our school can do."

For No.1, they used this method.They treated the person admitted with a full scholarship even more harshly. They even used ancient British legends to test him.

It's a pity that no matter what the test was, they never had a chance to say those words.

Because these two people are really fucking... anything!

The most intense competition was in the first week. By the second week, most people knew that these two Chinese were very good, and they didn't run into the wall anymore.

There are only a few people who go to abuse.

Two weeks later, the world between the two of them was finally quiet.

Everyone in the school who wanted to find them has realized the fact that these two Chinese are really awesome!

But cleanliness is good, too much cleanliness is meaningless.

After two weeks of unilateral crushing, the Brits who were initially saying 'school violence is so childish, we're grown-ups, don't do such things' started to isolate the two of them.

It's not isolation, to be precise, it's hiding.

There was a feeling of "you are so powerful, I don't want to expose my IQ with you, why can't I hide from you?"

This state lasted only a week before it was broken by a welcome party for admission.

Because at this grand party, a Chinese delicacy appeared, spicy crayfish.

Jiang Lin and Xiang Huanze hired a local Chinese cook to make it.

Jiang Lin will never forget the expressions on the faces of those British people after eating Ma Xiao, that kind of expression like an orgasm, that kind of joy from the heart.

What national borders, what festivals, are all insignificant in front of the spicy crayfish.

There is no conflict that a meal of spicy crayfish can't solve. If there is, then have another meal.

So, in the second week after the entrance welcome ceremony, Jiang Lin and Xiang Huanze invited their classmates from the same college to eat Ma Xiao again.

The students let go of their suspicions in this way.

The third time I ate spicy crayfish in the UK was for Jiang Lin and Xiang Huanze.

This time I didn't ask others to do it, but Xiang Huanze did it himself.

Talent is really amazing. This rich second generation has the talent to cook. The first time he tried to cook spicy crayfish, he cooked it better than that experienced cook.

With beer in his left hand and spicy crayfish in his right hand, Jiang Lin felt that it was the best dinner he had in England.

But it was strange that Xiang Huan didn't move his chopsticks that night, but just watched him eat.

He laughed while watching, and his smile was particularly pervasive.

When he was about to sleep, Jiang Lin knew why he was smiling.

Because he bought a strawberry-flavored thread safety set.

The strawberry-flavored lubricant for the two of them finally came together.

Jiang Lin wanted to refuse, but Xiang Huan started laughing again. Under the dim light, his perceptive smile turned into a charming one.

So Jiang Lin, who couldn't resist being seduced by sex, was messed with by Xiang Huan all night with the strawberry two-piece suit.

Hmm... How should I put it, the threaded one is really different, it's so fucking cool!

But Jiang Lin seemed to have forgotten one thing, he ate a big plate of spicy crayfish before doing it.

The result of Ma Xiaojia's excessive indulgence is - getting angry.

Xiang Huan was forced to abstinence for a month.

Get angry, it will be fine in a week.

Jiang Lin punished him for the remaining three weeks, who told him to make him a bunch of spicy crayfish even though he knew he was going to do it at night.

Xiang Huan has learned the lesson of blood and tears, and will never cook spicy crayfish for Jiang Lin again.

The author has something to say: Here, Jiang Lin was admitted with a full scholarship, which means that the admission notice was issued, and he enrolled with Xiang Huanze

Then, I begged for five-star praise, if not five-star, four-star is also possible

Four stars!can not be lower!

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