Mr. Guda is forced to go on a blind date

Who is this guy?

Fujimaru Tachika's mind froze for a second, and then he managed to extract information about this young man from the corner of his memories from the distinctive bandage on the opponent's hand.

Osamu Dazai.

Most of the "Daoxi rice dumplings" that he bought half of his wallet were smashed in the car.

Because this incident made him very angry, and even impressed Osamu Dazai who had only met once, so he could quickly recall the other party's name through the bandage on the other party's body.

But listening to the tone of the other party, it seemed that He Zhong also knew each other, and they called so intimately.

Fujimaru Tatsuka thought to himself.

"One minute has passed, and Chuya still hasn't hit me. This is one of the most miraculous events in the world." Osamu Dazai said exaggeratedly, his mouth turned into a surprised "1", but Fujimaru stood up. Xiang knew that this was just an exaggerated acting skill.

I don't want to talk to such boring people.

Fujimaru Tachika stirred the coffee in his hand.

But obviously, the man on the opposite side didn't intend to just let it go, Dazai Osamu continued: "Is it true that I'm right? I like the person opposite so much that I don't even dare to refute him loudly? Tsk tsk tsk."

Seeing "Chuya Nakahara" continue to ignore him stirring the coffee, Osamu Dazai felt that he had to do something, otherwise he seemed to be a little inferior.

Although he and Zhongyuan Zhongye hate each other, but in terms of rivalry, it has remained the same for thousands of years, especially Dazai Osamu, who has never lost in a provocation, so seeing Zhongyuan Zhongye is not at this moment. Moved, I was a little surprised.

The little guy has made progress.he thinks.

But if he just let the other party go like this, he wouldn't be Dazai Zhi. After all, he walked into this coffee shop just because he saw Nakahara Nakaya always peeking at a man and a woman opposite, which made him feel a little funny. The usual free and easy former partner has never been like this.

Reminiscent of the scene I saw in Kitayama in Yahara, this prompted Dazai Osamu to decide to come and eat a melon with a playful attitude.

So if he can't successfully provoke Zhongye in the Central Plains, then he will be at a loss.

Osamu Dazai sighed for a long time: "It seems that Chuya, you slug's head has finally cleared a little of the water plants inside, or that you can finally learn to be a cultural person, and you can read with your IQ. What about famous books that you just don’t understand?”

"..." Fujimaru Tateka stopped stirring the coffee, raised his head slightly, and met Dazai Osamu's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

"However, from the current point of view, Zhongye's bodyguard job is quite good. Maybe this is the most suitable job for slugs, because you don't need to use your brain at all."

"Hong Kong gangsters are really depraved. Even cadres are willing to send out to work for others. Is it so short of money?"

"It's not easy, Mr. Sen."

"Snapped".A crisp sound sounded in the quiet coffee shop, which alarmed other guests not far away, as well as Kurom and the real Chuya Nakahara.

Nakahara Zhong also followed the source of the noise, only to see Fujimaru Tachika who was clenching his fist and suspected that he had just slammed the table hard.

The person sitting opposite Fujimaru Tachika is Dazai Osamu.

Although from his point of view, Osamu Dazai had his back turned to him, but that annoying aura was definitely Osamu Dazai, and Nakahara Naka could be sure.

Dazai! ! !

The alarm bells in Zhongya's heart rang loudly, what is he going to do with Lixiang?What did he say to Lixiang?Why did he go to Lixiang?After all these three questions flashed through his mind, Nakahara Chuya remembered that Fujimaru Tachika was using his own body now, and Dazai Osamu had provoked him in the past.

"Sorry, my friend seems to be in trouble, I have to go over and deal with it." Nakahara Zhongya explained to Coulom.

Coulom nodded: "It's okay, you go and get busy, I'm going back too."

After finishing speaking, she got up, didn't ask any more thoughtful questions, but gradually walked towards the door of the coffee shop.

After there were no idlers waiting within at least three places around, Nakahara Chuya sat down beside Fujimaru Tatsuka, frowning.

He originally wanted to question Osamu Dazai immediately, but considering that he and Tachika are currently in a special stage of body exchange, not many people know that, for the sake of Tatsuka's safety, Nakahara Nakahara had to forcibly hold back his feelings for Osamu Dazai The loathing, not showing any abnormality for the time being.

After all, besides being a bandage genius, the person across from him is also a genius.

"Fujimaru, good afternoon." Compared to Nakahara Chuya, Dazai Osamu's attitude towards "Fujimaru Tachika" is much better, but it is only superficially gentle.

Seeing the appearance of Fujimaru Tachika and Nakahara Nakaya sitting next to each other, Osamu Dazai said: "Your relationship looks really good, but Fujimaru-san, don't be fooled by the little guy? Do you want to treat you guys?" Do you want to reconsider your relationship? I sincerely advise you from the bottom of my heart."

"?" Fujimaru Tachika couldn't hold back, and glared at the other party.

"Don't look at Mafia's job. The salary is good. In fact, he licks blood on the knife edge all the time. He might die one day. Moreover, the little guy often travels for ten days and a half months. During the mission, he can't Keeping in touch with each other from time to time is about the same as a long-distance relationship, right?" Osamu Dazai spread his hands, showing that he was really doing the analysis sincerely, without any falsehood.

"Chuya has a very stupid mouth. He can't even say the most basic love words. As far as I know, he hasn't even held a girl's hand. Isn't your relationship boring? What's more, this guy His wine quality is not good, and he always likes to beat people when he is drunk, as his poor former partner, I will be beaten badly every time I pass by."

"Really, as a bystander, I sincerely suggest that you two break up."

In this short 5 minutes, Fujimaru Tatsuka experienced "Chuya is not as bad as you said, Chuya is super good" and "Wait, wait, we are not lovers, what's wrong with being so shy" The double emotional fusion attack.

But no matter what, he was - pissed off!

Zhong Yuan Zhong also thought, "Okay, you mackerel, you actually hurt me so much", and planned to open his mouth to mock the other party fiercely, revealing all the dark history of the other party, but before he could open his mouth, he heard Fujimaru Tachika next to him smiled coldly.

"This, Mr. Dazai, right?" Fujimaru Tatsuka said.

"First of all, Zhongye is not as bad as you said. Although I haven't been with Zhongye for a long time, I know very well that Zhongye can even do high math and physics problems in college, which shows that Zhongye is definitely a cultural person. , if you want to refute this point, please go and do all the questions in the college physics competition of the flower planter next door this year in front of me, and then talk about it, and I may still listen to it.”

"Secondly, whether it is the work of Mafia or the work of bodyguards, Zhong Ye is very serious about carrying it out and never slacks off. There is no distinction between high and low in jobs in the world."

"Finally, I don't mind that my future lover often travels on business, because it's all about working hard for a career. What love needs is not sweet words, but companionship is the longest confession of love. If you say that the wine is not good, I'm sorry, I think if Chuya hit you, then there would be no problem at all."

What's more, there are so many heroic spirits in Chaldea who love to drink, but they never hurt innocent people after they are drunk. Sexual harm is within measure.

At most it makes a mess of the room, but it also cleans the room up again.

Fujimaru Tachika took a deep breath and told herself to be calm, to be calm, to be calm, and not to care about this bandage.

He is not the kind of person who gets angry easily, and he has rarely refuted someone so fiercely, but he is really angry. The person in front of him not only made him unable to eat the Daoxi Dumpling, but also slandered him in front of him. Let's see if he doesn't kill the opponent.snort.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also shocked.

what happened?Is that guy Dazai Osamu so obedient?Didn't even refute a word?Where did his flexible tongue go?How strange.

But Lixiang's behavior of angering Osamu Dazai made Nakahara Chuya very happy, and he was very relieved. He had long wanted to annoy Osamu Dazai fiercely, but he couldn't talk to the other party every time.

In the end, Osamu Dazai could only say with a headache and helplessness: "Have you finished?"

Fujimaru Tatsuka said "Hum", and met Dazai Osamu's sight without any fear.

Osamu Dazai sighed, spreading his hands, thinking what was going on today, and instead of eating a melon, he was slapped hard.

He, Dazai Osamu, has never been a person who can't fight back when he hits or scolds, but he really has nothing to do with this person in front of him.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai has been keenly aware of one thing from what was wrong just now, that is, Fujimaru Tatsuka and Nakahara Nakahara may also have exchanged souls, that is to say, the person who angered him is Fujimaru Tachibana fragrant.

Such things as soul swaps sound unimaginable, but Dazai Osamu will not miss this possibility. After all, the world is very big, and there are always wonders.

Facing many mysteries, but only "the other party is sheltered by a powerful force", it is certain that Fujimaru Tachika, Dazai Osamu has to admit that it is not bad to suffer occasionally, at least he does not want to offend Fujimaru Tachika. strength.

So Osamu Dazai had no choice but to leave in despair.

Fujimaru Tatsuka, who was out of breath, turned her head and saw Nakahara Nakaya looking at her, feeling uneasy in her heart.

Does Zhonghui think that I was very fierce just now?Think what I said was too much and mean?

Miscellaneous thoughts immediately overwhelmed Fujimaru Tachika, but in the end what he waited for was Chuya Nakahara's hearty laughter.

"Hahahahahahaha, I've never seen that guy Dazai eat so much, it's so cool." Nakahara only regrets why he didn't take a picture, so that the other party can see for themselves how funny his expression was at that time , as if constipated for a whole year.

The appearance of daring to speak out greatly entertained Nakahara Chuya.

Realizing that Nakahara didn't blame himself, Fujimaru Tatsuka secretly breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly.

At this moment, a clear voice sounded in the ears of the two of them, and that voice carried the same bright smile.

"It was indeed a pleasure."

And as the voice fell, faint golden particles appeared in front of Fujimaru Tachika and Nakahara Chuya.

The beautiful, green person smiled gently at them.

"Oh, long time no see, Master, how are you doing? Your servant Enki has traveled thousands of miles to come to your side."

The author has something to say: Xiao En: I saw a good show.Pleasure.jpg

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