Little Bastard X Kidnapper

"Send off!!" Fang Yue trotted a few steps and rushed over to hug Song Song who had just stood up.

Song Song had been waiting at the door for more than an hour, and his legs were numb at the moment, and he almost fell off the ground after being hit by such a bump. Fortunately, there was a wall to support him to avoid embarrassment.

"Are you finished?" Fang Yue asked with a happy smile.

"Yeah. Half my life is ruined. You have to heal me..." Song Song stroked the stubble on his face.He was not as particular about Fang Yue, he came out to find Fang Yue after he finished his work without taking a shower or washing his face.

He lives alone because none of his roommates can tolerate his lifestyle.I get up early and stay late, my biological clock is chaotic, and I like to listen to heavy metal music at work, which made the tortoise at home die within a few months.At least Fang Yue felt that she must have been killed by the noise.But he was a little lonely after a long time alone, so he couldn't wait to come to Fang Yue to gain popularity.

"Leave it to me! I'll heal you! Come, come~ enter the house."

Fang Yue let go of Song Song who was about to slide down the wall, and took out the key to open the door.

Song Song squatted down to pick up his things, and dragged his heels in.

"I'm hungry, what do you have to eat?"

"Let me see~ you sit down~" Fang Yue put down her bag and ran into the kitchen with a smile.

The kitchen at Fang Yue's house has never been turned on, because he is afraid that the smoke will be bad for his skin, and it will be bad if he accidentally burns and cuts.Fang Yue rushed into the kitchen at this time not intending to cook for Song Song, he was just looking for snacks.

"Do you want oatmeal?" Fang Yue tiptoed to look at the things in the cupboard.

"Huh? No, it sounds terrible."

"Seaweed?"

"I can't eat enough."

"chocolate?"

"Oh? You can consider it. What brand is it?"

"XX brand dark chocolate. 85%! Delicious."

"...I don't eat dark chocolate."

"...Then, nuts?"

"Too dry."

Fang Yue slammed the door of the cupboard: "Forget it if you starve to death!"

Song Song smiled and said, "Order me a takeaway~ I want to eat pork chop rice~"

"It's already eight o'clock, eat fried food?" Fang Yue's soul of health care instinctively issued a warning, but seeing his friend lying half dead on the sofa, he still took out his mobile phone, "Wait a few years and you It must be Uncle Beer Belly."

"It's almost the same now~hahaha~" Song Song patted his stomach, but in fact he was considered thin. Although he was much fatter than when he was in college, in Fang Yue's eyes, he was still as thin as a telephone pole.

Fang Yue opened the ordering app and sat next to Song Song, swiping the screen: "Which one do you want to eat? This?"

Song Song was really tired, and came here after handing over work at night, but Fang Yue was not at home, which made him wait for more than an hour, and now he rested his chin on Fang Yue's shoulder like a boneless Looking at his mobile phone screen: "No...the side dishes here are not delicious."

"...How much did you eat? You know all of this?"

"Don't you also live on takeaways? How can you have the face to talk about me?"

"I..." Fang Yue was taken aback for a moment, he couldn't remember the last time he ate takeaway.For a while, he was always forced to eat the food he cooked at Xiang Rong's house. Although he was not poisoned to death, he was always worried, which made him never think about the taste of the food.Now that I think about it, it has always been delicious, and I once suspected that the little bastard was stealing, but after observing for a while, he had to admit that Xiang Rong made it himself.

"What are you?" Seeing Fang Yue paused, Song Song continued.

"At least I never eat fried!"

"Cut~ Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps~" Song Song snorted.As soon as his eyes returned to the phone, he suddenly pouted: "This one! This one is delicious!"

"This?" Fang Yue confirmed.

"Yes, yes, yes." Song Song still only gave verbal instructions, and didn't even bother to raise his hand, "Add another Coke, and grilled squid whiskers."

Fang Yue placed the order deftly, and didn't forget to complain a few words about her old friend's eating habits.Then he went in and got the bedding and came out.

The sofa in his house is a sofa bed. Song Song chose it together with him when he bought it, so that this guy can come here at any time to gain popularity.Fang Yue didn't find it troublesome. He was a lively person by nature, but after experiencing the campus exclusion, he still had some shadows in his heart, and there were not many people who could open his heart to him.

"Get up~" Fang Yue lightly kicked Song Song who was still slumped on the sofa.

"Are you making the bed now? I'll eat on the bed later?"

"Why? Are you still not happy? How cool is it?"

Song Song thought for a while, then smiled naively: "It seems to be a very cool feeling."

"Then get up~" Fang Yue hugged the quilt and couldn't free her hands, so she raised her chin.

Song Song got up slowly with his hands on his knees, then sat on the chair next to the dining table after a few steps, and then lay down on the dining table as if he had no bones, watching Fang Yue make his bed.

Fang Yue put the quilt aside, pulled out the sofa to turn it into a bed, then spread a thin quilt as a quilt, then unfolded the bed sheet to cover it evenly, and finally put the pillows and the square quilt on top.

After a lot of tossing, Fang Yue finally got it done, and when she turned around, she saw Song Song staring at her.

"What are you looking at?" Fang Yue smiled.

"I think..." Song Song squinted his eyes slightly and yawned, then continued, "You are really pretty. I look handsome from the devil's angle."

Fang Yue felt very comfortable listening to these words, and puffed up her chest happily: "Of course. 360 degrees with no dead angle is not just bragging~"

Song Song got up, fell down on the bed within a few steps, took a breath and continued: "Sometimes. I think you should find a partner as soon as possible, otherwise the good time will be wasted soon~ But I think if you have I'll be miserable if I fall in love, so it's better not to."

Fang Yue picked up a pillow and threw it on Song Song's head, laughing, "Selfish~"

Song Song turned over, raised his head and smiled at Fang Yue: "Necessary ~ oh...it's a pity. I am a straight man of steel and titanium alloy, otherwise I will take you in."

"Am I a monster? Still 'received'??" Fang Yue picked up the pillow and hit her friend again.He knew that Song Song and himself were absolutely impossible.As early as in college, Fang Yue knew that Song Song had a girlfriend.And later Song Song asked Fang Yue a lot of questions because he was curious about the gay world, and even dragged him to watch the GV he was looking for.Fang Yue blushed while watching, but Song Song turned off the video after watching it for only 5 minutes, rubbed his temples and clicked on another AV website.

"I'm sorry. I have to ask Teacher Maria Ozawa to help me. I don't mean to disrespect you! I think I still like girls with soft big breasts."

Song Song heaved a sigh of relief after confirming that he hadn't caused any irreparable physical defects because of watching the male-male passion | Fang Yue still remembers it now, and often teases him about it.So he can be sure that Song Song is a standard pure straight man, and he never thought about having any further development with this friend.For Fang Yue, who had many boyfriends but was dumped not long after, Song Song, a good friend, was much more precious than her boyfriend.

The two exchanged words for a while, and the doorbell rang, and the food delivered by Song arrived.

Fang Yue put the takeaway on the table to check the dishes and prices, and Song Song rushed over impatiently.

"My life-sustaining dish~~"

"Don't lie down and eat?"

"Forget it, I'm sorry for getting dirty." Song Song broke open the disposable chopsticks and took a bite of the pork chops. While chewing, he leaned against the back of the chair and slid down a bit. After swallowing, he let out a long sigh of relief, as if he had really been continued It's like dying.

"I see that you are hungry. I feel that if I come back later, you will starve to death at the door."

"Isn't it~ Hey, speaking of it, where did you go when you came back so late?" Song Song lowered his head to pick up the rice.

Fang Yue didn't know how to speak for a while.

Song Song was so busy filling his stomach that he didn't notice Fang Yue's reaction, and continued jokingly: "Could it be a relationship? Be honest~"

"Ah? What are you thinking! How is it possible?!"

Song Song smiled: "That's right, the way you fall in love, you want everyone in the world to know about it. I don't think it's hard to know."

"Cut~~" Fang Yue patted Song Song's head, "I'm too lazy to talk to you! I'm going to take a shower. I brought you a bath towel and hung it behind the door. You can use it when you take a shower later."

"okay!"

"That..." Fang Yue pursed her lips.

"Is there anything else to explain?"

"I'll give you that other shampoo, don't you use that powder bottle, okay?" Fang Yue rubbed her nose, "It's imported from Japan, it's hard to buy after it's used up, it smells good but it's easy to use, I like it very much."

"You say so, but I want to try~"

"You——!! Don't!!" Fang Yue suddenly felt that the bath products and skin care products in her bathroom were threatened.

Seeing Fang Yue's expression, Song Song couldn't help laughing, two grains of rice spewed out of his mouth.He picked up the rice that was sprayed on the table and stuffed it into his mouth. Under Fang Yue's disgusted and wary eyes, Song Song wiped his mouth and said, "Don't worry, I'm just joking~ I promise not~ I'm a rough guy, give it to me." I'm Rejoice, I can wash my whole body~"

"How can I do that! You can use the shower gel, it's easy to buy, and you can use it as you like." Fang Yue is not a stingy person either.

"Is there any soap? I'm not used to using that body wash. It's not slippery after washing. I don't feel comfortable."

"Uh... there's one next to the kitchen sink, take it for you?"

"Please! You wash it first~Let me be alone with my pork chops for a while."

Fang Yue stopped talking and turned around to take a shower.He wanted to remind Song Song that he couldn't take a bath just after eating, but then he thought about the cumbersome steps of taking a bath, and Song Song probably had already digested it for half an hour after he finished washing.