Don't call your brother your husband
Chapter 32 Easter Egg 1 About Zhou Haosong's "Revenge Plan" - Horror Movie
Easter egg?? ①About Zhou Haosong's "revenge plan" - a horror film
Zhou Haosong thought for a long time how to avenge Zhou Baili's "revenge" for making his back ache every day!
After listening to Cao Xi's 16th suggestion!He finally decided!Just tonight!He wants to watch it with Zhou Baili - a horror movie!
Zhou Boli was afraid of thunder and lightning when he was a child. Horror movies would definitely scare him!The kind that makes him want to go to bed quickly and dare not wake up at night is the best! !
According to Cao Xi's own promise, the recently released horror movie "Rainy Night Red Umbrella" is particularly scary, even Zhang Yixiao's facial paralysis can't last half of the plot!Zhou Haosong speculated that it would be no problem to use it to subdue Zhou Baili!
So Zhou Haosong's first "retaliation" began like this...
After eating, the two sat together, but they knew each other.
Zhou Baili was busy thinking about what posture to use tonight.
Zhou Haosong was busy thinking about how to start planning Miao.
Time passed by like this minute by minute...
When Zhou Baili began to have unfavorable intentions towards Zhou Haosong, Zhou Haosong finally made up his mind!
"Today my friend sent me a new movie! Do you want to watch it together!" This kind of unnatural smile is really not suitable for Zhou Haosong's face.
"Okay." Zhou Baili chuckled, wanting to see what kind of medicine was sold in Zhou Haosong's gourd.
Zhou Haosong fiddled with the projector nervously, while Zhou Baili stared at him happily.
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The beginning of the movie is as old-fashioned as Zhou Haosong's opening.Dark groves, flashing shadows, weird background music.
Don't say it!This movie is really... quite scary... Zhou Haosong, who was about to take revenge, actually watched it seriously.
The male protagonist in the movie is walking alone on the path, when suddenly something who does not know whether it is a human or a ghost calls his name.The male protagonist looked back but saw nothing.When the hero turned around, a hand was on his shoulder.
Zhou Haosong trembled in fright, subconsciously leaning towards Zhou Baili.Zhou Baili understood Zhou Haosong's plan from the very beginning of filming.Ha, I didn't expect Zhou Haosong to spend a lot of time on this man.Zhou Baili put his arms around Zhou Haosong, and immediately decided to teach Zhou Haosong a lesson.A profound -- lesson.
With the hero running wildly, Zhou Haosong's heart hangs.
Following Zhou Haosong's nervous reaction, Zhou Baili also became busy.
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Zhou Baili lifted Zhou Haosong's shirt.Well, for nothing.It feels... slippery.It smells... delicious.It tastes...
Zhou Baili began to concentrate on making the strawberries planted yesterday fresher.
The top is too troublesome, take it off!
Before Zhou Haosong, who saw the key to the plot, could react, he was already shirtless.
Why are you still wearing pants at home, take them off!
Zhou Haosong, who was so frightened by the movie, had no time to take care of it, so he only had his underwear hanging loosely on his body.
"Bai...Bai Li! Don't make trouble...um...ah!" Zhou Haosong exclaimed, "You can't put your hands and fingers...in them, ah~"
Zhou Baili turned Zhou Haosong's head around, from biting Zhou Haosong's neck to kissing his lips.
Sucking the kiss slowly, prying Zhou Haosong's teeth open with his tongue.Gradually deepen the strength and turn into a punishing sucking bite.
Zhou Boli's hands were not idle either, from one finger moving in and out to two fingers. "Ha... no, no more... Bo... Bo Li..." Zhou Haosong kept patting Zhou Boli's thigh with his hand.
"Huh? Brother, what did you say?" Zhou Baili's "brother" clearly aggravated Zhou Haosong's desire to be ashamed, "Didn't you watch a movie? Don't you?"
"Uh...uh...don't watch it...um~ never again...ahhh! never watch it again..." Zhou Haosong kept shaking his head weakly.
"This is my good wife. Just remember it. But there is a beginning and an end in doing things, but you taught me." Zhou Baili's tone seemed to be full of "helplessness".The number of fingers increased from two to three, and they were kindly pushed inside.
"Ahhh~ Bai Li! Bai Li..." In the movie that was still playing, the protagonist's screams could no longer cover Zhou Haosong's groans.
How could Zhou Haosong, who was inexperienced in the first place, stand up to Zhou Baili's actions, so he fell quickly - fell.
"Ha! Bai Li~ Come in, come in, um..."
Zhou Baili still calmly added four fingers. "It needs to be expanded well, otherwise what if my baby is injured, I will feel distressed."
"Bai Li~Bai Li~It's too bad...Ah!" Zhou Boli's finger brushed across Zhou Haosong's sensitive spot, but he avoided touching it.He held Zhou Haosong's waist, and turned him towards him.Lifting her head slightly, she bit a bump on Zhou Haosong's chest, and licked it lightly.
Zhou Haosong trembled slightly, raised his head and panted heavily, "Haah...Bo Li, let's... let's go to the room." Doing this kind of thing under the light has exceeded Zhou Haosong's acceptable range.
Zhou Baili smiled lightly and kissed Zhou Haosong's flushed eyebrows, "Okay." The slightly hoarse voice highlighted his sexiness.
Zhou Baili gently supported Zhou Haosong's waist, and slowly but firmly entered Zhou Haosong's body.
"Ugh...!" Zhou Haosong opened his eyes wide in horror, and hugged Zhou Baili's neck weakly.
Zhou Baili supported Zhou Haosong's hip with his hands, and stood up from the sofa.With every step forward, he buried himself deeper into Zhou Haosong's body.
"Ah~"
The room is full of spring, and there are no more cold nights. ——————————————————————
When the sun was high, Zhou Haosong finally woke up.Ignoring Zhou Haosong's "love" note every time, he directly dialed Cao Xi's number.
"Hello, Cao Xi."
"Huh? What's the matter, Xiaohan?" Cao Xi obviously heard that something was wrong, and his tone of joy was no longer as usual.
"Let's talk about it. It's a lie that you can't last half of watching a horror movie!" Zhou Haosong's tone was full of grievances.
"How is it possible! Xiaohan! You can question my integrity! But you must never question my character! I can't beat you!" Cao Xi's firm tone was full of doubts, "It's this Tuesday, Zhang Yi Xiao watched it with me! After seeing half of it, he hurried back to his room to sleep, and he didn't dare to..."
"Wait!" Zhou Haosong interrupted Cao Xi, "Sleep...sleep? What kind of sleeping method?"
"Huh?" Cao Xi suddenly became quiet, "It's just... just sleeping..."
Cao Xi's unnatural tone proved that the sleeping method Zhang Yixiao said was the same as what Zhou Boli did to him last night.
And what about in another dimension at this moment?Zhang Yixiao, the initiator of the source of evil, is listening to Zhou Baili talking about the routine he personally experienced on Tuesday.
Through this failed "retaliation plan", Zhou Haosong summed up a little experience, that is, listen to everything. over!
Zhou Haosong thought for a long time how to avenge Zhou Baili's "revenge" for making his back ache every day!
After listening to Cao Xi's 16th suggestion!He finally decided!Just tonight!He wants to watch it with Zhou Baili - a horror movie!
Zhou Boli was afraid of thunder and lightning when he was a child. Horror movies would definitely scare him!The kind that makes him want to go to bed quickly and dare not wake up at night is the best! !
According to Cao Xi's own promise, the recently released horror movie "Rainy Night Red Umbrella" is particularly scary, even Zhang Yixiao's facial paralysis can't last half of the plot!Zhou Haosong speculated that it would be no problem to use it to subdue Zhou Baili!
So Zhou Haosong's first "retaliation" began like this...
After eating, the two sat together, but they knew each other.
Zhou Baili was busy thinking about what posture to use tonight.
Zhou Haosong was busy thinking about how to start planning Miao.
Time passed by like this minute by minute...
When Zhou Baili began to have unfavorable intentions towards Zhou Haosong, Zhou Haosong finally made up his mind!
"Today my friend sent me a new movie! Do you want to watch it together!" This kind of unnatural smile is really not suitable for Zhou Haosong's face.
"Okay." Zhou Baili chuckled, wanting to see what kind of medicine was sold in Zhou Haosong's gourd.
Zhou Haosong fiddled with the projector nervously, while Zhou Baili stared at him happily.
----------------------
The beginning of the movie is as old-fashioned as Zhou Haosong's opening.Dark groves, flashing shadows, weird background music.
Don't say it!This movie is really... quite scary... Zhou Haosong, who was about to take revenge, actually watched it seriously.
The male protagonist in the movie is walking alone on the path, when suddenly something who does not know whether it is a human or a ghost calls his name.The male protagonist looked back but saw nothing.When the hero turned around, a hand was on his shoulder.
Zhou Haosong trembled in fright, subconsciously leaning towards Zhou Baili.Zhou Baili understood Zhou Haosong's plan from the very beginning of filming.Ha, I didn't expect Zhou Haosong to spend a lot of time on this man.Zhou Baili put his arms around Zhou Haosong, and immediately decided to teach Zhou Haosong a lesson.A profound -- lesson.
With the hero running wildly, Zhou Haosong's heart hangs.
Following Zhou Haosong's nervous reaction, Zhou Baili also became busy.
————————————————————
Zhou Baili lifted Zhou Haosong's shirt.Well, for nothing.It feels... slippery.It smells... delicious.It tastes...
Zhou Baili began to concentrate on making the strawberries planted yesterday fresher.
The top is too troublesome, take it off!
Before Zhou Haosong, who saw the key to the plot, could react, he was already shirtless.
Why are you still wearing pants at home, take them off!
Zhou Haosong, who was so frightened by the movie, had no time to take care of it, so he only had his underwear hanging loosely on his body.
"Bai...Bai Li! Don't make trouble...um...ah!" Zhou Haosong exclaimed, "You can't put your hands and fingers...in them, ah~"
Zhou Baili turned Zhou Haosong's head around, from biting Zhou Haosong's neck to kissing his lips.
Sucking the kiss slowly, prying Zhou Haosong's teeth open with his tongue.Gradually deepen the strength and turn into a punishing sucking bite.
Zhou Boli's hands were not idle either, from one finger moving in and out to two fingers. "Ha... no, no more... Bo... Bo Li..." Zhou Haosong kept patting Zhou Boli's thigh with his hand.
"Huh? Brother, what did you say?" Zhou Baili's "brother" clearly aggravated Zhou Haosong's desire to be ashamed, "Didn't you watch a movie? Don't you?"
"Uh...uh...don't watch it...um~ never again...ahhh! never watch it again..." Zhou Haosong kept shaking his head weakly.
"This is my good wife. Just remember it. But there is a beginning and an end in doing things, but you taught me." Zhou Baili's tone seemed to be full of "helplessness".The number of fingers increased from two to three, and they were kindly pushed inside.
"Ahhh~ Bai Li! Bai Li..." In the movie that was still playing, the protagonist's screams could no longer cover Zhou Haosong's groans.
How could Zhou Haosong, who was inexperienced in the first place, stand up to Zhou Baili's actions, so he fell quickly - fell.
"Ha! Bai Li~ Come in, come in, um..."
Zhou Baili still calmly added four fingers. "It needs to be expanded well, otherwise what if my baby is injured, I will feel distressed."
"Bai Li~Bai Li~It's too bad...Ah!" Zhou Boli's finger brushed across Zhou Haosong's sensitive spot, but he avoided touching it.He held Zhou Haosong's waist, and turned him towards him.Lifting her head slightly, she bit a bump on Zhou Haosong's chest, and licked it lightly.
Zhou Haosong trembled slightly, raised his head and panted heavily, "Haah...Bo Li, let's... let's go to the room." Doing this kind of thing under the light has exceeded Zhou Haosong's acceptable range.
Zhou Baili smiled lightly and kissed Zhou Haosong's flushed eyebrows, "Okay." The slightly hoarse voice highlighted his sexiness.
Zhou Baili gently supported Zhou Haosong's waist, and slowly but firmly entered Zhou Haosong's body.
"Ugh...!" Zhou Haosong opened his eyes wide in horror, and hugged Zhou Baili's neck weakly.
Zhou Baili supported Zhou Haosong's hip with his hands, and stood up from the sofa.With every step forward, he buried himself deeper into Zhou Haosong's body.
"Ah~"
The room is full of spring, and there are no more cold nights. ——————————————————————
When the sun was high, Zhou Haosong finally woke up.Ignoring Zhou Haosong's "love" note every time, he directly dialed Cao Xi's number.
"Hello, Cao Xi."
"Huh? What's the matter, Xiaohan?" Cao Xi obviously heard that something was wrong, and his tone of joy was no longer as usual.
"Let's talk about it. It's a lie that you can't last half of watching a horror movie!" Zhou Haosong's tone was full of grievances.
"How is it possible! Xiaohan! You can question my integrity! But you must never question my character! I can't beat you!" Cao Xi's firm tone was full of doubts, "It's this Tuesday, Zhang Yi Xiao watched it with me! After seeing half of it, he hurried back to his room to sleep, and he didn't dare to..."
"Wait!" Zhou Haosong interrupted Cao Xi, "Sleep...sleep? What kind of sleeping method?"
"Huh?" Cao Xi suddenly became quiet, "It's just... just sleeping..."
Cao Xi's unnatural tone proved that the sleeping method Zhang Yixiao said was the same as what Zhou Boli did to him last night.
And what about in another dimension at this moment?Zhang Yixiao, the initiator of the source of evil, is listening to Zhou Baili talking about the routine he personally experienced on Tuesday.
Through this failed "retaliation plan", Zhou Haosong summed up a little experience, that is, listen to everything. over!
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