No less publicity [entertainment circle]
Chapter 70
Zhang Jinan felt that watching the barrage was really interesting, as long as he said something, the barrage actively cooperated, for example, after he appeared on the stage, he cooperated with Chen Yi to tease Jiang Siyang.
When Zhang Jinan said this, he later put a red letter in the upper right corner [live broadcast]
"I saw that many netizens responded to this question, and I saw an answer," Zhang Jinan spread his hands, and a picture with white characters on a blue background slowly grew from his hands, and finally settled in the bottom corner of the screen : [Professor Zhang, an emotional expert, gives a comprehensive explanation, please call our hotline for online consultation: 6666-666666].
The bullet screens all say that the later stage is too good.
"Oh? What's the problem?" Chen Yi asked.
"What else does Jiang Siyang not know? No, yes, marry, you."
Zhang Jinan watched helplessly as the barrage changed from the full screen hahahaha to a unified "?"
——?
——?
——?
——?
——? ? ?devil
——?Zhang Jinan kills people
——? ?Reported the truth, thank you
Zhang Jinan laughed a few times, he just wanted this effect at the time.
Then came the game session of team division. When Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu couldn't answer the math questions, the barrage laughed wildly. They were all red, white and green "hahahahaha", and the barrage sent a long A series of problem-solving steps, Zhang Jinan watched and laughed once.
The late stage of "Friday Morning" is a major feature. It always feels like people from the fan circle have mixed in, various Internet terms and stalks, and even ghosts and animals. Less than 20 minutes into the feature film, Zhang Jinan laughed several times Second-rate.
There are a full 12.5 barrages in this episode, and Zhang Jinan feels that at least 10 of them are "hahahaha".
The program team edited and played the three groups of scenes in the car for a few minutes in sequence.
In the first paragraph, the group Jing Shangshu and Chen Yi are in the car. These two people are obviously in the same group, but they talk harshly to each other. When people stared wide-eyed, the camera shifted to the next group. Jiu Chang and Pan Ming didn't make any physical movements, they were just chatting, chatting about family affairs, flirting with each other. In just a few minutes, the jokes continued. The screen commented one after another: "Two brothers who talk about tuberculosis".
"I'm now curious about how Siyang and his eldest brother get along," Jiuchang said with a smile, "Siyang must be very nervous now that he has met his idol."
"No, like Yang, he usually chats cautiously with guests and doesn't talk too much. This time, Zhang Jin'an is the guest again. I guess the atmosphere between the two of them should be quite awkward," Pan Ming said.
In the next second, the screen switched to him and Jiang Siyang's car.
Jiang Siyang said with a pleasant face: "I think that in addition to scenic spots and historic sites, the alleys where residents live must be visited once to feel the customs and customs."
Zhang Jinan saw himself nodding his head: "Yes, if I go abroad and they ask me to go out for a day, I will also choose to visit the streets of the community. The price is also cheap and the food is delicious."
——hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——Teacher Pan slapped her face crazily and was in a trance
——It was intentional in the later stage hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——xswl hahahahaha "the atmosphere is embarrassing"
——Pan Jiu, the two of them are really overwhelmed and hahahahahahahahahaha
Zhang Jinan noticed that their conversation did not proceed in the original order. Later, the first part was put at the back and the second part was put at the front. Then Jiang Siyang asked him about Xiaonanshan's house.
"Because the population of Xiaonanshan is small, but the land is large, except for the sea and mountains, there is still a large piece of land, so I thought about building it like this. It can also feel that there are more people in this way," Zhang Jinan turned to the camera , Said to Jiang Siyang.
"Brother, where's your house?" Jiang Siyang looked at him curiously.
Zhang Jinan: "My house? Our community has five floors."
Jiang Siyang: "Then which floor do you live on?"
"Is it crowded for five people?"
"I think it's okay, my room is an attic, and I can go up again, but sometimes it's troublesome to go downstairs," Zhang Jinan replied.
The camera turned to Jiang Siyang, who nodded thoughtfully: "Oh... that's still quite troublesome."
——哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈似扬反应笑死我了
— Sheep!Big brother means that their house has five floors!
——I seriously doubt that Si Yang thinks they live on the fifth floor hahahahahahaha
——People from Xiaonanshan said that housing prices in Xiaonanshan are really cheap, and many people live in the same building.
——I laughed to death and Si Yang expressed his understanding, sheep, you can't understand! ! ! ! ! !
——It’s not what you think, Siyang hahahahahaha
"A total of five floors..." Jiang Syang read the barrage.
At the time, he thought that Zhang Jinan was like him, a family of five squeezed into one room. Looking back now, it was really like what the barrage said. He thought too much, they were not the same at all.
Zhang Jin'an's two-story villa really refreshed the world view. Now let alone five floors, it is fifteen floors. Jiang Siyang felt that it was reasonable.
But the fifteenth floor is a bit too much, Jiang Siyang said to himself in his heart.
The camera changes from inside the car to outside the car, and slowly zooms out. The drone shoots down the speeding car. They pass through the tunnel and finally reach the sea.
It turns out that the picture taken by the drone is like this.
On the left is the sapphire-like blue sea, separated by the beach, and on the right is the road and houses in Xiaonanshan. The vehicles driving on the road look like toy cars, which are very small.
The screen cut back to the inside of the car, and Jiang Siyang saw himself looking out the window without blinking.
Zhang Jinan looked at the back of his head and said, "I remember you said you liked the beach very much, it seems to be true."
He immediately turned his head and said in surprise, "Brother, how do you know?"
Zhang Jin'an immediately replied: "Looking at... the show, you know in one episode that your favorite place to travel is the sea."
Only then did Jiang Siyang realize that he was too excited at the time so he didn't pay attention to it. Looking at it again now, Zhang Jinan obviously paused when he said this, as if he changed his words on the verge of his mouth.
What was he trying to say?
"Oh, I really like the sea," Jiang Siyang saw himself nodding, "Brother, do you have anything you like?"
Zhang Jinan said without hesitation, "A place with wifi."
"..." The him in the picture fell silent, but at this moment he heard the answer again, and fell silent again.
--Hahahahahaha
——I can only say that it is you hahahahahahahahaha
——Isn’t this just me?
——I laughed to death hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a logic genius
Then the camera shot on the car. This is a hard scene, and anyone who understands it will understand it.
In the next second, they arrived at Yushu Street.
Later, the chat content of several of them was deleted, but everyone knew that the deleted content could be seen in the personal cut, and no one said "too little to watch".
Yushu Street was introduced by the director during the filming, but now it has become a street scene shot in the later stage. The introduction is written in the lower left corner, which is more detailed and specific than what Jiang pd said.
After the introduction, the next screen is the shop where they had breakfast, and they had already changed their clothes and were sitting on chairs chatting. Later, the screen was cut into six parts, and the six of them were divided from left to Row right.The barrage instantly filled the screen, the colors were chaotic, and everyone was looking at xxx's beautiful body.Each of the six of them has a separate shot of seven or eight seconds, and whose turn it is to take the shot, the barrage will change a color to cheer him up.When it was Jiang Siyang's turn, the bullet screens all turned blue.
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,mama loves you
——Oh my mother! !I'm so good in the double school grass group! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
——Ahhhh fuck! ! ! !My maternal love has gone bad! ! ! ! ! !
——The first love of thousands of people, Jiang Siyang!Thousands of people's first love Jiang Siyang! !
——like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang
——Too handsome, what kind of schoolboy face is this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
——I used to really only regard Si Yang as my son, but today! ! !It's the first day of love between me and Si Yang! ! ! !
When it was Zhang Jin'an's turn, the barrage turned orange.
——The top performers in the entertainment industry are exhausted!The top performers in the entertainment industry are exhausted!
——It’s so handsome, I can, I can, I can, I can
——Arranging noodles for big brother! ! !I can! !
——Shuangxiaocao, I'm so good! !I'm so good! ! ! !
—Brother, stop reading Weibo!Look at me!Look at me! ! ! !
——Ah, ah, why are there so many rivals in love! ! ! ! ! !
Jiuchang suddenly said: "Hey, Siyang, brother, is it my illusion? Are you wearing that school uniform? Why do you two look so handsome in this school uniform?"
Pan Ming looked at it and replied: "Jiuchang, believe me, it's not because of the school uniform, but because of the face."
- and hahahahahahahahahahaha
- so real I fuck hahahahahahahahahaha
——The completion of fashion depends on the face hahahahahahahahaha
——Zhang Yang is really handsome, I rely on it ah ah ah ah ah
——If I had such a handsome classmate, I would still hate class! ? ! ! ! !
"Really, don't even mention it, Siyang, you are very suitable for this body." Pan Ming said to Jiang Siyang.
Seeing that Jiang Siyang lowered his head a little bit, Zhang Jinan said embarrassedly, "Really?"
Then he smiled and said: "Don't be embarrassed, we need to have a good appearance."
Jing Shangshu booed: "Yes, the appearance is like Yang, the pomp."
Jiu Chang even blinked at the camera: "Hey, the barrage must have been uploaded by this time, I believe you will definitely use the word 'Pai Nian'."
The barrage really matched "Pai Nian" and Zhang Jinan couldn't help but smile when he saw the word "Pai Nian" all over the place.
Then came the chatting part of them. When Jiuchang said that Zhang Jinan looked like a student who escaped from evening self-study every day, the barrage began to talk about Jiuchang's romance drama lovers.
After chatting for a while, Jiang PD began to introduce the game, but later on he thoughtfully added animations to make it easier for the audience to understand.
——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the customs clearance setting is really amazing
- interesting interesting interesting
——It's interesting! ! !
——Am I the only one who wants to watch them drink bitter gourd juice like crazy hahahahaha
After the game was introduced, it was time for breakfast, and the first round of the game - Rock Scissors - was ushered in.Jiuchang was the first to forget the rules of the game, and was laughed at by the barrage for a long time for his appearance of jumping three feet high when he lost. They all said Jiuchang was a fool.
When it was the turn of Jiang Siyang and him to win by skill, the bullet screens all said that the two were responsible for their IQs.
After eating, the game really started, and the camera followed him and Jiang Siyang who started first.
Zhang Jinan remembered the conversation between them and where to go next very clearly, there was no need to read it again, so he dragged the progress bar to the section where he figured out the answer.
Zhang Jinan looked at himself sitting in front of the piano and said, "Oh, it's this song!"
Jiang Siyang on the side quickly asked: "Untied? What song?"
"It's a song I played a long time ago, it's called childhood..." In the screen, after finishing speaking, he smiled at the camera: "No way? You can, and you also found the video of my high school performance?"
"They often do this, and they can still find videos from elementary school," Jiang Siyang said to him, "Performed in high school performances?"
"Well, don't read it, black history."
Zhang Jinan sighed, these words were in vain, he can guarantee that Jiang Siyang will definitely read it.
And Jiang Siyang did watch it, and even watched it very seriously, and played the information video three times.
The quality of the video is not clear. It can be seen that it has been a few years old. It was shot on a stage. There was a vertical light on the stage that was aimed directly at the piano in the center. Within a few seconds, a boy in a black dress walked up the stage with his head held high. After getting off the stage, he sat down in front of the piano, and the camera focused on the boy. When the boy's handsome appearance appeared on the screen, there was a lot of noise from below, and many people could be heard saying "so handsome". The sound rang, and the auditorium slowly fell silent.
——What kind of black history is this? My mother is so temperamental.
——The school grass is here, make way for him, ahhhhhhh
——I admire, I admire, I also want to meet big brother in high school! ! !
——Brother, this appearance really has no dark history, right? !So fucking handsome at this time! ! ! !
- I can I can I can I can
The profile video is only 1 minute long. After the profile is over, the scene turns to Zhang Jin’an now, and the sound of the piano happens to be connected. After the song is over, the scene changes to the group of Jiu Chang and Pan Ming.
The two of them went to the grocery store, and Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu followed. The rules of the grocery store are that the closer the total purchase price of that group is to the price quoted by the npc, the winner will be the winner.Prices throughout the grocery store are posted with white stripes, and prices can only be guessed blindly.
Since it was a competition, there would naturally be a scramble. Chen Yi put the washbasin on his head and had a water gun match with Pan Ming at the door.
The final result was that Jiuchang and Pan Ming won, and they went to the next destination successfully.
The camera turned again, and turned to him and Zhang Jinan's team. They went to the bookstore, and their task was to find books.Later, they speeded up their search for books, but they still used the clock to record the time in the lower right corner. After 15 minutes, they finally found the diary.
The screen turned to a personal interview. Zhang Jinan said to the camera: "I was a little surprised at that time. I didn't expect the program team to restore my diary. I was thinking that my diary would be finished. It's black history, I secretly opened it and looked at it later, and found that it wasn't, it's okay, okay."
——Zhang Jinan, a two-year-old boy in a trance
——Brother, at that time, the thief was in the second class
——Is it the legendary diary that my sister mentioned that recorded the Dark Hidden Dragon? !
——Sister Weibo once said that the diary remembers the thief in the second hahahahahahahahahaha
——This is true black history
Jiang Siyang was a little dazed looking at the barrage, he didn't quite understand what "Second Two" and "Dark Hidden Dragon" meant.But judging from the meaning of the barrage, Zhang Shuyu had posted it before, so he should be able to understand it after reading it and looking for it.
Thinking of this, Jiang Siyang fast-forwarded the clip between him and Zhang Jinan. He remembered the conversation between him and Zhang Jinan. He was more curious about what happened in other groups, especially where Pan Ming and Chen Yi went after that. Very curious.
Soon Jiang Siyang found the answer. After Jing Shangshu and Chen Yi came out of the grocery store, they went to the next level, the jewelry store. After a round of games, they followed the cards to find the lost plants.
This prompt is very directional, either a garden or a flower shop, and Jiang Siyang's head flashed past these two places as soon as he saw the word.
And Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu also thought of these two places, but...the two of them lost their way at a crossroad.
Jiang Siyang remembered this crossroad, which was the crossroad where Zhang Jinan said "fairies fight".
Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu stood in the center, looking at each other.
Chen Yi: "Where should we go?"
Jing Shangshu: "Isn't the map here with you?"
Chen Yi: "I don't understand"
Jing Shangshu: "...then why are you holding the map?"
Chen Yi gave him the map: "Then here it is, if you understand it, you can lead the way."
Jing Shangshu pushed back: "I don't understand either."
Chen Yi: "...then you are farting here!"
The two argued for a while, and finally, relying on their sixth sense, they chose to go left.
——hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——Two road idiots hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——A big brother passed by at this time hahahahahaha
——Isn’t this what Zhang Jinan said about the gods fighting on the streets? Hahahahahahahaha
——I laughed so hard gagman is really funny
Only then did Jiang Siyang understand: "Oh...so I got lost." No wonder he didn't see them.
After that, each group appeared on the screen in turn, and each time lasted more than ten minutes. It was relatively interesting, but the time would be a little longer, and the distribution was very even. There was no barrage that was bad.
The funniest point is that because Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu got lost, they would sometimes appear in cutscenes for a few seconds.
For example, when Jiuchang and Pan Ming competed in rope skipping, Jiuchang suddenly mentioned Chen Yi's group.
So the screen cuts to Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu in the next second, with a line of words: [At this time, the two of them are lost].
Later, when he and Zhang Jin'an were sitting in a milk tea shop, they were playing a turtle soup game with an NPC.
The turtle soup game Jiang Siyang was more impressive, and he and Zhang Jinan almost got stuck.
The game of turtle soup is very simple. The person who makes the question tells an incomplete story first, and asks the guesser to ask questions. The person who makes the question can only say "yes", "no" and "it has nothing to do with this". Infer the beginning and end of the story according to the clues from the inquiry, and put the story together.
Turtle Soup is difficult to guess because the initial story may only have a simple sentence, but the complete story has a long paragraph. You have to think in the same way as the story to answer it, and the time given to them by the show is only 10 minutes.
The problem they encountered with Sea Turtle Soup was "Xiao Ming is a child who adores his father very much. One day Xiao Ming killed his mother and said a word to his father, and his father committed suicide. Why?"
They asked questions one after another, such as "Did Xiao Ming kill his mother because of something she did?" "Did Dad die because of guilt?"
The barrage is also guessing with them, typing one question after another on the screen.
In the end, Zhang Jinan first asked the key question: "Is it related to Dad's occupation?" After that, they focused on the father. After rounds of questions, the two finally deduced the correct answer.
This answer sounds ridiculous.
"Xiao Ming's father is a magician, performing the trick of cutting the human body with a knife, but Xiao Ming thought the magic was real, so one day he took his mother to try this magic while his father was away, and the result must be Xiao Ming's. My mother died, but Xiao Ming thought his father could fight back, so he told his father to change his mother back, his father looked at his mother's body, and committed suicide because of guilt."
After Jiang Siyang watched himself finish speaking, he stared closely at the npc, and the later camera switched between him and the npc, and finally stopped on the npc's face, and the npc nodded, indicating that the answer was correct.
When the two of them heard the news, they immediately jumped up and gave a high five.
——This topic is too ridiculous hahahahaha
——It’s too strong, I didn’t think of it at all
——How did I come here? ? ? ? ?
——Two people are too strong, my mother
——Really rely on me
Zhang Jinan took the card and suddenly asked, "How are the other groups? Where did Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu go?"
I shook my head: "I don't know..."
In the next second, the screen cut to Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu walking on the road.
【At this time, they are still lost】
——and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, still lost, I fucking died laughing
——I just said why there is no picture, I am still lost, fuck
--hahahahahahahaha
——Misty day is booming, in a trance
——hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm too stupid
The author has something to say: There may be typos! ! !Thanks for watching! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
When Zhang Jinan said this, he later put a red letter in the upper right corner [live broadcast]
"I saw that many netizens responded to this question, and I saw an answer," Zhang Jinan spread his hands, and a picture with white characters on a blue background slowly grew from his hands, and finally settled in the bottom corner of the screen : [Professor Zhang, an emotional expert, gives a comprehensive explanation, please call our hotline for online consultation: 6666-666666].
The bullet screens all say that the later stage is too good.
"Oh? What's the problem?" Chen Yi asked.
"What else does Jiang Siyang not know? No, yes, marry, you."
Zhang Jinan watched helplessly as the barrage changed from the full screen hahahaha to a unified "?"
——?
——?
——?
——?
——? ? ?devil
——?Zhang Jinan kills people
——? ?Reported the truth, thank you
Zhang Jinan laughed a few times, he just wanted this effect at the time.
Then came the game session of team division. When Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu couldn't answer the math questions, the barrage laughed wildly. They were all red, white and green "hahahahaha", and the barrage sent a long A series of problem-solving steps, Zhang Jinan watched and laughed once.
The late stage of "Friday Morning" is a major feature. It always feels like people from the fan circle have mixed in, various Internet terms and stalks, and even ghosts and animals. Less than 20 minutes into the feature film, Zhang Jinan laughed several times Second-rate.
There are a full 12.5 barrages in this episode, and Zhang Jinan feels that at least 10 of them are "hahahaha".
The program team edited and played the three groups of scenes in the car for a few minutes in sequence.
In the first paragraph, the group Jing Shangshu and Chen Yi are in the car. These two people are obviously in the same group, but they talk harshly to each other. When people stared wide-eyed, the camera shifted to the next group. Jiu Chang and Pan Ming didn't make any physical movements, they were just chatting, chatting about family affairs, flirting with each other. In just a few minutes, the jokes continued. The screen commented one after another: "Two brothers who talk about tuberculosis".
"I'm now curious about how Siyang and his eldest brother get along," Jiuchang said with a smile, "Siyang must be very nervous now that he has met his idol."
"No, like Yang, he usually chats cautiously with guests and doesn't talk too much. This time, Zhang Jin'an is the guest again. I guess the atmosphere between the two of them should be quite awkward," Pan Ming said.
In the next second, the screen switched to him and Jiang Siyang's car.
Jiang Siyang said with a pleasant face: "I think that in addition to scenic spots and historic sites, the alleys where residents live must be visited once to feel the customs and customs."
Zhang Jinan saw himself nodding his head: "Yes, if I go abroad and they ask me to go out for a day, I will also choose to visit the streets of the community. The price is also cheap and the food is delicious."
——hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——Teacher Pan slapped her face crazily and was in a trance
——It was intentional in the later stage hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——xswl hahahahaha "the atmosphere is embarrassing"
——Pan Jiu, the two of them are really overwhelmed and hahahahahahahahahaha
Zhang Jinan noticed that their conversation did not proceed in the original order. Later, the first part was put at the back and the second part was put at the front. Then Jiang Siyang asked him about Xiaonanshan's house.
"Because the population of Xiaonanshan is small, but the land is large, except for the sea and mountains, there is still a large piece of land, so I thought about building it like this. It can also feel that there are more people in this way," Zhang Jinan turned to the camera , Said to Jiang Siyang.
"Brother, where's your house?" Jiang Siyang looked at him curiously.
Zhang Jinan: "My house? Our community has five floors."
Jiang Siyang: "Then which floor do you live on?"
"Is it crowded for five people?"
"I think it's okay, my room is an attic, and I can go up again, but sometimes it's troublesome to go downstairs," Zhang Jinan replied.
The camera turned to Jiang Siyang, who nodded thoughtfully: "Oh... that's still quite troublesome."
——哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈似扬反应笑死我了
— Sheep!Big brother means that their house has five floors!
——I seriously doubt that Si Yang thinks they live on the fifth floor hahahahahahaha
——People from Xiaonanshan said that housing prices in Xiaonanshan are really cheap, and many people live in the same building.
——I laughed to death and Si Yang expressed his understanding, sheep, you can't understand! ! ! ! ! !
——It’s not what you think, Siyang hahahahahaha
"A total of five floors..." Jiang Syang read the barrage.
At the time, he thought that Zhang Jinan was like him, a family of five squeezed into one room. Looking back now, it was really like what the barrage said. He thought too much, they were not the same at all.
Zhang Jin'an's two-story villa really refreshed the world view. Now let alone five floors, it is fifteen floors. Jiang Siyang felt that it was reasonable.
But the fifteenth floor is a bit too much, Jiang Siyang said to himself in his heart.
The camera changes from inside the car to outside the car, and slowly zooms out. The drone shoots down the speeding car. They pass through the tunnel and finally reach the sea.
It turns out that the picture taken by the drone is like this.
On the left is the sapphire-like blue sea, separated by the beach, and on the right is the road and houses in Xiaonanshan. The vehicles driving on the road look like toy cars, which are very small.
The screen cut back to the inside of the car, and Jiang Siyang saw himself looking out the window without blinking.
Zhang Jinan looked at the back of his head and said, "I remember you said you liked the beach very much, it seems to be true."
He immediately turned his head and said in surprise, "Brother, how do you know?"
Zhang Jin'an immediately replied: "Looking at... the show, you know in one episode that your favorite place to travel is the sea."
Only then did Jiang Siyang realize that he was too excited at the time so he didn't pay attention to it. Looking at it again now, Zhang Jinan obviously paused when he said this, as if he changed his words on the verge of his mouth.
What was he trying to say?
"Oh, I really like the sea," Jiang Siyang saw himself nodding, "Brother, do you have anything you like?"
Zhang Jinan said without hesitation, "A place with wifi."
"..." The him in the picture fell silent, but at this moment he heard the answer again, and fell silent again.
--Hahahahahaha
——I can only say that it is you hahahahahahahahaha
——Isn’t this just me?
——I laughed to death hahahahahahahahahahahahaha what a logic genius
Then the camera shot on the car. This is a hard scene, and anyone who understands it will understand it.
In the next second, they arrived at Yushu Street.
Later, the chat content of several of them was deleted, but everyone knew that the deleted content could be seen in the personal cut, and no one said "too little to watch".
Yushu Street was introduced by the director during the filming, but now it has become a street scene shot in the later stage. The introduction is written in the lower left corner, which is more detailed and specific than what Jiang pd said.
After the introduction, the next screen is the shop where they had breakfast, and they had already changed their clothes and were sitting on chairs chatting. Later, the screen was cut into six parts, and the six of them were divided from left to Row right.The barrage instantly filled the screen, the colors were chaotic, and everyone was looking at xxx's beautiful body.Each of the six of them has a separate shot of seven or eight seconds, and whose turn it is to take the shot, the barrage will change a color to cheer him up.When it was Jiang Siyang's turn, the bullet screens all turned blue.
- Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,mama loves you
——Oh my mother! !I'm so good in the double school grass group! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
——Ahhhh fuck! ! ! !My maternal love has gone bad! ! ! ! ! !
——The first love of thousands of people, Jiang Siyang!Thousands of people's first love Jiang Siyang! !
——like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang, like Yang
——Too handsome, what kind of schoolboy face is this ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
——I used to really only regard Si Yang as my son, but today! ! !It's the first day of love between me and Si Yang! ! ! !
When it was Zhang Jin'an's turn, the barrage turned orange.
——The top performers in the entertainment industry are exhausted!The top performers in the entertainment industry are exhausted!
——It’s so handsome, I can, I can, I can, I can
——Arranging noodles for big brother! ! !I can! !
——Shuangxiaocao, I'm so good! !I'm so good! ! ! !
—Brother, stop reading Weibo!Look at me!Look at me! ! ! !
——Ah, ah, why are there so many rivals in love! ! ! ! ! !
Jiuchang suddenly said: "Hey, Siyang, brother, is it my illusion? Are you wearing that school uniform? Why do you two look so handsome in this school uniform?"
Pan Ming looked at it and replied: "Jiuchang, believe me, it's not because of the school uniform, but because of the face."
- and hahahahahahahahahahaha
- so real I fuck hahahahahahahahahaha
——The completion of fashion depends on the face hahahahahahahahaha
——Zhang Yang is really handsome, I rely on it ah ah ah ah ah
——If I had such a handsome classmate, I would still hate class! ? ! ! ! !
"Really, don't even mention it, Siyang, you are very suitable for this body." Pan Ming said to Jiang Siyang.
Seeing that Jiang Siyang lowered his head a little bit, Zhang Jinan said embarrassedly, "Really?"
Then he smiled and said: "Don't be embarrassed, we need to have a good appearance."
Jing Shangshu booed: "Yes, the appearance is like Yang, the pomp."
Jiu Chang even blinked at the camera: "Hey, the barrage must have been uploaded by this time, I believe you will definitely use the word 'Pai Nian'."
The barrage really matched "Pai Nian" and Zhang Jinan couldn't help but smile when he saw the word "Pai Nian" all over the place.
Then came the chatting part of them. When Jiuchang said that Zhang Jinan looked like a student who escaped from evening self-study every day, the barrage began to talk about Jiuchang's romance drama lovers.
After chatting for a while, Jiang PD began to introduce the game, but later on he thoughtfully added animations to make it easier for the audience to understand.
——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh the customs clearance setting is really amazing
- interesting interesting interesting
——It's interesting! ! !
——Am I the only one who wants to watch them drink bitter gourd juice like crazy hahahahaha
After the game was introduced, it was time for breakfast, and the first round of the game - Rock Scissors - was ushered in.Jiuchang was the first to forget the rules of the game, and was laughed at by the barrage for a long time for his appearance of jumping three feet high when he lost. They all said Jiuchang was a fool.
When it was the turn of Jiang Siyang and him to win by skill, the bullet screens all said that the two were responsible for their IQs.
After eating, the game really started, and the camera followed him and Jiang Siyang who started first.
Zhang Jinan remembered the conversation between them and where to go next very clearly, there was no need to read it again, so he dragged the progress bar to the section where he figured out the answer.
Zhang Jinan looked at himself sitting in front of the piano and said, "Oh, it's this song!"
Jiang Siyang on the side quickly asked: "Untied? What song?"
"It's a song I played a long time ago, it's called childhood..." In the screen, after finishing speaking, he smiled at the camera: "No way? You can, and you also found the video of my high school performance?"
"They often do this, and they can still find videos from elementary school," Jiang Siyang said to him, "Performed in high school performances?"
"Well, don't read it, black history."
Zhang Jinan sighed, these words were in vain, he can guarantee that Jiang Siyang will definitely read it.
And Jiang Siyang did watch it, and even watched it very seriously, and played the information video three times.
The quality of the video is not clear. It can be seen that it has been a few years old. It was shot on a stage. There was a vertical light on the stage that was aimed directly at the piano in the center. Within a few seconds, a boy in a black dress walked up the stage with his head held high. After getting off the stage, he sat down in front of the piano, and the camera focused on the boy. When the boy's handsome appearance appeared on the screen, there was a lot of noise from below, and many people could be heard saying "so handsome". The sound rang, and the auditorium slowly fell silent.
——What kind of black history is this? My mother is so temperamental.
——The school grass is here, make way for him, ahhhhhhh
——I admire, I admire, I also want to meet big brother in high school! ! !
——Brother, this appearance really has no dark history, right? !So fucking handsome at this time! ! ! !
- I can I can I can I can
The profile video is only 1 minute long. After the profile is over, the scene turns to Zhang Jin’an now, and the sound of the piano happens to be connected. After the song is over, the scene changes to the group of Jiu Chang and Pan Ming.
The two of them went to the grocery store, and Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu followed. The rules of the grocery store are that the closer the total purchase price of that group is to the price quoted by the npc, the winner will be the winner.Prices throughout the grocery store are posted with white stripes, and prices can only be guessed blindly.
Since it was a competition, there would naturally be a scramble. Chen Yi put the washbasin on his head and had a water gun match with Pan Ming at the door.
The final result was that Jiuchang and Pan Ming won, and they went to the next destination successfully.
The camera turned again, and turned to him and Zhang Jinan's team. They went to the bookstore, and their task was to find books.Later, they speeded up their search for books, but they still used the clock to record the time in the lower right corner. After 15 minutes, they finally found the diary.
The screen turned to a personal interview. Zhang Jinan said to the camera: "I was a little surprised at that time. I didn't expect the program team to restore my diary. I was thinking that my diary would be finished. It's black history, I secretly opened it and looked at it later, and found that it wasn't, it's okay, okay."
——Zhang Jinan, a two-year-old boy in a trance
——Brother, at that time, the thief was in the second class
——Is it the legendary diary that my sister mentioned that recorded the Dark Hidden Dragon? !
——Sister Weibo once said that the diary remembers the thief in the second hahahahahahahahahaha
——This is true black history
Jiang Siyang was a little dazed looking at the barrage, he didn't quite understand what "Second Two" and "Dark Hidden Dragon" meant.But judging from the meaning of the barrage, Zhang Shuyu had posted it before, so he should be able to understand it after reading it and looking for it.
Thinking of this, Jiang Siyang fast-forwarded the clip between him and Zhang Jinan. He remembered the conversation between him and Zhang Jinan. He was more curious about what happened in other groups, especially where Pan Ming and Chen Yi went after that. Very curious.
Soon Jiang Siyang found the answer. After Jing Shangshu and Chen Yi came out of the grocery store, they went to the next level, the jewelry store. After a round of games, they followed the cards to find the lost plants.
This prompt is very directional, either a garden or a flower shop, and Jiang Siyang's head flashed past these two places as soon as he saw the word.
And Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu also thought of these two places, but...the two of them lost their way at a crossroad.
Jiang Siyang remembered this crossroad, which was the crossroad where Zhang Jinan said "fairies fight".
Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu stood in the center, looking at each other.
Chen Yi: "Where should we go?"
Jing Shangshu: "Isn't the map here with you?"
Chen Yi: "I don't understand"
Jing Shangshu: "...then why are you holding the map?"
Chen Yi gave him the map: "Then here it is, if you understand it, you can lead the way."
Jing Shangshu pushed back: "I don't understand either."
Chen Yi: "...then you are farting here!"
The two argued for a while, and finally, relying on their sixth sense, they chose to go left.
——hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——Two road idiots hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
——A big brother passed by at this time hahahahahaha
——Isn’t this what Zhang Jinan said about the gods fighting on the streets? Hahahahahahahaha
——I laughed so hard gagman is really funny
Only then did Jiang Siyang understand: "Oh...so I got lost." No wonder he didn't see them.
After that, each group appeared on the screen in turn, and each time lasted more than ten minutes. It was relatively interesting, but the time would be a little longer, and the distribution was very even. There was no barrage that was bad.
The funniest point is that because Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu got lost, they would sometimes appear in cutscenes for a few seconds.
For example, when Jiuchang and Pan Ming competed in rope skipping, Jiuchang suddenly mentioned Chen Yi's group.
So the screen cuts to Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu in the next second, with a line of words: [At this time, the two of them are lost].
Later, when he and Zhang Jin'an were sitting in a milk tea shop, they were playing a turtle soup game with an NPC.
The turtle soup game Jiang Siyang was more impressive, and he and Zhang Jinan almost got stuck.
The game of turtle soup is very simple. The person who makes the question tells an incomplete story first, and asks the guesser to ask questions. The person who makes the question can only say "yes", "no" and "it has nothing to do with this". Infer the beginning and end of the story according to the clues from the inquiry, and put the story together.
Turtle Soup is difficult to guess because the initial story may only have a simple sentence, but the complete story has a long paragraph. You have to think in the same way as the story to answer it, and the time given to them by the show is only 10 minutes.
The problem they encountered with Sea Turtle Soup was "Xiao Ming is a child who adores his father very much. One day Xiao Ming killed his mother and said a word to his father, and his father committed suicide. Why?"
They asked questions one after another, such as "Did Xiao Ming kill his mother because of something she did?" "Did Dad die because of guilt?"
The barrage is also guessing with them, typing one question after another on the screen.
In the end, Zhang Jinan first asked the key question: "Is it related to Dad's occupation?" After that, they focused on the father. After rounds of questions, the two finally deduced the correct answer.
This answer sounds ridiculous.
"Xiao Ming's father is a magician, performing the trick of cutting the human body with a knife, but Xiao Ming thought the magic was real, so one day he took his mother to try this magic while his father was away, and the result must be Xiao Ming's. My mother died, but Xiao Ming thought his father could fight back, so he told his father to change his mother back, his father looked at his mother's body, and committed suicide because of guilt."
After Jiang Siyang watched himself finish speaking, he stared closely at the npc, and the later camera switched between him and the npc, and finally stopped on the npc's face, and the npc nodded, indicating that the answer was correct.
When the two of them heard the news, they immediately jumped up and gave a high five.
——This topic is too ridiculous hahahahaha
——It’s too strong, I didn’t think of it at all
——How did I come here? ? ? ? ?
——Two people are too strong, my mother
——Really rely on me
Zhang Jinan took the card and suddenly asked, "How are the other groups? Where did Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu go?"
I shook my head: "I don't know..."
In the next second, the screen cut to Chen Yi and Jing Shangshu walking on the road.
【At this time, they are still lost】
——and ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, still lost, I fucking died laughing
——I just said why there is no picture, I am still lost, fuck
--hahahahahahahaha
——Misty day is booming, in a trance
——hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm too stupid
The author has something to say: There may be typos! ! !Thanks for watching! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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