Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

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Nima's Osamu Dazai, you are sick!Hooking up men under the table in front of so many women, your shame is fed to the dog! !

Nakahara was also extremely irritable, staring angrily at the bastard Dazai Osamu who was smiling at him with his chin propped up with ice blue eyes, a strange smile curled up on the corner of his lips, watching the proud bastard Dazai show a vigilant look, Then he quickly stepped on the hoof that he stretched out!

pain!

Dazai Osamu's graceful and luxurious smile distorted for a moment, and he clenched one hand tightly as if trying to fight the pain on his feet, even his pretty face bowed his head because of the distortion.

"What's the matter with you, sir?"

"Sir, are you feeling unwell? Or what's wrong, do you need me to call a doctor?"

The girls who were flirting with Osamu Dazai were shocked when they saw Osamu Dazai suddenly make a painful move, and hurriedly surrounded him with concern.The girls at the reception were either rich or expensive, with beautiful bracelets on their slender wrists.Reach out and touch it.

"I, I'm fine. Thank you ladies for your concern." Dazai Osamu reluctantly raised a smile, and said softly to the girls who cared about him, staring at the girl who was still drinking champagne leisurely with his eyes glistening with coldness. of the Central Plains. "If this gentleman will accompany me..."

What to accompany, think beautifully.

Nakahara Nakahara, the instigator, snorted coldly in his heart, shook the champagne in his hand, stared at the shaking liquid with Barbie-like blue eyes, and said before Osamu Dazai finished speaking: "I think this gentleman should have seen All the beautiful ladies, I think of some of my stubborn illnesses, so I am heartbroken. Calling a doctor is probably useless."

The young man's voice was hoarse and deep, with a bit of playfulness in it. When he said this, he was a little naughty, and while speaking, he slowly raised his eyelids and looked at Osamu Dazai, with a provocative look in his eyes. mean.

"Right, sir."

"…………"

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth secretly: Chuya Chuya!You are so good! !

Zhong Yuanzhong was also very cryptic about this matter, but when he mentioned the "certain aspects" of men, even though he didn't mention the key words "premature leakage" and "no way", it was enough to make people think about it.

So the expressions of the girls surrounding Osamu Dazai slowly changed from ignorance to surprise, and finally turned to the black-haired boy in unison, with pity and suppressed laughter in their eyes.It made Osamu Dazai hate it.

I'm not.

I do not have.

I have the frequency of the electric motor, the speed of the pile driver, and the super standby durability! !

If you have the ability, let me try it on you!

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth and thought, and wanted to hit the pillow to vent his displeasure, but it's a pity that under the watchful eyes of everyone...he still wants to show his image.

"Why does this gentleman know me so well?" Osamu Dazai felt that the pain in his instep, which was so painful just now, was gradually easing, and he didn't know how much force the little man had used. He raised his head and sneered back with a fake smile : "We don't know each other at all, it's not good to slander me like this, is it because you are jealous of me?"

ha?envy?

Nakahara Chuya has a new understanding of how shameless Osamu Dazai is. He is doing bad things in private, and now he still has the face to continue talking with an innocent expression! !

"Yes." Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the quiet ladies around; "Because the beauty of these ladies makes me fall in love, and it is a pity to be paired with a guy with problems."

Tsk, so the little dog thinks that as long as a woman looks at him, he has bad eyesight!

Osamu Dazai showed a cold light in one of the eyes not covered by the bandage, and snorted softly: "This gentleman is jealous of my good looks, and someone loves me, so he slanders me? I have a five-figure monthly salary and countless real estate properties under my name. Do you think it's bad for girls to like my eyes?"

A certain bastard mackerel insisted on blaming him on jealousy, Zhongyuan Zhong also laughed.He took out the black card and put it on the table. His fingers wearing black leather gloves were outlined slenderly and vigorously. He tapped the black card.

"A five-figure monthly salary?" Zhongyuan Zhong also snorted, and Zhang Yang's facial features were full of disdain: "With your suicidal habit, can you save money? The girl is with you to be a widow? My money is not as good as mine. You are young, according to what you say, it is only natural for girls to like me."

"........."

"I have all the looks you have, but I'm much more reliable than you." Zhong Yuan raised his jaw arrogantly. "I'm an officially certified man who treats the ring well after marriage."

The little dwarf hasn't noticed until now, has he been led astray by himself?Now it is admitted in disguise that they know each other~

After Osamu Dazai achieved his purpose of hiding, his mood quickly improved, and he leaned back lazily: "But you are short."

"…………"

"Although sir, you are good-looking and rich, maybe you are particularly brave in some aspects." Osamu Dazai counted each advantage one by one with his slender fingers, and finally shook his head regretfully, smiling He said: "Girls now like tall, thin, rich, and handsome boys. Like Zhongya's height..."

Osamu Dazai paused while he was talking, not because he could shoot a knife when he saw Zhongye staring at him, but because he saw the little dwarf's ice-blue eyes ignited with blazes of anger before he saw it. He continued to speak with deep meaning.

"Probably you can only be pressed down by a man and fuck you to the point of moaning and begging for mercy."

"Shut up, you bastard!!!" Chuya Nakahara stood up and grabbed Osamu Dazai's collar with a "chuckle", his long and narrow eyes were filled with murderous intent and evil spirit, which was extremely cold. "If you want to die, I can fulfill you!"

Speaking of which, if he could bear it any longer, he would no longer be a man. Nakahara Nakahara tugged at Osamu Dazai's collar angrily, and the latter acted lazily and did not take his anger into consideration.

The atmosphere of the two handsome and well-dressed teenagers was at the moment of tension. The women around them covered their faces shyly. Although they didn't know who they were arguing for, since they had no goals, they could just treat themselves as themselves.

She said coquettishly, "Okay, stop arguing about me!"

"??????"

"??????"

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai slowly questioned: What does this have to do with you! !

*****

Chuya Nakahara and Osamu Dazai glanced at the women around them in bewilderment, and the latter blinked before slowly realizing that their previous mutual hatred was regarded by the women as a competition for them.

There is something cute about this misunderstanding.

Nakahara Chuya also thought of this belatedly, but he didn't want to expose the girl's mind: it is a gentleman's demeanor not to make the girl feel embarrassed.

"Tsk," Zhong Yuan Zhong also reluctantly threw away the collar he was holding on to, and gave him a vicious look with ice blue pupils. "If you don't want to die, get away from me."

Zhong Yuanzhong also gave a warning in a low voice, and after pushing him, he stood up and left.Unexpectedly, just after walking a few steps, I heard the bastard Dazai's lazy voice.

"Zhongye."

What, disgusting him for half a day is not enough?

Zhong Yuanzhong stopped impatiently, and put his hands in the pockets of his suit pants. "Why. I'll kill you if you quarrel again."

"Come back, Chuya."

Saying this sentence at this juncture will inevitably make people hear ambiguity. Even Chuya himself was taken aback for a moment. He turned his face to look at the languid and smiling black-haired boy with his legs crossed lazily. With a thin light.

"The position of cadre candidate is still yours, and only you. I will reserve it for you."

"Huh?" Nakahara Chuya: "The position of cadre is reserved for me by Sister Hongye!!"

"???????"

Miss Hongye, what's the matter with you!To claim credit for it! !

"I don't care!" Osamu Dazai was upset for a while at being impersonated, and he pursed his lips willfully and hummed. "Then I'll defect as well. If China isn't here, what's the point of staying."

ha?

Zhong Yuanzhong was simply baffled: What is this guy talking about?Is it the new disgusting way?I also know that it is impossible for you to defect!Oda is still alive, and Mr. Mori didn't force you to leave.

What reason do you have to leave!

Nakahara also felt that Osamu Dazai must have committed suicide stupidly, and the mackerel who committed suicide stupidly continued to play sensational dramas there.

"...After Nakaya left, no one bothered the room. They washed my clothes, cooked for me, and let me hug and sleep when I was insomnia." Osamu Dazai trembled a little after he said.

He ignored these things as much as possible during the three years he was away from China, and played with his friends until very late... It was not worth the loneliness of being alone.

He didn't want to think about it.

What's more, he didn't expect that the person he thought he hated the most actually occupied a large part of his life.Zhong also integrated himself into his life, leaving without any hesitation.

Osamu Dazai clenched his hands slowly.Suddenly he wanted to laugh: he thought he was cold-blooded and ruthless, and had no nostalgia for this world.But in fact, he will also rely on it, but the seemingly irritable and soft-hearted little man is much more ruthless than him.

He endured the throbbing and injustice in his heart, and spoke to Zhong Ye in a gentle voice. He felt that his words were already considered gentle, and even more serious confession.

but--

Zhongyuan Zhong also roared angrily: "You bastard, do you take me as a nanny!"

"…………"

Chuya Nakahara, are you an idiot! !Your reading comprehension is zero!

*****

Dazai Osamu was a little skeptical of life at this moment, and even wanted to take out the gun in the interlayer of his clothes and send it directly to Guixi, and after that, shoot himself who didn't know what kind of crazy he was smoking.

Forget it!

Osamu Dazai looked annoyed, and punched the sofa pillow with his fists. "Nakahara Chuya, you idiot!!"

"Huh?" Nakahara felt that Osamu Dazai was making trouble out of no reason: "Why should I be called a fool by you bastard!!"

"Because Chuuya is an idiot to begin with!"

"You guys are trying to find fault again—"

Seeing that the quarrel between the two children was about to start again, they only heard a very noisy sound outside the door, followed by the uncontrollable screams of the girls inside, making a mess, Nakahara Nakaya and Dazai Osamu suppressed the urge to quarrel at the same time, When they rushed over with serious expressions, a group of spectators had already gathered.

But this does not prevent them from watching the excitement through the gap:

The beautiful woman with a princess bun is wearing an evening gown, and her face with delicate makeup is full of fear. Although she is trying her best to maintain her elegant image, her whole body is still trembling: "Let me in! That ghost coming!"

"Hahahaha, miss, you are really good at acting. Do you want to go to the showbiz? I can help you."

"Look, the acting is really like that."

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

It can be seen that the woman is trying hard to be calm, but the trembling ending still leaks her true emotions.This not only failed to alert the men and women who came here to watch the excitement, but felt that she was extremely contrived and had a strong desire to perform.

Zhong Yuanzhong also stood in the gap between the crowd and saw the woman's thin shoulders trembling, her expression couldn't tell whether she was more angry or more frightened, biting her lipsticked lips in aggrieved resentment, her lonely appearance was a little pitiful .

"I don't care if you believe it or not, what I said is true." The woman continued to speak word by word. "He's coming, hurry up and go in!"

To be honest, when a woman is being teased, she can actually tell the people who laugh at her in consideration of the overall situation. From some perspectives, it is enough to be a level above them.

worthy of being-

Zhongya Zhongya was about to move when a hand suddenly covered him. The familiar smell of disinfectant made Zhongya Zhongya's first reaction not to attack, but to close his eyes subconsciously and let the bandaged hand hold him eyes covered.

"Chuya." Osamu Dazai lowered his head and put his lips next to his ear.The kite-colored eyes glanced coldly at the mocking men and women and the woman at the door, and finally lowered their eyelashes lightly, and there was some inexplicable tenderness in the kite-colored eyes. "do not look."

"What do you guys want to do?" Zhong Yuanzhong frowned impatiently, "If I want to see it, I'll see it and need you to take care of it?"

Obviously what he said was not polite at all, but he didn't fight directly. You should know the fastest way to shut me up, right?

Osamu Dazai was keenly aware of this, and he bent his eyes in a good mood, and said softly, "Chuya should have watched the live broadcast, right? Are you going to save the human beings who are looking for death? My god."

Zhong Yuanzhong also curled his lips: "I have no intention of saving people."

"…………"

Tsk, the focus of your attention at this time should be the words I, De, God, and Ming, Zhongya Zhongya, what the hell are you focusing on! !

Osamu Dazai let out a disgusted "tsk" in his heart, and felt the itching of Nakaya's slender eyelashes sweeping across his palms because of the blinking, and his heart was slightly itchy. The man leaned in his arms.

From the perspective of others, it looks like he is hugging Zhong Ye from behind.

Of course, it's impossible for some dull, dying fool to spot it!Osamu Dazai pouted sadly and complicatedly, really didn't know whether he should feel happy or what.

"What's the matter with you covering my eyes?" Nakahara threw away Osamu Dazai's hand in an uncomprehending way. "Get out."

"Zhong Ye is so ruthless, you clearly know that I am most afraid of pain!!"

Ruthless you uncle, who cares if you hurt or not!

Zhong Ye kicked in the air, and the delicate young man who was yelling about the pain just now swung back extremely swiftly, perfectly dodging Zhong Ye's sudden attack.

"Tsk." Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows: "The reaction has become faster? The past three years have not been in vain."

"Of course." Osamu Dazai proudly put his hands on his hips, "Without the protection of the puppy, I could easily be killed! My perfect suicide plan doesn't include being tortured to death~"

Who cares how you die!

"You've been emphasizing what's going to happen after I'm gone." Zhong Yuanzhong also withdrew his long legs and gave him a suspicious look. "If you don't know, you still think how much you care about me. Is this your new disgusting way? I've been taught."

"…………"

Osamu Dazai, who had filled up his dodge buff, suddenly felt an arrow in his heart, and wanted to vomit blood: why his fighting skills have become stronger, and you, Chuya, have become stronger in piercing the heart! !

"No." Osamu Dazai silently swallowed back the blood pouring into his throat and gritted his teeth; "It's Chuya, your attack has become stronger, with all kinds of attack power."

"Huh?" Nakahara Nakata scratched his orange hair, and was a little flattered by Dazai Osamu's rare praise: "You're welcome, mackerel, haven't I always been strong?"

"…………"

Nakahara Chuya, you just don't understand that he is mocking you, right? !

A sliver of haze flashed in Dazai Osamu's kite eyes, and a strange red color appeared in the light-colored pupils, and a huge black shadow covered it, completely covering the light outside the door, and for a moment, it made people feel like night The illusion of advent.

"Ah, that's—"

Someone standing by the door was the first to react, and yelled in astonishment.Everyone could only see the iron claws of the huge figure under the cover of night flashing cold light, and when the brush slid, there was a sweet blood radiating out.

People in the Central Plains are also separated by several floors, and they cannot see who is injured at the first time, but when people's lives are in danger, their instinctive reaction is to run in the opposite direction of the danger.

This led to everyone running towards the reception, screaming and stomping, like a doomsday scene.

Such a scene is simply——

"It's the same as last time."

The thoughts in Nakahara Chuya's heart were first spoken out by the people around him. Chuya turned his head and squinted at the calm and smiling black-haired boy standing beside him: "Why are you still here?"

"Eh???" Dazai blinked innocently. "I'm standing in the safest place, right? I don't want to wander around aimlessly like them."

...was discovered.

Zhongyuan Zhong also took a look at the pretending guy, yes, he specially chose a place leaning against the corner behind the hotel door.The people who are located inside look like nothing, but the people who come in from the outside are in the blind area.

You can strike first from a hidden position, or you can clearly see the opponent's state and make a first-hand judgment.

"Tsk." Zhong Yuanzhong also looked away, with a half-smile: "You found out a long time ago. Bastard mackerel."

"Eh? I found out that it's not normal, Chuuya should have expected it a long time ago, right." Osamu Dazai tilted his head gently, with an unusual expression on his face. "But did Zhong also notice it? There's something wrong with that woman."

Zhongyuan Zhong also suddenly looked at the exquisitely dressed woman standing by the door. Her face was pale and her shoulders were thin, but unlike the live broadcast trailer, the ghost didn't kill her!Instead, he went beyond her and attacked others——

No.

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened his beautiful blue eyes: No, only women entered the hotel in the live broadcast preview, and then a huge black shadow chased them in, and the inside became a purgatory on earth.There is no such thing as a woman after all!

This woman has a problem.

Nakahara Chu has always disliked thinking about too many complicated things. In the past, it was because Dazai was by his side, so he didn't need to think about brain-intensive things.Now, after being led by Dazai to discover the problem, those blue eyes widened in vain, and their eyes fixed on the ground. "She didn't—"

"Yes, she doesn't have a shadow." Dazai Osamu complemented very intimately, and cutely reached out and tapped his cheek. "Ghosts have no shadows in fairy tales, so it can be concluded from this that the monster and the ghost acted together in this killing."

Of course Zhong Yuanzhong also thought of this, but he really didn't understand that they needed to act?

"You guys must know something, right?" Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned and said, "You came here with the same purpose as me, right?"

"The first answer, Mr. Yokai will tell you himself in a while." Osamu Dazai smiled and nodded his lips with a mysterious look, and the light in his eyes darkened when he said the next question. "The second answer is just to confirm the information between the ghost and the youkai by the way."

To be precise, it's for fancy~ But it's better not to say this reason, it's very sad that the person involved doesn't believe a word.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at him suspiciously; "That's it?"

"Yes, that's it." Osamu Dazai put the back of his hand on his forehead, making an extremely weak appearance. "Yeah, I should pass out now."

The young Dazai fell to the ground gracefully, opened his eyes in a concealed posture, and winked at him mischievously.

"........."

Are you lying to a ghost?

*****

Nakahara Chuya and Osamu Dazai had such a quarrel, the woman walked into the hotel slowly, and the vermilion glass door of the hotel closed with a "snap".At that time, the monster had already cleaned up the people present.

The woman finished watching this scene indifferently, her eyes were arrogant and indifferent: "Okay, the people who should be cleaned up have been cleaned up, and I will take him away under the order of that adult."

The monster covered in blood turned around, and the strange thing was that he didn't respond to the woman's words.

"I am following the order of Lord Naraku to cooperate with you," the Messenger of Wind shook off the remaining blood on his hand and performed a courtesy. "In order to let you join our organization."

"what are you saying--"

"Have you reached a cooperation with the ghost?" Nakahara Nakaya stared at the polite monster flatly, and glanced at the surprised ghost: "If he escapes, your cooperation will be destroyed."

The monster replied briskly and respectfully, with murderous intent in its scarlet eyes: "It doesn't matter. As long as it dies, no one will know that we broke the rules of cooperation behind our backs."