Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

Nakahara Chuya and Qi Mu's mother made breakfast. After the family had finished eating, Zhong Ye was drinking tea with his hands in his hands. Qi Mu's papa took out four coupons and put them on the table. The other three looked at them together. past.

"Yeah, what kind of coupon is this?" Qi Mu's mother put down the cake made by Zhongye in surprise, "Can the four of us go together?"

"This is the employee benefit that our unit gives to the best performers!" Qi Mu's papa said proudly. "It's a precious hot spring ticket. Our whole family can go there!"

"Wow, Papa is awesome!"

"Because they want to drink Mama and take a bath together!"

"Husband~!"

family.

Zhongyuan Zhong also held the green tea in a daze, and looked down at his green tea with a flat lowered gaze. The dense water vapor curled up, blowing on his cheeks with a faint warmth.Nakaya knelt on the futon and drank tea with his back straight, and beside him was a Saiki Kusuo who also calmly regarded his parents' show of affection as a daily routine.

There is a stark contrast between the quiet and calm teenager and the sticky adult who shows affection in front of the younger generation.

Half an hour later, the two adults, who had had enough of showing off their affection, said to their son He (wei) Yuan (lai) Zhong (er) Ye (xi) with great interest: "Xiaoxiong and Zhong also want to come together! We all act together!"

Does the whole family really include him?Zhong Yuan raised his eyelids in surprise, and heard Saiki Kusuo's cold answer:

"No, I'll stay and watch the house."

Qi Mu is as cold as he looks, he likes to be alone.Chuya Nakahara thought about the latter and looked over, and someone remembered that the person next to him was a person with superpowers.

So now this is called speaking ill of people and getting caught?

Qi Munan conveyed with great enthusiasm: "That's right."

"........."

What a troublesome super power, much more troublesome than supernatural powers.

Nakahara Chuya and Saiki Kusuo were communicating in private, and they were taken aback by the mother who suddenly rushed in front of them. The lovely mother's eyes were shining with anticipation, and she held her hands together to make a gesture. With the dynamic light wave of "Please", she looked at them with great anticipation: "But mother really wants to go to the hot spring with Xiaoxiong and Zhongya~ Is it really not possible? It is interesting to go to the hot spring as a family. .”

"…………"

"…………"

Nakahara Chuya/Saiki Kusuo: You have said that, do we have any other right to choose?But what happened to that family! !

*****

Even though Nakahara Nakaya and Saiki Kusuo were reluctant, they finally went to the hot spring shop in Kanagawa together. The lady who received them was wearing a purple kimono, elegant and graceful, and bowed lightly to him.

"plz follow me."

The lady at the reception led the way. They walked through the red corridor and stepped on the marble to a path planted with cherry blossom forests. On the hair, on the placket.

If you are with friends and family, it is also a very pleasant choice for everyone to wear comfortable and loose kimonos, step on wooden clogs and enjoy the cherry blossoms with lovers, friends, and family members.

Nakahara also raised his head to see a pale pink cherry blossom whirling and falling. He subconsciously opened his palm and let the delicate petals fall on his palm, exuding a fragrance that was so faint that he could barely smell it.

"What a beautiful cherry blossom, it must be very beautiful if you can see the cherry blossoms flying all over the sky."

Hearing the voice, Nakahara raised his icy blue cat pupils, and saw the expectant expression of Saiki's mother looking at the cherry blossom girl in his eyes.

"Yeah, does mom really want to see it? If mom wants to see it—"

Before Qi Mubaba could finish his words, a strange strong wind blew up around them, lifting up the light and delicate pink skirt of the cherry blossoms, and the pale pink petals were coated with a layer of dark red, flying all over the sky, like It's raining petals.

Both Qi Mu's mother and Qi Mu's papa were stunned, reaching out to catch the fallen pink petals.

"It's really a shower of petals! God must have heard the wish of the beautiful, lovely and kind mother!"

"Eh? Really, Papa?"

The two adults and children hugged happily, Saiki Kusuo looked at this scene with a blank face, turned his head to see that the whole body was covered with a layer of dark red light, and pressed his palm on the central plain of the trunk of the cherry tree. .

God?

indeed.

To a certain extent, Zhongyuan Zhongya is indeed a god, and the god has indeed heard her mother's wish, so she fulfilled it for her.

"Don't be too messy." Saiki Kusuo passed the heartbeat to Chuya Zhongyuan. "Mom is just talking casually."

Of course, Zhong Yuanzhong can see that, to be honest, being able to keep a woman in a naive fantasy is enough to prove that she is living a happy life.So there is nothing wrong with fulfilling a small wish.

"Aren't women just for coaxing?" Zhong Yuanzhong also put his hand on the rough tree trunk, and put one hand in his pocket. "As long as she's happy."

"........."

Saiki Kusuo felt as if he had discovered the advantages of Nakaya as a straight man, no matter how slow his feelings for others, he would always be a gentleman and gentle towards women.Although the suitor who is also a male will never get the other party's heart, it is very lethal.

but……

Saiki Kusuo glanced at the bare peach tree, snapped his fingers, and the peach blossom petals scattered on the hand returned to the branches, and the reception lady who was pinned down by her returned to normal.

"Tsk." Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows unexpectedly: "Don't you also spoil her very much, and my behavior is also within your acquiescence."

What an annoying gut feeling.Saiki Kusuo stared at Nakahara Chuya expressionlessly: I am just afraid that you will cause trouble.

"I'm so sorry." Nakahara Chuya shrugged frivolously, showing off his pretty face, but he didn't mean to be sorry.

Nakahara Chuya and Saiki Kusuo gradually smelled of gunpowder, and the woman who was favored by the two gods hugged her husband's arms without knowing it, and waved to them both with a smile.

"Xiaoxiong, Chuya, are you standing there chatting? We're leaving."

Saiki Kusuo and Nakahara Chu also looked at each other, and followed them expressionlessly.

*****

After entering the wing room, they were naturally grouped into the same room as Saiki Kusuo and Nakahara Nakaya, and Saiki's mother and Qimu's papa were in the same room.However, the four of them made an appointment for a while to go to the Mixed Tangli Cat Hot Spring together.

...Correct, it was made by Qi Mu's mother.

So Nakahara went back to the room that belonged to them to change the kimono, while taking out the kimono that the hot spring shop put in the closet, Nakahara also saw that his kimono was a wine red and black striped kimono, while Saiki Kusuo's was blue black strips.

The styles are all loose, which is probably the characteristic of hot spring shops.

Nakahara took the kimono and entered the dressing room without objection, took off his white T-shirt and denim trousers and put on a yukata. I don't know if it's because of his petite body and rounded shoulders, or the clothes themselves are too big and the neckline is wide open. Yes, the white and thin shoulder line was exposed.

The protruding collarbone can be seen faintly.

Nakahara Nakaya played with the orange hair tail that was pressed under the clothes with his right hand. There was a bunch of orange hair on the white and moist collarbone, and the collarbone and chest were faintly visible.

It looked even more lustful.

Saiki Kusuo pushed open the door of the dressing room and saw this scene. He stared at Nakahara Nakaya expressionlessly for a few seconds, then pushed the door calmly.

"I'm going out first." Nakahara Nakaya straightened his clothes, his long eyelashes covered his beautiful blue eyes because he lowered his eyes and fiddled with his yukata. Greeted and walked out. "See you later."

"........."

Sure enough, he had no sense of how lustful he was.

Saiki Kusuo silently glanced at Nakahara Chuya's back, the boy in yukata and kimono was even more slender, probably because of the dark clothes on his body, the exposed neck and shoulder lines looked whiter.

That bunch of orange hair pushed to the shoulders controlled the unrevealed and looming scales to the point of vividness.

As Saiki Kusuo thought about it, there was a sound of a basin falling to the ground outside the door.

- "Ahh! Sorry, guest."

"It's okay." Nakahara Chuya's gentle and gentlemanly voice has an absolute soothing effect. "If you hit your foot with a wooden basin, it will hurt to death. Please protect yourself."

- "Yes, guest!!"

Sure enough, that's it.

Saiki Kusuo was not outside, nor did he have the ability to see through to know what happened.It must be that the lady was frightened by Chuya, and then the culprit was a gentle gentleman who picked up the wooden basin and told him gently.

The so-called natural/unintentional teasing is the most deadly, and it is no wonder that a few people who traveled through the past were teased, but such an astonishingly lethal walking rest assured arsonist is a straight man who can't get other people's hearts.There is no solution to this exercise.

Don't ask why, after all, even Dazai Osamu's black mud can't convey his heart.Perhaps it is also because of the way the two get along: Osamu Dazai finally knows that the way to attack Chuya Nakahara is to hit a straight ball, but he has a stubborn personality, and he always likes to find ways to disgust Chuya Nakahara, so even if he is serious Even if it was said, the Central Plains would not believe it.

...it's a dead end.

Saiki Kusuo didn't need to spend too much experience to know the past of Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuya. After thinking for a long time with a blank face, the god came to a conclusion:

Unintentional teasing is comparable to nuclear weapons and viruses.Sure enough, it's better to throw people back.Otherwise, the people in his world will also be fallen.The situation is getting out of hand.

*****

"Ah."

Zhongyuan Zhongya, who was soaking in the mixed bathroom with Qi Mu's mother and Qi Mu's papa, suddenly felt cold behind his back and sneezed loudly.

"Chuya, do you have a cold?" Saiki's mother, who was talking and laughing with her father, leaned over worriedly. "Are you ok?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his nose and shook his head. An unnatural blush appeared on the face of the woman approaching him, and his ice-blue pupils were smudged by the steam, making them misty and wet.He turned his head uncomfortably, not daring to look around. "No, I'm fine."

"I also don't think it's too cold." Qi Mu's papa scratched his hair, looking at the hot soup that was still emitting white smoke. "In this case, someone should be thinking about Zhongye, right?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also rubbed his nose with his hand: Remember him?No, it should be the person who plotted against him behind the scenes.If so, there really is one.A certain person swears that he will not escape his applause, and now he is afraid that he will not be able to sleep because of his anger.

"Maybe." Zhong Yuanzhong also hooked his lips, and the uneasiness of being approached by a woman eased. The boy opened his watery cat eyes and sincerely said to the woman who cared about him. "I don't have a cold, someone should be talking about me."

"Ah, if that's the case, the relationship between Chuya and the other party is really good."

Are you on good terms?Not good at all.They can't wait to kill each other.

Central Plains is also unwilling to lie. "It should be resentment, I have a bad relationship with that guy."

"Eh?"

"Kusuo, why did you come out!"

Saimu's mother was wondering, when suddenly she heard Qimu's papa calling Kusuo's name and her attention was attracted, Nakahara Nakaya heaved a sigh of relief and leaned on the granite in the middle of the hot spring, because the granite was buried in the hot spring Its own temperature is no longer cold, but it feels warm to the touch.

Soaking in the hot spring, looking up at the bright night sky, the peace and tranquility made Zhong Yuan Zhong also feel that the life of fighting was far, far away from him.

"Is Zhong also dizzy?"

Nakahara Nakaya was in a daze when something warm and cold suddenly stuck to his cheek startled him, and Nakaya sat upright only to find that Saiki Kusuo appeared in front of him at some point, with his hand in his hand. Holding a blue porcelain cup on the top, filled with a bright green liquid.

If it was Saiki Kusuo, it was quite normal not to feel the approach of the other party.

Nakahara Chu also looked at Saiki Kusuo in surprise: "Did you poison it?"

Otherwise, why would Saiki Kusuo be so kind all of a sudden, and pour warm tea for himself so that he would faint?This psychic is not the type to help others.

"Of course not." Saiki Kusuo conveyed his heartfelt voice to everyone's expectations, and pointed at his loving mother with a blank face. "My mother asked me to bring it to you."

The implication can be translated as: If my mother didn't ask me to bring it to you, I wouldn't care if you fainted or not.

"Oh." Zhong Yuanzhong also took it, and after thinking about it, he still politely thanked him. "Thanks."

"It's not my idea to thank my mother."

The noble, glamorous and glamorous superhuman who refuses to be seen thousands of miles away said so. After completing the tasks assigned to him by his mother, he stepped on the small stones under the hot spring and walked away slowly. He froze for a while, and looked down at his image reflected in the water.

There was a faint smile in the ice blue eyes.

I don't know if it's because of seeing the great psychic, or because of Saiki's mother's care.

But at this moment, he seemed to understand why the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai, who had defected, lived in the sun.Really, very warm.And it seems that he also understands why the 22-year-old Osamu Dazai avoids gatherings with his companions... Maybe such a warm scene will scare away people who have been living in extremes and desperately trying to cover themselves.

Wait, 22 years old—

Zhongyuan Zhongya's ice blue eyes widened in vain, something flashed in front of him so fast that he had no time to catch it, there was a moment of blankness in Zhongye's eyes, and then he was forced to moan aloud by the surging pain, In an instant, sweat was dripping from his forehead.

"Chung Ye?"

"Chuya, what is this, why suddenly—"

In the Central Plains, Qi Mu's father and mother could vaguely hear the caring questions surrounding him.Zhong Yuanzhong also wanted to answer that I was fine, but felt a "boom" on his neck.

The eyes fell into darkness.

*****

When Zhongya Zhongya woke up again, the environment he was in was no longer a hot open-air hot spring, but a quiet hot spring hotel room.At this moment, the lights in the guest room are not turned on, the room is dark, and the music can see the surrounding furnishings.

"Another trouble for others."

Zhongyuan Zhong also vaguely remembered what happened before, sat up with his forehead covered, looked down and saw that he had changed into a red and white striped bathrobe, and beside him was the white T-shirt he wore when he came here. jeans.

Did Saiki's mother make it?

Zhongya Zhongya thought about it, and the gentle and sweet smiling face of Qi Mu's mother was reflected in his mind. Zhongya paused, took the mobile phone on the clothes and clicked on it: the countdown on a certain sound is still 10 minutes away.

Had he been in a coma for so long?

Nakahara also rubbed his still aching neck, got up and took off his kimono and put on a white T-shirt and denim trousers. He couldn't remember what flashed through his mind while soaking in the hot spring. I'm not in a hurry to think about it for the time being.

Now the most critical question is - he is going to say goodbye.

Nakahara Nakaya put on his shoes and got up. While hesitating, the door was suddenly pushed open. The mother in a white yukata and kimono walked in with food in her hand, and bumped into Nakahara Nakaya who was standing by the door.

Both showed dazed looks.

"Aunt Qimu, why are you here?" Nakahara Chuya felt relieved and thankful. He is not good at communicating with human emotions, and now he can just say goodbye.

"Ah." Qi Mu's mother smiled and said: "Because Xiaoxiong said that you had something to say to me, and I happened to bring you food after being in a coma for a day. Zhongye, are you better?"

Could it be Saiki Kusuo?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also startled, and laughed dumbly.

"So what is Zhongye going to say to me?" Qi Mu numbly raised the food in his hand and said with a smile. "Do you want to say while eating, are you hungry?"

What responded to her was a hug from Nakahara Chuya.

"No need." Zhong Yuan said. "I'm saying goodbye to my aunt."

thank you.

Saiki's mother blinked blankly, and found that the boy hugging her was gradually becoming transparent, and shouted anxiously: "Kusuo!! Kusuo, come here!"

Nakahara didn't wait for Saiki Kusuo to appear, and disappeared in front of him.

Saiki Kusuo, who was leaning in the corner, listened to the sound expressionlessly, lowered his eyes to look at the ground, and snapped his fingers.

*****

After Zhong Yuan disappeared, he appeared in a luxurious hotel presidential suite for the first time. His ice blue eyes glanced at the gorgeous and luxurious decoration, and he let out a "tsk".

"Did the map be sent randomly? It can be regarded as not sending me directly to the Hong Kong and Black Headquarters."

Whether you can take it off or not is the second thing, it's just troublesome.

Chuya looked down at the white T-shirt and denim trousers he was wearing, and suddenly there was a crisp finger snap in an empty place.What was even more weird was that a paper bag appeared out of thin air in front of him, which was neatly folded, like a carefully prepared gift.

Gift?

Zhongyuan Zhong also reached out to take it from the air, and as he thought, there was no attack. He opened the wrapped white paper layer by layer, revealing the red hidden in the deepest part.

It turned out to be red lotus earrings!

The little red is lying on the white paper, and the dazzling red is the same as its carved shape - just like the red lotus in the flourishing age, crystal clear and beautiful, full of water.

Nakahara also confirmed that this was the red lotus earring crushed by the "ghost". If anyone could reverse time and space and restore things to their original state, he would not be the second person except Saiki Kusuo.

"... Tsk." Zhong Yuanzhong also put away the white paper and earrings, and his sharp and beautiful eyes and brows were shining brightly under his happy mood. "A parting gift, I accept it."

Find a chance to play earrings.

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, and decided to leave this strange place first. Being treated as a thief would really hurt his face in the mafia.The cell phone in the pocket of his jeans buzzed. Nakaya took out the cell phone with one hand and pushed open the door of the presidential suite.

"Quick, chase!!"

The moment he opened the door, Zhong Yuanzhong also heard a shout, and then a crowd of people ran towards him. Hearing the sound of footsteps, there should be quite a few people.

What, did it happen that there was a fight?

In other words, Zhongyuan Zhong would go to join in the fun to see the situation. Now that he has just fled for two days, it is better not to join in the fun. Zhong Yuanzhong also lowered his head and glanced at the phone message that was still vibrating, and a text message jumped out:

Chuya, where did you go?

The signature was Akutagawa, and Nakahara was thinking about whether he should send a message back to Akutagawa. His ice-blue eyes absently scanned the content and didn't notice that the time displayed on it was three years ago.

"Who's there?! Wait—"

Just as Zhong Yuanzhong was looking down at the information, a group of black suits had appeared in front of him. They raised their guns high, but after seeing his face clearly, they all showed surprised expressions:

Orange hair, blue eyes, short stature.All match! !

"Huh?" Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at the man in black who was staring at him in surprise, and he was sure that he had never seen a strange face before putting his phone back in his trouser pocket and showing a provocative and arrogant smile. "Why, do you want to play a gunfight with me?"

Once the man in black knows that the other party may be the strongest defector in his organization, no one will dare to fight against Zhong Ye.When the atmosphere was at a stalemate, two black blades stabbed over——

Zhong Yuanzhong also jumped back easily, avoiding the opponent's unexpected attack. The owner of the black blade jumped up to the railing with the force of the blade piercing into the wall. The eyebrowless boy appeared in the corridor dressed in black.

"What's going on? Didn't I say to pursue—"

The pale boy who was coughing while talking saw that it was Nakahara Nakaya standing in front of him, and even the sound of coughing stopped abruptly, his ferocious eyes revealed an expression of disbelief, "Zhong, Zhongya!"

Unexpectedly, Akutagawa was the first one to come across.

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows, standing in the air against the light, like a divine soldier descending from the sky.The corners of the brows and eyes are arrogant and unruly.

"It's Akutagawa. Do you want to fight me?"