Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

【………………】

Zhong Yuanzhong didn't need to meet the mysterious person face to face to feel the other person's speechless choking, he was thinking about whether to follow the trend, because it was obvious that the friends Rantang and Shunkou were = the mysterious person.Before Zhongyuan could think it over, he saw two figures flashing in front of him. When he opened his eyes again, he had already slipped from outside to indoor.

The decoration in the room is simple, and it looks like a student's room.

And the person standing in front of him was indeed wearing the same blue uniform as the previous two people, with the uniform coat open to reveal the white T-shirt inside, sitting at the desk.

Nakahara Nakaya slowly looked up from the bottom. After seeing the weird green glasses, the two pink video game handles on top of his head, and the familiar expressionless face, he finally remembered: Well, I do know this person.

I met in a dim sum shop, and I wanted to make friends with the first time we met.It's just that it used to be women's clothing, but now it's men's clothing.

So here comes the question, is Saiki Kusuo actually a transvestite? !

"..." Saiki Kusuo raised his hand that was casually leaning on the desk, and supported his forehead. "Thank you, I don't have a fetish for women's clothing. At that time, I heard that the coffee jelly under your Hong Kong black flag tastes very good, so I used my body (and) to go to your world. Because my body is still in my own world. Appearing in the same male identity, so it’s just a female body.”

So you can hear the delicious coffee jelly from a world away, how much love do you have for sweets!

"..." Zhong Yuanzhong also managed to get a rough idea from the three times accelerated narrative, but he didn't know where to start complaining about the lack of words, so he just skipped it. "I see."

In fact, you don't understand at all.Saiki Kusuo pressed his forehead nervously. "I already know why you came to this world and what software you used. Your limited time travel is three days..."

Saiki Kusuo thought for a while, but did not say the phrase "one day is equal to one year". Since he knew the reason why Nakahara Chuya left, he also knew that a certain youngest black mud cadre had enlightened but wanted to use the black mud attribute to If you stay with me, traveling for three days now = disappearing for three years, you should know how to cherish it more.

Although the possibility is very small, maybe the other party will get worse.

Saiki Kusuo paused with his hand on his forehead: "What are you going to do during this period?"

Three days of travel time?It seems that you can relax a little bit, and think about how to solve the problem of going back after three days.

"I can do some ordinary jobs," Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it seriously: "For example, underground boxing rings, bodyguards, what is the name of the biggest mafia here?"

"…………"

None of the occupations you mentioned are common.

Saiki Kusuo felt his head hurt even more. Of course he knew that although the person in front of him was a member of the mafia, he was mostly gentle when he was not on mission, and his heart was more kind and pure than ordinary people.

But let this powerful Hong Kong black cadre go out and wander around, maybe one day the whole world will know that "someone has superpowers".It would be really troublesome if the doubts were on his head.

"...You can stay at my house."

"Huh? Will this bother you?" Nakahara Nakaya thought for a while. It seems that he has no one in this world except Saiki Kusuo. It might be the best way to stay.

and--

Nakahara was not a fool either, he was keenly aware that a large part of the reason Saiki Kusuo stayed was because he was a dangerous person.Instead of letting him run around and cause trouble, it's better to put it in front of your eyes.

All in all, it is a situation of mutual help and mutual benefit.

Nakahara Chuya subconsciously pressed the hat on his head, and when he felt empty, he realized that he hadn't brought it with him. He withdrew his hand and raised his chin to Qimu Kusuo.

"Thank you for taking me in. In return, I will personally make your dim sum during this period."

*****

Saiki Kusuo's home is very clean and tidy, even the ingredients for making desserts are very sufficient.When Nakahara Nakaya walked into the kitchen, he thought for a moment that Kusuo Saiki had already made up his mind that he would come and promise to make dessert,

"I'm not that free."

"........."

Nakahara Chuya decided not to think about anything after receiving the heartbeat from Saiki Kusuo. He turned on the tap to wash his hands, lowered his eyes and carefully cleaned his fingers.The cold white fingers are slender and white, and the nails are beautifully pink after being washed in cold water.

The cold white skin and pale pink nails were drenched in water, glowing with lustrous water, which was really beautiful.

Zhong Yuanzhong also washed his hands, shook them, glanced at the "hand towel" marked on the wall, and wiped his hands with a dry and soft towel.Suddenly, he asked casually as if thinking of something. "You live by yourself?"

What he meant was whether it would be inconvenient if there were others.

Although in the eyes of others, this question may be a little overreaching, but if it is based on the fact that the other party is Kusuo Saiki, there will be no possibility of misunderstanding at all.

"No." Saiki Kusuo stood expressionlessly at the door of the kitchen, and sent the sound of his heart directly. "My father is at (tian) work (xie), and my mother is out shopping for groceries."

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the refrigerator, holding two balls in his hands, and turned his head when he heard this.

"Don't worry about the inconvenience. They may be very happy that I have friends coming to play at home, and they will say something out of gratitude." Although Kusuo Saiki still maintained a deadpan expression, through the green glasses It can also make people aware of his helplessness towards his parents. "You can be assured."

"........."

How worried are the parents about their son with superpowers? Is it because they are worried that the son will be lonely and have no friends?No, looking at Saiki Kusuo's appearance, he thinks that having friends will only become trouble and disaster.

- We happen to be going to my buddy's house, and we just introduce you to each other.

These words suddenly sounded in his mind, and he thought of the two teenagers he saw before and the development that was sent to Qi Mu later.Zhong Yuanzhong also seems to have discovered where the problem is: a group of poor "secondary two" and "problem" teenagers who don't know that they are rejected by their buddies.

"That's good." Zhong Yuanzhong also replied, took out the porcelain bowl, cracked the eggs into the bowl, and took out the chopsticks to stir. "It's seven o'clock in the afternoon. If you don't mind, I'll make dinner after dessert."

"…………"

You are so self-conscious.

Saiki Kusuo stood expressionlessly at the door of the kitchen, looking at the slender figure with his back turned to him, the fluffy and gorgeous orange color was shifted to the side of the shoulder, revealing the slender and fair neck.

Unexpectedly, it gives a false impression of fragility.

Saiki Kusuo withdrew his gaze expressionlessly. The reason why he called him an illusion was because he deeply knew that this beautiful, virtuous (?), slender and fragile teenager in front of him was a 22-year-old port mafia.

I don't know if it's crispy or not, but others are crispy in front of him.

This is also one of the reasons why he wants to stay in Zhongyuan Zhongye, and the second is that he doesn't want Rantang to know that he has superpowers when he comes into contact with the second-year boy, and he doesn't want Rantang to know that he has superpowers He has superpowers, and he doesn't want Rantang to know that he has superpowers when he comes into contact with the second-year boy.

These are questions of principle.

...But what he didn't expect was that taking Zhong Yuanzhong didn't want to cause trouble, but he brought himself a huge trouble.

For example now.

Saiki Kusuo looked at the beautiful and kind-hearted mother and the dog-licking father sitting at the dining table with a look of surprise on his expressionless face. Dazzling, comparable to snack coffee jelly, ice cream cake, Americano, etc. on gourmet shows.

For a moment, Saiki Kusuo wondered if he was sitting in a high-end Michelin restaurant and enjoying royal treatment.

"Wow, are you Kusuo's friend? Can I call you Chuya? I didn't expect Kusuo to meet such a good friend!"

"Kusuo!! Papa is so touched!!"

What moved you? It wasn't made for you. It was made by others to show off their cooking skills because of trouble. Does it have anything to do with you?Saiki Kusuo ignored his father's words with a blank face, brought the coffee jelly for three people in front of him, and put a little bit of it with a spoon into his mouth.

Suddenly, two red clouds of happiness appeared on Saiki Kusuo's face, touched his face with his hand, and made a solemn decision: three days is too little time, just destroy the crossing passage and let Chuya stay forever!

"Kusuo, you can't eat dessert before you finish your meal!" The beautiful and kind-hearted mother taught me so earnestly, and continued to speak to Zhongzhong with a smile on her face. "It's rare to see boys who can cook dim sum and Western food. Chuya is really great."

what.

Nakahara Nakaya held chopsticks in one hand, his back was straight, he was a little embarrassed to hear what Saiki Kusuo's mother said, his pretty and childish face was slightly flushed, "No, I didn't even know it back then."

"You are so humble." The beautiful and kind-hearted mother smiled, "Then how did Zhong Ye learn to cook?"

Nakahara also paused. Strictly speaking, he didn’t have much time to learn to cook and make desserts, but after the bastard Dazai rebelled against Hong Kong gangsters, he had nothing to do when he was alone, and he himself was a hedonist. I don't like to go home and fall asleep after going to work, and slowly start to study tricks such as snacks and Chinese food.

There is nothing better than a glass of red wine.

But more importantly, the reason why he is willing to learn to do this is not only for his own enjoyment, but also for——

"Ah." Zhong Yuanzhong also chewed and swallowed what was in his mouth, and opened his mouth. "Because my wish is to cook the best meals and desserts for the people I like."

Nakahara Nakaya simply explained his longing, and didn't notice that Kusuo's father and mother, who were feasting, stopped their movements, turned their gazes to their son in unison, and went back and forth between Nakahara and his son.

"…………"

Saiki Kusuo: Suddenly, I feel that the coffee jelly in my hand is not fragrant.

What the hell are you misunderstanding! !This is instant noodles, not basic noodles!And he has a CP and a rumored girlfriend here! !

When the atmosphere was unprecedentedly awkward and stiff, Nakahara Chuya let out an "ah" as if thinking of something, put down the bowl and chopsticks, and said solemnly to Ki Kusuo's father and mother with his ice blue cat eyes open.

"Although it's impolite to say so, I may need to disturb you for a few days recently. During this period, I will be responsible for your three meals. Please leave Saiki Kusuo to me."

"........."

"........."

Qi Mu Kusuo stared at each other in horror: What is this, just found out that his son likes boys is not enough?Are boys still proposing marriage now? !

Is it...

Saiki Kusuo's parents looked down at the piles of delicacies they were holding, and their pupils quivered: Is this how the future son-in-law honors his mother-in-law and father-in-law? ! !

"…………"

Saiki Kusuo: Let’s send Nakahara Chuya away tonight.

*****

Dinner was finished under the trembling of parents. Although the two adults were nervous, but after being told clearly (by mistake), they began to wonder whether they should be enlightened parents (big mistake) and let themselves go The son's pursuit of true love (a big mistake)!

So the tasks of cleaning the table and washing the dishes after the meal fell to Nakahara Chuya and Saiki Kusuo.

Nakahara also has the self-consciousness that he should do more to compensate for disturbing others. He squeezed in the detergent carefully, and then poured hot water from the faucet into the sink. Apron on nails.

Nakahara's slender fingers each held a white rope and tied the rope around his waist into a beautiful bow. Originally, Nakahara was also wearing a big white T-shirt, but now when the apron is tied on, his thin waist is exposed. Thin, slender, and thin figure seems to have no grip.

Compared with the beautiful and sharp impression I saw at first, there is more of a fragile illusion of juvenile feeling.

Nakahara Zhongya picked up the two white ropes on the top of the apron with a natural attitude, and raised his wrists high to tie the bow on the back of his neck. This time, the technique was still very neat, but there was a small stubble when the bow was tied. ——Because Nakaya's hair got tangled in the bow.

"........."

Saiki Kusuo saw this scene in his eyes, looked away blankly, and the hand holding the leftover snacks into the refrigerator trembled slightly: What kind of vulgar hair is entangled in XX, and it will be pulled to the hair after a while It hurts, and it was taken off carefully by someone who was gentle and caring. During the period, the two people collided visually, and there were pink bubbles around it!

Do not make jokes!

Of course, Saiki Kusuo knew that Nakahara was definitely not someone who liked to watch romantic idol dramas, let alone playing these little tricks to attract his attention, precisely because he knew that mafia cadres with simple methods and simple minds absolutely did not have this aspect Therefore, his actions and words will be frank and straightforward——

This is the scariest thing! !

Qi Mu Kusuo felt a dull pain on his forehead, which was more of a headache than the feeling he had when he met Rantang and predicted the trouble in advance. Qi Mu thought to himself: Is it true that he has applied for the sentence that natural flirting is the most deadly? !

It's time to have a good chat with the author of this article about life, Saiki Kusuo thought kindly.Putting the snack in his hand with a blank expression, he closed the refrigerator.

When Saiki Kusuo turned around, who was calm on the outside and had already fought for three hundred rounds in his heart, he found that Nakahara had washed the dishes and placed them neatly. .

"I ve done washing."

Nakahara Chuya had already untied the bow tie on his waist at this moment, and untied the bow tie around his neck with his elbows back. Zhongya let out a soft "hiss", and his ice-blue cat pupils narrowed slightly because of the pain. He lowered his head and pulled the white rope that was tangled with his hair. "Tsk, what's going on."

"........."

How do you want me to tell you this is the Mary Sue effect?Saiki Kusuo thought with a blank expression on his face, and was about to turn around and leave when he suddenly saw those drooping ice-blue pupils glancing at him. The round eyes contained a thin watery light, as if they were transparent and beautiful. Glass beads without impurities.

So are you going to ask him to help you remove the bow tie with expectant eyes?Saiki Kusuo thought without pretending.

"Saiki." Nakahara raised his eyelids and looked at the calm Saiki Kusuo. I don't know if it was an illusion. He seemed to see the panic of retreating from Saiki Kusuo's eyes?Zhong also blinked a little. "Do you have scissors? My hair seems to be tangled in rope."

Sure enough, it was Chuya Zhongya's answer.

Saiki Kusuo nodded in satisfaction, and before he could find the scissors, he suddenly discovered that this floral apron was his mother's favorite, although it is not impossible to return it to a day ago after cutting it.

"Hmm," Nakahara Nakaya saw Saiki Kusuo's eyes fall on his neck, so he could roughly guess what he was thinking at the moment. "I'm not going to cut off the knot, I'm going to cut my hair."

Zhong Yuanzhong also took it for granted, now that he is in someone else's home, of course it is impossible for others to accommodate him.

"…………"

Saiki Kusuo felt inexplicably that he had lost, he sighed in frustration, and walked over to convey the sound of his heart with a deadpan face; "No need for scissors, I will sort it out for you."

Speaking of it, this is indeed a small matter. With Nakahara Chuya's rough nerves and straight male thinking, he would never have thought of going here. Saiki Kusuo felt that it would be particularly inhumane for him to deliberately avoid it, although Saiki Kusuo was originally I don't mind what other people think, and I don't mind how clearly I am unreasonable-but the other party knows how to advance and retreat.

Saiki Kusuo walked over and quickly untied the knot for Nakahara Chuya. Even if he backed away the next moment, he immediately felt a lewd gaze fall on him, causing him to be shocked——

Finished!

Qi Munanxiong yelled so loudly in his heart, and quickly turned his head to see his papa poking out half of his body at the door, with a gleam of awareness of the truth flashing across his eyes:

So let me tell you not to misunderstand! !Sure enough, he shouldn't have helped just now!

"Kusuo!!"

"When did your daddy appear?" Zhongyuan Zhong also turned his head in surprise when he heard the voice, and took off the apron and put it back in place.There was great doubt in the cat's pupils. "Looking for you?"

"Yeah." Saiki Kusuo replied calmly, before his father could speak, he flew over, grabbed his father to prevent him from saying shocking words and dragged him away. "excuse me."

"...Oh." Zhong Yuan scratched his fluffy orange hair in a daze, and said to himself in the kitchen where only he was alone: ​​"I always feel that this family is a bit weird."

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a sigh of relief, relaxed his straight and tense shoulders, and leaned lazily on the cabinet.The corners of the bright and flamboyant eyes and brows revealed light shadows as he lowered his head.

It's great to be a family together.

*****

the other side--

The more Kusuo Saiki knew Chuya Nakahara, the more he knew his father's virtues.When he deeply realized that he really shouldn't help Zhongye, he deeply understood the horror of straight men.

It's not that straight men are the most deadly, but that straight men's thinking logic will make you feel that you think too much and feel that you have lost when you meet the other party's frank eyes.

Saiki Kusuo threw his poop on the floor with a cold face.

"Kusuo, how could you treat Dad like this! Mom and I worked so hard to feed you with shit and urine!"

No, I grew up eating vegetables.

"Although you are withdrawn, arrogant, and bullying Papa, my mother and I have high hopes for you!! How can you say that you like boys when you like boys!! And you even brought him home, forcing you Do we recognize your relationship!"

No, I said no.

Saiki Kusuo passed on the voice of his heart with a cold face, but his father was completely immersed in his own thoughts, and he didn't want to listen to Saiki Kusuo's explanation at all.

"Since the matter has come to an end, although my mother and I are sad, as long as you are happy, Kusuo, that's enough!!" Qi Mu Kusuo's papa covered his heart in grief. Even if he didn't want to admit it at this moment, he still had to admit it to his son It is true that they have the same heart with Zhongyuan Zhongye!But now the very serious question is:

"So Kusuo, are you on top or below?"

"…………………"

So you didn't hear my explanation at all?Do you just want to ask me this one after talking to yourself for a long time?

Saiki Kusuo's face changed from expressionless to fierce, and he looked at his father calmly with a death gaze for a while, and finally with a "bang", the chandelier fell and hit Papa's head, smashing him into the floor as the end.

Sure enough, talking to you is a waste of time.Saiki Kusuo passed the heartbeat back, and left with a blank expression on his face.

"Excessive!!!" Qi Munanxiong's papa, who smashed into the floor, protested with the last trick: "Papa is just curious!"

No.

Saiki Kusuo stared straight ahead blankly, and at the same time realized how terrible the disaster Chuya Nakahara came to his world.

Sure enough, people should be sent away.