Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

"Chichi, chichi."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also blinded by the light coming in from the window, his eyes were red, he frowned subconsciously and rubbed against the soft pillow, he turned his head in annoyance to avoid the annoying light, but his cheeks felt cool and slippery s things.

So comfortable.

The soft touch relieved the irritability in Nakahara Chuya's heart a lot. Aijiao stuck it on the cool and slippery object and rubbed his cheeks. The whole person stuck to the cool and slippery object like a small animal, until Something itchy was trembling on his face, disturbing him so much that he couldn't ignore Nakahara Nakaya, and then he opened his eyes, meeting a pair of kite-colored pupils that were close at hand.

"........."

"........."

I am most afraid of the sudden silence in the air.

Nakahara Chuya's head was blank for a moment and he lowered his head. Seeing the quilt covering his body, he was sure that it was his room. His quilt was correct, so he ignored the little episode just now: "Why did you come to my room again, you bastard?" !"

"Really, it's rare for me to have a good night's sleep. I was woken up by Chuya." Dazai Osamu rubbed his sleepy eyes with a cute little mouth, full of complaints. "It depends on the time when a puppy wants to act like a baby to its owner."

Who is going to act like a spoiled child to you!Obviously he is asking you why you are running around and other people are under the bed, okay! !As for messing around... It's disgusting to think of him actively approaching mackerel or something.

"I asked you what you did on my bed again. Who cares what you have or not!" Zhong Yuanzhong also almost vomited at the thought of them being so close, and gave up halfway through the questioning: "...Forget it Now that you're awake, get out of here, I'm going to throw up in the same room as you."

"It's too bad for Chuya to say that." Facing Nakahara Chuya's questioning, Osamu Dazai yawned and sat up lazily, his round eyes were condensed with mist, making those eyes wet.Under the early morning sun, her fair skin was as tender as if it had been soaked in milk, her black hair curled up randomly, soft and lovely. "Obviously just now, you were acting like a puppy with your small face next to its master's face~"

What do you mean by the look in your eyes that "you've been sleeping and being irresponsible?"

"You're not going to roll yourself, are you?"

Nakahara Nakaya threw off the quilt covering his body, and wanted to sit up to tidy up people with fierce eyes, but was pressed down on the bed by Osamu Dazai, who sat up lazily and leaned against the head of the bed before.

"What are you bastard doing!"

Nakahara Zhong was also shocked to see the delicate and beautiful face close at hand, his eyes were still slightly sleepy because he just woke up, and because he yawned earlier, his eyes were moist and soft, and his smile was like a crescent moon The creases on the eyelids are relaxed and slender, and the ends of the eyes are slightly raised.

At the age of 16, the charm of peach blossom eyes has already been revealed.

"Chuya is too fierce." Osamu Dazai smiled gently, his curly butterfly wings fluttered a few times, brushing Chuya's face because of their extremely close relationship, a little itchy. "Obviously Chuuya made a bet with me. If I lose three times in a row, Zhongya can always be my pillow. But Chuya cheated and never found a third partner... I just asked for my benefits in advance. What's the problem? ?”

What the hell are you bastard talking about!

Nakahara was also easily distracted by Osamu Dazai, frowned seriously and retorted: "You guys don't make trouble here and disgust me, we didn't mention the time limit at all when we bet!!"

Facing Chuya Nakahara's confident rebuttal, Osamu Dazai chuckled, and his soft voice sounded better with a little smile.

"Yes, since Chuya said that he didn't mention that the time limit is established. Then we didn't say during the bet that the third one didn't show up, so we wouldn't go to Zhongya's bed, right?"

"??????"

Bastard mackerel are you kidding me!Strong words and unreasonable words are the true portrayal of you bastard! ! !

"Dazai Osamu, is your face still there?" Nakahara Chuya asked sincerely, the blue streamer faintly lingered in his eyes, revealing a fierce light.

"The little slug just rubbed against it just now. You don't know the most about it." Osamu Dazai laughed softly, and his slender and cold fingers passed through the chock worn by Chuya's neck, touching Yumei With a fair neck, he hooked the chock in a good mood and pulled Zhong Yuan Zhong up a little. "Look, isn't this bet very fair? Give you time to find a suitable partner, and I can be so disgusting that the little slug rubs against the bed every day. It's fair~~"

How is it fair, bastard! !

"Who wants to be disgusted by you!" Zhongyuan Zhong also bent his knees and kicked upwards fiercely, "Die to me!!"

"Ah, it's not good to be so cruel." Osamu Dazai, who was pressing down on Chuya in the Central Plains, had a flash of warning, avoided Chuya's attack, stepped back to the door with his bare feet and poked his head out: "That's it!" I will continue to come here this time. Don’t worry, I just won’t go in~”

A desk lamp flying through the air smashed at him.

The little bastard saw that he had angered his little partner, happily retracted his little head, rubbed the soles of his feet, and ran away.

"Damn it, I'll kill you sooner or later." Zhong Yuan Zhong also leaned heavily on the head of the bed, gritting his teeth and muttering to himself. "Damn mackerel."

Zhong Yuanzhong also combed his short orange hair rather irritablely, glanced at the reminder of the alarm last Saturday, and reluctantly got up from the bed.

- "Ding Dong."

The mobile phone on the cabinet beeped for a message, and Chuya reached for it, and a text message appeared on it.

Dongri: See you at ten o'clock this morning! !

After Nakahara Zhongya came out of the bathroom, he picked out a long white T-shirt, and casually picked out an orange knitted jacket to match with jeans.Finally, put the chock on, and adjust the position by hooking the metal fittings with your fingers.

After everything was dressed neatly, Zhong Yuanzhong also took a look at himself in the glasses: except for the loose and casual feeling of wearing the knitted jacket, everything seemed to be pretty good.

Thinking of this, Nakahara Chuya came to open his door and walked to the living room, just in time to bump into Osamu Dazai who was obediently holding a transparent glass with both hands, drinking milk "gurgling", and a black-haired boy named Shan who was bathing in the sun. The photo of drinking milk is extremely beautiful and exquisite, but after seeing Chuya Nakahara's dress, he sprayed the milk all over the floor.

"Pfft, hahahahahaha. Chuya, what kind of flamboyant outfit are you wearing?" Osamu Dazai pointed at Chuya Nakahara's attire and laughed wantonly. "Your neckline is so low that your collarbone is exposed, and your trousers are too thin. What kind of slim-fitting clothes are you? It makes your waist so thin... It's completely unqualified! You should put them on It would be better to match that black suit with your ugly hat to be your black slug. Otherwise, it would be easy for people to misunderstand that you are going on a date..."

"I'm just going on a date."

Osamu Dazai's long-winded dislike came to an abrupt end after Nakahara Chuya said this, and even turned his head stiffly, with a question in his kite-colored pupils: Dating?who?

"What does your surprised expression mean?" Zhongyuan Zhong also tugged on the collar of his T-shirt, and said impatiently. "I just want to go on a date with someone. Let's go, bye."

Nakahara Nakaya waved at the stunned Osamu Dazai casually, put on his shoes and went out.

Until there was a "bang" when the door was closed, and the cup in Osamu Dazai's hand finally fell to the ground.

"??????"

Is he delusional, or is this world gone? ?Who said you were going on a date just now?Little slug? ?

*****

Zhong Yuan Zhong also bought the tickets and waited at the entrance of the amusement park where he had agreed to meet. His ice blue pupils glanced at the time above: it is now nine thirty.Although he didn't hang out with others in places other than bars and pastry shops, it was a gentleman not to keep others waiting, which was the same for any friend.

Nakahara put one hand in his pocket and waited quietly. Sensing someone approaching, his ice-blue cat pupils suddenly turned away, and the sharpness in his eyes softened after seeing Natsume's gentle face.

"Zhongya!" Panting Dongri stretched her legs to breathe, her fair face was still flushed after exercising, her smile was timid but couldn't conceal the excitement in her eyes. "Yes, I'm sorry. I kept you waiting."

"I just arrived for a while." Nakahara Nakaya said honestly, and the clock in the amusement park is only 9:40.Zhong also handed over the ticket he was holding. "Have you had breakfast?"

...A handsome boy who looks very strong, unexpectedly very considerate and caring.

"Eat, eat. Thank you." Dongri took the tickets that Zhongye bought in a dull manner, and for some reason, he was the one who was taken care of even though he invited others out.Holding the ticket, Dong Ri squeezed it, and summoned up the courage to say. "Chuya, can I take a photo with you?"

Group photo?

Zhong Yuanzhong was also stunned, the words of refusal came to his lips, and seeing such a look of uneasiness and excitement on his face that had been gentle for years, it was really impossible to refuse.Unlike Akutagawa's vicious lop-eared rabbit, the one in front of him looks at him...

It must be something from the past.

Central Plains has no hobby of digging people's privacy. He raised his head and said to Dong Ri, who was a head taller than him: "Winter Ri, bow your head."

"Ah?" Dongri was dumbfounded for a moment, then lowered her head obediently. "is that so?"

The shape of Natsume is gentle and slender, and it is soft and elegant that can bloom in the early morning sunshine when living in the sun.Even if Zhong Yuanzhong has never been in contact with him, he can still feel that unique tenderness.But now living in Natsume's body is the monster Dongri, a little monster who doesn't know what he has experienced, but he is obedient, his eyes are hesitant, his personality is timid, and he is obedient and timidly looking at himself with lowered eyebrows and eyes.

A little pitiful.

Zhongyuan Zhong also stretched out his hand according to his mood, and seeing Dongri shrink back when he saw his subconscious action, he could roughly guess what the monster went through in his heart——

He raised his hand and touched Dongri's head.

"Why are you in a daze?" Zhong Yuanzhong could feel that he was stunned, and he couldn't help laughing. "I agreed to play with you. What's the big deal about taking a photo? You are a monster. Show some confidence!"

"..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also patted his drooping head lightly, indicating that he could stand up, and naturally took out his mobile phone and hooked Dongri's head. "Aren't you going to take a picture? Squat a little bit."

Squat a little?

Dongri came back to his senses stupidly, his face was a little hot, making him want to put his cold hands on his face to cool down, but he was a little more excited about Zhongye's permission of his wish, and he also looked at it. When he was as tall as his own shoulders, think about Chuya's approachability.

He decided to maintain the dignity of Chuya's small stature, reflecting Chuya's tallness and super-powerful boyfriend Max, so he decided to squat down! !

"........."

"........."

Nakahara Chuya, who was holding a mobile phone and was about to take a random photo for a business trip, stared down at the ground with a blank expression, "Chuya is the best, I want to show that Chuya is tall, and I can't let him because of I'm so short that I can't get off the stage ~ Nakaya, please praise me", the winter day.

Zhong Yuanzhong also almost pinched the phone in half by mistake.

He said that he seemed to finally know the truth about being bullied in winter.

*****

After finally taking the photos, Nakahara Chuya thought that it was rare for him to come out to play, so he would post a Moments by the way: Usually Tachihara Somichi and Oi Keijiro like to send messages when they have nothing to do, which seems to be how old-fashioned he is.

Zhong Yuanzhong also casually posted a post, put up a group photo of Dong Ri who was so violently dragged up that he almost made people cry, and then quit.

"Where do you want to go?" Zhongyuan Zhong also put the phone back into his sweater and asked. "If you were a monster, would you be afraid of ghosts? Last time you told the story about the Ferris wheel. Do you want to go?"

"..."

Holding the crepe bought by Chuya in his hand, Dongri took a stupid bite, looked sideways at Chuya Nakahara who was talking to him, and blinked stupidly: Is it an illusion, Chuya is really there Take care of people.

And it was me who asked for a date, but Zhongye was really planning the content instead of just walking around in a daze, and more importantly, Zhongye was always asking for his own opinion.

Unbelievably gentle.

"Why don't you talk?" Nakahara Nakaya was thinking while walking beside Dongri. He didn't wait for a long time for a response and turned his head. He was horrified to find that a monster was about to cry. "Why are you crying!!! Did I kill you!!!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu whom the monster Dongri wiped his tears and nose and snot together, his eyes were filled with mist, and his tall and small red nose was cute and pitiful. "Woooooo, I really can't help it!"

Hey hey hey, what can't you hold back!

Zhongyuan Zhong was also at a loss for what to do, the little brothers and sisters passing by, and the young couples passing by all cast Guan (ba) and cut (gua) eyes.

"Okay, why are you crying?"

"Could it be that the little boyfriend is too fierce?"

"Could it be that there is some kind of domestic violence in normal times, and now I think of sad things? It's really pitiful."

"…………"

No, it's not Winter that's poor, it's him!If I knew it earlier, I would have beaten him up a few times, and I would have been wronged!

Zhongyuan Zhongye looked at the ice-blue pupils covering his face and didn't know whether he was moved and cried, or Dongri was crying because he was anxious to get a beating. He decided to practice his "crying and beating" conditioned reflex more often in the future.

"No, woo woo woo, I'm so touched, no one has ever been so kind to me!" Winter sobbed, seeing more and more people watching around with tears, finally said out loud. "woo woo woo woo."

Although he doesn't care about what other people think, what does it mean to become a domestic violence man for no reason, and what does it mean to cry even more terribly while you are saying that it is not the same thing in Dongri!

Don't do things that will cause people to misunderstand! ! !

"It's really pitiful. I was forced to say something against my will."

"It must be that the domestic violence casts too much shadow on him, what a poor child."

"…………"

Oh, he knew it was the result.

Zhongyuan Zhong also held the misunderstood crying Dongri in one hand with a cold face, kicked him away from the crowd expressionlessly, found a deserted place, put him on a chair and continued to cry.

He bought two cups of hot drinks for himself, and handed them to the little ghost who was crying very seriously beside him.

"Aren't you tired from crying? Are you made of water?" Zhongyuan Zhong didn't give a gentle "tsk", sat next to the kid who was crying very seriously, and handed over another cup of hot drink. "Replenishing water."

"……thanks."

Dongri sniffed, took it pitifully, bit the straw and sucked, until he finally calmed down after drinking a whole cup of hot drink.Only then did he have the time to watch the orange-haired boy who sat beside him and accompanied him from beginning to end.

His hair is fluffy and slightly curly, and the left side of the hair is slightly longer and swept over his shoulders, making his thin shoulders appear more slender.The slightly drooping ice-blue eyes are as big as cat pupils, and the slender figure is dressed in a loose knit sweater, the cuffs of which have been rolled up a few times, casual and undisciplined.

Very slender and good-looking, no matter the slender wrist, the protruding collarbone under the thin skin, and the chock on the white neck all reveal an aura that does not match the age.I don't seem to have any self-consciousness yet.

"Have you cried enough?" Zhong Yuanzhong also threw the hot drink in his hand into the trash can, took out a tissue and handed it to Dong Ri, who still had tears in his eyes. "Give."

"Thank you." Dongri foolishly took the tissue that Zhong Ye handed over, and wiped away his tears. "sorry for bothering you."

"If you have time to worry about these things, it's better to think about what to play next." Nakahara Chuya put both hands in his pockets and stood up carelessly. "If you can't think of it for a while, it doesn't matter if you think about it while walking. ... Or do you want to do it for a while?"

"I……"

Before Dongri finished speaking, he heard the sound of "ding dong" from Zhongye Zhongye's pocket for a message.

"Sorry." Zhong Yuan said politely, took out his mobile phone and saw that it was Li Yuan who asked him to watch the news.

dynamic?Is there anything to see?

Zhongyuan Zhong also clicked into the circle of friends in confusion. The first post was that of the bastard mackerel. It was full of likes, and there were only a few words written on it:

"Ah, Nakaya is so bad. Make me squirt milk all over the place."

Below the dynamics of this sentence, there are also a few spots of cloudy milky white liquid.Nakahara Nakaya recognized at a glance that this was the picture of the result that Dazai sprayed while drinking milk in the morning.But how does it feel weird.

And why are the people replying below a string of question marks? ?

Zhong Yuanzhong also frowned in confusion, and at this moment the phone was "ding dong," and the two beeps of "ding dong" added a friend reminder.Zhong also moved his fingers, and saw Zhou Fangzun and Akutagawa's friends message sent over.