Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

Dazai decided to put aside his dislike for Chuya, but he never expected that he would be kicked under the bed by his warm partner when he was deeply asleep.

He was also stunned for a long while, turning his grape-like round eyes to glance around, and then vaguely remembered: yesterday he slept on Zhongya's bed.

So is this the daily greeting Chuya has to do after waking up?

"...It hurts, hurts, hurts," Osamu Dazai sat up on the ground, grinning and rubbing his buttocks, his voice was hoarse and full of complaints. "Chuya, the way you greet is really rough~ The little dwarf should have a more gentle way to wake up Snow White, right?"

Then the little dwarf should be so angry that he would beat him violently.

Ok?

Osamu Dazai was ready to dodge, but the strange thing was that after waiting for a long time, he didn't get Chuya's routine violent beating, which obviously didn't suit the little dwarf's habits.

He raised his head in confusion, and found that his partner was wearing a white low-necked T-shirt, revealing a large area of ​​snow-white skin, and the hem of the white clothes fell softly on his slender and white thighs. A corner of the black boxer pants can be vaguely seen.

Seeing such an explosive scene early in the morning, Osamu Dazai stopped rubbing his PP, raised his hand and wiped his nose strangely, and found that he had no nosebleeds, only then did he notice that Zhongya Nakahara had a face of Shocked look.As if he had been stimulated no less than him, his sapphire eyes were filled with disgust, nausea, and panic.

Panic? ? ?

This appearance of being overwhelmed and extremely regretful after waking up because of drinking and messing around has several meanings.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows subtly. Before he could say anything to mock his partner, Nakahara Nakahara's long jade-white legs, which were only wearing boxers, moved. The first thing he did when he went to the ground was to lift him up——

Then he was thrown out of his room, even the safety lock was put on!

who I am.

where am I.

What happened during his broken sleep?

Dazai Osamu, with his messy black hair, maintained the sitting posture thrown out by Nakahara Chuya, until the coolness came from his buttocks, and he was surprised that he was thrown out by his grumpy, soft-hearted and deceitful partner.

Kicked him out of bed early in the morning, and now throw him out the door? !Little dwarf, you are about to turn the sky upside down!

"Chuya, what the hell are you doing, what is the meaning of throwing the husband (?) who went out to fool around to sleep in the living room, explain to me clearly!!!"

He slammed his fist on the door several times to vent his anger, Dazai Osamu didn't get a reply, but he calmed down a lot.Just kidding, thought he couldn't open the door if he locked it!

Osamu Dazai unlocked the door lock two or three times, and found that his partner with short orange hair was fully dressed, opened the window and jumped down impatiently.That panicked behavior made Osamu Dazai confused.

"?????"

Chuya, are you finally mad and stupid? ?But he hasn't done anything yet! ! !

*****

Back to half an hour ago——

Zhong Yuanzhong was also awakened by two messages, one in front and one in the back. He opened his eyes in a daze, and found a hand wrapped in a plain white bandage around his chest, almost strangling him in his arms. Here, the body temperature of another person was clearly conveyed on his back, making his mind blank for a moment: How could Osamu Dazai be on his bed?

It took a few seconds for Chuya to remember letting the little devil crawl into bed yesterday.

The ice-blue pupils glanced coolly sideways, and saw the owner of the hand leaning against his body with his eyes closed, and his slender and curly eyelashes cast light shadows on the smooth and delicate skin.

Surprisingly childish.

Well, strictly speaking, Dazai is indeed a child now.He couldn't sleep at this time before he was 16 years old again, and Dazai told him half-jokingly after a long time that it was growing pains, and the little dwarf wouldn't understand.Of course he got a blast hammer.

Recalling the past, Zhongyuan Zhong also let out a "tsk" in disgust. Every time this guy showed the meaning of joking, it was usually the truth.

Dazai had never been a frank guy anyway.

Zhongyuan Zhong also disliked it but gently pulled away his hand that was wrapped in plain white bandages to the tiger's mouth, picked up the phone, and saw a message from the intelligence department: The task was asked to be picked up by them, the reason was that the previous person who took over the task Seriously injured and hospitalized.

Tsk, I'm really upset to be right again by mackerel.

Zhong Yuanzhong also curled his lips, and bluntly slapped away the dishonest hand of Mackerel on his shoulder. He clicked on the message to exit and was about to throw the phone aside, but was caught by an unfamiliar software, similar to He has never seen the software logo of musical notes.

Is it because he returned to 16 years old, so that the task has changed, and there are even strange things in the phone?

Zhong Yuanzhong's blue eyes, which still contained a bit of sleepiness, appeared heavy, and his porcelain-white slender fingers solemnly opened the software.

Hearing the sound of brisk music, a video popped up. The strange thing is that the young man in it has orange hair and blue eyes, with the tail of his hair hanging on his left shoulder, and even the four-piece suit is exactly the same.

In terms of appearance alone, the person in the phone is surprisingly similar to him playing with the phone.The only difference is probably the worry and embarrassment between his brows, without his sharp arrogance.

what is the problem?

Zhongyuan Zhong also opened his eyes incredulously, the pure blue reflected the orange-haired young man who was exactly like him in the video, and he was looking at the thin black-haired young man in front of him with ice-blue pupils hastily.

"Zaizhi, I like you."

Wearing a solemn iron-blooded suit, "Zai Zhi" exudes an aura of keeping strangers away, with a cold head sideways.

"Hara Nakaya, I told you I don't like you."

Nakahara Chuya: "??????"

How can mackerel He De afford his liking? !Laozi is clearly called Zhongyuan Zhongye, where did Yuan Zhongye come from!And when did Osamu Dazai change his name to Taijun? ? ?Disgusting! !

Nakahara Chuya crushed the phone in his hand with a "creak" sound, shamelessly angered Dazai who was sleeping next to him, and kicked him off the bed.

...then there was the previous scene.

*****

After throwing Osamu Dazai out, Nakahara Chuya didn't want to be in the same room with Dazai Osamu for a second, and Nakahara Chuya, who controlled the gravity, gnashed his teeth and flew in the air.Because of the anger, his chest kept heaving, and he felt a little aggrieved: I regard you as a partner and an equal opponent.You actually made me like you? !Could this be Dazai's new trick to disgust him? !

Congratulations to Osamu Dazai, he managed to disgust himself!

The more Zhongyuan thought about it, the more angry he became, and he wanted to turn around and pick up Osamu Dazai and beat him up, but after thinking about it, he still had to touch him, and Zhongyuan Zhong also resolutely put an end to this idea.

He did know that Osamu Dazai would defect, and to be honest, he didn't care at all.

With Osamu Dazai as his partner, he can rush forward as he pleases, and have a good time playing, anyway, he has Dazai behind him.But without Osamu Dazai, he can grow up quickly.As for him going to the bright side, he is also a blessing as a partner. He still has this kind of mind. There will always be some people in life who are just passers-by.

Can!yes!How can there be love between partners!Mr. Sen said that a partner can be the strong backing of the other party, but it must not be the weakness of the other party, so there must be no liking.

Why does "like" become a weakness, Zhongyuan Zhong also doesn't quite understand, but he only needs to know one truth: Sen!First!born!explain!talk!forever!Far!No!meeting!wrong!

What the leader said is true!

What the leader said is the truth!

If the leader is wrong... No, the leader will not be wrong! ! !

Zhongyuan Zhongye's icy blue eyes revealed stubborn determination: That's it!He doesn't want to be a partner with mackerel!Break up, break up, must break up! ! !

*****

Zhongyuan Zhong also firmly knocked on the door of the leader's office, and decided to take action.

"Come in."

With Mr. Mori's permission, Chuya Nakahara walked in. The boss's office has always been in a cool-toned style, depressing and solemn.Mr. Mori was much younger in this period, and it has been a long time.

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a sigh of relief, and performed the etiquette of taking off his hat. "boss."

"Chuya?" Mori Ogai quickly signed the document in his hands, raised his eyes to see the disheveled Chuya, and then stopped his movements. "Is there a problem?"

"I'm asking you to change my partner."

Mori Owai looked at Chuya Nakahara quite unexpectedly, from his slightly frowned brows, he could see a touch of panic and bewilderment in the pure ice blue, wondering what good thing Dazai did to his partner?

He thought for a few seconds, and was about to speak when another childish voice came from outside the office.Said eagerly and resolutely.

"I disagree!!!!"

Mori Ogai raised his eyebrows slightly, and saw another young subordinate rushing in at every step, his black curly hair was messily scraped on his fair face, and his expression was very similar to his usual lazy and powerless sickness The court is quite lively.

However, why suddenly there is a sense of sight that the daughter-in-law returns to her mother's house after getting married and wants to divorce, and the son-in-law rushes to stop it.Mori Ogai rubbed his chin in doubt, on the surface he still had that inscrutable smile, and glanced at Zhongya: "Then why... Zhongya?"

The place where Zhongya Zhongya stood just now was empty.

Mori Ogai blinked his eyes, saw Osamu Dazai, who stepped in through the door, was full of depression, raised his pointed and thin chin and said to the ceiling. "Come down!"

"????"

Mori Ogai wondered if Dazai committed too many suicides, leading to hallucinations and seeing unknown creatures?A low, disgusted voice was heard from the ceiling.

"I do not!"

"?????"

Mori Ogai slowly made a question mark, raised his head and looked up, only to find that Chuya controlled gravity and floated up to the ceiling.Unexpectedly, he refused to stand with Dazai, frowning awkwardly.

The leader said: You two (lia) paired (kou) and file (zi) really know how to play.

"I don't want to be your partner." Nakahara Nakaya looked at Osamu Dazai condescendingly: "I hate you the most!"

"I hate you the same as Chuya." Dazai was not to be outdone, he was so angry with Chuya and he could still keep a sarcastic face: "But thinking that Chuya hates me so much, I have to keep Chuya by my side and hate you every day That’s right. I’m happy when I think of Chuya’s disgusting expression that you would rather die!”

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at his ice blue eyes in disbelief: "You bastard mackerel, you actually endured the nausea for the sake of disgusting me, and did something that hurt yourself by eight hundred!!"

"No way, who makes me sick of you the most."

"Bastard!! Kill you!"

"……………………"

Yes, yes, yes, yes, you both disgust each other.Because the opponent keeps the opponent by his side because he is disgusted, let the opponent sleep beside him because he is disgusted, he destroys the entire camp of the enemy when the opponent is taken as a hostage because he is disgusted, and because he is disgusted by the opponent, he will draw up careful tactics every time he does a mission. Disgusted face: "The little slug's head is full of muscles, all he knows is fighting, fighting, fighting, it's impossible without me~"

Then let the other party have fun without any worries.

Yes yes yes, okay, okay, okay.You young people are really good at showing off.

Mori Ogai picked up the pen again to sign the document, and said to the two people without looking up. "Ah, you two have such a good relationship. If that's the case, you two... let's go back together."

"Who has a good relationship with him, I'm sick of him!"

"Who has a good relationship with him, I'm sick of him!"

"Yes." Mori Ogai couldn't be surprised by this duplicity reply, and waved his hands at the two little kids perfunctorily. "Go."

When the matter developed to this point, it should be closed as soon as it was good. Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned and fell lightly from the ceiling.

"Boss." Nakahara Nakahara's icy blue eyes did not contain any meaning of jokes, which accentuated the tone. "I want to change partners."

Nakahara Chu has never been a character who likes to talk nonsense, and he and Dazai Osamu can definitely separate work and personal affairs no matter how they fight.Now with such a calm and deep voice, he repeatedly emphasized, and the atmosphere instantly cooled down.

Osamu Dazai laughed a few times in a low voice, which was also deep and full of depression.

"Who do you want to partner with? Let's hear it."

The author has something to say: I really don't know how to write sweet pets... Well, happy winter solstice.Thank you babies for feeding, mua!

感谢在2019-12-1820:26:17~2019-12-2111:50:33期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the grenade: 1 in the inner thigh of Purgatory;

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: Shadow, Inner Thigh in Purgatory, Akong, Grass is one of the strawberry flavors;

Thanks to the little angels of the irrigation nutrient solution: 50 bottles of Yoshi; 1 bottle of Shuanghei;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!