Hong Kong black cadres hate mackerel

"excuse me."

Zhong Yuan Zhong also replied politely, bent down and put the Sanhua pig on the ground, don't look at the chubby Sanhua pig, relying on the softness of the soles of the feet, it walked lightly with its short legs, and passed Zhou Fangzun who stepped aside. First went to the kitchen inspection.

It is quite self-conscious about "cracking rice".

Zhongyuan Zhongye looked away from the short tail of the Sanhua pig, changed his shoes and closed the door. Only then did he have the time to see that Zhou Fangzun's apartment had changed. The things he bought during the day had been placed by Zun. The previous large blank.The light-colored curtains were blown up by the wind, revealing the darkened sky outside.The blue color of the dome makes the orange color of the street lamp outside the window extremely warm.

There are clean white paper towels and some CDs on the table, and there are almost no decorations.Although the shopping today is simple daily necessities, it can be regarded as a temporary "home" after all.

"Go wash your hands."

"what?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also thinking, when he heard Zhou Fangzun talking unexpectedly.Zhongyuan Zhongye smelled the aroma of the food with his nose, looked along the source of the sound, and found that Zhou Fangzun came out of the kitchen with the food and put it on the table.The style of the dish is simple and daily, and after being topped with sauce, it is smooth and green under the bright light.

It looks very appetizing.

"Well." Zhongyuan Zhong also took off the top hat on his head and put it on the hanger, stepped on the slippers for the guests and washed his hands kindly before walking over and taking a seat. "I can't see that Zun can cook, it really opened my eyes."

How should I put it, Zhou Fangzun's appearance looks like the kind that blackmails people and bullies honest people. Compared with the mafia that values ​​class power, he looks more like a gangster on the street who has no rules and self-will.

"Don't speak ill of me in your heart."

Zhong Yuanzhong also rested his chin and was thinking about the appropriate adjective. Suddenly, he was taken aback, raised his ice-blue eyes and followed the red figure, and touched the tip of his nose inexplicably guilty. "No bad words."

These are the first sensory impressions! !How can the first impression be said to be bad! !

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyelids and sat down with a dull expression. His broad shoulders were full of security and his wild and unruly appearance was extremely inconsistent.Although the appearance is rebellious and unruly, wild and unruly, he is quite gentle in his bones.

With his own moral bottom line, no matter how you look at it, Zhou Fangzun will not be a heinous person.It's like a king who can bear all the pressure and public opinion, and is tolerant and gentle to his own people.

"Well, thank you."

Zhongyuan Zhong also took a strange look at Zhou Fangzun, who was in the presence of the old god. The other party was holding down his curly eyelashes with chopsticks. The dim yellow light cast a warm color on his red hair and eyelashes, which was dull. It must be a little unreasonable.

It seemed to be the same as before, calmly forced, as if he was communicating with Zhou Fangzun, and the other party directly said "Don't think I don't know if you speak ill of me".

"…………"

What the hell, mind reading?

*****

Zhongyuan Zhong also showed a strange face, but unfortunately Zhou Fangzun didn't have the slightest intention to explain.Chuya touched his nose again and swallowed the words that reached his throat.

You can't get up and ask Zun, "How do you know that I speak ill of you in my heart?"

"Meow meow meow."

When the atmosphere between Zhongye and Zhou Fangzun in Zhongyuan was weird, the chubby Sanhua pig rolled over with its short legs, and its agile appearance was like a flexible little chubby paper.As if dissatisfied with the food in the room, he circled around Chuya sitting on the tatami several times, and rubbed the back of Chuya's hand with his furry, chubby head in reluctance.

"Meow~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also raised his eyebrows, seeing the dissatisfaction in the little guy's squinting and wretched Crescent Cat eyes, took off his gloves and touched the smooth down. "What's the matter, little guy. Nothing you like?"

Sanhuazhu seemed to be spiritual, and when he heard Zhongye's question, he raised his round cat face and called out "meow meow" to him.

Zhongyuan Zhongye touched the melon seeds on the kitten's head again, the cat stretched out the chubby paw and scratched the back of Zhongye's fair hand in dissatisfaction. The angry cat asked without looking up. "Is there anything else to eat, Zun."

"..."

Zhou Fangzun on the opposite side was silent for a moment, then got up and went to the kitchen, and when he heard the movement and raised his head, Zhou Fangzun had already taken out two plain white dinner plates from the kitchen, and two sliced ​​cakes were placed on the On a plain white plate.

The cake is decorated delicately and beautifully with cream. There is a bright red strawberry on top of the cake. The fiery red and pure white are combined with a rich and mellow milk flavor. Just looking at it makes one feel satisfied.

"Meow~!"

As soon as the cake came out, Sanhuazhu, who was still following Zhongye, ruthlessly abandoned Zhongye, "meow meow meow" to the delicious cake and started to eat it.

Geez, what a ruthless little thing.

Zhong Yuanzhong also hooked the corners of his lips helplessly, looking at Zhou Fangzun's blue eyes in surprise. "Do you have a sweet tooth?"

"I don't like it." Zhou Fang Zunxin sat down on the tatami and replied calmly. "I thought you liked to eat."

"........."

"........."

The air suddenly became quiet, Zhong Yuan raised his brows slightly in surprise, and looked at Zhou Fangzun across a table.

one second.

two seconds.

three seconds.

In the end, Zhongyuan Zhong also let out a "puchi" laugh, and even Zhou Fangzun, who was usually dark and inhumane, showed a faint smile, and all his usual fierceness and defense disappeared under the dim light. .

There is only a touch of warm atmosphere left... and a shameless cat who is so shameless that he is fat enough to become a pig fills his own pocket with two pieces of cake.

*****

After dinner, Zhong Yuanzhong also leaned back and lay sprawled on the sofa.There is also a well-fed cat lying in his arms.

Each person and cat have a common sense of satisfaction on their faces.

Zhou Fangzun came out of the kitchen after washing the dishes, and this was what he saw.To this day, he still seems to be able to recall the first time they met, Nakahara Chuya was smiling openly, and the faint light was shining down from the top of his head, as if it would glow.

Like the sun.

- Isn't the color of the flames pretty?

-Probably some of my intuition is at work. It is impossible for a master with such a beautiful red color to attack ordinary people easily.

- so I trust you.

Came to a strange world in a daze, never thought that someone would approach him so forcefully, asking him to accept...Nor did he think that one day he would get along with Zhong Yuan Zhong Ye so naturally.

But it doesn't seem bad either.

"Huh? Your honor is coming out." Zhong Yuan Zhong also opened his eyes, consciously put his long legs on the sofa on the ground, patted the sofa beside him and smiled at him. "Thank you, come and sit."

Zhou Fangzun noticed that Zhongyuan Zhongye put back the black gloves that Zhongye took off to touch the cat. Zhongyuan Zhongye was petite, and his palms were even smaller and slender, and the joints were clearly outlined by the leather gloves.

The small palm showed tender whiteness from the black, and for some reason, he was a little startled.But the owner of the hand didn't have the slightest sense of self-awareness, and leaned lazily on the sofa, with one arm resting on the back of the sofa, and slightly raised his jaw, showing the cusps of his canine teeth at him.

"What are you looking at? Come here."

Zhou Fangzun couldn't tell what kind of feeling it was, faintly, his breathing and heartbeat sped up a little bit, Zhou Fangzun felt that this kind of himself was abnormal, he needed to do something to be——

"when are you leaving?"

"?????"

Zhong Yuan Zhong also had a question mark in his head, sat up straight and looked carefully at Zhou Fangzun, whose expression seemed normal but strangely revealed the four characters of facing a big enemy,

This kind of disobedience is full of sense, but it makes sense when explained: "Go away quickly after eating, don't you still want to greedy my body?" The woman in love and her boyfriend go home, and don't want to hand over their first emergency. What's with the sense of sight of hurriedly chasing her boyfriend away! !

...Wait, why did he think of this.

Sure enough, it was Tachihara Sodou and Kijiro who talked about it many times around him, so he was fascinated by it, right?Having said that, it seems that after returning from the dim sum shop, I haven't seen the two of them for a while.

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at each other seriously with ice blue eyes and dull dark gold, but he was thinking about something in his heart.

"I've said it." Zhou Fangzun said. "Don't speak ill of me in your heart."

"........."

So, how on earth do you know what he's thinking! ! ! !

Zhong Yuanzhong also took a deep breath, and told himself seriously in his heart to calm down: this is the person he wants to call his best friend, he can't yell at him, and he can't beat him.Definitely not to be treated like mackerel.

Thinking of this, Nakahara Chuya calmed down in an instant, and looked at the time with his blue eyes: before he knew it, it was past ten o'clock.

It's time to go.

"Ah, it's about time. Thanks for reminding me."

Nakahara Nakaya stretched his waist and got up from the sofa, Sanhua chubby pig rolled down from Nakahara Nakaya's arms, Nakahara patted his vest and got up, tugged at the black choker in the collar of his shirt, and walked to the hanger Put on a long black trench coat.

"........."

Zhou Fangzun sat on the sofa, silently watching Nakahara Chuya's movements with his dark golden pupils, until he put on a long black trench coat, his eyes froze for a moment.

When the long black trench coat covered the white shirt little by little, the young man with fluffy orange hair seemed to turn back into a serious candidate for Hong Kong black cadres.The coercive black windbreaker collar is paired with the stand-up collar of the white shirt and the black chokc, embellishing the dull and depressing temperament while being solemn and solemn.

Become unbelievably sexy.

Yes, that's right, lust.

Zhou Fangzun couldn't understand why a 16-year-old child had such a strange temperament, even Zhongyuan Zhong also wore a white shirt and vest and a black long trench coat, which was more worn than him.

But something called lust came out.

Zhou Fangzun opened his lips slightly in disbelief, but saw that the boy put on the long windbreaker without any conscious effort, and then put on the top hat with his hands in black leather gloves.After finishing a series of actions, I have free time to look at him lazily.

"Let's go to Hong Kong together tomorrow. Go and interrogate the possessed lady. It may be a bit troublesome for her to wake up."

Therefore, when Zhongyuan Zhong also ordered his subordinates to take her away, he deliberately asked them to use the gun to make her continue to sleep.Since he and Zhou Fangzun cooperated, naturally the interrogation should also be done together.

"En." Zhou Fangzun understood Zhongye's meaning easily, without any objection.

"Then it's settled."

The two were talking, and Zhong Yuanzhong pressed his top hat and was about to leave when he suddenly remembered that Sanhua Zhu was still there, so he glanced at the room and there was no fat Sanhua pig.

"Looking for a cat?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also wondering, Zhou Fangzun, who was leaning on the sofa, pointed to the seat of the window, and said calmly.

"It slipped away when you went to get dressed."

"........."

That sentence "when you go to get dressed" feels weird.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also decided not to listen to Li Yuan's Taoism in the future, so as to save him from thinking wrong all the time.As for the Sanhua pig... probably saw the owner.

"En." Zhong Yuan Zhong also waved his hand at Zhou Fangzun. "See you tomorrow."

*****

Coming out of Zhou Fangzun's apartment dormitory, Nakahara Zhongya pulled away the thick blanket and shrank in after washing, lazily yawning, feeling like he couldn't keep his eyes open.

When he was about to fall asleep in a daze, Zhong also felt that the bed he was lying on had sunk a little, and he stretched out a hand to embrace him in his arms, and the familiar breath came over, and he didn't even need to open his eyes to sleep. know who.

"what?"

"Don't do it, Zhong Ye is so enthusiastic."

"Oh." Zhong Yuanzhong also opened a gap in his tightly closed eyes, and a cold blue light projected out. "Anything more enthusiastic? I've always been very enthusiastic about beating mackerel to death."

"........."

You violent slug with a brain full of muscles!

"No, my wound will open." Osamu Dazai approached with a smile on his face, breathing on his ears, and Osamu Dazai always spoke gently and softly, lowering his voice as if he was talking about ambiguous love between lovers. "It's fine if you leave me in the hospital, but now you want my wound to open? Zhong Ye is really too bad."

... Feelings let him go, are you here waiting for him, deliberately messing with him when he is too sleepy!

"No." Zhong Yuan opened his eyes expressionlessly. "I can."

"........."

Violent slugs really have muscles in their heads!snort!

Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth secretly. "But I made a bet with Zhongye, right? Last New Year's Eve, I was admitted to the hospital because of a fever during the middle of the New Year's Eve."

What's the matter, you still want to sleep back in the second half of the night when you didn't sleep? ?

Zhongyuan Zhongye's icy blue eyes were filled with the above information, he gritted his teeth and said, "Mackerel, you really surprised me without limit just to be disgusting."

"Ah, isn't that a matter of course? I hate Chuya the most, and of course I want to disgust you." Osamu Dazai stared angrily at Chuya without any hesitation, smiled lowly and took Anger into his arms, coquettishly After a while, the familiar breath finally made him feel tired, and his tone became a little genuinely gentle. "Or is it true that Zhong also wants to say what he says?"

Go to your broken word!

Zhongyuan Zhong also endured the feeling of nausea and aggrieved, his ice-blue pupils looked at the delicate face that was close at hand, and pushed his chest very unhappily. "Then you don't have to sleep like this!!! Your whole body is restrained by you, it's disgusting!!!"

Idiot slug, this is not called restraint, it is called being hugged, what kind of alien product are you!

"I feel disgusting too," Osamu Dazai closed his eyes and put on a look of disgust that made perfect practice. The loosened nerves made him feel sleepy, and he gently touched his lips to his forehead, with a sense of comfort. , whispered. "But how violent are you, little slug? If you don't restrain you, I will be beaten badly by the little slug who sleeps poorly."

"........."

Zhongyuan Zhong also frowned and pondered for a moment: Does it seem to make sense? ? ?After all, he is so strong!

Osamu Dazai couldn't wait for Chuya's response for a long time. When he opened his eyes, he saw Chuya's proud face. He didn't need to guess what he was thinking. At this moment, he was too sleepy to press Chuya's head on In his arms, he used his pretty porcelain white cheeks to cling to Chuya's face like a small animal, and rubbed against each other.

"Yes, my little partner is the strongest and the strongest. Now can I sleep with your poor and helpless partner who has been shot in the abdomen and hasn't slept well for several days? Chuya."

Zhong Yuanzhong also stared at the exquisite face with a smile on his lips, and spat softly.

"...Seeing how pitiful you are, I will show mercy and allow you. Be grateful to me!"