I'm Pregnant After Dressing as Vicious Slag [Transmigration Book]

Fearing that he would be confused, Tong Xin hastily turned his head and took out a thick bound document from Tian Lu's briefcase, cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Young people, don't think about things so far away. Hurry up and read the Peaceful Coexistence Regulations, if there is no problem, hurry up and sign on the last page!"

At the end, he couldn't help jumping up for joy, Tong Xin felt that his whole body was filled with the aura of a shrewd and wise school bully!

Situ Qin glanced at his eyes and narrowed his eyes slightly. Gu Jianan, who was full of sharpness, couldn't hold back his curiosity and forcefully pushed Tong Xin away. Looking at the title of "Nine Hundred Rules for Peaceful Coexistence" on the cover, he turned his head to look at Tong Xin in astonishment. Xin: "Nine hundred rules? This is thicker than your old Gu family's family rules! You are really capable!"

While speaking, he quickly stepped back a few steps, so that the young couple still stood side by side... No, trembling!

"It's really not my fault," Tong Xin said with a reserved tone, humbly: "I copied and pasted it from the Internet. I eliminated a lot of repetitions, and associated with the actual situation of me and Gu Jianan, and reduced a lot, such as buying a house and adding a name, etc. Trivial issues. But I never thought that wealthy couples like us who are not short of money still have to explain so many contradictions in advance."

Tong Xin said as he motioned for Tian Lu, who was holding a DSLR, to come over and take a close-up of Bill, and then took a photo of Gu Jianan's face for a micro-expression.

Gu Jianan: "..."

Thinking back to last night when Tong Xin in the nanny's car seriously explained that it was not a business, but a very serious business marriage, Gu Jianan felt inexplicably excited.

Even if it's not considered love, but looking at such a thick stack of results, and looking at the seriousness in Tong Xin's eyes, with anticipation for the future, Gu Jianan's hands trembled a little, and he slowly opened the regulations.

When the words mixed with ink fragrance came into view, Gu Jianan's excited little heart was slowly tightened.Looking at Tong Xin with some confusion, Gu Jianan continued to turn down a page.

After confirming that the words and sentences are still very Tong's style, Gu Jianan's reading speed is much faster.

"Tsk tsk," Situ Qin pushed Tong Xin with his elbow, and lowered his voice, "What the hell did you write, big nephew? Look, you scared Gu Jianan."

"As far as the love and marriage encyclopedias summarized by dating websites and emotional websites, I even browsed the divorce websites and looked at those summarizing the reasons for marriage breakdown." Tong Xin shared generously: "I really don't know if I don't read it, but it's really true when I look at it." Good knowledge. How about sending you the URL, when will you find me a little aunt? Hurry up. Then when I get married, I can still receive two red envelopes."

Situ Qin directly grabbed Tong Xin's hair, making people feel the deep love of his uncle.

While the nephew and uncle were fighting, Gu Jianan swept across the field with sharp eyes: "Did you collect it for him?"

Tian Lu shivered in fright, and whispered, "I didn't find it, Xing Xing himself researched it. Don't you see the top secret label? I haven't."

Seeing this scene out of the corner of his eye, Tong Xin's smiling face froze and his brows knit into knots.

He felt that he was all imaginary before, and a big dog like Gu Jianan, who only has the bad roots of men - lust and desire, would not have such a thing as love!Otherwise, taking advantage of Tong Xin's distraction, he would bully Tian Lu and question Tong Xin's intentions?

The reason why people brake is because Gu Jianan is afraid of Papa Gu!

Afraid of being thrown into the high seas to feed sharks!

It's not some bullshit to endure for love.

Roaring and slandering his stomach, Tong Xin's complexion immediately became serious, and he put on a businesslike attitude, and said coldly: "Gu Jianan, the person who threatened me in front of me? Does he not cover up in front of the camera? If you have any questions, please open Speak well, we can negotiate and discuss. This contract is not negotiated at one time. If you have any questions about the regulations, you can make comments."

Gu Jianan looked at Tong Xin's stubborn and murderous eyes in the midst of grievances, and felt that he loved and had some "hate" at the same time.

Slowly exhaling, with a kind face on his face, Gu Jianan took a vaccination in advance, "Then let me tell you, don't be angry."

"I'm not angry, I still take notes with a tablet!" Tong Xin looked well prepared: "Situ Qin and the others can all be witnesses. The camera is facing them!"

Looking at Tong Xin quietly for a while, Gu Jianan looked at Tong Xin's indifferent and even positive appearance, and tentatively said: "First, set up a joint account for family expenses after marriage. This is very good, but the amount ..."

Turning back to the first page of the contract, Gu Jianan couldn't hold back and raised his finger to point at the amount: "For expenditures of more than [-] million yuan, report it afterwards. A large expenditure of one billion yuan requires a family meeting. Are you exaggerating this...amount? more?"

Is this copy-pasted from a novel?

The entire star shadow does not have a billion cash flow.

"Aside from the wedding room, what else needs a billion dollars?"

Hearing Gu Jianan's rhetorical question, Tian Lu almost lost his grip on the DSLR, and looked at Tong Xin and Gu Jianan in awe.This... These two are really worthy of the young masters of a trillion-dollar family, and the unit is a hundred million!

Facing the strange silence around him, Tong Xin raised his finger to Situ Qin, and gave an example first: "He even has a private cruise ship, and I don't even have one!"

"It was a coming-of-age gift from Young Master Haigu to Situqin. He didn't buy it himself. Haigu's main business is shipbuilding. If you want it, at an internal price and with their old style, they will definitely give you one as a return. As a congratulatory gift, I will send another one as a coming-of-age gift. You have two, do you know how much the maintenance fee will be?" Gu Jianan finished the analysis calmly, her brows furrowed slightly: "What are you comparing with? Can you think about it from a practical point of view, Forget about the plane with the ashes on it?"

"I just knew you were going to talk about airplanes, and I fully realized our different consumption concepts from talking about airplanes. That's why I turned around and found a lot of ways to get along with each other." Tong Xin patted the regulations, plausibly saying: " We all have a joint family account, and the rest is my private money. How do you control how I spend it? You control how much pocket money my parents give me. Anyway, I put money into the account every month, so you can’t control my consumption .”

"I didn't say that you are not allowed to spend money, I just think that you should make the best use of everything. It's not that you are not allowed to buy, but I just think it is not good to waste."

After repeatedly emphasizing her practical view of consumption, Gu Jianan raised her hand expressionlessly and took out her wallet.Scanning all kinds of bank cards in his eyes, Gu Jianan took a deep breath, paused on the innermost one with his fingertips, pulled out a card that he hardly used, and handed it to Tong Xin: "You can use this card for consumption in the future. Don't Bind Papa Tong's account. We will go through the process at the bank later."

"Vanstar Gold Card?" Tong Xin's eyes lit up, and he raised his hand to touch the diamond inlaid in the middle of the Gold Card.

This card simply symbolizes status.

The surroundings of the credit card are inlaid with gold edges, revealing the light of gold and preciousness.Of course, the most awesome thing is the small diamond in the gold ingot in the middle, biubiu is shining, revealing a low-key luxury.He, Tong Xin, wanted it, but like Lao Tong's family, even if they had money, they couldn't apply for a card.This has to be invited by the issuing bank, Express Bank.So far, it is said that only a thousand cards have been issued in the world.There is no limit on the amount of this card, and you can buy a plane or a cruise by swiping the card!

After the excitement passed, Tong Xin came back to his senses, with some confusion: "Situ Qin, you don't seem to have any? Gu Jianan, why do you have it? Didn't you agree to start your own business? Are you not qualified enough for the selection? All proofs of assets have been submitted, and the line is numbered [-]! There has been no response so far, but it is so proud and comparable."

"Ahem." Gu Jianan had a rare expression of embarrassment: "Speak carefully."

"Nephew, this big guy is your own grandfather." Situ Qin said coldly from the side, "He made the rules when he was alive."

Tong Xin turned to look at Situ Qin and then at Gu Jianan.

"Of course Gu Jianan can get this card, because he was an intern in the company at the age of 15 and passed the assessment of the director of the Situ family." Situ Qin continued to explain, and also raised his hand to touch the little gold card, envious: "Even I haven't I was invited. So you should hurry up and get it, don’t think that your uncle will give it to you after you recognize your ancestors and return to the clan. He is such a bad old man who is very feudal and old-fashioned.”

I never want to answer what it is like to have a big brother who is 45 years older than myself.

Eldest brother is like a grandfather!

Listening to Situ Qin's explanation, Tong Xin touched the card again.Touching the cool card, looking up at Gu Jianan who still didn't have much expression, she just felt an emoji pop up in her mind - use the most fierce tone, do the most cowardly thing·jpg

Obviously Gu Jianan didn't like his random purchases, so he even gave Wanstar Gold Card back.

It's something people can do by themselves.

This……

Shaking his head, suppressing all the messy thoughts in his mind, Tong Xin turned his head and looked through his wallet, and said angrily, "It's like I don't have a card. I'm a top-notch idol, and I've made a lot of money." Money, and the bank invited me to jointly launch a credit card! And Gu Jianan gave me your Zhibao account, after binding, you can swipe my supreme VIP account, and there will be no handling fee for the transfer."

Gu Jianan looked at Tong Xin's blushing face involuntarily, his eyes flickered, and he took the phone obediently with a smile.After unlocking it, he quickly opened the security setting in the program, pulled Tong Xin's finger and pressed it heavily on the fingerprint entry interface.

When his finger was on the fingerprint circle, Tong Xin was shocked and looked at Gu Jianan who was close at hand.Looking at the still stern and ruthless face, he couldn't hold back his breath: "Gu Jianan, are you crazy? This is the fingerprint unlock interface of your phone!"

Mobile phones are a second life!

Not to mention a boss like Gu Jianan, who might have a lot of business secrets in his phone!

"If something happens occasionally, I need you to answer a call for me, or you can use it for live broadcasting of games. Why, will you still read my news?" Gu Jianan said very calmly, and did not mention that she wanted to bind Tong Xin Thinking about the phone, he urged instead: "There is a marriage certificate in the function of the baby's certificate. You can take a better photo of the certificate and send me a copy. We will get an electronic certificate. Maybe one day without the marriage certificate, you can use the certificate." According to."

Tong Xin felt that what the person said made sense, so he muttered in a low voice: "Then you will also bind my mobile phone later. But besides buying a house, what else do you need to use the marriage certificate? Doesn't it feel weird to have an electronic card tied?"

"When showing affection." Gu Jianan said sonorously: "Be prepared. What if one day when we are staying in a hotel, the paparazzi who encounters a good thing calls the police to clean up pornography, but the person himself is secretly filming?"

As soon as these words came out, the room was filled with dead silence.

Tong Xin squinted at Gu Jianan: "Mr. Gu Ba, you think so far-reachingly? The paparazzi is not as awesome as you, and you have routines!"

Gu Jianan smiled, leaned into Tong Xin's ears, and whispered a reminder with only a voice that the two of them could hear: "Nanny's car, I like to be able to drive legally once."

The voice is full of meaningful charm, and the expression of the person seems to have some aftertaste!

Tong Xin felt that even Gu Jianan's face was still paralyzed at this moment, but that micro-expression clearly expressed the yellowness in his mind!Tong Xin's face was flushed with anger, and he directly slapped Gu Jianan's face with the red marriage certificate, "You think you are awesome now that you have a driver's license? Tell you, I, Tong Xin, have the final say on whether you can open traffic! I said Only when the red light stops and the green light goes, you can do it.”

Gu Jianan listened to this jingle, hugged Tong Xin, and kissed her relatives on the lips.

Like a dragonfly dipping into the water, he said with a little affection: "Okay, you can do it if you say so."

"Be serious, is there anything else you are dissatisfied with about the regulations?" Tong Xin looked at Gu Jianan's own reflection in his eyes, especially the one who seemed to have some affection in his eyes, and felt that he was mentally messed up and entangled Curious and itchy.

It's all Lin Niannian's nonsense!

There is also the assumption of my father's voice, which is magical.

Why on earth did Gu Jianan not take the last step?

Is it because it doesn't work? !

Ah!

Not knowing whether he was still being slandered by others, Gu Jianan smiled: "Okay, then let's talk about the second issue about time. I'm really happy. You thought of the particularities of our respective professions and stipulated the time for husband and wife to get along with each other." .I’m also thinking about putting together a variety show to increase the time we spend together.”

The more she said, Gu Jianan wished she could hug the person in her arms and lock her by her side for the rest of her life.

But he always boiled the frogs in warm water, and he was about to succeed, and he must not reveal the slightest change and possessive thoughts in his mind.

"Of course. Now there are parent-child variety shows like "Take Dad to Kindergarten". You can borrow inspiration." Tong Xin proudly puffed out his chest, and said, "Actually, I prefer variety shows, especially competitive ones. Classes are exciting and fun."

"But taking your parents on a trip, don't you think you are directly challenging the hell mode? Many young people have conflicts when traveling, and you still want to bring the family together. I think it is a bit dangerous. It is better to position yourself as a young person first. Let’s go on a honeymoon between couples. Otherwise, think about what you like to be excited about, Gu Dong and the others like to visit museums and appreciate..."

"you're right."

No need for anyone to continue with examples, Tong Xin did not hesitate to pick up a pen and make a note on the tablet, asking the tour guide to take his parents on a trip.

Seeing that the golden light bulb was solved lightly, Situ Qin rested his chin on the side and watched the two continue to study the next one, and couldn't resist ordering a takeaway.

Knocking melon seeds, drinking soda, watching the young couple under the solemn national emblem, slowly checking the nine hundred items.

It feels quite exciting.

Of course, I have to take the time to go to the next door to go through the formalities.

After checking, the staff came to tactfully say that he was off work, Situ Qin was still a little unsatisfied, pointing to the remaining [-] contracts that had not been checked, took out the room card he had prepared, and stuffed it into Gu Jiaxin's arms: "here The wedding room prepared by the two of you. It’s right next door to the villa where I usually live, how about it? It’s not a loss to be a little uncle, if you are bullied, I will immediately run over to rescue you from the wolf’s den!”

"Thank you uncle."

Even though the last sentence was still a joke, it was rare for Tong Xin to thank him solemnly.

"Let's go, let's go home and continue talking about the marriage regulations."

Hearing this, Tong Xin slowly put down the hand on her shoulder, and apologized: "But on the wedding night, I won't be with you anymore. I asked Tian Lu to order the most romantic couple's meal earlier."

"Shouldn't it be enough to call the chef home? Go on, I've only eaten half of my melon seeds. I'm wondering how many of your nine hundred pieces will be left." Situ Qin said while dragging Tong Xin Going to the corner, "Are you still in a restaurant for romantic couples? Aren't you afraid that Gu Jianan will leave all the meat you ate? What about the agreed attack?"

At the end, Situ Qin looked at Tong Xin with an extremely complicated expression.

From the perspective of friends and uncles, he felt that Tong Xin would suffer in Gu Jianan's hands!

Seeing a Gong become a victim, this is really a devastating blow to him who is also a Gong.After all, a nephew is like an uncle!

His fame as Situ Qin I was ruined by this nephew!

How can he raise his head in front of his deadly enemy and be teased?

"Don't worry," Tong Xin looked at Situ Qin who couldn't hide his anxiety, raised his hand and patted him on the shoulder, and said in relief, "Isn't it all agreed, I will formulate the traffic rules?"

"What if he uses his privileges to change the seconds of traffic lights?"

"What privileges?" Tong Xin wondered.Could Tong Xin look so stupid?

"Flying car. Party!" Situ Qin earnestly said: "Seduction, seduction, you."

Tong Xin: "..."

Gu Jianan originally warned herself to be gentle on the happy day, and not to treat Situ Qin like before.After all, he is his little uncle now.

But the facts proved that Situqin deserved to be beaten by the society.

What nonsense are you talking about!

After dragging the person into the car, and motioning for the bodyguards to take him away, Gu Jianan glanced at Tianlu again.Seeing the person obediently looking for a reason to slip away, Gu Jianan held the hot DSLR in satisfaction, and looked at Tong Xin with piercing eyes: "A restaurant for couples?"

"Well, you can rest assured that Tian Lu is very familiar with the arrangements for these procedures, and will not lose the chain." Tong Xin sighed: "But looking at your eyes, I have to warn you. Father Gu will be waiting at Gu's house tomorrow morning I went back alive and kicked, and my parents. I asked for leave today."

"I know." Gu Jianan pulled Tong Xin into the car, put her arms around her waist, bit the side of her lip lightly, then slowly licked it gently, feeling wronged again and again: "I don't like your first sentence."

Tong Xin turned his head a little uncomfortable: "Can you speak well, don't suddenly lower your tone, why do you feel wronged? Do you think you are cute? Do you think you are cute?"

"They're all Blue Bunny, your goddess, aren't they cute?"

Tong Xin wanted to tear Gu Jianan's mouth open: "Why are you so sharp-tongued and eloquent? If you want to kiss, kiss well, and you are not allowed to confuse the Lord with your beautiful face, do you understand? I am a strict traffic law maker. Or, I will definitely not say yes now. I always feel that I can beat you, haven't you seen my extremely handsome backflip? Wait for me to practice again!"

"Okay, you practice, then you have to give me some waiting benefits now, right?" Gu Jianan said slowly, not in a hurry, "Let's go back to the little home I bought with my own money, shall we?"

"it is good."

After Tong Xin found out that he had agreed, Gu Jianan, who was holding her, immediately sat upright and drove very seriously.

Arrived at a rather old neighborhood with a smell of books at a very fast speed.

"The school district room of Wangcheng High School. I basically lived here for three years in high school. I studied during the day and went to work in a nearby bank at night." Gu Jianan turned on the light and looked at the familiar bookcases. She didn't feel the depression in the past, but brought Have fun.

Holding Tong Xin's hand, he said slowly and with some pride: "I used to rebel and felt that such a life was quite boring. But thinking about it now, the young and the old don't work hard, but the boss is sad.

"Thank you, I have been connoted." Tong Xin glanced at the furnishings in the living room.

Surprisingly, this living room is very small, and it seems that it is no more than [-] square meters.You can even see the dining table, the living room and the dining room are not separated, they are one.In addition to the sofa and TV, there are bookcases.The whole wall is very eye-catching.Therefore, it seems that the layout of the entire living room does not have that kind of warmth, but rather cold and solemn.

Because of the narrowness, there is a sense of suffocation.

I can't imagine Mr. Gu Daba living in this kind of place.

These seem to be past events that have never been mentioned in the book.

Of course, from the memory of "Tong Xin", he didn't care about Gu Jianan's past at all, so he really didn't seriously inquire about Gu Jianan's life.Imagine, as a villain, how could he be so unqualified? !

She didn't even investigate the person's past experience. It was a waste of time. Tong Xin has played so many villains, but he hasn't learned any experience!

"But think about the brilliance you bloomed on the stage. Would you be where you are today without the dedication you made when you were young?" Gu Jianan praised without hesitation: "You are the most handsome on the stage. In fact, from the boss's point of view, I also regret letting you do it casually." Daliu has taken over the TV series. You should stand on the stage, as the benchmark of stars and movies, as the benchmark of idols in the entertainment circle, with the rise of music, you should dominate half of the entertainment circle powerfully and domineeringly."

Tong Xin pursed his lips, fixed his eyes and said objectively and rationally, the ambitious Gu Bazong bent down and touched his leg, with determination in his eyes, he stood up straight and embraced Gu Jianan He kissed someone on the neck, "Then why don't you insure my legs! Mr. Gu Daba, other people have hand insurance, face insurance, I also want an insurance, the sky-high price."

"Okay." Gu Jianan's eyes darkened: "Then as an insurance premium sponsor, let me check your legs first, okay?"

Tong Xin: "..."

Two hours later, Tong Xin picked up the takeaway that Gu Jianan had slipped up, his eyes swishing, "Romantic couples can't eat, so they actually eat takeaway! Don't give me chicken wings!"

"You're going to join the group soon." Gu Jianan looked at Tong Xin who was only lazily wearing his underwear under the light, and looked at the scattered marks on his snow-white body, which was a little gaudy all over, and felt that his heart was getting a little hot again.

Averting your eyes, Gu Jianan said: "In order to be close to the ancient costume, you have to lose another two catties. Now if you are greedy for a bite of chicken drumsticks, the previous two months of forbidden exercise may be completely ruined. After finishing, you can eat whatever you want, okay? "

"...you do what you can."

"it is good."

Tong Xin never expected that he just provoked casually, and Gu Jianan really responded, and couldn't help being quite surprised: "Have you forgotten your level of three dishes and one soup?"

"When I was young, I didn't even know how to cook three dishes and one soup. The focus of learning at each stage of a person will be different. Like me, I can barely be considered successful in my career now, and I can also arrange training to improve my culinary skills."

"Okay, you learn." Tong Xin thought about it and encouraged him: "You let me eat meat, and I will let you eat meat too."

Gu Jianan was taken aback, "What did you say?"

"Looking at your expression, it's not tinnitus, and you didn't understand it wrong." Tong Xin looked down at his underwear, and when he felt that he should be honest, he still had to be honest: "Who told you to take care of my third leg. "

As he said that, Tong Xin blushed, with a trace of shame, and choked out words from his throat: "It is said that the technique is good, and it seems that there is no difference between the upper and lower. Men, it's still cool, it's cool!"

He solemnly emphasized twice, "It's the same as being a human being, you have to be straightforward! Don't twitch!"

Gu Jianan wished he could just go down and run for a few laps, otherwise he couldn't control himself and was going to get his hands on it.

With the last trace of reason, Gu Jianan turned to go to the toilet.

Hearing the sound of water from the bathroom, Tong Xin swept over the plates of vegetables, and picked up the vinegared cabbage silently with chopsticks.

Gu Jianan on... No, my daughter-in-law in the previous life, I'm sorry.

This kind of purebred pig, he had to strike first.

I don't think it's dismantling the official match!

Isn't Wen Mubai also relying on rebirth to seize the opportunity in advance!

He, Tong Xin, didn't interfere with Wen Mubai after he found out, so everyone was on the same starting line, there was nothing to feel guilty about, and there was a "little three feeling".