I'm Pregnant After Dressing as Vicious Slag [Transmigration Book]

An hour later, Tong Xin looked at Gu Jianan's princess outfit - wearing fluffy rabbit ears and holding the Ice Soul Sword in his hand.If the height is more than ten centimeters shorter, it will become petite and exquisite at about 1.7 meters.As far as the appearance of the whole person is concerned, he is quite a woman who wears women's clothing, and it is difficult to distinguish between male and female.

After all, I have applied two full bottles of liquid foundation, and then set off the two big apples on the chest. From the appearance point of view, it still has the style of the prosperous Tang Dynasty with "powder, half-covered breasts".

The only shortcoming is that Gu Jianan is a bit taller.And the temperament of the whole person from the inside out is cold and stern, full of icy and stunning aura.Even the fluffy rabbit ears can't change the aura of the queen who rushes towards her face.

"But all in all,【A little bit of lotus is about to soak in water, and peach blossoms will wither. The beauty of the country is still the same, only the moon reflects the stars.] Mr. Gu, actually, the blue rabbit is quite suitable for you. Humans are also of the ice attribute." Tong Xin took a picture with his mobile phone, and he firmly praised: "Beauty!"

Seeing Tong Xin's admiration from the bottom of her heart, Gu Meiren's eyes were stained with tenderness, and she said calmly, "Remember to send me a copy of the photo."

Hearing such a positive request, Tong Xin suddenly had a bad feeling. He took two steps back while clutching his phone, and asked cautiously, "Aren't you going to settle the score secretly because of this? One yard counts for one yard, it's you." I asked for it myself."

"If I settle accounts because of women's clothing, you can post photos of the women's clothing to Moments." Gu Jianan said solemnly: "Isn't it popular among young people nowadays to print photo albums? If we are together in the future, this is also a memory. I will print it out and make it Booklet, easy to read."

Tong Xin's heart was pounding, looking at Gu Jianan, he felt like a layer of soft light shrouded his body, like the goddess he was when he was a child, with a touch of water blue tenderness like water.

Gu Jianan has a sense of responsibility, he has always known about this.In the novel, it was because of pregnancy, because a man's pregnancy was too shocking, so Gu Jianan wanted to give Wen Mubai an identity, and gave the child the identity of being a legitimate child.

Therefore, when Papa Gu mentioned the consideration of interests in the marriage, Tong Xin dared to muster up the courage to say that after the concert tour is over.Because this time period happens to be when the child is three months old.If there were no children as a bond, Gu Jianan and Wen Mubai would not have developed such a rapid relationship, marrying first and then falling in love.

When the most important plot point of the real butterfly is confirmed, Tong Xin will agree to the marriage. The reason is also because Gu Jianan is a very responsible person even though he is ambitious.

Parents are not partial in this life, and Tong Xin will not commit suicide.No matter how the plot develops, Gu Jianan has no reason to "force the palace".

Probably, he will always be vigilant and cautious in his heart, so now that he suddenly heard such words that are not gentle but have a long-term plan, Tong Xin feels that his whole body is going to blow up.

It's an indescribable feeling.

strange.

Can't help shouting: "Gu Jianan!"

Gu Jianan heard a fierce voice, like a cat whose tail was stepped on, with a hint of blowing hair.Looking at it makes people feel very happy, so they nodded patiently and responded in cooperation: "Here."

Seeing this, Tong Xin suddenly didn't know what to say, he just felt that his old face was hot and a little embarrassed.After thinking about it, he said in a deep voice, "You want to take a selfie of yourself. Take a shower and rest after taking the picture. Your time is precious, so I won't bother you. Let me take care of the six catties."

After finishing speaking, Tong Xin turned and ran without looking back, his speed was no different from that of Liu Jin who ran down the stairs earlier.

Gu Jianan watched this scene in silence, raised his hand and took out an apple from his bosom without hesitation, looked at the red apple that Tong Xin had carefully selected with dark eyes, slowly licked the peel, and then took a bite.

A crisp sound exploded in the silent room.

Biting the apple, Gu Jianan squinted at himself in the glasses, with a treacherous smile on the corner of his mouth, he felt that he was really a sinister and terrifying person who walked every step of the way.

Fortunately, the fish slowly took the bait.

Tong Xin's face was like the apple in his hand, it was rosy white and sweet enough.

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Tong Xin didn't know that he was being imagined slowly as an apple, so he squinted solemnly at the dog brother who was wagging his tail on the dining chair with a happy face.

Compared with the dog brother in the room upstairs, it was obvious that Tong Xin had a much more pure feeling for Liu Jin, the dog brother.Even if you know that dogs have golden thighs, you have to educate them well when you make mistakes!

"Liujin, don't you have no adults in your family, so you can endure it?!" Tong Xin slapped the table violently, and pointed to the bag of ice water dripping with tick-tick beside the dining chair, his chest heaving with anger , I almost scratched the wig off my head, "Drool all over the frozen pork ribs, did you, a bastard who went to school and received rewards, was taken to the police station by the police uncle, did it? ?!"

"How many times have I said it, don't let your face saliva! Do you know that it is because of your bad manners that you were returned by the police!"

—Tong Liujin In view of his good performance in the pet school, it is considered a wonderful sight for pet dogs, and some trainers came to watch.Therefore, I was recommended by a certain military dog ​​trainer.

Their Laotong family naturally responded positively to this.It is rare that a "civil servant" is quite excited, and the old boy is thinking about recalling the ancestor worship.We have also discussed it, and come according to the normal commuting time.Send them to the police station during the day to take advantage of the police dogs, and pick them up at night.

But Tong Liujin is really domineering.

He just ate lunch at the police station and ate up his "payment" alive.Just finish eating, anyway, their Lao Tong's family is not short of money, but lacks such a decent status.

But Liu Jin ate ribs, ate the bowls, and looked at the whole freezer.They didn't allow others to move at all, and slobbered in the past.

It was noisy.

Therefore, no matter how good the business ability is, this kind of misfit can't stay!

Butler Li looked at the indifferent dog, raised his hand and pressed the dog's neck to give Tong Xin a nod, and imitated the dog barking: "Wow, woof, Brother Xingxing, I know I was wrong."

Tong Xin looked at the person with a subtle tone: "Uncle Li, this dog did something wrong! I can't say a few words to him? No wonder the old boy asked Gu Jianan to handle it and didn't tell me! Are you pampering him? Is it too outrageous?"

Butler Li said respectfully: "Don't worry, Xing Xing, you are definitely at the top of the food chain. It's just that you are early in the morning, you haven't even changed your clothes, and you look tired, why don't you take a good rest? With a dog What are you angry about! Besides, the reason Tong Dong didn't let you handle this matter is because Liu Jin caught a cat abuser, and the matter is a bit complicated."

"What's the matter with the child's broken face?" Tong Xin frowned, "You tell me the truth."

"Okay, okay, then you can try my handicraft first. I have studied a lot of dog food recently. This steamed stuffed bun for dogs is said to be very useful for hair, so you should try it too."

Seeing his housekeeper turn his gaze to Tong Xin's head while he was speaking, Tong Xin was expressionless: "Uncle Li, believe it or not, I quit you!"

Hearing this threat, Steward Li shrugged helplessly: "Then you can only eat instant noodles. Now it's the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, and takeaways are stopped for our remote areas."

Just listening to this miserable reality made people feel heartbroken, Tong Xin picked up the cornbread and sniffed it.

"It's all real ingredients. I went to the supermarket to buy them myself." Seeing that Tong Xin seemed willing to open his mouth to taste it, Li Butler took a deep breath and told from beginning to end: "Since Mrs. Da transferred the chef at home to volunteers. Let's cook, it's not that I'm not good at cooking. If Dong Dong comes home, he will bring some dishes with him, so I can have a good meal."

After RuoWei had been sold miserably, Steward Li sighed, "Even I can't eat my own food, let alone six catties. After eating dog food for two days, I can't eat anymore. Is that right?" , I’ve been taking spare ribs to the director’s house of 301 Flowers for a meal in the past half month.”

"I know that. His family has a golden retriever named Mingming. Dong Hua's dog rice is really amazing." Tong Xin said, thinking of the fragrant and delicious dog rice, and couldn't help looking at the dog rice in front of him. This cute looking bun stuffed into his mouth.I took a bite into my mouth.At that moment, Tong Xin's pupils shrank sharply, and he turned his head to look for the trash can. He vomited out the wowotou and said with disgust, "Uncle Li, don't waste food."

"I've improved it three times." Uncle Li was extremely depressed, and asked cautiously: "What flavor of instant noodles does Master Jianan like, I'll prepare it first? Otherwise, I want to use this as a noodle. Anyway, the old Gu family is so Great, the young master may not be able to tell the difference."

"..... Can you cook porridge in the rice cooker?" Tong Xin was terrified when he heard this, "Uncle Li, you are also a graduate of the Beef Tendon Butler Academy, so be more professional."

— Butler Li's family background is not too innocent, he is a liar pretending to be a magic stick to tell fortunes.It is said that when he was hurt by love and wanted to close the mountain, he met an upstart old boy. When he has money, he wants to learn from others and hire a housekeeper to pretend to be a facade.

The two hit it off right away, and in the blink of an eye, Steward Li has been in Tong's house for 20 years.

At the end of the novel, Steward Li's black history was also revealed and he was sent to prison.

But in fact, people are also somewhat generous and warm-hearted. After taking over the mountain and becoming a housekeeper, they don't engage in superstition and study hard.Although he didn't get a diploma from the real Oxford Butler Academy, he was considered a well-known butler in the wealthy circle of Yancheng.But Uncle Li, who studied so hard, couldn't learn to cook.

Really dark cooking king!

Cooking King Li Heihe sighed, revealing some vicissitudes and powerlessness, and said: "The rice cooker is burnt."

"...Did you offend the Stove Lord back then? I know how to use a rice cooker!"

"Very likely." Li Butler nodded sincerely, "Because I dumped Lord Stove."

"I don't want to find a fresh excuse for nonsense." Tong Xin rolled his eyes, got up and went to the kitchen: "Do you still have a spare rice cooker at home? I am now a positive idol, a benchmark in the industry, and I still need to be self-disciplined. I'll cook the porridge, and you continue to talk about what a good thing Liu Jin has done!"

Butler Li followed the footsteps of the people to the rice cooker in the kitchen, and said, "It's not the winter vacation, so there are more children in the community. A group of young people are walking their dogs, and there is a little chubby who is running too slowly. Take a moment. This matter is not serious, the serious thing is that Liu Jin has made meritorious service."

"Let's talk," Li Butler raised his tone, and told the story in a very pompous way: "Liu Jin took the dog and the bear child and slipped through the garden corridor to the second phase next door. It was a dark and windy night the night before. ..."

"Why is it dark and windy at night again?" Tong Xin asked while washing rice into a basin.

"Zhang Dong's grandson is fifteen this year, and he is playing live broadcast. He is not popular, so he wants to use Liujin to detonate the traffic, and use meat and bones to lure Liujin to play over the wall." Manager Li took out the inner pot of the rice cooker and cleaned it while sighing : "This brat and the brat, it was like thunder and fire, and sparks blasted the earth. Liu Jin searched for it, smelled a certain family's garden, and found a lot of dead cats. Do you think Think of a group of dogs pawing the dirt, plus there are several cats who have become familiar with the dogs. That scene, the direct live broadcast became popular."

When Mr. Li was speaking, his voice lowered a bit: "The most important thing is who do you guess the resident is?"

"Say it directly? How could I guess it?" Tong Xin said angrily: "Stop being mysterious."

Longxi is an old community, and the residents in the first phase are basically rich or expensive.But the second phase was just developed five years ago, and the owner is relatively complicated.

"Li Jingjing, the former sister of Changfeng Entertainment. The master thought it was difficult and asked me to tell Master Jianan. Changfeng directly banned the live broadcast. Master Xiao Zhang received several threatening letters in the backstage." Li The housekeeper said in a softer voice: "Don't say that Uncle Li is superstitious, this matter is a mystery, have you heard of transfer!"

Tong Xin: "???"

Tong Xin suddenly remembered the incident that he had been announced by the official Weibo of "Gluttony Showdown".According to the investigation, Changfeng Entertainment was also behind the threats to Luo Chuan with the video.

Of course, in the novel Changfeng Entertainment is the existence of the villain company.

It can be said to be the biggest cancer in the entertainment industry.

It was solved in one fell swoop because Lu Baocheng, a big hacker, broke the news and spread the virus to every corner of the Internet.

Thinking about it, Tong Xin nodded with a solemn expression: "This company has a bad reputation in the industry. There are hidden pimps, and it is said that there is a poisonous one. It is a stinky company."

"We are all busy now, and our energy is limited. I even came to my senses after I was searched on the team earlier. There is no way to separate myself. Uncle Li, since you feel a little mysterious, pay attention secretly. Wait for me to relax Come here, call the star team to make trouble." Tong Xin's eyes flashed fiercely, and he pressed the cooking button very solemnly!

As a person who watched Tong Xin grow up, it is rare to see Tong Xin's solemn appearance. Steward Li's expression was straight, and he said seriously: "Okay! Let's take a long time to catch big fish! I will come forward to negotiate with people. That's fine. As for the community management meeting, it's just a courtesy, go back and take a good rest after eating, look at this thin face."

"Then you still let me eat instant noodles."

"I got up at five o'clock to make steamed buns."

Feeling such deep love, Tong Xin silently closed his mouth, went outside and lay down on the dining table to catch up on sleep.He didn't want to go upstairs for the time being, lest he would see Gu Jianan again when he looked up, and think of his identity as the eldest son of the Tong family.

During the period, the videophone rang, Tong Xin lazily picked up the phone, and after hearing the guard's report, let him go.

After a while, I saw Mr. Li coming, carrying big bags and small bags, which was very similar to the scene in the hospital.

He raised his finger and pointed upstairs, indicating that Mr. Li would help him go upstairs.

Seeing this, Steward Li was very worried: "Xing Xing, what if the chief assistant stays for dinner? Don't you want to spread rumors that we abused Master Jianan?"

Tong Xin was shocked when he heard the words, turned his head to look at Liu Jin, and whispered: "Is there any more dog food made by Brother Hua?"

"Snatch Liu Jin for food, are you going to die?" Li Butler said nervously, "Mr. Hua has already gone home. The dog food he made for Liu Jin is not enough for people to eat with their stomachs open for a week. Otherwise, how could Liu Jin do?" So hungry for ribs."

"Go to the next door to borrow two chefs?"

"It's the New Year's Eve, and basically there are a lot of people going home, and I'm short of manpower." Butler Li frowned: "Why don't you take care of it first, and I'll drive a sports car to downtown KFC to buy some porridge, and I'll just say you made it?"

Tong Xin tugged at his hair, his eyes suddenly lit up in agitation, and he leaned into Butler Li's ear to offer advice.

"clever!"

Looking at Manager Li who was rushing back to the kitchen, Tong Xin was so beautiful that he almost gave himself a thumbs up.

When he saw Gu Jianan coming down, Tong Xin stepped forward while looking at the cute Wowotou, and said with a smile, "Brother, try it."

Gu Jianan glanced at Tong Xin's smile and almost narrowed his eyes, glanced sideways at the green cornbread, suppressed his words about not eating unknown food, raised his hand to take it solemnly, and slowly bit it After taking a sip, his complexion twisted.

"Spit it out, spit it out." Tong Xin kicked the trash can vigorously and said, "I just want you to understand that the more beautiful the food, the more poisonous it is. So when there are no professional chefs, we need to return to nature The most primitive way of eating."

Gu Jianan looked at Tong Xin silently, "Then why are you doing this?"

"It's not me, it's Butler Li who got up at five o'clock because of you, but he can't help it because he is not good at cooking. So we can only treat us to salad for breakfast." Tong Xin raised his head and chest: "You If you don’t like fruit, it’s okay, I’m cooking porridge. It’s the first time I’m using a new rice cooker, so I don’t know if it can adapt to my porridge recipe.”

As he said that, Tong Xin also gave him a vaccination, so as not to miss himself.

Gu Jianan: "..."

Gu Jianan comforted herself silently, after all Tong Xin cooked porridge.

No matter how it is cooked, it is a heart.

Therefore, Gu Jianan nodded in understanding.

Looking at the delicately arranged apple slices, he expressed that he was waiting for the porridge to come out of the pot.

Waiting and waiting, Gu Jianan looked at the porridge in the rice cooker and praised: "At least it's rice. Let me cook a few dishes."

Hearing this, everyone was shocked.Gu Jianan, President Gu Ba can actually cook?

What kind of immortal and all-rounder is this!

Fifteen minutes later, Tong Xin looked at the three dishes and one soup on the table, and then looked at Gu Jianan in astonishment: "You look like a chef, are you just these three dishes and one soup?"

Gu Jianan said proudly: "Cold cucumber, look at this cucumber, each piece is the same size, showing the knife skills. The same is true for this tofu mixed with shallots, the pieces are square."

"Cold seaweed shreds, you can just skip over there." Tong Xin pointed at the soup, expressionless: "What is Gu Jianan's soup? Why does it taste so similar to braised beef instant noodles?"

You can only eat, right?

In the novel, the comments on the dishes are well-done, and they look like a gourmet master!

As a result, the specialty dishes are just three dishes and one soup? !

"Isn't this bibimbap delicious?" Gu Jianan replied indifferently.

See if he and Tong Xin are really compatible, even if one day the chef is not at home, one of them can cook and the other can cook. Complete the daily necessities of life by themselves, and have basic survival skills.

So, just thinking about it makes me feel that life in the future is pretty good.

The author has something to say: the daily emotional line, continue the card of the single chapter.

【】It is used to describe the blue rabbit, let me explain it with reference.

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