I'm Pregnant After Dressing as Vicious Slag [Transmigration Book]

Whenever Tong Xin thought of Wen Mubai, or the scenes that appeared in the novel or in his "Tong Xin" memory, he felt that there was a PSTD.Even if Gu Jianan's words are rational and objective, there are always some shadows.

Slowly raising his eyes and looking at Gu Jianan's deep eyes, which usually make people unable to see emotions, Tong Xin said slowly: "I have agreed with Gu's father to discuss this issue after my concert is over. You are really comprehensive Highest score, but you..."

After a pause, and looking towards Gu Jianan with dangerous eyes, Tong Xin let out a breath slowly, paused word by word, and said decisively in his eyes: "You can't take advantage of the fact that I'm very tired now, I haven't Thinking about love and marriage, even before the door of the Gu family has officially stepped in, you whisper to me about these mature old men."

"I'm over the New Year, I'm only 25 years old, and my youthful years are waiting for me to pretend! In fact, I don't want to step into the grave of marriage too early."

Perhaps he will completely let go of the novel and let go of his "nightmare" after he has survived to the age of 26, otherwise he will always be a bird of fright.

While speaking, Tong Xin pushed Gu Jianan who was too close, and looked sideways out of the window.

It was rare to be quiet, even with a wounded weeping look.Even if it wasn't obvious, Gu Jianan felt that she was right, and Tong Xin's eyes flashed vigilance and panic.Immediately, the eyes darkened, and the rare opening and closing of the lips several times before I could find my voice again, and said in a deep voice: "This is natural. It's just that I hope you remember what you can say and what you can't say in the future. Especially In an occasion like the entertainment industry, whether it is public or private, people are hard to guard against. Not to mention whether there are surveillance cameras or not, your team may not always be yours."

With such earnest warning, Tong Xin naturally listened to it, and thanked earnestly: "Thank you, I will pay attention to it in the future."

Seeing Tong Xin's drooping appearance, Gu Jianan raised his arms to hold him up, and went to the bathroom, sighing: "The 25-year-old brother has a good bath by himself, I'll wipe and wipe the seat first."

Tong Xin's face flushed red with anger: "If you want to wash it, you wash it first."

"You didn't clean up the crime scene, and I will be the one to be cleaned up." When Gu Jianan mentioned this problem, his face blushed rarely, and he felt sad in his heart.

After recovering and remembering who the nanny car belonged to, Tong Xin's chest heaved, and he pointed at Gu Jianan angrily and tremblingly, but looking at the man's face full of criminal marks, he couldn't swear any good words.

So, he had no choice but to quickly take a cold shower, shivering and wearing a down jacket, and urged Gu Jianan to take a bath.

Unexpectedly, Gu Jianan still looked innocent: "There is no change of clothes for me in this car, Xing Xing, please lend me yours first."

Tong Xin didn't think much about this question at first.After all, as an idol, there are several sets of spare clothes in the accompanying suitcase, but when Gu Jianan even took out his chubby times and looked around, he had an expression of "grandfather on the subway looking at his phone", as if Concerning the size of his trousers, Tong Xin was blown into a puffer fish: "Gu Jianan!"

"I'll wash my underwear after I take a shower." Gu Jianan was serious, and even lowered his head to see that the messy and crumpled clothes were mixed with the clean clothes, and his brows became pimples, puzzled: " Who are you washing in your suitcase?"

"Aunt Gui."

"Don't tell me that you have lived such a long life that you have never washed your clothes by yourself, and even the clothes that are next to your body are done by others."

"something wrong?"

"Such close-fitting clothes, and some traces of privacy, you ask the helper at home to wash it for you?" Gu Jianan looked at Tong Xin: "Don't you think it's too shy? It's the privacy of the bed after all."

Tong Xin stared in astonishment at Gu Jianan, who had become a master from an old antique in an instant, "Mr. Gu, now there is a special washing machine for Xiaopangci."

"It's better to wash your underwear by hand." After Gu Jianan finished speaking, she took Tong Xin's returned dirty clothes with a stern look, and said, "If you can't learn it, I'll give you a summary, with the slogan of breaking up and leaving." It also caters to the bitterness of widowed parenting nowadays. It is expected that the show will be popular."

"If we get married in the future, we need to take turns to come."

Tong Xin looked at Gu Jianan who left after speaking with question marks all over his face, and opened the car window angrily, facing the howling Siberian cold wind, calming himself down.

What a fucking thing!

See if you can afford it, it's even arranged!

With a heavy breath in his heart, Tong Xin didn't even bother to talk to Gu Jianan, and urged the driver to leave for the airport.After getting on the plane, Tong Xin habitually wanted to call Tianlu to play games because he couldn't sleep, but only after turning his eyes did he remember that Gu Jianan was sitting next to him.

Gu Jianan actually fell asleep quietly.

The other party was wearing Tong Xin's down jacket at the moment, without the cold and stern look of a suit, and his entire face was wrapped in soft bionic fox fur, looking a little youthful, not as mature and steady as before.The moonlight just shone in from outside the window, and it fell on Gu Jianan's dark circles that could not be concealed.

Because of the dark circles under the eyes, the handsome facial features seemed to have more flesh and blood.After all, the term "Ba Boss" is not just yelled out casually. The intensity of continuous high pressure can withstand the top-notch psychological quality.

There is no profiteering.

Tong Xin snorted coldly, wanting to divert his attention, as the understatement of opening a variety show appeared in his mind.But his eyes didn't listen to Tong Xin's command, and couldn't help but fell on Gu Jianan's lips.

Such a sharp-tongued and eloquent mouth actually...

With a shudder, Tong Xin quickly looked away, picked up the phone tremblingly, and slurped several emotional articles along the familiar road in Xipilou, before slowly regaining consciousness.

Nothing to be afraid of, just bite.

In Xipiwen, he is Tong Xin, the sky, the earth, and the sea, and he is short of incarnation as a dragon king, and the legend of "the nature of the dragon, the lewdness" is staged, special attack!

After reading several short essays on Ba Zonggong, Tong Xin felt much more at ease.Even if he and Gu Jianan are together in the future, it will be Erha's loyal dog, rich and noble attack X scheming to start a business!

This Xipi attribute is not something he imagined, it was created spontaneously by fans with keen eyes!

It's just that Wenwen's dispute seems to be a bit big!

【Mr. Gu is not attacking?Such a fairy Xipi turned against him? ! 】

[It could be reversed originally, but think about the video of flying to save people.Can't figure it out. 】

[Xingxing, you can still attack with other people, but looking at Mr. Gu's figure, to be honest, when I watch the kissing video, I feel so flirtatious. 】

[Double A's hot search, to put it mildly, I feel that Tianmao and the others bought it secretly. 】

[It's not that the reason for this activity is that the boss is so angry at the vanguard, so angry that he is blue, the author, you actually set it to accept?Write Capital Dad Shou in Green Jinjiang?Are you afraid of losing your job? 】

[Upstairs is spreading rumors indiscriminately and brainwashing, right?Isn't this the father's credit?At most, Mr. Gu will take the route crushed by international first-line magazines, and he has not yet been able to unite with the Yancheng Universe real estate enterprise group!It's better not to grab the merits randomly, I am a fan of Tiantuan's father!The son-in-law can be Mr. Gu Ba, but he can't just grab it!Otherwise, turn left and pick any son-in-law at will]

[Ji Mei, who are half-brothers, don’t rob, and secretly intercepted a classmate’s exclamation [Every year at the end of the year, I hated attending various receptions the most.But starting from this year, I said I don't hate it anymore, and I heard all kinds of gossip around Gemini.It turned out that Gemini had already met the parents, and was teased by other bosses about how the Civil Affairs Bureau moved in. 】

【? ? ? 】

[My classmate's home is in Sioux City next door, and the clothing field is Bai Fumei.Anyway, her family is also one of the beneficiaries of the "Star Lighting" activity.It is said that the factory rushed to work after paying six times the wages.I have also helped anti-criminals before.The source of the news is extremely reliable, Gemini is the main palace! 】

[Xipi Fan has a keyboard and can write by himself, so what did the author say in the text? !My star has always been a big offensive, his sexuality has been announced to the public, you just force him to change his gender? 】

[Too much gold master president gong, occasionally a star gong is also new.Turnips and greens have their own loves, so don’t KY each other, okay? 】

[Kaxipi should also follow the basic rules, it is obvious that the attack is favored and received, but it is born to be reversed into strong and weak attack.The main attack fans can't stand it anymore.Who in the fan circle doesn't know Mr. Xingying Gu is a workaholic, but he can take six catties to go for beauty treatments during working hours. What is this but love? 】

[Green Jinjiang Harmony can't help you put your license plate?Writing is freedom, and Xingxing doesn't care about humanities.But Xing Xing is now a positive energy idol, an idol who is performed by the national TV station.We only fans humbly beg, can we stop dishonoring the stars because of Sipi Wenlalang's role?He always likes to teach his friends to love a lively temperament. Most of the entertainment industry, especially the idol singer circle, can be regarded as talkative. He was ridiculed as Neptune and said to be dating.Previously, because he was targeted by a magazine, he directly targeted idols and actors.Star fans are disgusted inside and out are not human beings.Now it's fanfiction again.Still put the license plate? !Can those who are good-looking have a little mutual respect? 】

Tong Xin originally wanted to use his trumpet to secretly support the author of Huiyan, but when he saw Wei Fenfa's comments, his heart suddenly felt as if he had been pricked by a needle.

The needle eye is small, so you can't find the wound if you want to heal it.

The pain just diffused into the bone marrow because of the delay in treatment.

In my memory, even though Tong Xin kept committing suicide, even if there were people who thought Tong Xin was in love, there were still many fans who supported him.Therefore, the diehard fans of the stars were also labeled as brainless fans.

Think about it, he must work hard to reach the pinnacle of his career again in this life, to be worthy of fans' love!

With fighting spirit burning in his eyes, Tong Xin decisively stuffed the phone into his pocket, closed his eyes and rested.

As an idol, the most important thing is not to stay up late as a night owl, and to have a handsome face!

With dreams of being handsome in his arms, Tong Xin vaguely heard the familiar yet unfamiliar dog barking, and habitually wanted to get under the covers.But unexpectedly felt that today's bed was extraordinarily warm, Tong Xin subconsciously raised her hand to hug it tightly, and her fingertips touched the hot skin with some toughness.

Obviously not the touch of the quilt.

Tong Xin barely opened his eyes, looked at the generous chest in front of him, slowly raised his eyes to look at Gu Jianan, narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his hand to pinch Gu Jianan's belly, and murmured: "Dream? "

Gu Jianan breathed out slowly, "Tong Xin, are you pinching me in a dream? And, let your dog get out of bed immediately, or I might break his other dog leg!"

God knows how he restrained himself from stewing dog meat after being licked by a dog just now!

"Dream, give me six catties!"

Liu Jin who was named became more and more aggressive.

Gu Jianan smiled at the person, raised Tong Xin's hand without hesitation, and pressed it on her body.

Tong Xin blinked blankly, and then blinked again, before realizing what the burning sensation in his palm was, and immediately screamed, "Gu Jianan, do you want to be ashamed?"

"Can you shut up?" Gu Jianan explained slowly: "We didn't get home until three o'clock in the morning. It's only six o'clock now, so in other words, I've slept for three hours. I still have two hours to rest. Then at nine o'clock, I made an appointment with the staff of the management committee of the community to discuss Liu Jin taking the puppy over the wall, and the owner of a certain puppy seemed to have a face, and needed to negotiate."

Hearing the words, Tong Xin looked sideways at Liu Jin, and scolded him with a straight face: "What's wrong with you, Liu Jin? You still smashed your face? You are capable! Are you playing the game of pulling the trolley again? Go to the balcony for me, Xiao Hei." Do your own self-reflection, or you will be punished!"

Speaking of the game of pulling the cart, the culprit was Tong Xin.Because Liu Jin was a sled dog, when Tong Xin didn't want to walk the dog, he would sit on the small trolley that the security guards used to deliver couriers and let Liu Jin run wildly.

The children in the community couldn't help but feel cool when they saw it, and wanted to follow suit.But not all dogs have six pounds of intelligence.

Therefore, after a certain kid got blood all over his face, Tong Xin didn't dare to be lazy anymore, and walked the dog in a proper manner.But this dog is smart enough to not be able to push the cart, so he chewed out the skateboard to play with.Put your paws on the skateboard, know how to kick the ground, and then enjoy the fun of rolling the skateboard.

A dog skates on a skateboard.

I thought it was because of the good teaching in the pet school, and the old boy was so proud that he never took Liujin to watch the circus performance every session, so that Liujin was fascinated by it.

Now it has been deciphered, Liu Jin is a dog demon!

Thinking about it, Tong Xin whimpered at the aggressive Liujin, turned around and got out of bed and ran away.The speed was so fast that it rushed towards the stairs like an arrow leaving the string.

Unable to bear the shock, Tong Xin hurriedly turned over and got out of bed, stood at the stairs and shouted, "Uncle Li, hide the ribs, don't let Liu Jin eat them!"

Seeing how capable they are, they all know how to hide their dog food tightly.

Gu Jianan in the room was silent for a moment. It was the first time in his life that he felt such a lively early-morning atmosphere. His eyes couldn't help feeling a little dazed, and he raised his hand to touch his face in horror.

Just thinking about it makes me a little jealous.

This dog Liujin has been on Tong Xin's bed and kissed Tong Xin's face, probably... no, definitely more times than Gu Jianan.

On the other side, Tong Xin could not turn his head emotionally when he heard the voice of "Ouch, little ancestor, eat slowly" from downstairs.

Kiss this curse in the next generation, whether it is a human or a dog, as long as you hand over the "grandchildren" to the grandparents, they will always be spoiled badly!

So, if he couldn't take care of Liu Jin, a bastard with too many golden thighs, he, Tong Xin, could still take care of Gu Jianan, a doggy brother!

With a ferocious expression on his face, Tong Xin turned his head and closed the door. He leaned on the door with his hands folded in front of his chest, and put on a proud posture: "Say, why are you in my room?!"

"I can't sleep in the guest room, can I?" Gu Jianan replied plausibly and well-founded: "It is said that my room is still being designed by a designer. The third floor is where my parents live. As a junior, I naturally wouldn't step in. And yours The other two rooms, without your permission, I can't enter at will. After all, no matter which room I choose, I will always greet you the next morning, making you worry about whether I have stolen your past privacy. "

"So, from my point of view, they all have to be scolded. Naturally, I have to choose the one that is most beneficial to me, Gu Jianan."

Tong Xin couldn't hold back when he heard this: "Gu Jianan, you are so shameless, do you know it yourself?"

"I didn't know it at first, but as your prospective fiancé, I am treated worse than a dog." Gu Jianan said, and glanced at Tong Xin with a face of accusation: "Liu Jin comes and goes freely, and the dog's paws are not even washed. Just fall on you directly, put your head on you and slobber your face, and howl and howl. I think this way of screaming and bed can completely let me do it. It is hygienic, safe and romantic, and it helps us to communicate with each other Build some understanding."

"Gu Jianan, believe it or not, I immediately posted a big-character poster stating that Gu Jianan is not allowed to enter!" Tong Xin was so angry that he walked towards the desk, intending to teach Gu Jianan a lesson with his actions.While walking, he still muttered dissatisfaction: "How dare you compare with Liu Jin?! He is my younger brother, he is my golden thigh, what are you?"

Hearing this rhetorical question, Gu Jianan got up without hesitation and approached Tong Xin in three steps and two steps, raised his hand to hug him tightly, and slowly licked Tong Xin's ear with the tip of his tongue, extremely positive: "I will help you!" Write. Anyway, I won’t be called Gu Jianan again from next year.”

Tong Xin gritted his teeth, and pinched Gu Jianan's face with his backhand, wanting to see how thick-skinned he is.

But I never expected that the touch is not bad, and it is quite soft when pinched.

"Don't go too far in the morning." Gu Jianan reminded helplessly: "Otherwise, brother, although I am not the golden thigh in your mind, I don't mind being your third leg. I will control your pleasure from now on."

Tong Xin gasped, "Do you know that you have collapsed?"

Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature?Is it because the demon king is actually Tai and Di, so after eating the plot with one bite, the real attack also has a brain twitch?

"Sex and education are also a course of study." Gu Jianan said solemnly: "Men's bad habits are deeply ingrained, so in order to avoid some romantic tricks, the Gu family has not eliminated this education course. Now I just apply what I have learned. There is no shame in talking, having sex, knowing about sex."

"I just want to know how many hours you have in a day? Do you have to learn everything?" Tong Xin sighed, "I think Mr. Gu, you can hold a time management variety show to teach young people how to be efficient. Manage time."

Tong Xin was muttering, when the phone rang.

Monotonous and boring, the ringtone comes with the appearance.

Definitely not his.

Tong Xin glanced at Gu Jianan, "Aren't you answering the phone?"

"I'm wondering who is so ignorant in the early morning." Gu Jianan sighed: "I vaguely understand, but if the Dragon City Flying General is here, what is the meaning of the king not going to the court from now on? A friendly suggestion, you let Gu Dong general experience it The time has been changed to 16 years old. He is the head of the house and still has the right to modify the house rules."

Tong Xin directly lowered his head and bit Gu Jianan's wrist: "You lunatic, you devil! As a scumbag... Bah, as the child's future father, I absolutely will not allow such devilish house rules to appear!"

Gu Jianan let go of his hand, glanced at the shallow teeth marks on his wrist, and frowned slightly: "Are you asking me to post likes on Moments? Ask relatives and friends to comment on which little beauty bit it?"

Tong Xin: "???"

Looking at the dumbfounded Tong Xin, Gu Jianan couldn't help showing a smile, glanced at the missed call, and called back the call without haste.

In an instant, his face was gloomy.

Tong Xin was sensitive to the attack of coldness and hostility, so he came back to look at Gu Jianan in a daze, and before he wondered what the reason was, he heard his cell phone ringing.

Turning his head and following the ringtone, he took out his cell phone from his pocket, and Tong Xin walked outside the door to answer the call, and gave an annoyed voice: "Nurse Tian, ​​don't you have a half-day vacation?"

Tian Lu is extremely skilled and went up together with sticks and sweet dates: "You don't want to use Weibo or use a trumpet. Log in once, and I will ask the information department to block your IP. If you are safe, I will reverse it for you later and create a fierce attack." Someone picked up your black history, and involved Wen Mubai and Shi Feng, these two are popular and newcomers."

Tong Xin was inexplicable: "What black history? Shi Feng can be said to be held out by me, is it because he has a discerning eye to recognize talents?!"

Shi Feng is a bit like his name, handsome and handsome, with a stone head, like a second child among people.So, he greeted the director and asked someone to play the Xiaotian dog next to Erlang Shen.Unexpectedly, it made people a little red.

Tian Lu had a headache when he heard the words: "Shi Feng always felt that you were chasing him. Wen Mubai has the identity of your ex-boyfriend. The fans of the two of them beat each other because of the rise of the twin star Xipi. They beat each other. Wen Mubai was drinking with him a few years ago."

"So, my dark history? I can at least get a hero to save the beauty in this matter, right?"

Tian Lu couldn't get emotional: "So they hammered Mr. Gu. There was a navy to lead him down, and he poured a pot of black water on Mr. Gu backhand, saying that he had robbed and robbed you and separated you from Wen Mubai."

Tong Xin clicked his tongue twice: "Do netizens also believe it?"

"The more important thing is that this idiot Shi Feng really believed it, and spread the screenshots of the gossip building in the company's internal forum and the solo beauty meeting. Now the whole Internet is blown up."

Tong Xin: "......This is the lack of firecrackers for the Chinese New Year? A group of people who are flammable and explosive."

After Tong Xin answered the phone, he went back to the room and glanced at Gu Jianan. After thinking about it, he had borrowed a phone earlier, so he simply asked, "Do you know that I'm on the trending list again?"

"I know." Gu Jianan pointed at the tooth marks on his wrist with no expression on his face, "So I posted a circle of friends and asked for 99 likes, otherwise I would have to kneel on the keyboard and draw 99 stars."

Tong Xin was stunned for a moment, and then exploded like thunder: "Gu Jianan, you are forcing the palace to be superior!"

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