I'm Pregnant After Dressing as Vicious Slag [Transmigration Book]

The mutual dislike between the two permeated the entire ward.

Tong Xin glanced at Gu Jianan, who was still so shocked that he was out of his wits, and simply pushed the baby carriage back, planning to escape from this battlefield that could not be expressed in words for a while: "I'll go and vaccinate the disco first!"

Hearing the baby's name, Gu Jianan's thoughts immediately came out of such a shocking incident as "my uncle is going to marry my aunt". She glanced at the third uncle who was still wrapped in bandages and could see the patient with naked eyes, and said after deliberation: "Let's go first Yes, Third Uncle, you...you yourself..."

Gu Jianan couldn't help but feel a little entangled as she spoke, feeling that her uncle was being beaten by a pig, and when she was lamenting, she heard a crisp sound coming from behind her, followed by his words, in two simple words - "Take care!"

Hearing that the voice still had some upturned endings, with a strong tone of gloating, Gu Jianan turned his eyes, looked cold and stern, and shouted with warning: "Situ Qin!"

"It's not big or small. Be careful in front of the baby. Be careful that he learns it and doesn't respect you when he grows up!" Situ Qin closed the door, and relying on the baby by his side, he reprimanded Gu Jianan with his uncle's airs and hung his eyes. First teasing the baby in the stroller: "Tony, do you miss your uncle?"

"Situ Qin, do I have any grudges against you? You named my son this! Are you worthy of the burden I gave you to choose an English name?" Tong Xin was annoyed when he heard the name.

Because the two grandpas got off to a good start, the name of the full moon banquet became a drill, otherwise he and Situ Qin could fight naked, naked, and flesh-to-blood!

Tong Yiyi Gu Sibao's down-to-earth name is fine, but the name tony is full of barber style!Not foreign at all!I'm completely sorry for Tong Xin's hard work in conceiving in October!

The more he thought about it, as a precious father, Tong Xin thought from the bottom of his heart that he would take back the right to name him! !

"Then you think disco sounds good?" Situ Qin glanced at his stone-carved brother on the hospital bed out of the corner of his eye, and while beating Tong Xin, he threw a gadget in the stroller.

After finishing his hands and feet swiftly, Situ Qin raised his eyes and glanced. As expected, his eye circles were red again, and Yan Zhiyi, who looked like a frightened little rabbit, raised his eyebrows and looked carefully.

Ask yourself, Yan Zhiyi looks good.When not crying, sitting in front of the piano stand, wearing a small suit, elegant and indifferent, exuding luxury, like a little prince.When we cry, we also take part in scenes. For example, during the filming earlier, Yan Zhiyi’s tears rolled in his eyes when he was watching an anti-Japanese war film.

For example, at this moment, Yan Zhiyi's crying is very distressing.Only one person wiped tears silently, but there was some hope burning in his eyes, and he looked at Situ Qin eagerly.

His eyes seemed to be able to speak, and he felt that Situ Qin could bring good news that would make him happy!

such a pity!

Situ Qin felt emotional in his heart, and shifted his eyes in embarrassment to look at Situ Ming, one of the parties involved.

Although the other party's hands and feet were restricted due to injuries at the moment, his eyes were still sharp, and the anger of being matched by La Lang was undisguised from all over his body.The whole person can become a bomb, a bomb, a bomb without a fuse.

So, after secretly assessing the enemy's strength, Situ Qin took a few steps back tactically, cleared his throat, and said, "I just came from the mansion, and Uncle Li came to the house in person to discuss the dowry with sister-in-law and the others." Things. They acted so swiftly that even the second brother knew about it. Don't say that I, Situ Qin, is a good friend of my younger brother, so I won't tip you two off."

In the last sentence, Situ Qin explained the word "take care" he said earlier with a desire to survive.

The third uncle almost got up from the hospital bed when he heard it, his eyes were heavy, and he stared at Situqin with a stern expression: "You are not exaggerating? Where did the little old man Uncle Li, who grows flowers and grass and reads newspapers, get the news? Is there any secret?" The card is up?!" Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles!

Hearing the words with strong anger, Tong Xin quickly glanced at Yan Zhiyi who was so frightened that his eyes were turning red, raised his hand and immediately pushed Gu Jianan, motioning for people to persuade him quickly.

These three uncles are really calm and arrogant, and they have a loud voice, just like the legendary Shura, they may be able to stop children from crying at night.

Gu Jianan received Tong Xin's signal, stepped forward bravely, and persuaded: "Uncle, Third Uncle, I... think about getting you married... yes, a fake marriage!"

Gu Jianan turned her tongue, raised her voice, and said her speculation in a deep voice: "The fake marriage is to calm the pressure of public opinion. After all, according to the plan, we want Yan Zhiyi to become a leader in the art circle and gradually increase our cultural output to the outside world. Therefore, the public opinion caused by the previous live broadcast must be resolved, and according to the affection you showed earlier, getting married is the easiest way."

Sensitively grasping the key point of the words—affectionate, Yan Zhiyi was heartbroken: "According to what you said, I would have become a best actor! I'm not affectionate at all! Just..."

Yan Zhiyi looked at the person involved, and silently choked back the words that a kiss was like gnawing a duck's neck.

The third uncle recalled the previous scenes, and heard the sobbing and crying in his ears. He was rarely upset, glanced at Tong Xin, and diverted his attention, "Xing Xing, the threshold of your entertainment industry is too low? Just act." , no one thinks something is wrong? Has no one considered the problem of human design and rationality?"

"And Jianan, you, the boss of an entertainment company, can you say such things without conscience?"

The couple who were shot and shot looked at each other with a rare tacit understanding: "If you have the ability, let us analyze the negatives!"

"You can ask for it if you have the ability!" The third uncle replied unceremoniously, and said in a cold voice: "You continue to say something nice, otherwise I want to smash that mother-in-law's ideological and political department."

Upon hearing this, Gu Jianan endured the pressure and continued: "Then you must tell the two families, especially Uncle Li, who is very concerned about your marriage. Now that the plan has been finalized, it is a major marriage after all. It is only natural to report to Mr. Li."

The third uncle clutched his chest, glanced at Yan Zhiyi, who had tears rolling in his eyes, and gritted his teeth: "You didn't hear what Jianan said, even he can guess it, Lao Li and the others are working hard on your work, you still don't understand Is it for your reputation! I have worked hard for almost 20 years, but it is not as effective as your talent! A world-renowned pianist. You stand in the sun and there is no negative news, isn't it good?"

After blurting out, the third uncle was taken aback.

He turned out to be like a young man, caring about a fool!

The silly Baitian who had been slandered was extremely shrewd at the moment, and cried out with grievances: "But... But fake marriage is easy to say, doesn't it still require a certificate, then there is still an ex-husband in my marriage relationship column? This legal relationship Can it be erased?! I have studied the Marriage Law!"

He raised his voice to emphasize his erudition, and Yan Zhiyi spoke eloquently: "I read the nine hundred articles of marriage and various divorce cases every day as a bedtime story. So I am very proficient. They all fool me with good things, Don't tell me about the potential risks, you are all liars. For example, if we are married, who in the circle doesn't know? How can I find a boyfriend who is well-matched in the future? If I follow Uncle Li's advice, I will dump you, Situ Ming, the people in the circle must think that I am amazing? Doesn't that affect my reputation?"

"Obviously I'm delicate and cute, not violent or fierce at all. According to their setting, I can't be a tigress anymore?"

All adults present: "..."

"You are a man who thinks you are cute and delicate?" The third uncle felt that his wounds were recurring with anger, and his body was burning with raging anger for no reason, and he looked at Yan Zhiyi fixedly, puzzled: "What did you say before What about the courage and guts to deal with it with ease? Isn’t it very capable to talk nonsense in a serious manner and still logically self-consistent?”

This remark was no less than a thunderbolt from the blue sky, and the stunned Situ Qin's pupils shrank suddenly, and his eyes fixed on the third uncle who was bristling with anger.Seeing the very rare flame on the face, Situ Qin took two steps secretly, stopped to look at his brother who hadn't noticed it at all.

Seeing that his brother's eyes were fixed on Yan Zhiyi's body, Situ Qin quickly walked up to Gu Jianan, nudged Gu Jianan lightly with his elbow, his eyes were filled with fear - numbness, numbness, as expected, a coquettish man is the best life!Situ Ming, a straight steel man with advanced cancer, gave Yan Zhiyi special treatment!

Gu Jianan wanted to completely ignore Situ Qin's actions, but found that she couldn't ignore them at all.

As his former great nephew, he could hear the uncle's words filled with hatred and admiration, and even... maybe even a little care.

From the looks of it, it should be the cuteness of the contrast that makes people love talents and wants to cultivate Yan Zhiyi to become a talent!

It must be like this!

Pure business!

Silently comforting herself psychologically, Gu Jianan didn't dare to look at Yan Zhiyi's expression for a while!

Tong Xin looked at these two aboveboard little moves, his eyes lit up, he covered the standard smile of the melon-eating crowd, and followed the eyes of the third uncle to look at Yan Zhiyi quietly.

Yan Zhiyi's expression was very proud at the moment. Even in the face of repeated doubts, he was not afraid at all. He raised his hand and pointed at Gu Jianan, Tong Xin and Yan Zhiyi one by one, and said forcefully, "They teach well! And my brother I’m sure I can get full marks in this social university!”

The three people pointed at looked at me and I looked at you, and all stepped back.

The third uncle looked at his younger brother and nephews quietly, his eyes were extremely sharp, "What is Le Ke?"

As soon as the words fell, there was a suffocating silence in the room.

Situ Qin was silent for a while, feeling that he should take on the responsibility of his uncle and stand bravely in front of his two nephews.Therefore, Situ Qin decisively pulled a nephew with one hand, and ran towards the door without hesitation.

Gu Jianan glanced at the stroller, before she could lift her hand to pull it, she was pulled by Tong Xin.

So he immediately took Tong Xin's hand and went out first.

Seeing the door shut with a "click", Tong Xin choked with anger. Out of the corner of his eye, he looked at the guard standing tall like pines and cypresses, and pulled him into the corner, "Damn it!"

"I'll save your life!" Brother Situqin hooked Tong Xin's neck, and replied in a low voice, "I'm sure you're dead. If your third uncle finds out, I'll beat you to the point where you doubt your life."

Tong Xin felt as if struck by lightning when he heard the words, and couldn't help feeling uneasy.

According to Yan Zhiyi himself, in order to prove that love is indestructible, he was the one who kissed the third uncle fiercely.

learned from novels.

Gu Jianan glanced at the two close nephews and uncles, raised his hand to remove Situ Qin's hand hooked on Tong Xin, and carefully asked what he cared about most: "Is there no way to change this? The two of them are together, it is completely forced." Twisted melons are not sweet! I can’t imagine it at all! Third Uncle..."

The third uncle who could throw him up to play and let him ride a big horse, the third uncle who could beat him until his nose was bruised and his face swollen, that... the uncle who stood upright in his heart and existed like a hero.

Gu Jianan clasped her hand on the railing of the corridor, stopped the flashbacks in her mind, glanced sideways at the ward, and said, "Emotionally, rationally, publically and privately, I cannot accept this weird development."

Looking at the undisguised loneliness and sadness, Gu Jianan, who resisted the divorce and remarriage model of his parents with a primary school student, Tong Xin patted the person on the back, and said in relief: "It didn't happen suddenly. Maybe the older generation believed in a life-saving grace, Promise with your body?"

Hearing Tong Xin's careful speculation, Situ Qin breathed a sigh of relief, leaned on the railing, looked up at the sky, and said the news he knew: "Success is also in the art circle, and failure is also in the art circle. After all, Yan Zhiyi's live broadcast from, Kill it, and bring it back. It can’t be deleted cleanly. It has been fermented into the ordinary entertainment circle, and it has been spread to China.”

"Besides, the marriage is a coincidence. Mr. Li has great powers, and he knows that the third child is also playing the leaves to make people happy. I think it's right in advance."

Hearing the reason Situ Qin said, Tong Xin was stunned: "This... this old man is too good at making up his mind, right? Just sing a song and you'll see it right?"

"The old man thinks that Situ Ming is the one who resembles your grandfather the most, and also his uncle. That scumbag of your grandpa is just playing music to tease girls. So people have preconceived ideas." Situ Qin introduced to Tong Xin who was absent from class. : "The old man is Mama Li's younger brother! As a younger brother, he doesn't think there is anything wrong with Mama Li's delicate temperament. He also thinks that he is so powerful that he can pamper people like this. Those older generations are a bit big Masculinity. Therefore, he also took it for granted that Situ Ming would favor Yan Zhiyi."

"So in the eyes of their older generation, this is impossible without getting married! Yan Zhiyi was rounded up and raised by himself, a child bride! Calling these two parties a fake marriage, in the eyes of the older generation, it is a real marriage! "

Tong Xin was very anxious when he heard the words, and he thought about it for a while with the mentality of the seventies and eighties he knew, and suddenly slapped the railing: "Do they know that Yan Zhiyi is a man? Don't the older generation want to inherit the incense?"

Situ Qin glanced at Tong Xin quietly, then looked down at Tong Xin's stomach.

Tong Xin kept silent, then seemed to remember something, looked at Gu Jianan who was also empty-handed, and jumped: "The disco is still inside!"

"Wow." Situ Qin covered Tong Xin's mouth with one hand, took out a Bluetooth headset from his pocket with the other, and said mysteriously: "Whoever sees it has a share! Let Tony go to the front line for us!"

Gu Jianan squinted at Situ Qin, his eyes darkened.

"I put it in the stroller. It is absolutely harmless to the baby." Situ Qin said, and handed over an earphone in a fawning manner.

At the same time, Yan Zhiyi looked at the tightly closed door, faced the strange silence in the room, silently shut up, took out a tissue and slowly wiped away his tears.

Seeing Yan Zhiyi whose tears fell as soon as he said it, the third uncle was silent for a long time, and asked himself the previous question again: "Where did your courage go? Why are you crying? What is there to cry about?!"

Yan Zhiyi raised his finger and pointed at the door, choking with sobs: "I was just like them! Brother Xing will definitely take me with him when he runs away! Since Situ Qin watched me act, he thought I was also very interesting and treated me very well. He also took me to play games, eat snail noodles, and cover instant noodles with flat plates, and let me call him by his name instead of Situ Siye. But now they have all left me behind."

"Abandon me!"

Hearing the sound of dolphins soaring in his ears, the third uncle sat up straight with difficulty, took a pillow with one hand and threw it back, found a comfortable angle for himself, and said calmly: "Didn't they also abandon the child?" gone?"

Yan Zhiyi choked, looked at the stroller, and cried louder.

"You're crying again..." Third Uncle let out a breath and asked himself another question: "How do you maintain your throat?"

"Brother Xing also said that I behaved well, so I can be promoted from my uncle to become the adoptive father of the baby." Yan Zhiyi looked at the third uncle, and angrily told the reason why he cried this time: "It's all because of you! I can't be promoted now! I was originally a baby The most accomplished and artistic adoptive father. A businessman with a stinking smell like Brother Jianan, and a top-notch brother than Brother Xing, he has a social status! I also plan to take the baby to play the piano together, Go to the exhibition."

"Brother Xing said that if the baby's culture is not good-looking in the future, let me take him away!"

Faced with this accusation, the third uncle looked at Yan Zhiyi whose face was covered with tears, and suddenly found that he was quite polite, and his brother and uncle kept yelling.

Thinking back to the uncle who was called him by others, the third uncle sighed silently, suppressed his irritability about being married, and said earnestly: "Yan Zhiyi, you can't help crying about getting married. Obey orders, you should learn how to do it during military training." Yes! From the perspective of the overall situation and your own career, is it possible?"

"But I don't want a career."

The third uncle's eyes were wide open, and his face was sullen: "Believe it or not, I really beat you?"

As he said that, the third uncle felt dizzy from being irritated, "Didn't you say that a new genre was found by fusing ancient styles?"

"That was an inspiration I got suddenly when I was filming. When I have inspiration, I create it." Speaking of his own creation, Yan Zhiyi wiped away his tears and said seriously: "It is the same to create a comeback song for Brother Xing. It is my childhood. When Gu’s parents grew up, listening to the family precepts and thinking about the sea, it is easy to convey the spirit of hard work through the sound of the piano. There is no special study, but a genre.”

"I just like it."

The third uncle quietly looked at Yan Zhiyi's last emphasized words, recalling the career choices he had been ridiculed for all these years because of birth problems, and after silently saying "Your candied fruit, my arsenic and frost", his heart softened a little, and said: " Bring the baby here and let me have a look, I want to divert my attention!"

"How to hug? I... I forgot." Yan Zhiyi approached the stroller and saw that he had woken up at some point, with big watery eyes and a bright smile, followed by a smile, "Look, the baby is right I laugh!"

"Saw."

The third uncle looked admiringly at Yan Zhiyi, who cried when he cried, and laughed when he talked about it. After slandering, "It's really a three-year-old child", he patiently taught: "You first put your hands around the baby's neck, and put your hands on the head. ..."

Hearing the voice behind him, Yan Zhiyi hugged him according to the third uncle's instruction.Looking down at the baby smiling at him, Yan Zhiyi approached the hospital bed with a rare bright smile: "Baby smiled, you are so good, do you still want to learn this in the military camp?"

"I brought up that bastard Situqin, can I?!" The third uncle looked at Yan Zhiyi who was approaching, resisted the urge to hold back him, sniffed the smelly perfume, and said: " Give me the baby, and you push the stroller."

"No!" Yan Zhiyi hurriedly took two steps back, "Kid Gu Sichen is smiling at me!"

The third uncle raised his eyebrows: "You keep calling Brother Xing, but help Gu Min?"

"You are so rude, Gu Dong is your brother-in-law." Yan Zhiyi raised his hand and covered the baby's ears with his clothes, as if he didn't want the baby to hear.

Then he said plausibly: "Aunt Gu must support Gu Dong! Although Brother Xing and the others treated me very well, Auntie is also very good! Of course I will support them!"

"That's right." The third uncle heard the logic and said, "Then you stand over, there is something dirty behind the baby! I'll take it down."

Hearing this, Yan Zhiyi hurriedly approached the bed.

The third uncle motioned for the two of them to sit directly on the bed, and after whispering to Yan Zhiyi to be quiet, he said in a voice as cold as ice, "My eyes are not so blind. I warn you, watch the excitement and watch your head carefully." .Also, now that the hostages are in my hands, give them all to me..."

Thinking about having a big nephew who was born, delicate, frail, and weak, the third uncle said angrily, "Stand in a military posture for me! I won't let him go until I stand for three hours. If you dare to relax a little, I will let Gu Min come to me. Lead people here! Think about it, his precious grandson was lost by you like this, what kind of baptism will you accept?"

After speaking, he pressed the communicator, and the third uncle said coldly: "Whoever dares to let them in, go to the field to practice by yourself."

The three people outside the door: "..."

The guard glanced at the three of them in admiration, and exclaimed in a low voice: "Three warriors, please!"

Tong Xin poked Situqin and turned his head: "Uncle, the baby needs an injection! You can't do without me!"

"Get lost!" The third uncle said emotionally: "Education must start with babies!"

The three of them were shocked when they heard this, and confessed their mistakes in various ways.

The third uncle simply called the doctor down.

Yan Zhiyi looked at the baby lying on the bed who didn't know that he was about to receive an injection, and then looked at the sharp pillows, all of which were shining with light, he was so nervous.

It was the first time for Tong Xin to take the baby for an injection by himself, clasping the baby's hand nervously and trembling.

"Yan Zhiyi, you sing to divert the baby's attention. Jianan, you press the baby's arm, it only takes a few seconds. Qingqing pulls the stars away!" The third uncle watched as it was just an injection, and the noise was as if he had been shot. In one scene, he patted himself on the chest with his backhand, and ordered: "Stop making trouble, come here!"

Hearing this, Tong Xin's nervous heart trembled with fright. Seeing Gu Jianan hugging the baby, he tried to smile to make the baby happy.

Yan Zhiyi stared at the needle, his voice froze in fright, "No...don't hit it, the baby is still young..."

Before he finished speaking, Yan Zhiyi couldn't help crying when he heard the baby crying.

The baby's crying gradually weakened, followed the sound, looked at Yan Zhiyi, and smiled.

Everyone present: "..."

"This kid definitely looks like me!" The third uncle patted the bedside table with satisfaction!

Yan Zhiyi was angry: "Gu Sichen, do you have a heart?! I'm so nervous for you, and you still laugh at me, I don't want to be your godfather anymore!"

"You still have the nerve to say that I treat you as a brother, yet you are behind my back and fighting with Papa Gu!" Tong Xin was annoyed.

"Could it be that you thought of me as your younger brother, but ended up with me as your aunt?" Yan Zhiyi looked at the big fat boy who was still smiling brightly, and was burning with anger: "You don't care about your son, he's still smiling!"

"Get out of here!" The third uncle felt a headache when he heard the elementary school students quarreling, "It's enough to stand in a military posture."

Gu Jianan glanced at the third uncle, pulled Tong Xin out, and said in a low voice, "He really did what he said."

Situ Qin nodded at the side, "Try to perform well and suffer less, otherwise he will beat you upright in the martial arts arena."

Tong Xin went to pull Yan Zhiyi: "All of them, including you!"

Yan Zhiyi was struck by lightning: "I don't want to stand in a military posture! Situ Ming, I'm your lifesaver, so you treat me like this?"

Hearing this, Situ Ming met the four pairs of eyes with their own connotations, and it was rare for him to speak the words "all of them".

Seeing this, Tong Xin simply dragged Gu Jianan and Situ Qin away.

Running straight back to Gu's house, Tong Xin said to his father who was looking forward to the big fat grandson: "I think the relationship between Uncle San and Yan Zhiyi is very tense, so I will lend the baby to them to ease the atmosphere!"

"Growing up eating melons from the front line, the baby will definitely be a news material in the future!"

Gu Min rolled his eyes directly.