Uncle, we don't date

The phone rang several times before being picked up, and instead of the familiar "Hello" that sounded in my ear, there were several consecutive "gurgling" sounds of water.

"What are you doing?" Luo Yi asked after a pause for a few seconds.

"Drink water." Cheng Yu put the cup under the tap, rinsed it, and put it back where it was.

"Oh, I thought you were peeing."

"Drinking water and urinating sound the same, baby?" Cheng Yu chuckled and said, "Shall I go to the toilet to urinate for you now?"

Luo Yi curled his lips and rolled his eyes, remembering that he didn't seem to be able to see, and hurriedly said, "No, you'd better stay in the living room, I'm afraid the toilet won't fit your big face."

"Hehe... Nonsense! Don't you know if I have a big face? If you hug and gnaw on me every day, no matter how big I am, you will gnaw me down."

... Luo Yi raised his hand and rubbed his arms, goosebumps arose, how could he be as hungry and thirsty as he said... Still chewing, don't he just kiss or kiss once in a while... This man is getting more and more shameless!

"Your face is super invincible and the size of the universe. You can't eat it in two bites. How humble."

"Hehe... Miss me?"

Cheng Yu leaned against the wall next to the water dispenser, a gust of cold wind blew between his legs in shorts, he went to the window and closed the glass.As soon as he took a shower, it started to rain outside again. It wasn't heavy, not as fierce as in the morning, but because of the wind, a lot of it floated inside and wet the curtains a lot.

The man suddenly changed the subject, and Luo pulled his thoughts back from the verbal quarrel and thought about how to answer. He said that he had just been bullied by him just now, and he lost his position; he said that he didn't want to be so dishonest...he was struggling He heard the loud, pattering sound of water coming from the microphone, and his thoughts were suspended for a few seconds. He sat up and covered his mouth and lowered his voice, "...fuck! You, you, you What a pee! You don’t have any sense of shame, don’t you, you are not afraid of other people beside me!”

Cheng Yu was stunned for a moment, "Baby, tell me the truth, do you rely on fooling around in your English listening test? Hmm? Even with the windows closed, I can listen to peeing, and what the fuck/you Damn, talk nicely."

Luo Yi felt aggrieved, "Where is the sound of water when you close the window..."

"It's raining outside, so there must be no sound of water." Cheng Yu said.

"Ah?" Luo Yi went to the window and opened a gap to stretch out his hand. After touching the raindrops, he immediately retracted, feeling inexplicably depressed, "It's really raining, I didn't notice."

"Isn't it real or fake?" Cheng Yu wanted to laugh, "It seems to be raining sooner or later these few days. You go out tomorrow and wear a coat, and I will beat you with bare arms."

"What's the matter with my bare arms, young man, my physical fitness is so good, and I don't have a cold, cough and fever like someone..." Luo curled his lips, "Have you taken any medicine?"

"I just ate it... I don't have a cough or a fever anymore," Cheng Yu said.

"Didn't you say you'll eat it as soon as you get back? Why did you just eat it? Did you lie to me?" Luo Yi muttered, his tone obviously dissatisfied.

Cheng Yu raised his forehead, "Hey, I ate it as soon as I entered the door. It's not that I ate it again because I was afraid of digesting it too quickly after eating."

"Oh," Luo Yi lay back on the bed again, "Then what did you eat?"

"Take... medicine." Cheng Yu replied hesitantly.

"...I'm asking you what you had for dinner?" Luo Yi thumped out of bed. Is it because he has a problem with expressing or this man has a problem with comprehension?Sure enough, it is not easy to communicate across two walls.

"Dinner..." Cheng Yu smiled, "Noodles, noodles in clear soup, with ham, fried eggs, bacon, green onions, ginger, garlic, coriander, soy sauce, vinegar... Do you want to eat?"

Luo Yi swallowed, and unconsciously touched his now deflated stomach after eating two hours ago, "I want to eat..."

"Hungry? Come here, there is still some food left, I'll feed you next time." Cheng Yu said.

The man's voice was very serious, but Luo Yi still couldn't help following his words and thought of a joke that was popular on the Internet some time ago, and countless little pornographic pictures ran across his mind, and he wailed speechlessly, "Who wants to eat it?" Down there!"

This sad and indignant tone... Cheng Yu was stunned for a few seconds before reacting, holding back a smile, "Well, don't you want to eat my noodles? It's in the pot, come here, I'll cook it right now. "

"...Fuck, don't laugh!" Luo buried his face in the pillow, "Don't cook it first, I'll see if I can go out."

"Ah."

After hanging up the phone, Luo Yi slipped into the living room and saw only Cao Xinyue standing by the sofa blowing her hair while staring at the TV.

"You're back?"

After waiting for a long time without a response, he thought of the buzzing sound of the hair dryer, and he was still focused on the subtitles on the TV.

Even if he opens the door and goes out right now, he won't be found... Luo Yi rolled his eyes, but after thinking about it, he went to a place where she could see him and raised his voice and asked again, "Are you back?"

It feels like saying the same line twice, and saying it twice seriously... To be honest, it's quite awkward, very... Two, but he couldn't find another opening line.

"Ah, little radish," Cao Xinyue turned off the hair dryer in her hand, and shifted her gaze from the TV screen to his face, "I've been back a long time ago, I didn't even watch me take a shower... My sister got drenched again! What is this?" Damn weather..."

"Didn't you bring an umbrella in the morning?" Luo Yi asked, he remembered that Cao Xinyue took an umbrella before going out in the morning, because of the heavy rain.

"I brought it with me, but it didn't rain before I left the company. I didn't put it in the bag because I thought it was troublesome. Who knew it would go down halfway!" Cao Xinyue said angrily.

Who told you that you don't have a boyfriend... Luo Yi slandered and didn't dare to say it out. After thinking for a while, he said, "Call me next time you do this again, and I'll pick you up."

"Ah, really? The little radish has opened up, so touched..." Cao Xinyue smiled, and was about to come over and rub his hair, when he noticed the key hanging in his hand, he stopped and let out a sigh, "Big night What are you doing with the key? Going out?"

"Ah." Luo Yi agreed calmly, and glanced at the door of the master bedroom.

"Oh..." Cao Xinyue also looked over there, nodded suddenly, and whispered with an expression of "I understand everything", "You go, remember to come back to sleep."

"Yeah." Luo nodded, his face was a little hot.

Obviously I didn’t feel anything at first, I just went to have a late-night snack... But with Cao Xinyue’s reaction and the last sentence... the idea of ​​"just having a late-night snack" immediately passively turned into something unpleasant. Pure little Jiujiu.

Just going for a late night snack...

Have a noodle soup...

have a noodle...

noodle……

These impure little Jiujiu were still fermenting when he knocked on the door, but when he opened the door and saw the shape of the man in front of him, he was immediately scared away, and ran away without a trace, leaving no scum left.

Luo Yi stepped in and quickly closed the door with his backhand, before scanning Cheng Yu from beginning to end, "You are dressed... really fashionable!"

In a daze, English came out.

Cheng Yu looked down at his attire and raised his eyebrows, "Is that so? I just found out after tidying up the closet. It was a long time ago. I wear it at home, otherwise I will waste resources for nothing, and I will feel guilty."

Well, I have to admit that even though this man is wearing flowery shorts and a blue vest that looks like the overalls of a car wash when he goes out and turns left... the raised eyebrows can still be done very handsomely, even with that rustic clothes. Become pleasing to the eye and forceful.

It's just that unprincipled.

The main reason is that Cheng Yu usually dresses neatly and neatly in front of him, not to mention the colorful vest and shorts, it is hard to see even the colorful long trousers, so he didn't look at them for a while. react to.

Take a closer look... Well, it's not that unsightly, it's quite fresh.

Luo stretched out his hand and pulled out the part of his pants, "If you wear it like this outside, I will definitely be regarded as your son, a filial boy walking with his elderly father on a sunny afternoon..."

"Is it that exaggerated?" Cheng Yu pinched his face amusedly.

"Yes..." Luo Yi dodged to block his hand, "Don't keep pinching my face."

Like teasing a child.

"Why?" Cheng Yu pinched with another hand.

Luo Yi grabbed his two hands and put them in front of him, "Because my face will become bigger, I don't want to be like you."

Cheng Yu clicked his tongue and turned his face close to him, "Is it big? Is it big?..."

"Da is dead, the universe is super invincible!" Luo Yi touched the man's head, "Stop making trouble, where's my face?"

"Yeah, I'm dead..." Cheng Yu stood up with a smile that didn't make sense, "The noodles haven't been cooked yet, do you want to eat the bottom of the big one first and then the noodles... huh?"

... Luo Yi glanced at the man sideways, and pinched his palm, "I'm too hungry and I don't have the energy to eat, go and cook noodles!"

"Hmm..." Cheng Yu yelled in pain, "Then it would be great to change the order, but I'm afraid that you will spit it out after eating too much..."

As for why you want to vomit... cough cough.After Cheng Yu said this, he turned and went to the kitchen before the child exploded.

Luo Yi stood on the spot with his hands raised, his heart fluctuating, and finally he clenched his raised hands into fists and waved them towards the kitchen.

After sitting on the sofa for a while, feeling a little thirsty, he stood up and walked to the water dispenser and picked up the cup next to him to drink water.

A faint...um, Banlangen smell.

It's a little sweet, Luo Yi sticks out the tip of his tongue and twirls around the inside of the cup, then smacks his mouth with satisfaction.

After taking another sip, he came to the kitchen with the cup in his hand, and poked the man's blue vest with his finger, "You mean taking medicine, right?

Cheng Yu was peeling a tomato, when he heard this, he turned his head, "Hey, why are you drinking from this cup, I just used it to drink medicine, isn't there a clean one in the cabinet?"

"I like it." Luo Yi dodged the man's hand to hold the cup, held it and took another sip, "Did you just eat a pack of Banlangen?"

"No," Cheng Yuqu pointed his fingers helplessly against his cheek, and made a standard scissors hand again, "I ate two packs."

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Below is a group photo of Luo Xiaoyi and Yuanqiu~~ Use the web version to view~ This Luo Xiaoyi is a bit different from the one in the copy, but I like both, the cute one is so handsome haha~~ Star Eyes~ Wang Xiao Happy eating, angels...

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