Uncle, we don't date

At the dinner table, Luo Yi was picking up the meal while thinking about how to talk about the parents' meeting.

He didn't go next door for a big meal, but he made an agreement with Cheng Yu to leave him a supper.

"Little radish concentrate on eating," Cao Xinyue tapped his bowl with chopsticks, and the crisp "ding" brought Luo Yi back to his senses.

"I've been gnawing on a bone for several minutes, what are you thinking about?"

"Oh, no." Luo Yi raised his head and looked at his mother who was picking fishbone for the brook, "Mom, our school will hold a parent-teacher meeting this Saturday, do you have time?"

"This Saturday?" Cui Han frowned, "What time? Today my sister teacher said that there will be a parent-child activity on Saturday morning, and I promised Teacher Yu that I would definitely take Xiaoxi there with Uncle Cao."

"Oh, it's also in the morning." Luo Yi tightened his grip on the chopsticks, "Then you go, I'll ask our homeroom teacher for a leave of absence."

"Why don't I take Xiaoxi to go, and you go to the parent meeting of Xiaoyi?" Uncle Cao put down his chopsticks and said.

"If you want your parents to attend together, what's the use of you going alone?" Cui Han glanced at her husband.

"Hey, stop arguing, you two are going to some event in Xiaoxi, can I go to Little Carrot's parent meeting, anyway, I have nothing to do on weekends. It just so happens that I haven't held a parent meeting in the parent seat yet, Go and feel it." Cao Xinyue blinked at Luo Yi, "Hey, I should be praised by your teacher as a top student, little radish, right? I'm a good teacher."

"For sure, my brother is not like you. When you were studying, when did I not get scolded bloody by your teacher? I am ashamed to say it." Uncle Cao gave Cao Xinyue a glare.

Cao Xinyue stuck out her tongue and whispered, "It's hard to blame the genes."

Phew, Luo Yi breathed a sigh of relief, since Cao Xinyue was going, he had nothing to worry about, at worst, he would be laughed at by her afterwards.

Luo Yi didn't look at them any more, and concentrated on eating his meal.

"Baby, come upstairs, there are fish balls and big chicken legs..."

As soon as Luo came out of the shower and saw the message from Cheng Yu, the corners of his mouth grinned uncontrollably, and he opened the door and went out without even bothering to wipe his hair.

Cheng Yu set up a small table and two colorful small benches where the two of them often sat.

Luo Yiyi sat down on his buttocks, the bench leg was tilted, he almost fell down, and slapped the table, "Ah!"

"Hey, take it easy. These are plastic stools. They cost two yuan each at the store outside the door. They can't bear it." Cheng Yu stretched out his hand to support him.

"Fancy is not useful," Luo Yi sat upright, and swallowed when he saw the steaming food on the table, "You haven't had dinner yet, have you?"

"Eat early, these are all yours." Cheng Yu opened a bottle of beer and put it in front of him, then handed him a pair of plastic gloves.

Luo Yi took it over and put it on, and looked at the beer can in front of him, "Isn't it good to always encourage minors to drink like this?"

"Where did the boss come from? I didn't let you drink it before."

Luo Yi looked at him with a smile.The eyes are shining.

Cheng Yu and he looked at each other for a while and smiled when he remembered something.

The first time I met a child here.

"promise,"

"Are all doctors so careless?"

Luo Yi lowered his head and gnawed on the chicken leg, the water from his hair dripped on the table.

"Why is the hair wet?" Cheng Yu flicked his forehead.

"It's okay, it's windy here, and it will dry up in a while." Luo Yi said vaguely with his mouth full of meat.

Cheng Yu clicked his tongue and took off the shirt jacket he was wearing and walked behind the child.He wrapped his wet hair and rubbed it in his hands.

Luo Yi enjoyed Cheng Yu's service with peace of mind, without any delay in the movements of his hands and mouth.

"Snack guy," Cheng Yu pinched his ear, "Eat so much every day and you won't gain weight!"

"I don't want to gain weight, like Fang Xu, she's chubby and has no figure."

Cheng Yu pursed her lips and thought for a while, "Fang Xu? He's not fat."

"He was fat when he was a child, like a big ball, no one wanted to play with him."

That's why I played with myself.

"But I want to feed you fat for nothing..." Cheng Yu bent down and whispered in his ear.

"Get out," Luo Yi tilted his head, avoiding his deliberate temptation, "what I'm after is skinny beauty."

"Eat so much, sooner or later you will become skinny."

"It's all grown vertically, don't you know that the body grows during the developmental period?" Luo Yi carefully sucked the cracks between the bones, making a sizzling sound, "An uncle like you who eats a little at a young age and grows sideways can't understand it." to the pleasure of eating and drinking to one's heart's content."

"Virtue!" Cheng Yu pampered the broken hair on his forehead.

I really spoil him so much that I can choke him more and more speechless.

But he likes it.

Cheng Yu smiled, put his half-wet clothes on the railing and sat down.

Luo Yi watched him raise his right hand, holding a small fish ball between his fingers, "Open your mouth."

Cheng Yu opened his mouth wide in cooperation, and Luo aimed and threw them into his mouth one by one.

Cheng Yu caught it with his teeth, and slammed his tongue into his mouth.

"Large dog, let's have another one," Luo Yi pinched another piece without hesitation.

Cheng Yu didn't listen to his instructions, and closed his mouth tightly, "Call my husband to listen."

Luo Yi blushed suddenly, and threw the fish ball into his mouth, "Shameless!"

On Saturday, Luo came to the school early to clean up, moved the stools to the playground with his classmates, and stood on the playground to wait when they were done.

I wanted to take out my phone to check the time, only to find it wasn't in my pocket.It seems that it has just been placed on the desk.The classroom is quite far away, and now everyone is standing in line, so he is too embarrassed to run back to get it.

Most of the parents were already in place, and Cao Xinyue was nowhere to be seen.

Luo Yi was a little worried, she wouldn't oversleep, right?

Probably not. Before he left in the morning, he specially set the alarm clock for her at 08:30, and he made it clear to her before that he should go directly to the second square team on the playground to find him. It was facing the entrance of the playground, and she could see it as soon as she came in.

The radio kept saying, "Parents, please find the corresponding class, sit in your seat, don't walk around, don't walk around, the parent meeting will start soon..."

As soon as Luo stared at the door, he became anxious, and looked ahead, only two seats were vacant.

The female squad leader yelled loudly in the line, "Which parents of the other two students have not arrived, look for yourself, and ask for leave to pick up at the door if you need to pick up!"

Luo Yi stretched his neck, his eyes paused.Isn't that Uncle Cheng?What is he here for?Could it be that he has children from relatives who are in the same grade as him?I told him yesterday that I was going to hold a parent-teacher meeting but I didn't hear him mention it.

Luo Yi rubbed his eyes, then opened them again, he was indeed right.

There are two girls who can't wait to stick to it, and they seem to be asking him which class he is looking for.

But if you guide the way, you will guide the way. Why are you so close?

Luo Yi frowned, and said to the female squad leader, "Can I go out and see if my parents are here?"

"Well, go!" The female squad leader waved her small hand, "Hurry up, there are still 5 minutes to roll call."

"Yeah." Luo Yi trotted towards the door.Slow down when approaching Cheng Yu.

Cheng Yu saw him and waved to one of the girls, "No, my nephew is here."

As soon as Luo approached, he glanced at the hand of one of the girls holding Cheng Yu's arm calmly.

"Oh, then we won't bother you," the two girls blushed and walked away to receive other parents.

"Why are you here?" Luo Yi was still a little upset and asked angrily.

"I'll hold a parent-teacher meeting for you." Cheng Yu winked at him.

"What?" Luo opened his mouth wide, suspecting that he had heard wrong.

"I said I'm here to hold a parent-teacher meeting for you. Your sister has something to do at the moment, so she called you but didn't answer."

"I left my phone in the classroom." Luo Yi was suddenly a little nervous. Cheng Yu held a parent-teacher meeting for him?What a joke!

Cheng Yu listened to the radio, "Is it about to start? Do you want to lead me to sit first?"

"Oh, this way," Luo Yi naturally wanted to pull his hand, but when he was about to touch it, he retracted reflexively, and glanced around guiltily.

Walking in front of Cheng Yu, Luo Yi could feel the eyes of the whole class on them.

With a drum in his heart, he took Cheng Yu to the seat in the last row and sat down, telling him, "Just sit down, you don't need to listen to what you are talking about, I will stand at the back, and we will go back together when it is over." Classroom, don't run around."

"Well, I see." Cheng Yu stared into his eyes and smiled.

Luo Yi was stunned for a moment, almost kissed him, and quickly stood up and walked back to the team, with cold sweat on his forehead.

"Fuck! Why is it him? Isn't your sister here?" Fang Xu whispered while tugging at the hem of his clothes.

"I don't know." Luo Yi replied.

"It's really bold, challenging the authority of the school in broad daylight, it's you two!"

Luo Yi frowned helplessly.Send him the "I'm freaking out too" emoji.

"Luo Yi, Luo Yi..." Someone from behind obliquely called him persistently, and Luo Yi turned around and agreed, "Yes."

A very loli girl in their class asked with her unique baby voice: "Is that handsome guy your brother?"

"No, my uncle." Luo Yi said awkwardly.

"Oh, can you give me his phone number or WeChat or WeChat ID?" Luoli continued to blink her big eyes.

Just as Luo Yi wanted to say no, a girl with braces next to Loli said coldly, "I have his phone number."

Luo Yi was startled, and then looked at the girl's braces to understand a little bit.

These two people usually don't deal with each other very much. They belong to the kind who start scratching each other when they meet. Loli blushes, "Then can you give it to me?"

Braces snorted coldly, "Will you sexually harass others? It's a good idea. If you don't do business, you'll attract bees and butterflies all day long! A vixen!"

"Who are you talking about?" Luoli's aggrieved voice sounded like she was about to cry, but they all knew that this girl was not the one to be bullied, so they said, "Die Sanba! Ugly girl! How great is it to wear braces? Nobody wants a fuck..."

The braces girl scolded back a little angrily... It's really hard for the girl caught between the two of them.Luo Yi stood calmly, hoping that the flames of their war would not burn him.

Fang Xu stabbed him with the elbow, and whispered in his ear: "A murder caused by your man."

Luo Yi twitched the corner of his mouth, "...I don't want to either"

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