Uncle, we don't date

I picked a 60-inch large LCD TV in the electrical department of the shopping mall. When I went downstairs, Cheng Yu glanced at the clothing department on the second floor, and pulled Luo into the elevator.

"Why? You want to buy clothes?" Luo Yi asked after him, but when he saw the direction Cheng Yu was going in, his head grew dizzy.

A big "Couple Special" is printed on the pink stand.

He stretched out his hand and grabbed Cheng Yu, "What are you doing? Don't tell me you want to buy the clothes in there."

Cheng Yu pointed to a pair of male and female prosthetic models in the store, "Don't you think that set is very stylish?"

Luo Yi glanced at it. It was a gray-white half-length shirt. Under the corners of the shirt were two incomplete embroidered hearts, one large and one small. A thin black tie, tied in a loose knot in the front, and the sleeves are also loosely rolled up, and the hand is raised to the side of the female model's head.

The main reason is that this seller is too careless. Although it is selling tops, since you know how to wear a short skirt for the female model, can the male model also be paired with pants...

Luo glanced at the tight buttocks and straight legs under the clothes, and imagined the picture of Cheng Yu wearing it like this.

The picture was too provocative, so he quickly retracted the association, "Are you sick? People wear men's and women's clothing. It's not just for sale."

"Not just buy, buy two pieces of men's clothing."

"I don't wear it." Luo Yi replied immediately.

Cheng Yu touched his chin, "I think it suits you quite well, go try it, your school uniform is too ugly."

"I'm happy." Luo Yi snorted and turned to leave.

The little girl in the store over there had noticed these two high-quality handsome guys a long time ago. Seeing that they were about to leave, she ran over immediately and looked at them eagerly, "Two handsome guys, do you want to see the clothes in our store? Can you buy them?" Come to give girlfriends... you can also give boyfriends... go and see, there is an event today, buy clothes and give small gifts..."

As soon as Luo heard what she meant, his face burned up.

Smiling at the little girl, Cheng Yu embraced Luo Yi, "Let's go, try it, everyone can see it, don't be shy."

see your uncle!

Hearing his coaxing tone like a child, Luo just wanted to punch his smiling face like a flower.

Luo Yi reluctantly entered the fitting room with the clothes and a pair of light-colored ripped jeans that Cheng Yu had picked up from the store next door.

After Cheng Yu changed his clothes, he stood in front of the mirror outside and looked at it. The door moved and opened the slit. Luo Yi stuck out half of his head and looked at him, "The pants are too big."

"It's okay, you come out."

Luo Yi pressed his trousers with one hand and walked out holding his tie with the other.

Cheng Yu narrowed his eyes and looked at him, took a belt from the shelf next to it, unpacked it, and walked to Luo Yi.

"I'll do it myself." Luo Yi stretched out his hand to pick it up.

Cheng Yu blocked his hand and pressed it on the waist of his trousers, "I'll do it."

Seriously threading the belt into the loop, fingers deliberately hooked on the skin around his waist.

Hold!Luo Yi shuddered, feeling his entire lower back go numb.

Raising his head, he met Cheng Yu's smiling eyes, and the tip of their noses was only one centimeter apart.

Breathing lightly on his face. .

He lowered his eyes in embarrassment, but looked into his open neckline, slender neck, protruding Adam's apple, and clearly visible collarbone...

Luo Yi could even clearly feel the heat from Cheng Yu's skin swirling around his face, getting into the pores mischievously... and then suddenly steaming from the inside out...

Fuck!

After buckling the belt, Cheng Yu pulled the thin tie in his hand, took a step back and put it on Luo Yi's neck, and tied a knot at his chest casually.

"You blush so easily?" Cheng Yu leaned over to straighten his collar and whispered.By the way, he used his arm to block the hot eyes from the side.

Luo Yi calmed down his fast-paced heartbeat and said, "Animal's normal stress response when being teased by the opposite sex."

Cheng Yu chuckled and turned him to face the mirror.

"He's handsome."

The child's clothes and trousers are too big and loose, the trouser legs are wrinkled on the bare instep, the skin on the leg is looming in the hole, a small piece of brown leather belt is exposed at the waist, the neckline is half open, and the tie hangs crookedly In front of her chest, there was still flushing on her face, her eyes glanced slightly to the side, and her whole body showed a kind of laziness that she just woke up in the morning and was wrapped in a quilt.

They are also loose style, I don't know how many times stronger than school uniforms.

Cheng Yu put her head on his shoulder from behind, "You are so handsome that I want to strip naked and rape you..."

Luo Yi pushed his chin once, and gave him a blank look.

I have to say that I was also amazed.

He usually doesn't pay much attention to his clothes, he can wear whatever is comfortable, and most of the time he wears a school uniform.Suddenly seeing a different self, I was a little frightened.

Then he raised the corners of his mouth a little proudly, why is he so handsome!

Cheng Yu pampered his hair.Turning his head, he said, "Only these two things."

The few girls on the side have already been conquered by the hormonal atmosphere in the surrounding air, and they are stuck in the xxoo small theater in their minds, unable to extricate themselves, Cheng Yu called twice before one girl reacted, "Oh, ok, that's all Is that right? Are you just wearing it? Credit card or cash?"

"I'll go and change it." Luo Yi pulled him off, he hadn't been dazzled by his handsomeness, and he wouldn't do such a stupid thing like ostentatiously passing through the market in a couple's outfit with a man.

The little girl thought he didn't want it, so she quickly said, "You look really handsome in it. Standing with this gentleman, you are a match made in heaven! Even a man and a woman couple can't wear the feeling of you! And our The clothes are made of high-quality pure cotton, and the embroidery is also made of high-quality silk threads, so there is absolutely no quality problem..."

Luo Yi was dizzy from being surrounded by her, and interrupted her, "I didn't say no, I mean I'll replace it first."

"……Oh, alright."

After leaving the shopping mall, Cheng Yu took his hand and tied a red rope around his wrist with a small bell on it.

Luo Yina shook it in front of his eyes, and there was a crisp sound.

"What is this?" He turned his head and asked Cheng Yu.

"Couple bracelet. It was a gift from that store just now." Cheng Yu took out an identical one from his pocket and showed him.

"...Oh" Luo Yi tugged to take it off.

Cheng Yu pressed his hand, "What's wrong?"

"Do you think our relationship is so upright?" Luo Yi raised his eyes, "On the first floor, you can't look up, you want to expose our relationship."

Cheng Yu smiled helplessly, "I can go up with my feet on, and no one else can see it."

"Can this thing be worn on your feet?" Luo Yi looked at his feet suspiciously, "Isn't it a bracelet?"

"Yes, it's the same on the ankle, and I'll show you how to wear it later."

Luo shook his hands a few times, "Then don't you have to make a sound when you take a step?"

"Just take the bell off."

"Oh. Then what's the point of just tying a rope." Luo Yi quickly shook his hand, he thought the little bell was quite amusing.

"Then you don't want to put it on your hand." Cheng Yu pressed his raised hand, "Don't turn it, you are like a child. If you don't know it, you might think your hand is convulsed."

"It's fun." Luo Yi let him pull, "Where are we going now?"

"Go home and cook."

Luo Yi hesitated, "No, I have to go home for dinner today, and I didn't go back yesterday. If I do this again, my mother will blame me."

"Are you afraid of your mother?"

"Well... I was afraid when I was a child, and I didn't dare to make her unhappy. It's okay now, and she doesn't care about me, but I can't do it if I don't go home."

"Okay." Cheng Yu squeezed his hand.

Luo Yi broke away, "Don't keep pulling me, I'm not a child, isn't it strange? Two big men."

"How old are you? Aren't you just a child?" Cheng Yu changed his hand to hold the bag, "I won't let you kiss me, and I won't hold your hands. If you dare, I can only watch?"

"If you are not allowed to kiss, then didn't you sneak a kiss too? What else do you want..."

"What do you want, didn't I just tell you?" Cheng Yu turned his head to look at him.

"……"nerve!

to the car.Cheng Yu raised his foot in front of him and tied the red rope, and stretched it towards Luo Yi, "Here, why don't you put it on?"

Luo Yi patted his calf heavily, "Understood, take it away!"

"Whatever your attitude is, you can't be gentle with me." Cheng Yu retracted his foot and rubbed it on his leg.

"I'll make you smoke..."

"Baby, is that your sister?" Before Luo Yi had time to correct his address, he saw Cao Xinyue and two men pushing and shoving on the side of the road.

A man pushed Cao Xinyue back a step, "Fuck!" Cheng Yu had already pulled over and stopped the car, and Luo ran over as soon as he opened the door.

"What are you doing?" He yelled at the two men, protecting Cao Xinyue behind him.

"Who are you, boy? What the hell are you doing?"

"If you have something to say, don't move your hands." Cheng Yu, who rushed over later, walked over and stood in the middle, glanced at the scene, a small battery was parked on the side, and there were a few obvious scratches on the body of the black car next to it. Mark, understand a little bit.

"I know you, don't you?" A man squinted at him. "That's just right. My car was scratched like this by her. Let's see how to solve it."

"You fucking think I'm stupid, just such a little scratch and you're asking for five thousand, have you never seen the money or something!" Cao Xinyue said later.

It is true that she accidentally scratched someone's car. Seeing that there was no one in the car, she was still waiting for the owner to come back to discuss and discuss the solution. Who knew that the two of them would be bluffing as soon as they came back and let her speak as soon as they opened their mouths. Pay 5000 yuan first, and make up for it later if it is not enough.

At first she was smiling and reasoning with them, but they started directly and wanted to grab the bag in her hand.

She even began to wonder if the car was left here to touch the porcelain.

"Five thousand is not much? Do you know what kind of car I am? It's worth several million. It was shipped from abroad. I have to find a special repair shop to paint it..."

Cheng Yu wanted to laugh a little, this car is a niche brand in China, he forgot what it was called, at most it is only a few hundred thousand, and even a multi-million dollar international brand can be boasted.This is to treat them as two fools.

"500," Cheng Yu put his hand in and looked at them, "Either accept it, or call the police. You two can decide."

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