Uncle, we don't date

When Luo Yi was sitting in Cheng Yu's car, he thought, why did he get into the thief's car?

Looking at the man driving beside him in a happy mood, Luo Yi frowned, feeling a little regretful.

"Why, did you suddenly find that my side face is so handsome that people and gods are angry?" Cheng Yu found an angle in the rearview mirror to take a look at his side face, then turned his head and said to Luo Yi who had been staring at him, "Again Looks like you're going to have a nosebleed."

"Look at the road!" Luo roared anxiously when he saw him turn to look at him.

"Okay, okay!" The voice yelled, and his hands on the steering wheel shook violently. "Don't be so nervous, my driving skills are still good."

"Who knows about you." Luo muttered in a low voice, turning his head and looking out the window.

When passing through a red light intersection, Cheng Yu's car just stopped next to two buses with huge advertising banners on it. Luo took a look at the white and enlarged breasts of a woman in front of him, and turned his head silently. back.

After thinking for a while, he turned his head and looked at Cheng Yu, who had one hand on the steering wheel and one hand on his lap, "Are you gay?"

Cheng Yu stopped pinching his legs, glanced out the window and said with a smile, "Huh? Yes, don't you know."

"Then do you like me?" The question came out somehow, but Luo Yi didn't want to hold back, Cheng Yu's attitude towards him was quite wrong.

Cheng Yu was silent, didn't look at him and didn't move.

It's quite obvious for me, and it's not surprising for children to see it, but what does it mean to ask this question?Could it be that he was mistaken, in fact, the child is also gay, and he has missed him for a long time, so now he can't hold back and wants to confess to himself?

Cheng Yu didn't come to his senses until the loudspeaker sounded in the back.

"You picked it at this time, so I wasn't mentally prepared." Cheng Yu said slowly stepping on the gas pedal.

What kind of answer was this, Luo Yi leaned back on the chair back a little discouraged, could it be that he was being affectionate, it would be embarrassing.

Cheng Yu drove a certain distance and parked the car on the side of the road, turned off the engine, turned to look at Luo Yi, "Yes, I like you."

"Ah?" Luo Yi glanced at him, then quickly shifted his gaze, staring at a small potted plant in front of him.

It's a small cactus, but it's yellow in color. I don't know if it's dying.

"Ah? What's your reaction? Didn't you ask it yourself?" Cheng Yu smiled and put his elbows on the steering wheel to support his head.

Luo Yi carefully considered his words, "I like girls."

"Well... have a girlfriend now?"

"Uh, no"

"Is there a girl you like?"

"No..." There were quite a few girls who confessed to him in school, but he didn't particularly like any of them.

"Then how do you know you don't like boys?" Cheng Yu said with a smile.

"You're making unreasonable words." Luo Yi frowned. The girl he doesn't like now can only prove that she hasn't appeared yet. Fate can't be forced. He doesn't think there is a problem with his sexual orientation.

"Well, you can understand it this way. But if you don't have someone you like for the time being, why don't you try me? Love is gender-neutral, and the ratio of men to women is very different now. If you make a pair with me, it's still for the country Made a contribution." Cheng Yu stretched out a hand towards him.

"Why?" Luo Yi dodged to the side.

"No scar." Cheng Yu withdrew his hand and tapped the corner of his eye.

"Well, I was afraid of leaving a scar, but when I tore off the band-aid, there was no trace at all. That colleague of yours is awesome." Luo Yi touched the injured area.

"Well, do you have to thank me for keeping your handsome face?"

Luo paused and said, "Thank you."

"Not enough, let's make a promise."

"You...have a good idea." Luo Yi glanced at him, stopped and said seriously: "Anyway, I told you, I'm not that... gay, I didn't mean to discriminate against you, but I really If you like girls, don't waste time on me, you should like others."

It's the first time to reject someone so seriously, and it's a man, what a fucking fuck.

"When you like someone, you should choose Chinese cabbage. If this one doesn't work, you can change it for another one. Isn't it stupid?" Cheng Yu listened to him seriously at first, but couldn't help laughing when he heard the last sentence up.

"Then what else do you want?" Luo Yi stared at him with an expression of "you're laughing ass".

Cheng Yu put away her smile, and looked at him seriously, "I think, if you think you like girls, then you should continue to like girls. Anyway, since I have found out, I will officially announce that I will start pursuing you. As for your attitude, I don't care, in short, don't hug my thigh and cry in the end."

Luo Yi stared at him for a long time without making a sound, it was the first time he saw such a shameless confession.

"Fuck! Stupid!" Turning his head and kicking the car forcefully, "Driving, I can't go to school anymore!"

Luo Yi folded his hands and looked out the window, not wanting to talk to him.

Cheng Yu touched his nose, feeling quite angry.

"I'll pick you up in the afternoon." Cheng Yu said to the child who couldn't wait to open the car door to get out of the car.

Luo Yi, who had already stepped out with one foot, turned his head to look at him, and said word by word, "Thank you, no need."

"Didn't you come here by bike? I'm a good man and I'll do it to the end." Cheng Yu smiled at him.

"Fuck!" Luo Yi didn't say anything, and slammed the car door heavily.He felt that what he said to this man was useless.

Unsurprisingly, Luo Yi was stopped by the guard. He explained a few words and registered his name before being put in.

Cheng Yu didn't start the car until he couldn't see the child's back outside.

Luo Yi hurriedly slipped in through the back door before the political teacher entered the classroom door.

"You can. I missed a whole morning study. Just now, Lao Zhang was so anxious that he almost called your home. Fortunately, I told you tactfully that you left your textbooks at home and rushed back to get them." Fang Xu watched him sit down and gather together. come and say.

"Well, thanks."

"Thank you for telling me, it's you, you can't fool him if it's my reason." Fang Xu elbowed him, "Why did you go? I see you look unhappy, who I messed with you again."

Luo Yi turned his head and looked at him and opened his mouth, how to say that he was confessed forcefully by a man, "Forget it, it's nothing, I overslept."

"Fuck! What do you mean by being ashamed? What do you say!" Fang Xu poked him again.

"Fang Xu! Get out if you don't attend class! Don't affect other students."

Shocked by the shock, Fang Xu immediately did the job with his hands flat, looking sincerely at the political teacher with his hips on the podium.

The eyes of the whole class turned to focus on him, wow!What kind of thing is this? How did it become that he influenced others to learn.

Luo Yi opened the textbook and stood in front of him, laughing until his shoulders twitched.

Fang Xu kicked him under the desk and cast a sad look.

Location: In the hallway outside the dental office, next to the window.

Characters: Nurse A, B, C, D

Nurse A: "What's wrong with Dr. Cheng Da today? He's smiling brightly."

Nurse B: "Yeah, she just smiled and nodded at me, so happy..."

Nurse C: "Yesterday I kept a straight face. Could it be that I picked up money on the way?"

Nurse D: "Could it be love?"

Nurse ABC: "Ah! Don't!! How is it possible, don't make random guesses!!!"

As the last single cool and handsome male god in the courtyard, Cheng Yu is simply the motivation for them to come to work early every day and the spiritual food for the whole day.

But Cheng Yu was busy with a minor operation at the moment, so naturally he didn't hear the girl's heart shattering outside.

I am very happy today, and I have made it clear to the child, then I can pursue (tick) him in a fair and honest manner.

The aggrieved feeling that was pressing in my heart before disappeared all of a sudden, but...

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one around, Cheng Yu closed the door and made a phone call.

"Hello, Mr. Cheng~" Tang Ze's sweet voice came, and Cheng Yu felt that half of his body was numb.

"Be serious, I have something to ask you." Cheng Yu rubbed the arm holding the phone.

"Okay, please instruct."

Hearing Tang Ze's serious tone, Cheng Yu hesitated and said, "Well, how do you pursue someone?"

"What? Who? The underage?"

"Yeah." I haven't chased anyone seriously for many years, and my hands are raw.

Tang Ze thought for a while, "Well, generally speaking, the most important secret to getting a straight man in our circle is to have a thick skin, act coquettishly, flirtatiously and flirtatiously, and then light a fire with him, no matter how straight he is Minutes become twists and turns..."

"You think I'm you? What a mess." Cheng Yu frowned.

"Um, I forgot your attributes, sorry. Doesn't he just live next door, you have nothing to do, drop by more often, make a familiar face, and then invite him to drop by your house by the way, and then take advantage of the dark The wind is high, there is no one around... Don't worry, I will never do anything to you this time..."

"I'm serious, you are poor. I'm going to pick him up from school later, what should I do?" Cheng Yu interrupted him.

Tang Ze paused, "Fuck! You've grown to the point of picking up people from school, what do you want me to say?"

"Pick him up without consent, okay? Come on, give me a trick. I want to take him around outside, but I don't know which is appropriate."

"Well, let me think about it, amusement park? Don't children like to play, just take him to play and see what he is interested in. Also, it is easy to compare boys of seventeen or eighteen years old like this People who are strong in themselves have admiration complex, you should show off your heroic personality charm in front of him, or watch movies or something, my family Honey and I often go to movies, very exciting, no, unique atmosphere... ..."

Automatically ignoring the pile of things in front, Cheng Yu thought about it carefully. It was a good idea to watch a movie. It was dark in the theater, and it would be easier for children to be embarrassed. After watching the movie, go to have a meal, and then go home together.

Yes, Not Bad.

"Okay, got it, hang up."

While booking tickets with her mobile phone, Cheng Yu was torn again, whether to watch a romance movie, an action movie, or a horror movie?

Hey, what a fucking brainstorm.

In the end, I bought two tickets for an action movie, "××××", which has just been released, I think children will like to watch it.

Cheng Yu got off work at five o'clock, and he inquired that the end of school was at 05:30, and the time was just right.

Cheng Yu parked the car on the opposite side of the school and waited by himself under a tree beside him. He took out a cigarette and wanted to smoke it, but after thinking about it, he put it in again. After all, it was the school gate, so the influence was not good.

grass!What's the matter with my heart beating so fast?Isn't it just picking someone up to watch a movie?Be nervous!

The school bell rang, and Cheng Yu stared closely at the students pouring out of the door, all of them were wearing school uniforms, it was hard to recognize, he would be an idiot if the children took the opportunity to slip away.

When Luo Yi was about to reach the door, he saw the man standing under the opposite tree.It's hard not to see it, a large number of girls in front are pointing and screaming.

The author has something to say:

Luo Xiaoyi had kindly reminded Uncle Cheng to change his target, but unexpectedly, he was reversed.laugh//